Alto Alli-zlmericmt Eollcgicte Nezuirgoepcr Member. Associated Colloglo’ro Prose ‘ Qlllulal linden? publication oi lllinoie lnsiilufo of Technology} 33305} Federal 57mm. Chicago, llliuois. Published weekly during on. college ’oor. Roprcrenfecl for national advertising by National Advorfloing finmlno. hm“ college publishers roprosen‘mlivo5. 420 Madison Ave». New York, N. Y.. Chicago. lloalon. Loo Angelos, Sen Francicco.‘ Entered as ’vl'ecmml class mailer October ll), ”45), at the pool office all Chicago. ’llllnois. under the Act of March 3. MN. Subscription role {will} per term. MANAG‘MNQ WEARD We I (“aunt am gumwxm’ Eliminate: Mmchr ................................................................. PAUL A YHOMPSON “(Mm HOWIE BAUM tool-ls WWW ”3 ARENDS Worm WWW" Wll’ KQSICKB ‘ 'l‘oalum mm mm enemies. more é " Sorrow mm w i... (too? omi Rewrite itvlitMomuol Bond. hector Templeton. on Lewim. Welter Zwiemyclii, Joe offer. mum». Writers—William Milena} Joel. 5mm. Sherwood Bowen. Ellie ho cl Wmlz. Tony mom 1” “ “all“?! Belize, chock Ketowt “MM” 130m, Ken Moles «m a WWW Toni Boole. Halon Dalian. Beth Kelley. 3mm Box-w. .‘leilio Bullion. REPORTERE “John Anderson, Jenn Donn, Louie Frukeo, Louie Weller, Jerry . Friedman. Elol Golduteln, Robert Guthrie, Hem? Ham W. A. , Kelli. l). J. Koemur, June Lyons, Jewels Murphy, George O'Brien, 1“. J. Podavic, R. J. Pnlkom, Poul snmple. S. A. Shoheen. PM: Vodel. Editors llilnneritusmll/iilton Burlmrt flurry Burlmn Ramon Glenn. nGmnc. Jim Bunny. . Axial [“4 W1- ' ' new“ rm‘ Newa Bureau 3W Buoinean 0mm in limit“ thriller Safety conditions in ll’l“ labs are not what they ohoulrl he to guard against the loss of life one, health of the Student body. E. Clark Wood- ‘Worci, one time Director of Safety, wrote an article on “The Blind Scientist of MT”. in the Campus News LetterwNo, there is no such , than on yet. hut who knows? Technology Center may soon be femono for having on its stall or among its students a greol ecientie t or potential I Scientist who is totally and permanently blind. The complacent and self—satisfied attitude of some teachers. Whose attitude is expressed by, “During the twenty years i have been in this lab there hosn’t been o single accident under the conditions that prevail” is in no way indicative of a progressive outlook. A grinding wheel should; be provided: with otproper guard to prevent eye injuries; 3. test- ' ing machine should have a guard which will not iiy ofit‘ when a. bent specimen proceeds in its direction; the organic chem labs are too crowcl~ eel for the type of experiments performed. This letter shortcoming, in fact, is general and mom chines in the materials lob are much too closely synced for the type of guards provided. Safety is not a oneoitleol problem. it requires the intelligent “cooperation of all concerned. Toechere ohould thoroughly acquaint students With possible dengern and the operation of ma- chinee, anti instruct them in emergency meas- nree and first aid. Students should follow to the letter all inetrnctiono mode for their safety anti he serious. in their work. At the present time. hoth otmiente anvil teachers are not living no to theee haeic reonirements. lit ie endemtooii that criticism of this nature produces two comnletely different reactions: Qne in the oppoeitlon of vestecl intereste anti thone with heart prides, the other in constructive V notion resulting in advancements for the good of oil. lit is hopeti that the foregoing Suggesr tione will he acceptetl in e. constructive manner. Peon? ill in ‘ mmmxsm demfimm Wow 9mm reeiler it“? l - 0 ii iii 3 it? lb o for note any George ll Brien When the fanfaree of this January’s ll'i‘ will notice the abeenoe cite graclootion are over. moot vereetile oereonolitymiton altl H. Lind. Rollo etortetl' in the long “grime” at ill" in Septemhcr 1941;119. was only 1‘8 yeore okl. He immediately thrust. himself in~ to a host of octivitiee. As to member of the Armour Meyers, the fore» runner of Dmmatech, he won in the cost of one of their proonctions. Ho _ turned in nt con 3 ”gimme for both T" e 1,- ll 7: o i o y 1.9 the duties on pretri— tlont or“ the li’lI‘ElA tool: on some more of hie time; the remainder oi’ , it was telxon no by his etudieo for a degree in Chemical Engineering. After a period of newlce in the navy as on RT he returned to the campus last year and proceeded to make up for lost time. lilo ie telling: a graduate course in night school. Lind is a member of numerous organizations: The Glee Club; Pl Nu Epsilon, the magical fraternity; Pi Delta. Epsilon, national journnlm istic fraternity; Alpha Chi Sigmn, professional chemical engineering society; and is president of Alpha. Sigma Phi, national social fratern nity. Besides being- on active member of all these organizations he has kept a high enough average to be»- come a member of Ten Beta Pi, of which he is a one time president. in addition, Phi Delta Upsilon, nation- all honorary chemical engineering society claims him as a member. in closing: it might be eaid that though his time schedule tiicl not allow for any sports octivitiee, there is one letter which he would certoim 1y be awarded if it existedwml that is for social graces. 93 ,2» ii ’42.: § hr Miro Worth. Qineetion oi‘ the week: Mow in your onlnion con the Unitotl Notional Aeootohly he motile to elloctively phoneme the notice oi this world? Blanch fichrom hurrah BE: - “The veto should eternal but not the way it in now. At the present time it is being misusezl liy Ronnie. The vote should he ueecl for the in» torrent of the world as it whole and not for the instill- wirinol notion. $13 nee the Meg powers have more experience ‘ in inter-notional g; trade one no ‘« operation it in the big: five who a % ., ormecl lemon on» that ll. N. jurisdiction and any use of theme forces should he agreed upw’ on unanimously by them. To make unonimouc action possible, Ruesia would have to be more cooperative. The nationalistic attitude of all countries would have to change. The one way to accomplish thin is by education. As: things are now no- tions are not willing to give no em ough of their rights to make U. N really work Mom] barriers to inter national trade should be removed such as that South Amer-ion Cattle law. There should be an internation» oi exchange of teachers and show dents. The innin thing needecl to {See TECHMEM TALK on pogo Ill Citroen lo the Elimiiclzwlel. the Moorilrlz l‘nll Where it Moo The (livorce rate has risen so that there now is one divorce for every three marriages. Can it be that people no longer care to stomach each other for life? mill—n “Where did Joe get that awful black eye ‘2” “He mistook asthma for passion.” «Millw- EE: “So yon howleri. out your girl about the way ehe not on ll notich 7 ,, CE: “‘l’eh. she put it on on MES. lace.” mll‘l’m “Well, my father has two wives to support now.” “How’s that? is he a bignmist?” “No, but i just. got married.” will“ Domini: “Sorry, lint Fm all out oil gas." Girl-in choir: “lie profile! Do «lenfistn p n ll Klimt o'irl stuff, too?” , willm ‘Are you germ, g»:irlie‘lm “Poesihly, have ”you got :5 hunter 3 license?” will“ The lolony’e motor hegen to ponncl one kneel: anti linelly gave no in n. horn of oteam. The worrieel hey saint to hie compote" ion: “l wonécr whet that knock could he?” “Merino.” oeicl’. his: hlonoe girl irienel, “it’s opoorinnfity.” CE: “Could i have just one kiss ‘5” Co—ecl; “Sorry, l don’t cater to the retail trade.” «mll'l’m— The crew of the Protons, e Navy subroutine temier, tello thin story of ite little shin, whose main armament coneiots of font" Eninch guns. A few clays before the loo gnrrencier, the Protons premiered to enter Tokyo lioy at night. The molar than rcnortetl the contact. and the Protene’ Shipper ortlcroxl his signalmnn to send the chol- lenging meson ge: “‘litlentify yew-eel.” or we will open lire.” Bach come the reply from the ton-get, “This is the USS New Jersey. Don’t scratch our point.” \ ~ will?» “How do you manage to get money out of your husband?” “it’s easy. Il say, ’i’m going batch to mother;, emi. he immediately hands me the fore.” n—ll’l’m Then there’s that Story of the lawyer who eat on all night try- ing in: local; 52 Willow’s will. mill-m “Why do you here such a high heel for “your little boy?” “So we can hear him when he fella: out of it.” wlle—w Alimony is like haying onto for o liens}; home. Milli- WGLE‘; A mothers. in; cleaner” works fast owl leaves no ring: ll’ Twelve shopping clays. to {Enrlietmee anti one more inane of Tech Nellie tlieni the honor allele rule ortiote can relax with a. sigh of relic-if. No more worries, no more fear th at the “entity” eholl be expoeecl m the parogronhe below. w: a}: it 2 Ed Lindehl had a. «into for o. recent echool (lance, or flee he thought. until the girl’e sister collect him on the telephone to tell him the (late wee cimcelled. Reason: the young lady found mother mole. and woe to he met". i‘iod the following alight. 43% ill 9! Siomewhet in the ooirlt of the genuine “glow in the alorh” glide role. the how over at the Triangle lrolemity not their heeelo together anal clevelopeel the wonder oiy wonelore. A. elinetioit onerotetl on the principle alien, finiio hoerrl. Declareo meotor Molinlogcw: “Krill relic oil the elemcnte of error email monolithic mietohee out of niotheinoticol colonial: tions.” 52: :2: 1%! Ted Pryet, that men about town and country heel difllculty in trying” to neronncle his sweetie, Charlotte, ' to come to e. fraternity party last Saturday. Maybe she remembers the night of, the senior dance Where he willingly divided his lovin’ amongst several other fret»- emit}; dates. The Digger has learned that Charlotte mode. the Smomshovel every week and since she hasn’t seen Ted’s name in it she asoumes that he is being hue to her. (Ted is nearly ready to publish hi5 “Direc- tory on Dotes‘ but is having difficulties with promised royalties from the Link). 2!: or a: A building genius is in our millet as any fifth term Ell student will verify. Referring to none other than Bill “the llrein” Wightman, we find that he is always glml to lcmi or helping howl to, any inetmotm' especially in close when the lecture becomes at hit involve-(l. J. F. thinks Bill is bucking for on “A”. 2}: n}: :k Warren “Pop” Fergneon is having; more than his share of, troubles as the pouches. antler his eyes will indicate. it seems that Ferguson’s bah}; is getting; her- preventative Shots and he has to stay up half of the night trying to quiet her. Between tending the baby, washing dis ashes, and doing calculus, Warren had this to say about married life, “ S. O. B. ” 2;: :13: 31 The latest word on fashions can be gimme from Tom Goldcenm who recently {lid some self ineoirerl research at 5». loop foohion Show. Atten- tontolicing otndy. Tom onolyzetl the sitnatien: “All the stocliinge were well filled. Bloch loco still rates high hot a shortage of material is evidenced. (loudly goody.” e E. Howard Smith is about ready to give up his daily breakfast in the cafeteria. Every morning How- ard, still half asleep tries to eat his meal oeacefully when Shirley Sexon breaks in with her- hearty “Hi” and a long and loud resume of the previous day’s ex— periences. Smith feels he is wasting too much money, leaving half his; food behind. at it e lllinois 'l‘ecli’s haekethail team has at new type oi rooting" section. Rather than having a few neoolo exert themoelves on the court. a new technique was dcvelopefi. Pot Vctlel loot sits in one of the eeete inzlustrionsly chewing her gum and emitting a Screech periodically. This system woe metal at a practice game at Hamlin Senate Perl; nitiionglt for mine reason which the Digger has; not yet sic- termineai. another methosl was used at the Loyola genie. Professor Rufus Uldenburger has a group in his math class in Chopin Hall which he efiecfionately calls the “Geo Institute boys.” The situation is an outgrowth of the overcrowdedness ceasing the class to extend the full length of the room, hence the loot two rows are known by that cell. Then them ie the illeelr 2% inetreeioi’, name inti‘iecloocclw who gives: on example of a high mow mom. of interim. it. is; a woman-weire is me to get going enel hero to stop when she em get going. 553 $ an Ye Gide Digger concluéies this column with the afterthought that the lull between Thonlie giving and Christmas V? cetio: co onlcl be made more pie agent by some. leielfr .isne. rising with homeworl. encl ieporte