a? thissx*:iw 4st ‘ihii Gar Coyle wascreeping like a. snail 'wunwillingly oil to school. Well. .. ‘it was rumored to he a school. There were Vague doubts, ho noticed dur- ing his freshman registration, as to whether the Illinois Institute of Technology was built for the stu— dents or the students created for the lllinois Institute of Technology. Reports favored the latter choice. « it was back in September that Gar (30er was first exposed to the s3 W4 - monstrosity called Illinois Tech. On that bright September morn he had on misgivings for the homing four ~months. Burdened by the tickets and admission cards that had been is— sued him during registration, Gar Ooylc’s shoulders were stooped. Thoughtfully ho withdrcw them from his many pockets and shuffled through them as through it deck of cards. First there was the ticket which allowed him to stand in a line “Outside the main building which was V ' waiting for tickets to stand in a, line ‘ inside the main building. Then 'thcre ’was a stub which opened tho poth- ‘woy to the second floor where he could stand in line waiting for o "' ~~ ticket which would allow him to on» ' tier :2, processing; room where students were held pénding the printing of ‘ more tickets. Gar, his wavy blondc hair rippling ‘ . ovor‘o. glistening dome, recalled with a shudder the white enrollment card, the white registration card, the vw-hitc personnel card and the admiw ,sion cards for 10 hours of classes Which had generously been doled him after a legal battlo approaching Supreme court stature. Although he did not then realize it, Gar Coylc was being “orientci.” His first day of school had been a harrowing experience. There were instructors in humans’ clothing wandering'tho campus, he found. He had lost two'tecth when he attempted ' to enter the bookstore in search of W’ a candy bar. A woll—paddcd wallet evaporated when he bought two pints of Mill: in the cafeteria and he was introduced to Technology News, a scandal sheet which sprinkled sprightly doings of the students among its wrothful cries of protest to the administration. But/the climax came when he stepped into a puddle in the fifth step of the first staircase of Chopin Hall and almost drowned. Happily a benevolent bonnie had rescued him after he had gone down two times. But Gar had survived these oxpcriv ences, a bit worse for Wear, but he survived nevertheless. And now. Gar is a lofty second termer. With his campaign ribbons bulging on his chest he reflected on the coming four months and. . .crept like a snail, unwillingly off to school. ill” to More Now Glynn Two Roslrothsll Qonrts A new temporary gymnasium, con- taining two regulation basketball courts, has been allotted by the War Housing Administration at illi- opolis, to the Illinois Institute of Technology, said Mr. W. J. Par- duhn, superintendent of buildings and grounds yesterday. The build- ing was grantod under an amend— ment to the Lanham Act, to pro vido facilities for veterans' educon tional programs. The gymnasium, 1001:1752 will serve its a center for all intermoral and physical education activities, as well as a home floor for the Tec— hawk basketball squad. The build- ing houses two basketball courts, men’s and women’s locker rooms and showers, a game room and lounge, and the gym offices. During the Tom hawk games. collapsible bleachers will be created on the other court. The gym. will be located on the northeast corner of Desrhoi‘n and 32nd Strocto across from the Nova}. building as soon as it is reccivoci from illionolis, and is to ho randy hy Santomhor, said Fordnlm. Most {if Rico ”Woolf: this mi Em.) 1 who ‘ " ‘mluohonnmnn mom ion: or i4! Emu“. . 4. a .. 5’52“ i» £9 ' all; )2 . , . . .s “ 1 ‘4? , www1r...4.....noun“...immm x' with“? motives to tho Slipsiichmioi‘ tho Sionsiicic Foil Whom it {tho}! Moo: Lot’s start the semester with giving; three cheers for the Slipstick. Joe: 0.K.—-~-llaw, Raw, Raw. «4.!le- Absent minded Prof: Lady, what are you doing: in my bed? , Lady: Well, I like this bed. I lik the neighborhood. I like this house and I like this room. And, anyway, I’m your wito. mullin— As the instructor in music now promotion oncc sold; tho rllmmw ho is a good assot to music. will» ' You’ll probably agree that a pro— fessor who comes to class three minutes early is very unusual, in fact he’s in a class all by himself. mill—— Then thcré was the how log- gcd floor Walker who said: “Walla this way nlcasc.” . (4 . mm-zwmm .. “My husband had a funny dream last night and chewed the insides out of the pillow.” “Did he feel sick today?" “No, just a little down at the mouth.” mill-~— Snltor: “May 1 marry your «laughter sir?” Fnthor: “What is your vocal» tion, son?” Snitor: “I’m on actor.” Father: (angrily) “Well got out of hero heltorc the foot lights.” Wm... . . He: “Does John Jones, at student, live here?” fl ‘ , Londlady: “Well, Mr. {Jonco litres . hero, but I thought ho was it night watchman.” - 'l’ltl'fi CULTURED WLTURE “inhom- tiintsoiio fitfii‘lifii‘i in .itEisfi : 5) mm ‘W r (g? 15} , m% ,5 9 Eli ion casino cost too liioto iii Jacob Dnmolle, a firm believer in the cooperative system came to ll’l‘ to study mechanical engineering after turning clown ' a. scholarship from the University of Chicago. “Jake” graduated from Lane Technical High School ranking in the upper one pcr‘ cent of his Class. Hero his interest in journalism and debating; foreshad— owed his activities on the Illinois Tech campus. Employed as a co-op by the Footo Brothers Gear and M a c h i n e Company late in » 1941 it was not until Feb. 1942 at the age mi 16, " that Jake began attending classes. When the comop program was dis- } continued for tho it “duration” he y” '1 transferred to the day school. Copy editor of chlmology News, member of Pi Tau Sigma, Tau Beta Pi, Jake would have qualified for a West Point appointment were it not for a minor eye defect, as he ranked and vice chairman of ASE/KEV second out of 308 men on Senator Brooks’ appointment examination. However, in 1944 the navy selacted Jake to aid Uncle Sam as a radio technician. After his training he was assigned to the USS Whitehorst (DE‘ 634). He joined his ship at Guam and came back with her through the “Canal” to be dis- charged in July 1946. Upon his return to the campus last term J alto acted as a freshman advisor, was elected vice president of Pi Tau Sigma; and also co— authored the four page pamphlet “Study Hints” which was distril» uted to f rosh men. In this pam‘ phlct Jake says, “Correct your bad habits now before they become fixed and profit academically!” Jake is a member of the YMCA and is interested in body building. A constant bowler, this versatile southpaw also hopes to climb on the (Sec MAN 04: THE WEEK on Page 5)’ ThWo‘o so Motoci‘ons oliflomoco in Finns Mosms ‘4‘ mmmfflfimo on: on tho sins snows of tho Wsmoito Esotiormoifi finial! fioogf 4 No wonfics than with mimons oi smoicocs scorywhcrc. q a w a < an a $1 fictions» Montana is nasooiscstg gyros? ngnsicifio! fit worldh tincst rohsccos oomc through for yous coma Mono onioyrnoncmolcos. from. mi Things why his»? jigggfis flit; glows whom you smoke Points Mosnisi That‘s why liming: Mitosis inst-o ions» ”.4; 2' Cflfgo. .W’Ec