fletuéio ' on ofiufioutu WyWugutu Lory Whfifil’tfih’t’t uuouuy Prodiotmns from latest available steam tables is that tho heat, now latent, will soon he on in Chicago. ‘ Climatic analyses to uate indicate that low Emma: will appear at downtown center, With high vitibimy in upper regions. Win41 hurries can he or; acted from the non-oi, soul), cast, amt west at 33rd and Venturl, with velocn cs skirting new eve . Slight precipitation aoheduled for mwm lab am! heavy snowing is ongocted in many classes. Vurymfl temperutu us; are predicted! with high heat in b ology aha conditions of main: (menu r y lo. the psychology doom" ‘Efiigh tneday: Rookinr‘s Gin. Low tomorrow: Soothle’s lice Puck. , ‘ , , ,. . _ W o 'fi #0 m on .2» ‘al‘ . out or _, {‘QHUGy «‘Luo,” crlooflorak- Hoolou, Tuohorouy, ut notorious “memo Mafioaldutoch." (TN offlololu ooouu horo‘l’oryconuluuivo cvldonoe.) how at bar, from iott to right, neon Rocklno draws; brew for flood Wrong. Rough Shofllngo prcoident; Acimiooiom wateotw Frod “i‘rawsty (who oamo early); Henry Molmoo, TN cuh; Hoelod, ETSA’oProtectlug Father Grattney; “KN ocfitorlul lot, John ficahdal. Moon-ti row includes .11. Worm, TFU .. mogul; Mido'o Nelson, TN Scrooge, and “tom Scurvy, ITSA mint ‘kccpor, watching; Tech funds [being drained. , i . y E W . if , Honest Jack White, Dean of Development and Jackrolling, today announced that Technology Center is to be endowed in the amount of one billion dollars (Confederate) by “Ty, Ty” Walden, famed Southern philanthropist. “Ty Ty” {lcrivec‘i his wealth from a gold mine, ”Caldwell No. 1,” discovered after turning dirt for years. His daughters, Griselda and Darlin’ Jill, will join the faculty. One of the first of the new buildings to be countructed will be a vast chapel, for “Ty Ty” has been long known for his piety, which frequently prompts him to exhort those about him to get down on their knees and give thanks. :1” Betty Chapel, loft, is not f to be confused with the next structure to be unveiled in the campuo development program. The rising beauty of an enormous chapel is planned for immediate erection at Technology Center, ac- cording to the Director of Develop- ment, Cracker Jack White. J» ,1 Gtriiuo huuuuol; ouhur uoto out tor @ou guurty Ima Catt, chairman of, the Pan- Hadcg~enic council, this week re- fused to announce that the All— School Doe party has been set for Tuesday night. This event will take place at the Polish Soho} hall, 1602 North Ashland, and begins; at sex o’clock. Due to a recent ruling of the disciplinary commitme, the usual female entertainers and travel movies cannot be shown. However, a choice collection of male enter~ tainers, color slide films, and party records have been procurecl. “We’ll have several long .skits,” chair— man Catt confiaed, “and them our male entertainers will appoor in selected shorts.” An audience-participation stunt, with prizes for the Winners, will be conducted as the last event on a tight program. There’s to ho: .9. door prize for the host door, too. 3 .‘(A‘waik «mfg TfiLEWSWN STABLE? Early «shawl, whose motions were: tabled oy groom-m foisicly homo to Tech building program- The limo has come. for a showdown on the drunken ' orgies which ham been perpetrated ouch week under the guise of the “Dean’s Kafieuklotsch.” DEAN REE» KlNS MUST BE MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT SUCH CARRYINGS ON CANNOT LONG G0 UN- CENSURED. With the knowledge and cooperation of our formerly»: upright president, Hunk Hooked, the. dean has cxploitcde the cream of our youth, plying them with undesirable beveragcu. Auyfiuroutly Resolution until Hoolocl ore unw- ' coucorucrl lay tho wroclto thoy um muhlny of our "hoot " youuyg ucoyalu. , Those people uro lured to the North Union under pretense of making social contacts and then are ex— posed to the otupefying influence of cafeteria brew. Their reactions are slowed, a deadly handicap at quiz time. Poisoning their eyesight, the vile drink cripples them when the timo comer. for altematemseot exams. "WILL THE TRUSTEES STAND lDLY BY AND PERMIT THIS EXPLOlTA'l‘lGN TO GO ON “UNw ENHIBETED‘? Must we wait until our young, beau: um} coeds have had their lovely tacos bloated with- drink? . ' C We urge Students; to rioo ugainut thin menace. ITSA; must take sober measures to halt this dissipation. ' WQEN it ‘TEECHAWK’S your l3 will TIME EARL," HE CAN’T uu @l‘tl ’l‘tll‘l BALM William Rumdolysh Amltuluucc. r ,.. A.“ J, rt!" , uu ._. G. Philip Brimstone, wellnknown authority on other worlds, ad~ dressed the Science-fiction club today on “Faith vs. Atomic Power.” His remarks are reproduced below. “In those dark ages of the modern enlightened world, we need oucf)i thirg; 13.9011 W’WJWWIlCh we cram ling: , , 2.1.112 5.3.125 upaneivehlé‘lswe‘i’éfi. Mogyrygyyy uuuy ti riluuuu for youth loot-l fasten our hopes and roalizotiono. Armored I, campus pornography There must be {acme substance club, will hold its yearly model which amalgamates our hopes with our ambitions and abilities. night this evening, behind (Slur- ‘ ,. encc’s buck. Frankly Curiouo, ‘ This substance is faith. Why, club president, urged members to if you have faith, you, can move mountains or even make them come bring cameras to this affair. “Last year,” he complained, “‘only one to you. And by George, it’s a. lot simpler and a lot less trouble when you want a mountain to merely guy brought a. camera, and—ave discovered later even it wasn’t lewded.” faith it over than to fetch it over. “Suppose you want a mountain moved. The contractors nowadays would rob you church»mouse poor to do the job. But with a little faith we can have that olcl moun- tain moved in gig-time. Think of the money you would save. How- ever, if you don’t want a mountain moved, there may be something else you want moved. Faith can do the job. It will move everything from spots on trousers to parked cars. But you have to have honest-to— Pete faith. No bargain basement or marked~-down faith but real knocked out and a 4.0 faith. “Criminy, if you haven’t got faith you might as well be dead. There isn’t any use in living: in this Philistine culture. No sir, if you benefit got faith you might on wcll give: up the ghost.” Mem“ on THE Toma !