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in the accelerated tempo of peace, of at»
tending school and of working on the outoide
in order to live in our high priced world, our
minds and energies are struggling to cope with
all the too evident post-war problems. The
intensity of school life has left us with but little
time and inclination to reminisce. Luckily,
perhaps, most of us have forgotten the war
and all its tragedy but there are still a few who
can not forget.

These men are in veterans hospitals all over
the country.

Together they helped shoulder the responsi~
bilities of lighting the war and now they do—
Serve a share in the peace. Throughout the
country doctors are attending the ills of the
wounded and disabled veterans by caring for
their bodies; should that be all? When a fellow
has lost the use of both his arms and legs
there are not many forms of diversion open
to him; but one thing he can still do is think!

With this fact in mind the Illinois Tech
Veterané club decided to organize a tutoring
service for the patients at the Vaughn General
Hospital. The tutors are to he composed of HT
students who are willing to give up one evening
of their time between April 1 and May 30.
Their purpose in organizing this service was
to help men already interested in learning,
give them something in common, and stimulate
the interest of others in programs of this type.

The question of increased subsistence is
vital to many veterans who are overWhelmed
by the soaring cost of living. The real value
of the $65 Gl subsistence check huS dribbled
into insignificancc as many veterans are for reed
to work twenty to thirty hours a week In order
to continue in school. Yet in spite of this, the
latest figures Show that over loll veterans have
offered their services in this tutoring program.

This is an indication that even under the
stress of school work and financial rosponsi»
hilities some of us haven’t lost our perspective
—-—haven"t lost the ability or desire to lie-lo others.
if this same spirit of helpfulness and cooporm
lion wrio prevalent thioughout the world. loony
many of our so~callod ‘insuruiountublo” coo
noniie: and political prohlomu would he oolvod,

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By Sam Rood
Unlike most ll'l‘ students, Felix Roseuthol is not It native
of the United States; he was born in Munich Germany. From
his experience abroad ho ocomo to have been made more hoonly
aware of What it means to be on American citizen; ho lo making

the most of every opportunity “rind
privilege accorded him as such.

Felix’u paronto brought him to
Chicago from Germany in W37. in
suite of initial difficulties, he soon
oriented himoell to his new onvironu
merit, and graduated with honors
from Hyde Park High School in
June, 1942.

The following September Felix,
desiring to major in mechanical on—
ginoering, oomo
to lllinois Tech,
on a one year
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_ mg year he quulL
fled for yet on—
, other scholarship,
‘ his time the Cool:
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Award.
In J one 1944,
during his junior
year, Felix joined the navy. it was

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while he was; on duty at u navy
repair titration that he first become
interested in electronics. Folix’o nest-r
domic work has won for him a place
in three honorarieu: Tau Beta Pi,
oil? which he is recording secretary,
Pi Tun Sigma, and Etu Kuppo Nu.

Outuido olf lilo ocudomic octivitioo,
lli‘olin lino Ii, good many other intor.
onto. Chief turnout: them in the Will
Community Servico Committoo of
which ho in ohoirmun. Knowing tho
true importance of tolorunoo in u
democracy, Folio: devotco so grout
deal oil lilo limo to the fostering of
harmonious moo rolutiono in tho
noigliliorhootl through this commit«
too which ho holpod form.

in opal-c moments Felix Rosen-
thal’s interests turn to his hobbies
include photography, hicy~
cling, tennis and baseball. "lie also
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in response to overwhelming indifference, the olipsticl: is
happy to revive its question and answer service. This wooh’u

query i5,

”Every time I try to tell my wife about my overseas

experience, she snoors and says, “You would have mode a. good

WAC!’ What should I reply to shut
her up?” signed, Vexed Veteran.
Answer: Tell her you did.

mill—-
Wile: “Haven’t you anything
good to say about my mother?”
Husband: “You, Islio objected
to our Inurrioge.”

will”
She: “Honey, I’d go through tire
and Water for you.”
lie: “Maize it fire thou, i don’t want
you all Wet.”
wilTn—w
flout. Head to Prof, “its {all
right to tell that stood sho lion
pretty ankles, hot you musn‘t
compliment her too highly.”
mlllm
Blonds: “And if I refuse you will
kill yourself?”
Tochwoltfi ‘Yesl That is my usual
custom."
Worm.
Moo: "Are you going 2o tulle
your girl to lilo uni/Rios?”
loe: ‘jllont his“: to yo to than
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are going."
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She never really had a chance
Long yours had Annie waited,
But when she entered HT
Oh, boy, was animated.

”$le
Boss; “You’ve already hurl to
loam to Sue your wife oil? on a
ioummy, to attend your mother«
in~luw’s funeral, to core for your
iittlo girl’s niouslco, and to go
to your boy’s; christening. What
is it this time?”
Lackey: “Fin going to get
married, sir.“
mill—m
Ami then there’s the legend about
the mum on the flying trapeze who
caught his wife in the act.
win...
{on tho ohono): “Hallo.
cm i so»? you tonight?”
“Him a. goo room right on

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Leaving the midst of the Sigmo’s with a,
oigh of “Well done, ” the Bit) ggor turned to see
how the rest of the campus was progressing
in their undercover activities. Such dealings as
recorded below shagl not be tolerated. They are
just too, too had!

Ginny Dome-ink, Flo Dumbo and several other girls
have been spending; all their “spare memento” knitting.
When asked what she was making, Miss Dorocial:
replied, “Oh, just little things.”

Digger’s note: In order to qualify for the Junior Weak
Baby Contest the child must he at least one year old.

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A special. nowu role-mic by the Stoainsliovel: The
mystery of Colin Burtoau’s missing picture has been
cleaned up. Her photograoh had boen on display timing
the lost election and had mysteriously élsapoearezl. The
one and only copy was found resting on Jim Voss’ desk.

Jim hurl bribod tho man who caught him purloiniug

the picture BUT the Digger was there too.
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Rich dividends were paid to those who invested a
penny in the peanutuvending machine in the Student
Union last week. Bill Furlong stuck a copper in the
other day, flipped upon hoth outlets and received for
his troubles aix cents and two handfuls of peanuts.
Unfortunately the nickel outlets were blocked 0% a
clay lutor.

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lost about the time a follow gets ready to llimt‘l
in the loot bit of school work his mind wonders. Sitting
in the hitch of the room was John Basic, taking in the
dreary locturo when he woo heard to loudly declare:
“Gaul, l wont to get out. I gotthe Basic urge.”

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A number of Arnold Albin’o classmates are collect-
ingmoney to get that long overdue haircut for Albin.
Their motives are quite Selfish, they want to save
themselves the embarrassment: of making Wolf calls
at a girl in Slacks: and later finding out; that it was
Arnold. Even engineers cannot stand this type of
deception.

II: 2% vi:

Don “Lover—boy” Arenson, who has for some time \
been looking for luxuriously furnished sleeping quar—

ters, has just decided to occupy an apartment recently

. vacated by a fellow student’s parents. This cohabitation

is to he carried out with a, curvacious sophomore urchi-
toot. lit is interefsting to note the efi'ect of Bertrand
Russell on his “mathoinaticol mind."

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As regular as weekly quizzes, Harry “Kissey” Mar—
cado entrants his girlfriend Joan to visit him on the
campus. Aftorbragging about her abilities, he finally
took her out for a (late. When Harry escorted Joan to
the car, he found four of his drooling fellow engineers
perched in the back seat. After the build—up they all
wanted to enjoy the ride.

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Holding out: on automobilohumpors did not distal-l:
Eymord “Amos” Real when hes got his car, but no?-
he is drawing the line. The manufacturer made one
slip. its a consequence lie-oi was horreliog along the
outer drive to an curly morning class when his front
wheels» ported compuiiy. Eventually he recovered the
bulky one but not hoforo he) had drug‘gud his Mile for
Some time.

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E Fisher tool; 27. job in the library. Every

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