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Along about December 15th of ouch your .

a complex nurn of good will and commercialism
overtakes the American people. The oourcc of
thin phenomena is commonly referred to an
'Christmnn.’

At this time of your everything taken on a
now. wonderful luatrc. Students are bonny»—
:1. two wool: vacation in coming: up; merchants
are overjoyed—hurlinex; is beaming ; gunhio};
young bunution arr: hopeful—maybe "hr" will
moi-n: with on unragcmrnt ring. Liquor dculm‘fl
have the "old Cl‘n’intmm, spirit" (at SUE) 5;.
bottle) ; paran-z arr.- hupny to are the expectant
joy of their offspring; :md, oh you. thm‘o's :1
Jimmy ovor thori- who are joyour'. and benevo-
lent, for the approaching holiday commcrnomtos
thc birthday of Christ. tho founder of their
mligion.

Whether one be Catholic. Pratt-stunt. Jew,
ntlmist. or agnmllic, Christmm him some sort
of significance to each of us. Whether one views
it an a pagan holiday for the renewal of old
friendships or as; the day of tin: birth of Chriat.
it door. have a meaninn for us all.

As such it appears to ho. a fine. big holiday
for everyone. But to view the wake of cxtrn'm-
zonal: and hypocrisy on December 25 in appall-
lug. There's an ombiltnrod woman frettingr
because the $1.08 housedrcm she rocoivrd from
her hunbnnd did not at all compare with the:
$2500 mink Mrs. Smith netted from her spouse.
Others m-o atowing because they didn’t receive
a card from a. pcrnon they had sent one to
'eopeciajly.’ because they're-broke altar splurg-
ins trying to he Sontn (”ions to ca'oryono. or
are just plain stowed from over-imbibing in
Yuletide morrimont. Not quite the holiday for
the strengthening of-Triendnhins or the ecle-
bratinsr of the birth of the founder of the faith
which rroqt'of us subscribe to in America.

It‘s all the merchants‘ fault? Hardly. No one
is twisting your arm to buy out the store. No.
it all fall» back to us who have created a verita-
ble wiont out of the once-joyous. holy spirit
of Christmaatidc. Like,so many other things
today. the forces that made a thing great one
now threatening to destroy it.

The salvation? Not in barring the doom of
commercial establishments during December
but rIther by intrllizoncc on tho part of the
individual. By all means show gratitude to
ooc's loved-ones, but don’t be blinded by the
glittering: tinsel surrounding those to whom you
give presents merely for tho furthomico of
your own ends. -

Only through the intelligent recognition and
pmcticc of the fine principles of the holiday
can we hope to attain the universally desired
Christmas present {or all, “Peace on earth.
good will toward men."

Wanton of tho'Week I

'LittIe-Joe’ Nicholas Hos Headed

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Five Student Organizations

-by George

One of the strongholds of
boon broken by woman an

O'Brien
masculinity on the campus has
nparklin 133th of Joan

2 [ram
Nicholas overrides the accomplished moles of HT, and the “Man

of the Wool!" mums before the guns of the "Woman of the Weak".-

"thth-Joa." u mail. of the nu:-
dent; know liar. has. in min 0! u-
Implc and opportunity. kopt hu-
fcminlmo drum in her tour you!
at "out. Ind IMP! with louonI.

incolty and
howling mob
r -_Wr.j:known II the

J" _., '-‘1Itndont bod)‘.
if $1.3”? This mmarhhlc

~. 1“ ". fact IlonI would
" fl” ”33“ "r Lin.- enough to file

- !;___ 1}"? above the clamor

',’.j-.' :of lottormom
" ' . i'mmthren of tho
' 1041mm" 0! lich-

lgnn An. and
tin:- pchool, and Ill-around 3300::
for thin tumor at tho pom.

Graduating from Oak PIrk [Ugh-
S-chuul io' 1.041, aha grant to u».
Lewis camnlu and started her
atudlm in pro-med biology. plating
up the {rum-um and mphmum club
prrnu'cnclm in addition to several
M'm-r nth-ides while there.

Win-n the [.42qu bunch a! HT
was closed down, Ind moved to tho
Armour tampon. Joan came Ilnng
with litLl-n intention of giving tho
mgiowring cavovmcn I hIrd ram
for honor and mognitinn, haul. in
limr it WM evident that "Littlo-
Jou" with lmr pamnality, numbing
mum, and fr'l'lll‘nillll-y 11nd done a
connidrrnble amount of good work
in cum‘ortinz our rlidamlc Jockey:
into lwullrmrn.

Hon: M. Armour aim has put a
lllfin‘lI-illfi numb" of honor» in hot
llT ganglionic. She has been 11mi—
dvmt of Mcrllcal Art-l Gull-Ll. WAA.
Kin-n. Pen-llvllrnic council, and Kap—
pa Phi Delta mmr‘lty in addition to
working on Drnmntnrh and 1hr
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but [1in at Illinois Tab, by work-
ing on the nodal committal of the
panic: Elm. - ,.

“than aha graduates. the inund-
logotojobnsnmchorondthm
in Wk- 0! 1917, enter modlcll
collage to war-II: for her doctor; da-
Kroc.

' lethmen' Talk—

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Question of the weak: Wm do
you think of the firm!!!“-
prom-T

Wmm C. Fargo-m, Sapll KB:

"I am taking I nirolglxt m
on it doesn‘t mike much diffmce
to me whntho: then is puns-intui—
Lion or not. I do hope it will one
Limo on restitution day [0 I 1'0an
law:- to spend all clI‘b' Kain trying
to act my ring canto. It might all:
help to mom nourish clIII room

for Ill [ho courses reminded."

L F'. mogul. Sonia: EB:

"I think it is a good idea. Tho}!
um art a morn norm-Ito Int-count of
tho number of (lama to be opnnod
for null subject so I won't. be out in
the cold with regard: a: my clIIIII
I! I sun III! limo. Sumo clung:
this «mm-r wen: quitt- I bit over-
crowded. I niad thinks it's I good
ldnn {a get to In! our Idflllnr. Hu-
b-o wt an an! tome dope on tho EB
curriculum. l'd like to got their
opinion on mm:- at tho comm.

 

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Lore ir- ir: bloom awry‘l'hon'. Tho
Lntln clv-monmrnlfi LhII'. he is the
man with Roman hunch: Ind the
wall, fomvvr up to wmo monkey
huulnu'fi. ll'fi'lu“! hi» lat-Ht Yittim
to hin country “Latt- for a Scotch
and tofu. Even tho Iran in the Zoo
chant I lurt: song: "Gorilla My
Dreams I [An-n You." An for the
mall hour: Iitrr midnight, tiny
on.- bq-imc called thn "Ouil' boon;
«and during thorn, om.- Iral wr know.
who can't '5]pr claim- to b: Infrar-
in'; from "hinmommonio."

—IlT—

Two inobrl-t-xl gorilla-um
nugxrred Ibolrd in street car.
One tried to gift the near—l.
uniformed nun [III (Ire.

“Sorry. I can‘t take it." up:
nun “id, '1':- I NIul Ofllm."

"Got!" the first explallml.
“Lfl'n got 0! Huh thing. we've
gotten on I bIlLInhip."

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T‘no mm and his friend walked
Ihroug'n tho door and blfarl tholr
eye: was a “runner with [he first
man‘s wifr. Tho mIn lmmodiItIly
went into the kitthen Ind beg-.11 look-
ing through the drurerl.

Tho friend. thinking Lint ho Wu
looking for I onpon. Illmd, “WhIt
no you going to do?"

“I'm looking for tho cofl'II pol,"
ho “kl.

"But tht Iboul that "1-11 with
your wife?"

"i‘o heck with him. I! he want-
coma. he an mIko hlI mm."

—-llT—
A word to tho Iifp in II!-
I-olenl—l! you ll! “Y's."

"I'm tolling you-for Lhe tut limo
you can't kiln ml."
_ "A: lull I thought you’d mm
wakcn."
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“I'IpI. Irlut'I I "mu-2’“
"A nruum'I I roll. you."
"I know, pIpI, but tht‘I tho
fold mean?" _
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Win-n I girl tell: I follow Illa)
n prrfrct 36 hr. Ihaukl Imp win:
3110'. talking about.

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.l. gnu-diner. M in
big thoughts, dog'- I mm to
dun tin! hr could but got out.
Cam! nightfnll Ind MI {“1de-
Innt been!” more Ind an" un:
comfortable. He :12th for help
Ind It lIIt Iltrlctad Ibo Illu-
tlm‘l of I drunk.

' Get on cut at hero." In that-
Id. “l'l cold."

‘I‘hc drunk locked into Um
gnu Ind flnIll: dlIilngulIhad
the-form of Ill: uncomfortable
gun dlggu’.

“Na wondrr you‘re cold.“ he
nid. “You hIten‘I III dirt on
70m"

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A cultured wow-n is one w b);
:- rum Itnrug at her shouldon, cIn
adjult her Ihouldl-r ltnpl.

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pour.
Would I‘LrIIghlwa clung. thIlr
rIIIrI.
Could they mnplro IL. Ink-I
I'fl print
With than to did not In.
The Cullured Yulllro.

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Products of ‘tho Stoamahovel Ire few boJ' .' :

cause the wool: was spent at the Three Damien

doing: homework that falls duo on Now Yeom-

Eva. Priming, some people call it. The shawl
in well cited with I grotto dim, Imbor juice to hop};

mourn-d for the period of inactivity." Now for tho.

fun:

Tim rum bohlnd that. mm: but on the (Inga!
AllIn Wham bu It in: boon Mal-d. Ho mm
million It mint-kn. Only lut‘wuk Al could I» IIIn
nun-yin; two IUdI rnlfl to his shun. When: mutin-
duhoutthlLAlflld:“Ifltl-h¢lmflnm
rah- Ind nong- the ”will. tho: minimum tho
moral-hm Illdu undo om!- L'no instructor-input of."
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Ath I My. wlun the int. oouph wu luring. I

Jul: Cutiglin VII in th- lou'ngo of tho hunky.
hm imitating I hurls-qua noun going through in:
pom, when Iomonn Ihouled. "woman." With I tool'-
ul atlll dIngting from hl: hand, he named I wily grin
colored with tho M. of I rllrlbow. Ind In um
’sr'byo." ' '

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TorI Johann hII ”pruned doubt I to UT
being I hole of ringing-cm. lllI mhxlly Ipringn
Iran the "Iridlg bl. tho III!" In Tll'lOIl plus.
Huron”: “It nut-I um steal. literary aim: is
being III-lad if Ill then fine coup-In Idhln tn

' unla- rlIloII n! In enduring lutlro." Toll ll
trying to in! one of . writer-I for tho output.
of Kuhn-lug ml: do“ to writ: I hook mlillod
”filo Public Anus." .

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this column. to keop up with nitrite-doings a:

the had little boys and girl: of HT.

Let this .
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at tho dear old theatm Ind IWIrn'Iround in the mol— ‘

Inrholy woken of Raul“. Luckily the [Mo—tho
cumin to you‘ll you'no following thin incaphuro—
lowered IItIr three hours Ind loll run-highjnd dry in
the balcony; just II I m going down for the third
time. Pmtlnllf Iveryono on the stage hId died Ind
it's I mystery yet how tho Indium aIprod tho IImd
fIlo. Thm hour: a! all! dcpnciItlon. evil ‘iomu. Ind
canlarnphtod width to Ilmont enough to my own
the hunk-at in ftlvo calmnl urim. Thank h-yu’l {£11.
Enn- lad tho kinda-mu to hit out lam. dl_ lbmflood
of watch. I undentand this mIrIchon originally laud
shout In hour Ind I halt Iongor. But than it'ls‘nnl
ior u:- mundliop In demote. For Im'we indeed
apIhlo of nothing but inerpllcablo dumb show Ind
nolII'l ‘

“(but I've been trying to uy in thIt while Hr. Shain-
Ipm': HImlet hII bun jmtlflnbly road I! second
to tho Bible in lmpamm Ind zmtmu II I place
of literIlure. II I play. even with the export whlullng 01'
Hr. Erma. it.- qut too dIrn long. One can't blip wishing
um Shh-spun: would but ‘ulkon his own Idvlcu.
Em in tin tornnt. 1.:me Ind II I might ”I. whirl-
wind of MI malan. he Ihould ha?- bIgnflam I amput-
Il Itmpennal that might have gim tho tin-m not:
Imoothnou.

Well. so much (or um. I must. caulmthc Iftlr
Ipplying Slo-n‘a llnimont Iprupoo my "cantalou-
wow than. ‘I had u very mjobelI evening It tho G. l.
HIn-Ilu now plIying It the Erlangur. The production
you probably Ilrcady know in cIllod the "G. 1." Ram!»
hoe-ma it wu first conceived in Honolulu by tho that
Holor Ham-loo Evans of Ann)- Spoclnl Bordon Man
for Intonation to the troop: overseas. The MI: in:
been cut, rewritten in a m' madam Itylo. Ind

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