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Rape will soon be raging an
Ogden field, according to an an-

p‘rintendent of Piddlings and Cof-
, “We are sowing
ope on Ogden Field,” Pardon de-
dared. “Already our tractors have
’r‘rowed the field, and the seeds

   
   
   
    
     
  
    
     
  

Rape was selected in preference
to lespedezu or some other similar
plant, Pardon explained, because it
grows profusely with a minimum of
attention. "It will keep the dust
down, and we may later be able to
fence in the field and raise some
hogs or sheep on it,” Pardon ob-
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Members of the HT chapter of
the Inter—Variety Agnosticists So—
ciety met Tuesday for the first
time to discuss plans for on active
program of debates this semester.

Franz Joseph Murphy, club
president, gave a talk entitled,
“Why Do Bibles Always Have
Black Covers?” After the meet-
ing, the members made a tour of a
nearby nudist camp, seeking con-
verts among those who will not
have the wool pulled over their
eyes.

Lectures planned for future
meetings this eemeuter include
such topics as, “Is Christianity
incredible?” “Can God Believe
in the Scientistl‘”, “Is God
Made in Men’s lmage?”, and
“Is the Bible Historical Fic—
tion or a Tribal Handbook?”
The IVAS also has plans for the

presentation of movies for the
pleasure of all Techowks. One new
film to be shown at the next meet-
ing i3 entitled, “Going my Way,
Nowhere." All students, regardless
of lack of race, religion, or political
convictions, are invited to attend,"
said 1. B. Natas, "secretary.

 

 

 

 

J unior Week—Open House started oil? with a bang this your—a .
bang heard around the campus broadcasting system. The moron of
the year, a certain poor-loser campus leader, white baron, with a.

red nose and features to match. was to ohristen the Tombstone with 'l

a bottle of flat beer but missed the
mark, spluttering stale beer over
both the MC and the Woman of the
Year. She, in turn, called him a
lousy DOS (Dean of Students) and
Mugged him with ,her coronation
gift, The Kinsey Report from up
Woman's Viewpoint.

One of the lighter features
planned in the faculty mount,
uponsured by the E325 (Emnn-
cipated Engineeus), who will
exhibit on electric chair, in
which mthe dopartmcnt’u in»
structure. will fry to in golden
brown. This exhibit, of course,
will run only no long as the
supply of instructors lasts.

By popular demand the first to
mount the platform will be Dr. T.
B. Dozen, best-loved by students
for his timely exam scheduling.
(“The test will be at one a. no.
Sunday, kiddies; that way there
will surely be no conflicts?) His
family life was recently revealed
in the best-seller, “Cheaper by the
Gross.”

 

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Prize cliches collectedrfrom past

 

dance stories and club meeting an- -

nouncemeuts were released today»
by Technology News editOrs. For
purposes of illustration they are
combined into a Single article in
italics.

Everybody is welcome to the big--

est about of the season. A dynamic
speaker will give an interesting.
talk; presenting something dwar-
ent to the audience. This unusual
event should be attended by ‘all
students, Dean Booking says. -~»

Commenting on the nature of the
cliches, Editor Fred Michigan
stated, “Unless we get some new
ones, we will have to plant potatoee
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