huge 2 Mowing the fiend gee games on activity cards There seems to be some confusion over the question of whether or not student activity cards will be accepted as admission at the “Homecoming” basketball game tonight. The answer; they will be. I suppose this news should be given front page space, but, due to the late date at which the decision was finally reached, this is the only place I could get it squeezed in. Here’s the scoop. Anyone who bought a ticket for the sole purpose of seeing the game will be refunded his money at the door upon surrendering his ticket and presenting a student ID card. If he bought a “couple” ticket he will have to pay the price of admission to the game for his date, unless she also has a student identification card. Surren- dering of the ticket forfeits all right of attending the dance after the game. All those attending both the dance and the game will receive no refund. [’1] have to apologize for not get» ting this information to you sooner but there was quite a problem de- ciding the proper procedure. The reason; our facilities. Due to the limited seating capacity in our gymnasium, it was felt, and still is felt, that if admission were given free there would not be room for all interested in attending. But since a precedent has more or less been set in past games, by granting admiseion on activity cards alone, it was deemed advisable to follow the procedure until some definite policy is arrived at. Now it’s a matter of first come first served if you want to see the game. It’s a shame that such conditions have to exist, but it’s one of the problems en— countered in conducting a building program and being forced to hold events in temporary structures. Jim Gail’ney, ITSA President. Agroup of small children were tell— ing each other where they came from and the prices their parents paid‘ for them. One said, “I was born in a big hospitali’ Another said, “My mommy and daddy paid a ‘normous price for me!" Still another boasted, “My mother and father bought me from the doctor and paid a million dollars.” The fourth little girl then said, “My ma and pa are poor and couldn’t ’ford to buy me. I was homemade!” % 9% 9i- Peroxide is an ingredient in a new fuel for jet-propelled planes; but of course, we all know the stuff has been used before to improve the pickup. Indignant lady to beautiful librarian: “It’s strange you haven’t that book. My husband said you had everything.” '26 it 4’: Mother: “When I was your age, young lady, a nice girl would never think of holding a young man’s hand.” The Daughter: “But, mother, now— adays a nice girl has to hold a young man’s hand.” as 4'.- 71‘ A wealthy. client insured her ward- robe while traveling in Europe. Upon reaching London she found an article missing and immediately cabled her agent in New York. “Gown Lifted in London.” The agent replied, after deliberation, “What do you think our policy covers?” ,3. ._ if a girl’s a good loser at strip poker it isn’t always sportsman- ship. Sometimes it’s just plain con- ceit. ’X‘ 4(- ‘11- “Ann turned off all the lamps ’cept one funny little green table light.” “Then what happened Don?” “Well.- ..... I’ve driven automobiles too long not to know what a green light .means.” A cultured woman is one who by the mere shrug of her shoulders can adjust her shoulder straps. “So your daughter is about to marry. Do you really feel she is ready for the battle of life?” “She should be. She’s been in four engagements already.” . a it a He: “In spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. She: “Yes, but you think it’s spring every time you get into a warm room.” When a girl is a feast of beauty every young fellow wants to eat with his hands. x- -1: 9: “Wow! Last night I finally persuaded my girl to say that little word: ‘Yes’ ” “Congratulations old man. When’s the wedding?” ”What wedding?” The height of absent—mindedness was recently reached by a burglar when he tried to steal some money out of a girl's stocking and then forgot what he went after. By Carbolic Gussie agree our a” a Publlshod every Friday durln the school ear b the students of Illinois Institute of lochnaloev. 330% 5. Federal, Illlnols. Entered a second class matter a . m the post office at Chicago. llllnols. under the Act of March 3. Ill . Represented for national advertising In the National G verllalng Sorvlco, Inc 420 Madison I‘lvo.l New York . N. Y. Advertising rates furnished u on request. 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If the students stop to think, they should realize they are losing, money by their actions.” He goes on to say, ”I believe the crux of the thing is that the students just haven’t stopped to think. Certainly, it isn’t the result of ma- i licious intent on any-” one’s part." ,1 All students should think this one over. “ BIGGER AND BET- TER—that seems to be the theme of stu- dent publications this year. The new Student Directory is a useful book, and what’s more, it does lay flat! Also to be commended are the Farr Crier and the Fowler Growl- er. Evidences of the high morale in the student dormintories, they are filled with news and chatter of dor- mitory activities. These are healthy signs of increased interest in organ- ized student activities. CURRICULUM CHANGES are the latest topic for conjecture among the students, and dissention among the department heads. Official statements will probably be released when prelimh / nary rumors have groWn beards. 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