F-‘olsted off on the unsuspecting public practically every Friday during the ochool year by the students of Illinois Institute of Technology, 33 0 . Federal. Chicago 16, Illinois. Entered no second class matter October 10, 1940, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois. under the Act of March 3, 1879. misrepresented for national advertising by the NationaI Advertising Service, lnc., 420 Madison Ave., New York 71, N. Y. Advertising ratee furnished upon request. Subscriptions: -—- Domeotlc: $1.50 per term. Foreign: $2.00 per- term. Senator McCartwheel today revealed additiohal names of alleged security risks in important posts. Named as subversive were Chief Investigator ED MICHELE, Twenty—live Pctccnter BLANK PAGE, Guilty Associate JOHNNIE BEST, and Character Aosuooinator JOHN SCANNELL. Also accused of being stooges of a furrin power are Public Proeecutor BERT COHN and Shystcr Lawyer LARRY SHAPIRO, as well as Wire Tapper BOB GREEN and Follow Traveler JOE BAS“. , I, Punhin Inspector DAVE MKLLER and Humor Monger VINCE MARSOLAES were also denounced, as was Super Snoop WALLY KAISER. Otherwise accused. were a large number of stooges and stool pigeons, with promiseo of surprise witnesses later. Senator McCartwhcel stated; “Not since I was elected has such a gigantic fraud been perpetuated on the American people. You haven’t heard the Fueoolity ultylov Wheat u Eliuclclol A. rich man sent a call to a physician for a slight disorder. The physician felt his pulse and said, “Do you eat well?” “Yes,” said the patient. “Do you sleep well?” “I do.” “Then,” said the physi- cian, “I shall give you something to take away all that.” 99 it % “How does; your uew-purchuood ~ horse answer?” said the late Duke of Cumberland to George Sclwyn. “ll really don’t know,” replied George, “for l have never asked him a question. it it ~1- 123 Skidool Dr. Richter, taking the portrait of a lady, perceived that when he was work ing at her mouth she was trying to ren- der it smaller by contracting her lips. “Do not trouble yourself so much, madam,” exclaimed the painter; “If you WiSh, I will draw your face without any month at all.” '3!- -ll- it The Bristol magiotmtco were: un- der the duress of great riotu scut- tercd through the town. They argued that under the circum- stances it was impossible that they could have been collected in one place. il- ll- till 0h, You liloil A certain physician was so fond of administering medicine, that, seeing all the phials and pill boxes of his patient completely emptied, and ranged in ‘order on the table, he said, “Ah, air, it gives me pleasure to attend you, you deserve to be ill." An overbearing barrister, ou- douvol'ing to browheut la wituooo, told him he could plainly ooe u vogue in hio face. “1 never lsucw ”til now,” replied the witncos, “that my loco was 3 looking glass.” last of this.” Phenol Auguotue idiom out utylu A bachelor is a fellow who never fails to embrace his opportunities freely» and wants to continue to do so. Two women were discussing u tam-V lily which had recently moved into their neighborhood. One mentioned that the new arrivals had 12 childreiu. “lily heavenc,” spoke the other, “that man sure must love children, or: something.” ei- -ll- it If one and one are two And one and one do marry," How is it in a year or'less There’s two and one to carry? 9i- -3t it Overheard in the dark: “ll-lands on, Columbus, you’ve discovexcd enough for one night.” it v\‘- it Girls who Wear sweaters The whole year through Itch to get married But never do. ii- "lt it “"l‘hot baby is a detemined little infant, isn’t he?” “He’ll have his hot- tlo or host.” it- it “What hind of drone did she wear to the potty last night?” “i can’t remember. I thinh it won checked.” “Wow! That must have been some party!” 4? er- Techowk: “There's a certain reason why I love you.” Girl: “My goodnesul” Tochawk: “Don’t be ridiculous.” “Pm losing my punch.” hold the young lady on she hastily left the cocktail party. 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