By Puss N. Boots
Dr. Tom Felix of our psychology \
department, who is world renowned
. for his experiments with para~
plegiclhomo sapiens, has just be-
gun work on a new complex homo
maze." This maze will be used to
determine the magnitude of neu—
rosis of the herons and to What de—
gree they can be controlled.
“Homo sapiens are used be-

cause of the similarity of their
nervous system to that of a
cat’s," Dr. Felix said. He be- .
lives that if he can operate on
the large growth on the front.
of the brain of the homes, they
will possibly begin to rational-
ize as do all felines.

The homo’s irrationality was
demonstrated by the fact that
Dykman, Dr. Felix’ pet, upon
finishing the maze attempted to
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Thaddeus'llfschlpmkwitz, general
promoter of the Smooth Shaftings
acting- group, has issued a warning
to all those foolish enough to buy
tickets for this year’s show: “Be
prepared to put up with the dullest,
corniest and lousiest play this
campus has ever, seenl l shrink to
think about it."

In an exclusive interview, Mr.
Yschlpmkwitz went on to explain:
“Originally, the plot was written
to appeal to UT students; that is,
100 per cent sex. But when school
oflicials heard of this; they made
made us out it down to 99 per cent.
As you know, the acoustics of the
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long! There isn’t enough lighting
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Busch shoe company, will deliver a
spiel to the local chapter of the
Society for the Advancement of
Morons at 1 19.111. in 131MC. Water
Colder, SAM veep, announced the
meeting somewhat woefully. “Our
organization is dedicated to movies
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into this.” Colder explained that
he had intended to get the brew-
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