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.' are so we
limousine“
my unions: w um.

Filigidusha. shinimarusha. baldoroldo. buer-
eckisacki. hul sul ralson on line rillerah. bei
mir bis? du schon. Oh. for goodness sakel
Where does an alien 90 lo regisfer?

V V V V

Diner: "Two eggs. please. Don'l lry lhom
a second offer ihe while is cooked. Don'l
lurn Them over. No’r ’roo much lain Jusl a
small pinch ol sail on each: no pepper. Well.
whal are you wailing Tor?"

\Noiler: "The hen's name is Belly. ls lha’r
all righl. sir?"

V V V V
Theyslrollecllikeihisuponlhesireel
As sweelhearls filled wilh bliss.
And {hen lhe wedding bells. rang our.
And now They walk
Like .................. rhis.
V V V V
Oh. Brauo-‘ihorl

Firs’r Coed: "Why. deerie. The boys run
caller my kisses."

Second Col-red: "So whal? filler mine——
lhey limp.”

V V V V
Adulls Only

No doub‘r lhe saying ”come across" was

originnled shorlly offer lhe invenlion ol “iv/in

beds.

 

V V V V

”Couldn‘i you ‘rhink oi anyihing boiler lhen
coming home in This drunken condi‘rion?“
asked lhe oulraged wile.

"Yes. m' door." answered lhe erring hue
band. "bul she was oul of lawn.”

V V V V
Sland Clem-

A monlh or so ago. a bridge lournnrnenl
was singed here all a holol under lhe auapicos
of an export One of our prominenl lolly
players drew a very bollling and cryyilic
Louisville guy for a par‘mer and had {guild
a lime wilh him. All ailernoon and evening
lhey played. and she was bewildered (ill llse
firms by her parlner's every move and ploy.
She suffered in silence un‘ril finally. in a move
from one iable lo anolher. he was info in re;
porling.

"Where's my parlner." asked lhe lady as
she resumed her seal.

”He‘s iusi gone ou’r lo lhe men's wash—
room." volun’reered ihe player on her righl.

"Oh." said lhe lady. ”Well. anyway. i9!
lhe lirsi lime loday l know what he’s doing.”

V V V V

“i hope lha’i's a nice book for you lo read.
darling." said a conscienlious moiher in her
very young daugh‘ler.

”Oh. yea. Mummy. li's a lovely book. bu?
l don"? ‘l‘hink you would like ii. lf's so sad air
rhe end."

"How is ii sed. my dear?"

"Well. she dies: and he has lo go bash lo
his wile."

V V V V

Faiher—«"Tha’r young soldier of yours
should be in ‘rhe Museum for Living Curiosi-
fies."

Shea-"Why. Tolherl
rhar?"

Falher~"Well. l noliced. as l passed
Jrhrough The hall lasl- nigh’r, ’rhaiL he had ’rwo
heads on his shoulders."

V V V V
And Beck +0 “The Son

Son: "Dad. whal was your greo'l ambifion
when you were a boy?"

Dad: "To wear long penis. And We had
my wish. ll lhere is anybody else in lho coun—
i'ry rhal wegrs his penis longer rhan l do. l'd

How can you say

 

By C. Rowbolham

The IA Co-ops will meeiL ol 8 o‘clock.
Wednesday morning. in ZOZ-M. for a folk
from Sonny Weissman on i’ne subjecf of alh~
lelics. Class officers will be elected ali'er his
lalk. so all would-be officers boiler siarl
passing oul the cigars and kissing lhe babies!

* * 3% ti:

Those round~boilom pins or} Milo ‘Neis-
ner's loci: a healing lasi‘ Wednesday. when
lorry-Tour of Mr. Leone's boys massaged 'lhem
wi’rh lb—pound balls. Tweni‘y iuniors and
Manly-four pre-iuniors parlicipaled in lhe
sloughler.

4 XS $1 1.“

Leading lhe 3A league. are ihe reams ol
Slan Tolberl and Bob Anderson. The damper
was pu‘r on The celebra’rion of Chuck Row~
bolham's 243 game (previous high game l67)
when ihe pin boy came up lor his salary. The
only colch is lha’r he won'i have any handi-
cap lhis Wednesday when he bowls a 420
series.

11! 95‘ til W

Ticke‘ls for {he pop concur”? on February
23. are now on sale in iho Coop oilice. TOE)
Chopin. Do you leilows know lineal file heel
reels in file housemyos...i mean lhe £5.83 seals
«are being sold here for The small sum of
$.68. which lo malhemalically«minded sludes

.- is an l0.07 per cenl saving? Miss Errorsmann.

lhel benulil'ul brunoll‘e addilion lo line Co-
on office. has chergo ol line lickeis. Morel~——
Combine pleasure Willi more pleasurel im-
prove yourself cullurally wii‘h i‘he cancer-l;
improve yourself socially by meeling this
charming young lady.
ll? 'l‘ W m
The Missing Coops human

Here's whal happened lo some oi l’ho
members o‘l l‘ho sophomore class; Lesler Lil-
willer ioined lhe Army Air Corps: while John
Snellgrove is in ihe Marine Corps: nigh?
school is how happy in line eddilion oi
George Watson lo ils many members; ihe
preluniors would be in‘rorosled in lhe incl
lhe‘r Jim Mcl—lugh. a former member 0% Their
class. has reiurnod 'io lhe Coop course as a
member of rho sophomore close. Burl The big
news of ihe Co-ops is lhe rolurn oi hob Lo-
cey, lhal red’haired bearing lrom Ahlberg.
lo ll‘xe Told. Bob. previously oi 3A. is now
in 2A.

a: yr as e

[filler much head scratching. heavy lhink-
ing and slipping of slide rules. ihreo Co~op
classes casl ’rheir ballo‘rs. elec’red l’heir olliw
com and are now all se’r lor :3 year lull oi
adivil’y. The Senior class re-elecled “line oili»
cers of lasl year; namely. Vic‘lor Schell-
schrnidl. presiden‘r; Fred Beyer, social chair-
men: and Jim Wilhgofi. sporls chairman.

The wheels of rho democra’ric machine of
lhe 4A class Jl'urned round and round. pro«
ducing a lilier of class oliicercmharry Ag-
gerbeck. presidenl: Berl McCleneghan. vice-
presidenl': Verne Robbins. social held; and
Jack Packer. secrelary-‘lreasurer.

Officers of lhe pre~iunior class were de-
cided upon only offer ’rhe closes? balloi'ing
in years. Relurns give ‘rhe presidency lo Jim
Carroll: Reid Cameron is new social chair.
man; while ’rhe posi’rions oi secretary and
ireasurer are filled by Chuck Rowbo’rham
and Jim Van Sam‘en, respeclively.

 

like To see him."

V V V V

Are You Kiddin'?
A pleasanl' invesligal'ion. and This is wha’r

l find.
You can roll whalr a girl has on her legs.
Bur you can'l lell whal's on her mind.
V lor VICTORYl
OH MlNl

To lhe B Group
l‘l +th shock of gelling your TECH NEWS
on Wednesday morning has worn oil. you
will be gland in know lhe-l Lee Sirocliman. 4A.
and Frank Mikel. 3A. lired of receiving lheir
paper on Friday morning loo. decided lo
help our The overworked business shall. As a
resul’r of lheir labor. the Co-op‘s papers were
mailed on Tuesday morning or 9 a. m.
Pl< aii #1 ll‘
Tidbits of The Week
The seniors had a bang-up (and i do mean
bangmp) ‘l’oboganning porly lasi Friday nighl.
Aboul lwenly fellows wenlwlhe re'lurns have

nol come in yer.
a: n n :l:

H. L. N. Nelson. 4A
was amazed lo see his brolher. a Navy man.
in ihe newsreels of lhe burning of lhe Nor-
mandio. Brolher was carrying, nol riding. n
slrelcher.
s ii :2:

The wealher has no‘lhing whalsoevor ”we do
wilh Gilen "Who’r Fries Me" Willekindl"s ov-
ershoes. Ho‘s iusi lrying lo keep his fool dry
in hydraulics lab.

‘31 1i: >l=

Possibly lho reason “for seeing freshmen co—
ops all over lho school is final lhore are lClO
ol lhom. In loci. lhey are divided up inlo
rhree seclions.

 

llew
Dir Rosybelle:

Hear il- iz lhe slar‘r of a non semester and
i ain'l even finished lho homework from lhe
lesle won. sew i am wriiing iew yew. A2 i‘ho
air raid warden sed low rho portly gurl ho
wuz inking few The sheller before a feral
blackoulmquolow—“i hope my presenl hold
ings won'l be low cold won ‘rhe liles go owl"
wunqwo‘le; squeezing her arm knowingly. low
which she sequwolem'il yew louch me i'll
hi'l yew so hard lhal yew’ll explode worse
’rhan a enemy bomb": which she did.

Sumbody sed lhere wuz a moral low ’rho
slory. bui owl i could find wuz a moron. Also.
a blackoul is no’r lha’r which yewr paw has
wen he drinks lhem corn leavings; ii is some-
‘rhing which The guvernmeni iz Trying in order
low ossisl yung luv. Frum whal i hear i‘r iz
working. low.

The reel reason for me ri‘ring low yew. my
moun-lain ilour. iz ’rew invi‘re yew iew cum low
a big dense which iz cumming on ‘rhe 27ih oi
Febuery. There will be reel mounlain moosic
by a Teller knowed a2 Sko’r Davis. Yew will
also gel 6 chanse lew show yowr perlly laigs
oz lhe dance iz formal. and lei yewr linger
nails grow becawz lhere iz going law be
local. law.

The reason i am asling yew sew early iz
becawz yew had boiler s‘rarf now in order
‘rew arrive on lime. In case yew ius’r make ii.
lhe dense iz being held of ‘rhe Boulevard
Room uv ’rhe Slevens Ho’rel. al 8 P. M. I'll
mee’r yew in ‘rhe men‘s room lhen. (Thor's
Feb. 27fh ov This year.)

Tell yewr paw nol few shool The man bring-
ing lhis loller. He iz a mailman, nor a revi-
noor. Speaking of guvernmem‘ men, which i
wuz. i lergol low “rell yew in my las‘re lel‘rer
‘rha’r ihe U. 5. i2 a‘r war. and lhal Willkie
ain‘l' (30+ 6 chanse low gel elec’red. bui i
lhink l‘ha‘l he's s’rill ’rrying. Only a shorl wile
ago i red where he wuz gaining ’rhe confi-
dence ov lhe Brilish peepul. which only goes
”new show he iz gaining somelhing.

Since i have learned ‘lew rile sew good i
will rile more alien ’rew yew. Look for my
le’rl‘ers an i mus‘r loll yew of ihe rhings going
on heer al deer old Armore an in Chicago.

A7. The revnoor sed ‘lew ’rhe booilegger. "ll
ain'l 'lhe equipmenl I‘m agln. il's lhe spiriiL
uv ‘rhe ’rhing."

Till nexi' lime. wilh luv an X X X X.

(sined) Cu Beak.

 

lther Campuses

 

By Raymond Snuer

    

Through rho caller-ls of lho nn‘rionnlly known
lolkloris-l. Prol. Emolyn Gardner. ol Wayne
Universily's English deparlmonl. a group ul rev
search workers in De-l‘roil are recording. on
phonograph discs and in wrillen reporls. lhe
life of old Poland as gleaned 'lrom lho older
generarion ol Dolroil's 300.000 Polish—do»
sconded cilizens. Clubs and drama groups
inleresled in Polish cull-urn. have helped in lhu
lask of diennlangling 'l‘ho malarial lrorn newly
acquired American ideas and cusl‘oms.
ll“ rh ’4‘ ill
Ma‘rhemafics. C-‘rroolc and Lalin. made up
rho lirsl curriculum ol rho Universily oi Mich-
igan' i ......mmd
Ill ’ll ’l‘l ’ll
College campuses are The birl'hplnco of
more oulslanding musical organiznlions lhnn
any olhor insl'ilulion in We) lJnl‘lod Slnl'es.
according lo Herbie Kay. orcheslra leader.
Kay speaks lrom experience. because he
go’r his slarl or Norlhwoslorn lJnivnrsi'ly.
He is crediled wilh discovery ol‘ such now~
promimonl slurs as Dorolhy anour. his ‘l‘orm-
or wile; Shirley Ross. and Joanne Carroll.
:14 m m m
Despile lhrealr. of bombs and submarines.
shipments of refugee old books have come
annually for several years from England in
Rockford college. These refugees were new
lec’recl nl' Hnrding's lloolrrhop in London. by
George Wheeler. governing dlroolor. and
shipped in lho Rocklord campus whom l‘huy
are housed in The Old Bimini room Bl‘ Mad»
dox House. where sludan’m anrl lunul‘ry cnmn
lo ear. browse. and buy. Many oi lho books
were once owned by humans English families.
and several volumes on The German Empire.
were formerly in lhn library of Archilnlld
Philip Primrose. Fiilh Earl of Roseburry.
44 ’7‘ 'i‘ W
New York Universily is lho largosl privolo
ly endowed inslilu’rion of higher oducn'lion in
lhe counl‘ry. \
m Vi! Ill Vfi
Lamar addirion lo lho lm‘rnrni’ry ranks nl
Kerri Slain Universi’ry is an honorary minisloru

ial frnl'ornily.
W Ill W ’i‘

Edgar Bergen lold sludenls or The Universh
’ry oi Ulah l‘ha’r lho rhea-for is crying Tor col~
legions wilh new ideas and new ways; ol
doing lhings.

“:1 W ii! iii

Professor M. E. Bahbil‘r. of lhe Universily
of Illinois. sugges‘rs ihnl cool cam be pumped ‘
rhrough pipe lines indeed of being shipped

in cars.
ill Pix 70‘ ’3

Dr. 0. F. Evans, Universi‘iy o‘l Ghohomo
geologist becomes sorl of a "ripple render”
when he wanls relaxalion; he inlerprols l'ho
significance ol ripples hall in sedimenlnry

rocks.
154 9% 5i! ’5‘

Among new sluden'ls of rho Universily oi
New Brunswick. is a rialivn of Nigeria. His
name is Okeehukwa lkeiiana. and he in sludyu
ing for a 3.5. degree.

w rid r; v2

Universily oi Texas geologisin predic’r a
pear indus‘rry for Texas lrom recenl axiom
sive finds oi ‘rhe subs‘rzznce ‘l'hroughoui' rho
s’raie.

1% >3 7; W

Paying his ’rui’rion oi ihe Unis/orally of Gina.
cinna’ri College 0‘? Law wi‘rh illfiz in oils/er
dollars. a sindenl explained “The money come
from his sideline as a ius’rioo oi: lire pence.

Though ii survived ‘l'he Civil ill/er. the Uni~
versily oi Nor’rh Caroline was closed for live
years during lhe Reconsiruc’rion period.