L...._- ._.41 In. LL.“ 5 _"cc A-fl» 7Ecmozoay ”rug An All—Amcrimn Collegian NW MOI-bu. Awninlod (19'0th Fran Wufiulmmmdllhlwdfm,m Mum Sm. C‘Hcaqo. Ill-nil. ' uni-My dark-u H all-ll Sonia, loan can: film" WARM . YM.N.Y..c$uw.mlMA-wu.5um Hindu MMNNIIOdvb-HJmulhpuidfiuulm ll‘m'n. m III Ad 0' In!” I. ll”. thtrinfiu an “my hm. MANAGING HARD . _Ill.l. WW" I 3 W ____.__.MUL A. THOHISDN “no-fin: ww __ om! MUM 5M: t&w__._.——-————————-m “was wfl room: NM [dflv_———-————+—*—_ m." ui«a________——-—-—-“"‘m 51mm. an" (4'; 2. NJ ww— A-ktu'. 8pm WC_,____...._..—-———"- Con'II-l manna—w “.mmfl Lnk. WIlu-r 21ml. In “It. Puma wanna-mm... Mac. Jul: lanai. Mill-l Bun-In. Hui-d Wall. Tiny ‘ mmmww L". In. Ital-“hm“ "Pm mlMflfllmmMW.lmm,JIH-m “I'm JmApA-rmlmOdLLa-Ihmhlnhm.lw mam-.IMG-mnnunnnmn. m. D. J. lunar, Ju- [q-u-L JI-n Mun-hr. Can“! O'Hrha, F. J. Pad-7k. R. 1. PIM. Nil 5...]... B- .L flab-III. Put. Vd-IL Hutu-v ilk-Him um mm! lhrkafl, EI— Oil-n. M A)... GrI-L II:- 5411 Barr-II Unclaimed Bools. At the end of Loch acmcatcr, tho Inst and Found accumulahm a large number of un- claimcd boolm, along with glows, hots, boots, pic. The books are turned over the bookstore (on: manic, and the clothing is gluon to needy persona. . ll. acorns, however, that, since the bookx were at one time purcluwed from the bookaioru by the students. they, thcmforc, should be re— turncrl to tho. students. . [1. would be wrong. though. to give the books io any student who asked for thorn; but if they were given to tho library, they would be avail- able to all. . Thcsc unclaimed books could he kept by the library to lend to students for overnight use. sincc the text books now in the library arc marked "rcfcrcncc" and arc not pcrmittcd to leave the library. It in not right for one to make a. profit on mmmnc clsc’s low; it is better for oil students to profit on such a situation. Graduaios: Adieu To many of the 163 men rccciving their bachelor of science dogmas a week from tomor- row it xvii he more than just n deg-rec, more than a pic-co of paper signifying the completion of {our years of college work. It will be the at- tainment of a goal obtained thru the burning of many midnight candles doing homework. Several of the feiiowa started here before the consolidation and formatiori of Illinois Tech. Some of the graduates, though all civilians now, first came to UT as members of the Naval unit; many fresh from high school and others after tours of combat duty. Others, thru the accelerated program and service training: are finishing their undergraduate work in 1m than the normal four years. Few will have had what is called a normal college education, one unaf- fected by circumstances over which they had no control. Regardlm of how long it took them to achieve their goal, of how long they have been looking forward to clasp their sheepskin, and of whatever kind of work they will do, all will need the education they have received here. Commencement marks the end of one phm of the graduato's life and 011m 3 chIlIcnge to, and tho beginning of. a new longer and more im- portanl: part. The most valuable amt: can-led over to the new period are the formal trIlning and the study habits developed in college. The Institute bids foreword! to those men and women graduating and will uphold the high standards of scholarship and leadership that they helped to establish. :flflIh—QJ‘ ‘5‘ u 9—." .~,1*-,_V. ,_, "”353? W '.')lfi'. ‘v‘F'Q'lT' "Irm ' Faculty Fools . . . WWT‘ Prof. Fl. W17... .m— C— 3m. Dim Of "T Tmlcnl Drl'l‘i'fl‘ M .5... Henry C. Spencer. Director of the Technical Drawing de- partment, was the man behind IlT's succmsful Conimunity Fund drives for the. past two yearn. In fact, so successful were his cfi'orts that Illinois Tech exceeded its quota more than any other «11001 in thc Chlcum Im, both in 1945 Ind 19-36. This genial, rod lauded Tenn scammfnrwtdohin'luliinw o! hi: nummu undortakinzl. He is the rib-author at "rim books on technchl draw- ing which haw sold about one- bIlf million cop- ios in tho Unit-d 3 t I t o I I n d Ihmd.‘ ”Techni- cnl DrIwinz" by ,Giuccke, Mitch- all Ind 39mm. lion. in: sold 250,000 copioI ' Ind is the hId- ing book in It! field in Lb. unfit. country. in 19%: Swear begin working hi: way through Bulor lining-lit: by doing odd drafting John. It took him out!!! you! to [at hiI BJL. do- me- Ind during that time ho worked I- I darting intruder, Mann, Ind oommcrcinl Idiot. Among lame a! Proteuor Spencer: mom impor- tant plating: IN of Dr. 5. P, Brooks. into Pruident 0! Bthi Univerllty: Ind 01 Dr. A. J. Am- Ih'ong, which lI owned by the Bob- ert Browning Collection. HI bu I!- Io pIinoui pertain of Gamer Put. H. Noll at Tutu. Cori Sund- burl Ind 0th“. flown", in con- flict: tho "mind Ban-Ir." I plinh in: In hII mar pIrtId with, II tho (Sn FACULW FACTS a pm II CWMIMSW—hIMWHWIMMay Sampson was a plkcr. He on- ly killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass. Every day more mics than thIt are killed with the ammo weapon. —llT-— "er baby learn to in I dutc- mlmd final." "Ya. hc’ll but. his bout: or halt." . —m._ ‘ ME: “I tried to got drunk Ift- er tint Int III! but couldn't." CE: “Why not?" - I18: “11» lull wII wllilng but LII spirit: wIm walk.” —llT— CIllcr: ‘II your mom” a. and?" Littl- boy: "I think Ihu'I unr- fid‘Il -—m— "lady, if you wul I hull]: III-lulled you'll hon u» ro- man your bloat." “Guam '0. Doctor . . . " “CI-o, com. don't Inh- .mounuinl out 01 Ink huh." —IlT—' Hu'l the luckiest man in the world. llohIIlehIndIclzIr HIM»: Ind both of than work. Gin no I drinkotwheurth Or m I uln- a! bar; 11': Int Inge". II I wo-In'n llpI But I (Blood am new Ii:— m --llT—- "! hear you Ind the lending lIdy In on tho auto." Electrician: "Yuk. it run on. at thou quick-chm m with tho luau Ill dark. 8h- IIkcd nu for hu- ughu Ind I umzh: she said HIM-3' ~—liT— Qsen Prof: “Stadnik. tht ll tho chalk-l formul- far wot- “,II E. Sud-ilk: “WKLIINO.” Prof: ‘WhIt in harm'- um Ire you talking about?" 8. Sud-Ii: “Well Ilr. You IIid raunchy thl it In. I! to 0." —lIT- M’Iry ind I mu. Iwinz It mn‘t bud to 11nd For everywhere tint ”If! wont Tho len: on right bchlnd. ._”:. ' ‘.“:E£.\§.‘l,'f-?II._"2 .1 t'. _ - n . LT nlcsiur m: nun Volume 44. No. 14, put; an end to this non-r." _ mouse. No more Disaor, no more dirt. .Theuj scrutinizing students, that'lucun Steam Shovel): shall atop seeing such scandal u this—until?!“ next semester. ' I o I . . lookin- om th- um, through thou column uni til-Io or! "Holt Hknndontood'll‘ln a! the Month" to. _ toRohortHufly (hunt-alarm «(mun “do.“ tumor of mum, hi. thirty-ninc ya: old gunman} l who bu won m- him no title. mu. all tho nublidir- ' Bob mind in this column he in: gained much tuna. ,' In rm, int m um Including . high m1 bu; 1:»qu limo Rob-rt wn walking down the strutwhm Inkldklzdwmnntep‘podupbohimunduhd: ll “Soy, mm Bob HIrcly, Im’t you!” fill Inlwu wII; l I Ilium helm Warmth wing. ' a I . I “with wmhnally-ankmm. A i coll-illicit! II pm on I!" tIctlnl mm?“ in N] leluldurhuI mitt madam. Item-i nlhd into the you: lIdr‘I IpIrunnt. lucid It hit. -_ I wine-l. xii-Ind Ind in I' It“! of III-II In- Whhldmwmm,thwdflIany 1 IhoulfmlontrI-tbll (In. ' ' horn tho unprinclpkd “gape rim” tho Dlz'nr" timed I now about Bohr: Scholar Ind his «our World: mamm- dull-cud. Itm'moai: in: beta going to um. stab: to mount the murd- a with the mo of flrontar. (Editor's note: "With tit Vctu'In'I Mmlnllunflou dining the cinch {or month.- on and, Bob an hardly b. blamed.) ' O U 0 1 lion Thompon. the lust oddities: lo “lif'r'flm‘ Tim- Techzuen.“ proved hi- allgihllity by hint on- Kll'l'd to one girl Ind thin; I trllnrl'l wifo’l luvin' min homo after I. dinnin- party. Ken “turned Ito-r twblrltlummingundnfuud mummmn for tho into hour. - The last few lines of the Shovel will be de- voted to bidding the graduating senior: rarer. well. announcing the Diggers regret: to leave his mythlcslhoat engine. and lastly to confide. that. this semester: column was written by tonyluiellu. Itisdonelnallfairnmtqthone who desire to know yrs-author. The lower case lettcraamusodinthenhmahxhopaa thItit ‘ will be o'varlooked. Hal Hal , running- 44 .x__ I The ruler lmO. an the high-n7 Ire drunken driving. Incontmlkd thumbing Ind lI- dhcrlniute Ipnuuinr. To put it hrlofly: his, hila- Ild lull. -—lfl'-'- "liy wt!- in m to duth’some— one will still her clothes.” 1 “Docn't she hue them [uni-ed?" 1 “Sb: ha I W 1ch 1.th that. - . Sin bu Iomoono IlIy in tho clout Ind wItch.them. i found him than lIIt night." . —llT-- ‘- E-‘blonr: "For um lob to run I moulbic an." Animal: “I‘m th 'rnr you're looking for. 37:311th 1'" work“. when something went wrong thy hold no I I’ll. rayon-15h.” ——m'— ,3 Boo: (to one. her): «What did j my wile m‘mwutold hot I’d ‘ hodeialmdattbooflmnmimnldn’t _ ho hum. till into?" OMboy:“ShoIIld,‘CmIdo- ‘ pm! on unnu— ‘ '