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When I entered “Teched” ten years ago there was a certain
pair of promoting twins. They signed up for one curriculum since

 

they were promoters and not jerks.

Jack would take all the ob-

vious and intuitive ,coursen while Richard took all the courses in

which one may easily get “D’s”-
if he kills himself. Dick naturally
was a student leader, holding elec-
tive offices and a top position on
publications

They had a wonderful record;
they got out in four years! Of
course they were perfectly belt
anccd in their personalities. Jack
had a part-time job while being a
full time student in order, to make
the necessary half million that
would see the boye through after
they got out of the Institution.
Dick spent the money in attempt-
ing to keep sane, by leading a
mild social life, and doing a lot of
promoting with small returns.

I remember well the day
they got their diploma. They
were the only normal ones in
the whole-sear-crmed, jaiihering ’
graduating class.

Then they got jobs, using dupli—
cate copies of the same transcript.
By putting forth combined efforts,
they surmounted all obstacles. Six
years later they were earning the
engineers pay of $27 monthly as
kybo experts. '

Last I heard, they were married.
Wonder who the girl is?

 

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Since the rifle range in Alumni
hall has been caged off, the rifle
team has been forced to shift the
bulk of its activities from shootin’
matches to other forms of amuse»
ment.

Bnll Zye, team captain, shot oil“
his mouth yesterday to the effect
that several field trips have been
arranged. Nine of the shooters
are preparing to revisit Boston.
where they will solicit another con-
tribution from Bink’s Corporation
to help bolster the school athletic
fund. Last year Bink’s generously
donated over a million, dollars. Re-
turning, the nharpnhooters will
drop in at Fort Knocks and inves—
tigate the opportunities there.

When they return to campus, the
team plans to enliven practice sec-
sions by making extensive use of
live targets. This new scheme is
based on the theory that shooters
will attain far higher scores if
they are inspired by such figures as
Dean Reekins or Registrar W. Bock

‘ Keeley running back and forth

across the rifle range.

 

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