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To Men. (holy:

Did you know that llomc .lZcon-
omics are occcsoary for preparation
in life? Not only are they necessary
but you’re invited, in. fact urged, to
take courses in Home Economics at
” Furman university. Consumer Econ»
omics, Marriage. and Family Life are
samples offered to men. Better yet,
{lime hours crcdit in Economics,
Psych or Sociology arc givcn. depend-
ing on the studcnts’ major department.
“The Hornet” of Harman university 13
the source of our information.
flould Be:

A. student of the Univcroily oi
Houston has ample rcascln for holicr»~
lug he’d die of old age. “'The Cougar”
cxplainccl the reasons by revealing
that said student had been in six. auto
accidents in which the car overturned
at least: once each time. Guess he
either has a lot of do~rc~mi or a wry
understanding old man.

Just What we need: .

If you’ve ever chased or attempted
'to find someone on campus you might
agree with the method Macalcster
college uses to solve this problem. No-
tice is given in the school paper, “The
Mac Weekly,” of brief. assemblies each
Tuesday in which all ne‘ceosary notices
are given. Attendahcc is compulsory
for all students.

Don’t Be Half-Safe:

Did you know that it’s safer to ride
with a totally “Mastered” driver than
with one who is hall-shot? The 3tatis~
tics were the result of or two year
study in Sail Diego, California, by the
American Business Men’s Rocearcll
foundation Among the results listed
by the “Cougar” of the University of
Houston wcrc these: Has-been-driok-
lug—drivers killed 2.4- more people in:
automobiles, turned over 10% more
“times than those pcoplc who were ob»
vioosly welldoopcd gridiron upa score
“twice as high as his; loaded partner if!
the old California custom known as
“Hitting the Pedestrian.”

Slightly intoxicated drivers were alas
or) involved in 25% of the 12.782 acci»
dents that were investigated. Say,
'h‘lahlc. ride with me, I’m really loaded
"tonight.

Very good ideamfor some people.

The old old subject of “Beanie” was
Embed by “The Northeastern News”
of tho halvemity of the same namc
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agreed that the idea was. wonderful
and that they couldn’t get them any“
how. 'l‘yoical comments; wcre 5011'“:—
what like this: Jr. Engineer, “Good
idea as long as I’ll never have to wear
one.” Small person with largo “”1"”
square, "lficanics, Beanies; where’s my
September cubsistancc check?” The
‘vetcrao opinion was standard. “Strictly
for the birds.” One coed was opposed
because of the difficulty of matching
dress to said object. Tho most pro-
found observation was made by a sec“
rotary who {summed it up in a classic
statement. “It would help the ones
with holes in their heads.”

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Stodmfis at \Vayoc university“
mobbed the medical office complaining
about seeing spots-wot rathcr grcch
hair on. several coeds. It tool; a front
page story in the “Detroit Collegian"
to straighten matters out. Scents the
campus dramatic club was presenting
a production and two of thegirls were
going to dye their hair light blue to
match their costumes. They went
ahead and experimented with tho dyc.
neglecting to realize one vital factor
whorl} girls were blondcs. T he end re»
salt was very sick-looking green hair
atoo two heads.

The husband of one of the girls was
the director and he Spent several, hours
before curtain time attempting to find
some combination of lights that would
make shocking grech hair look “blond,
blue, red, brown, or any other color
except that damned green.” Late re»
ports indicate he still goes into a. nasty
tantrum when he sees green.

 

 

 

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sly; sow commit.
.‘lli‘RESB‘FRGM the National Stu-
dents’ ASSOciation convontion at Ann

‘ Arbor, «and chrimming with iclcas, Don

loynch, ‘ITSA proxy, prepared, directed
and played the leadm-«Orson Wclls
stylcmiu what was probably the big»
gcst and best orientation program ever
presented at Tech. It wouldn’t be a hit
Surprising: if our “on21ch coached”
embryo.”l‘cchawlrs are more aware of
the. score around here than arc some
of us old timcro.

It’s a. surc‘tlling‘ that Don has left
his mark on future orientation pro
grams, and he has at. the some time
demonstrated _initiativc and ability
which prescgcs a levchhcadcd, for»
warddoolring student government this
year.

ENTERING STUDENTS aren't
the only ones who find it noccosary to
adjust themselves to new situatioos at
Tech. this Fall. Changes in classrooms,
calctcrias. lo 1:: n g e: 43
and study spaces con»
from: all of us. Haw
cn’t heard any objec»
lions though. Could _
it be because moot of
the changes were oc»
casioncd by the Home
Economics (1 c p a r t- i
ment's more to the
campus «- and th :1 t
brought us girls, girls. girls? ‘\.\"cll.
maybe not so many, but even 0.04 gals
per guy is; uhprcccdctitcd around here.
Believe me. you of: the fairer sex -—«-
u‘c’re darned glad to have you with us.

 

PUBLICATIGNS “will. really be on
the up and tip-wand up and tip—wilds
year. \Nay up on the “fourth floor of;
the Physics building, that. is. Our new
location has given us the opportunity
to use numerous slogans in our cool“:
paigo for new siall members. An 1111—
wary prospect: i=2 approached
something like “You can’t get in on,
the ground floor with Technology
Newsmyou have to start at the top.”
If this sort of thing seems to catch on,
it can be followcd with a cry of ”Ex.-
cclsior” or a. simple “Get UP in the
work .” Theory has it that. by this time
the Victim is too classed by the thought.
of such a climb to success to Tet-SlS’L lulu
{her salesmanship.

The welcome mat really is out. In
the words; (original) of Associate Edi-n
tor Ioc Bass. ”Why don’t ya. comc up
an' occ us some time?"

 

A man took the object: of his allot»
lion to atteod an opcn air opera. Dorm
log the first act he found it necessary
to excuse himself. lilo asked an ushcr
the direction to the men’s room.

“Turn to the left, and walk, down
to the big oak tree, and there it ill.”

The mam did as he was told. In due
time he returned to his seat.

“flats the sccond act Started?” he:
aslrcd his girl.

“Has it started!” wail her haughty
reply. “You were in it.”

:1»: :l: ' ll:

Student in economical. class 1.

Now I lay me down to sloop.

Tho lecture’s dry, the subject’s deco.

if ho should quit before I wake.

{Eire me a poke for goodness school

:3. =3: :1:

Two patients in a hospital were ex-
ceedingly bored. They found a stack:
of diagnosis cards; in a corner and he»
gar: a. game of poker. Ono ohufflcd the
cards and dealt. They gaiclccd up their
hands and looked at the cards. Onc
hot, the other raised, and they roiscd
and ire-raised until one finally callcd.

“Looks like I “will. l’vc got three
pticumonias and two gallstonco.”

“Not so fast, not so fast. l’vc go‘s;
{our enemas.” ~

“Well, I guess 3M)? take the: pot.”

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whorl yon can’t epcll tho limit. word
grim thought oh.

    

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Pessimistic predictions; of: long lines
of exasperated cafeteria. customers 21pm
parcntly were joist thotw—pcooimistic.
Much to the :surprisc of many oi iii-3,
the provisions made to compensate
“for the loss of the South Union lounge
and cafeteria, seem to be adequate. .

Obviously, the addition of the North

Union. auditorium as .2; dining and

study area. could. not offset the loss of
the entire South Union. 'lTlierclote it

would appear that iocrcased efficiency

in handling the rush hour crowds disl-
ing in the cafeteria has; been to a. large
extent responsible for the succccs of:
the now arrangements. '

Since we are the once who hoi'lciit.

by convenient and ample eating area,
it is our responsibility to follow the
rullcsincccssary for adjustment to llie
limited space. l..ot’lg~l01’mcd habits; of;
studying and engaging ill long winded
conversations in the cafeteria must be
abandoned if the happy situation is to
contimic. In the interests of allol us,
don‘t be an “inccmsidcratc Clyde."

 
 

Our student board of control in.
931145ng the motion that “commitwcs
of ITSA be required to secure: bills
from organizations advertising in our
publicationa, and other campus. organics
cations. be urged to do likewise” mi»
danced the conmricnclablc attitude that
student organizations should coopcmlo

to realize greater Success in their im-

tlividual cn‘tcrpriscc.

To hublicationo this wry practical
more 111621.115 incrcaocd rcvclmc from
the advertising department, resulting
in'hctter publications, better able to
scrvc the student and student groom.

To the student body, the attitude
revealed is encouraging. It appears;
evident that ITSA is. fully aware of
its. responsibility and that it will take-
tlccisivc otcps to aid campus organim‘
zatiouo.

 

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121 England today many items. are
still ocarcc and being mtiuocil, siiiiong
the very scant is sugar. '

An. English miss had been imiled
to a too at the American limhamy and.
notiog the Scarcc sugar being; served
freely, shc requisitioncd thrice lumps,
unnoticed, and in order to Sm‘t‘ctc
their location deposited thcm in the
“v” of her dress.

That evening. as She returned, she:
was visited by the local Bishop. film is
the cusstom she served him lea, incrh
tably asking “sugar?”

“One, please,” was the reply. She
deftly reached into her dream, as tho
Bishop sat agog.

“Milk?” she asked. With this the
Bishoo jumped out of his chair with
an emphatic “Nol” and ruslwl (ml of
the house.

ti! ‘3‘. :3;

Little Willie, agcd cight, war.
walking his new girl friend home
from school.

“Peggy,” said little Willie. “you
arc the first: girl I havo over loved.”

“just my luck,” cold @cggy. “ll’ve
drawn an amateur again.”

33: X: 2.

There was a young“ girl lroni
St. Bride’s .

“Who am: green apples and dicd.

W’ithin tho lamented.

il‘ho apples icrmcntcd.

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