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class matter October 10, 1940, at the post office at Chicago, Illinois. under the Act of March 3, 1879.

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Senator McCartwheel today revealed additiohal names of alleged security risks
in important posts. Named as subversive were Chief Investigator ED MICHELE,
Twenty—live Pctccnter BLANK PAGE, Guilty Associate JOHNNIE BEST, and
Character Aosuooinator JOHN SCANNELL. Also accused of being stooges of a
furrin power are Public Proeecutor BERT COHN and Shystcr Lawyer LARRY
SHAPIRO, as well as Wire Tapper BOB GREEN and Follow Traveler JOE BAS“.

, I, Punhin Inspector DAVE MKLLER and Humor Monger VINCE MARSOLAES
were also denounced, as was Super Snoop WALLY KAISER. Otherwise accused.
were a large number of stooges and stool pigeons, with promiseo of surprise
witnesses later. Senator McCartwhcel stated; “Not since I was elected has such a
gigantic fraud been perpetuated on the American people. You haven’t heard the

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Wheat u Eliuclclol

A. rich man sent a call to a physician
for a slight disorder. The physician felt
his pulse and said, “Do you eat well?”
“Yes,” said the patient. “Do you sleep
well?” “I do.” “Then,” said the physi-
cian, “I shall give you something to take
away all that.”

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“How does; your uew-purchuood ~
horse answer?” said the late Duke
of Cumberland to George Sclwyn.
“ll really don’t know,” replied
George, “for l have never asked
him a question.

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Dr. Richter, taking the portrait of a

lady, perceived that when he was work
ing at her mouth she was trying to ren-
der it smaller by contracting her lips.
“Do not trouble yourself so much,
madam,” exclaimed the painter; “If you
WiSh, I will draw your face without any
month at all.”

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The Bristol magiotmtco were: un-
der the duress of great riotu scut-
tercd through the town. They
argued that under the circum-
stances it was impossible that they
could have been collected in one
place.

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A certain physician was so fond of
administering medicine, that, seeing all
the phials and pill boxes of his patient
completely emptied, and ranged in

‘order on the table, he said, “Ah, air, it

gives me pleasure to attend you, you
deserve to be ill."
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A bachelor is a fellow who never fails
to embrace his opportunities freely»
and wants to continue to do so.

Two women were discussing u tam-V
lily which had recently moved into
their neighborhood. One mentioned
that the new arrivals had 12 childreiu.

“lily heavenc,” spoke the other,
“that man sure must love children,
or: something.”

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If one and one are two

And one and one do marry,"
How is it in a year or'less

There’s two and one to carry?

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Overheard in the dark: “ll-lands on,
Columbus, you’ve discovexcd enough
for one night.”

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Girls who Wear sweaters
The whole year through
Itch to get married
But never do.
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“"l‘hot baby is a detemined little
infant, isn’t he?” “He’ll have his hot-
tlo or host.”

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“What hind of drone did she wear
to the potty last night?”

“i can’t remember. I thinh it won
checked.”

“Wow! That must have been some
party!”

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Techowk: “There's a certain reason
why I love you.”

Girl: “My goodnesul”

Tochawk: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Pm losing my punch.” hold the
young lady on she hastily left the
cocktail party. ' >

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The advantage of being bold is that
when her mother walks in all you have
to do is straighten your tie.

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