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Ah. me. whal lo do . . . a free hour and
nolhing lo do . . . so off lo lhe library lo
sludy (?). In 'lhis beaulilul sound-proof room.
equipped wilh indirecl lighls, soil easy chairs.
lilling music playing in lhe background . . .
we slarl lo sludy. Then comes lhe pause
lhal refreshes . . . and lhe noise lhal dislurbs.
We see lhe librarian approaching ’ro squelch
lhe onslaughl ol pandemonium. He slops al
a nearby lable and demands qulel from
lhose sealed lhere. and lhen relurns lo his
lillle cubbyhole lo awail lhe nexl onsel of
noise.

All was quiel . . . nol a person was slirring,
and lhen—BANG! lhe dislurbance began all
over again and everyone was lalking a’r once.
This broughl Mr. Smilh oul of his den. roar-
ing like a lion wilh fire in his eyes and ap-
proaching lhe lair maiden and demanding
lo know if she had caused lhe dislurbance.
There was no answer. This lovely young lhing
was lruly a maiden in dislress. “Don'l you
know lhal lhis library is a place for sludy.
and nol conversa‘rion?" roared Mr. Smilh.
"ll has nol been lhe library's policy lo al-
low such goingson.” And slill lhere was no
answer lrom lhis meek. mild miss, lhis virlu-
ous queen of quiesence. ”In view of lhe iacl
lhal you cannol conlorm lo lhese rules. i
lhink il advisable for you lo leave lhe li-
brary unlil such lime as you can conform
wilh lhese rules." Wilh lhis. Mr. Smilh elec-
led lhis lil’rle maiden oul inlo lhe ’rhird lioor
hall.

Greal lhen was his surprise when he lound
oul lhal lhis lair maiden. whom he had eiec~
led, could nol possibly have been lhe source
ol l'he dislurbance: because she was a viclim
ol laryngilis and had been unable lo speak
all day. This iusl goes lo show you lhal "she
who don'l lalk, gel in lrouble: he who does
lalk. gel in more of a iarn.”

A. BOOKWORM.

ARK NE ll ll” El

Here we are again. and we‘ll alarl in work
will: celerily and devilish glee—wand no in~
lrocluclion. unless you'd call lhis one.

Dick (Tomalo Face) MacKenzie can be
lound prolonging his recenl vaca’rion under
a sunlamp . . . and John (Can You Break a
Penny?) Todd plunged again by making a
2—cenl bel on lhe Creighlon-Loyola game.
Salurday.

FLASHl Eddie {High-Hips) Olencki was
caughl purchasing a pack o? cigarelles lasi
week. Can il be he‘s misering in case oi a
cigarelle shorlage?

We observed Wes Pipher culling oul a
red paper hearl lhe day belore Valenline
Day. We‘re referring lhe mailer lo our lilo
Commenl Needed deparlmenl.

Amendmenl proposed lhal Phil (Red or
O. K. or Shorly lor shorli O'Kelly—«he oi
’rhe mullilarious briars—hereby be slipuialed
synonymously as "Sloker."

Carrier's gone aslray lalely. We should
lhink when a guy's gal lhal slarry look over
one lwisl he should avoid picking up olhers
in line cale'leria.

All kidding aside, lhe direcling lorces ol
our enemies have laughl lheir sons lhal kill-
ing olhers and lhemselves lor lheir principles,
is man's highesl achievemen’r.

Our democralic principles have laughl us
lhal leaving a conlribulion loward making
lhe world a beller place lo live in. wilhoul
hurling our fellowmen. is our goal.

The sons of our enemies can'l lhink for
lhemselves wilhoul lheir deslruclion.

We musl ‘l'hink or il is our deslruclion.
Archileclure. lhe way we know il. can pro-
vide a clear channel cl lhinking.

Clarily of purpose and freedom of spiril
in archileclure, can exerl a delinile environ-
menlal influence on our lhoughl.

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ll‘s unfair lo organized labor. Firsl we
shovel dirl and snow oil lhe walk al home;
lhen we shovel dirl down al school.

Somelhing oughl lo be done aboul lhe
silualion in Harris' Mechanics 20! class.
Whenever lhe gorgeous civil secrelary walks
down lhe hell by lhe door, Larry Magill and
Don Maihock iusl aboul dis-ioinl Their necks
walching her pass. Of course. lhey mighl
have somelhing lhere.

Flashl Baskelball scouls can really see lhe
llashiesl learn perlorm by merely walching
lhe Soph civil learn play up in lhe cheese
box on lhe Slh lloor. Young. Donahue. Parks.
Harris. Houle, and Forresler. conslilule lhe
learn lhal really reminds me of a bunch 0'?
70-year-old garbage men shoveling lheir
lrade. Which reminds me lhe Soph Fire
Prolec‘ls are ready lo lhrow in lhe lowel. Ken
Page and Jack Hoyl are slill arguing aboul
whose lowel is going lo be lhrown in.

Whal have lhe Chi Omega's oi Norlh~
weslern gol lhal allracis lhe ll'l' boys so
much? i know il couldn'l be lhe prelly
women. because il is a well—known lacl lhal
llT men are nol women-hungry. much. For
lurlher inlormalion. see Julian Bowers on lhe
silualion on line campus 0? Our Norlhside
compelilor.

lncidenlally. lhe Soph Mechs are bragging
lhal lhey have ihe baskelball lournamenl in
lhe beg. Jusl ask Sirickling. Huguele’r. Ral-
ner. Arbour, or Yehudi. Walsh lhern play.
and see why Yehudi helps lhem. They lrip
over lheir shadows; lhrow lhe ball oul of lhe
Winslow; and keep in condilion belween
hinges.

Al leasl lhe Sophs can be sure oi one ex“
cellenl represenla’rive on lhe lrack loam 'l‘his
year. Bob Osborne, 6 lorrner high school
slar and lasl year‘s high poinl man, should
really be 6: learn mainsiaywil he leaves ‘lhe
women alone.

ll seems as if we're going lo have quile a
low slars in baseball lhis season. The olher
day, lhree emacialed Sr. Cirils lried lo
Show oil lheir abilily as alhleles by ”rumbling
aboul in lhe snow. Namely, J. florenson, bel-
ler known as "Soupsy." lhe lover oi Molher
Nalure. R. Gerlh, and a li'ille boy, Sund~
slrom. ll really is a shame lhal lhe lillle boy's
aim was so bad because lhe largel was
"Soupsy". who was hiding behind a lady's
skirl. (ls il usual praclice. son?) Nihough
Gerlh happened lo hil lhe largel a low
limes. 'lhe percenlage was nol so good. so lhe
lii‘lle boy and Gerlh decided lhal "Soupsy's"
lace was dirly. So. lhe boys slarled on lhe lirsl'
cleanup campaign in lheir personal hislory.
Resull: "Soupsy's" lace is one shade ligh‘ler.

Dick Roberls of lhe brainy hall oi lhe jun—
ior mechs. has hung his lralemily pin. The
leak-Carolyn Rolhschild. Don'l worry. Dick.
all good engineers will be deferred. whelher
or no’r lhey pop lhe queslion.

ll seems lhal a cer'l'ain secrelary in line
regislrar's ollice is leading her ardenl adv
mirers lo lhe ”Cale" lounlain: much like We
Pied Piper leading his flock of I??? Allhough
lhe compelilion is very keen belween Mill
Neva, Bob Adelson, and James Weber. plus
innumerable silenl admirers. ii is reliably re.
porled lhal lhe "Blonde Lochinvar" has lhe
edge and is leading lhe pack.

Aller reading lasl week's arlicle in lhis
paper aboul "Don Juan" Kapranos and his
Rosebud. we were bewildered ’ro find him
sipping cakes wilh anolher Rose. This one
is nol a sludenl: bul lhe llower oi lhe E DT.
Whal is your goal. Kappy? Four Roses?

ln addilion lo lhis inslance of spring lever.
are cerlain olher iuniors. Namely. Bill Wal-
son, Jack Byrne. Bob Bechloll. Hugh Slory.
George Marlinek. and many olhers. Even
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Because of lheir deep apprecialion and
lrue loyally. found only amongsl E DT om-
ployees and lheir employers. cerlain members
of line sludenl slali presenled Sonny Weiss-
man will: lho following valenline:

Dear 0M Pussyloolm

Bossy. bossy. on lhe sneak.

You all lhe doors so lhey don'l squeak:

Ami lhen. go on lhe hunl for lroubIe—m

I'll 1an you're mean. and lhal goes DOUBLEI

News Flashvo—The F Bl invesligales sludenl
slalf of EDT al llT.

Whal has happened in lhose home—like
louches lhal Tony. lhe elevalor operalor.
had on his elevalor? Rumor has il lhal cer~
lain members of lhe adminislralion ordered
lhese decoralions laken down because l‘hoy
were a disgrace lo lhe dignily of lhe school.

A cerlain janilor in Chapin has obiecled
vigorously lo lhe slur placed on lhe beauliw
lul buildings on lhe campus. ll is lhe slu-
denls lhal make lhe buildings dirly. and nol
lhe laull of lhe ianilors. (Ed's. noleml'd say
H was We loo loo lwains.)

Fa-lashl Well, il seems lhe freshmen have
been gelling away wilh no less lhan murder
lhe pasl lew monlhs, bul lhe day has come.
Yes, sir! Leading our lisl we find Bill Murphy.
freshman class presidenl. who iusl joined l'he
"Freshmen No-Shave. No-haircul Club", es—
corling lwo Illinois senior coeds around Chi-
cago. And. on lwo consecul‘ive nighlsl Bill
kep'l in lhe spollighl when he and Bob Pype
look in Sl. Xavier's play lasl Friday nighl.
Say. Bob. did Miss Dorolhy Williams give
you lhe reporls on lhose lickel sales as yet-—
or aren'l- you inleresled? l-lmmmh?

ll seems lhal when lhe freshmen go in lor
lhings. lhey really go in for il in a big way.
Jauk LeVenlis. former Calumel lrack caplain.
received a lillle package lael week. Whal
was in lhis package? if my eyes did nol fail
me. ”was none olher lhan a liny red sweeler
(and il wesn'l made lo lil Jack}. Said pack»
age came special delivery, from Kalamazoo.
Michigan. "The Cowboy" made il wilh her
own lillle hands. Righl. Jack? They claim
Jack is now in heavy lraining on his lrack
work. This couldn’l be a proleclion againsl'
lhe day when Marge (his Chicago sleady)
finds oul aboul lhis. could El?

Anoiher lreshie having double-lrouble is
Larry Cernauskas. Lasl weekend, Marge Lane,
his sleady. found hairpins in Larry's car. Well,
since Marge doesn'l use hairpins. maybe we
can find an explanalion in lhe lacl lhal Larry
spends mosiL of his iree lime nowadays up
in lhe lounge wriling le’rlers lewHelen.
Why, Larry!

The Fresh class has elecled lhe following
members of ils class lo represenl lhem in
lheir game againsl Greal Lakes. "Sweel
Weller" Schober. and Herschel "l Can Play
On One Leg" Franks. al guards: Larry “Lov~
er” Cernauskas al carrier: Jim ”Never Miss"
Gibbons. and “Swisher" Gavin. as forwards.
By popular demand lhe game will be held in
”The Armour @ymnasium”, 5lh. main. if lhe
wenlher is lair. a capacily crowd may be
expecled.

For a bunch of guys lhal have laken every
opporlunily lo lake a slam al lhe Civil de«
parlmenl. lhose Jr. Mechs have really ex-
hibi’red aboul as neal a lo-lherear march as
was ever seen in lhese parls. Wilh lhe
arrival of "Mayor” Hunliey's new secrelary,
lhe Dead End Kids slarled lo go in lo see
Prol. l-lunlly aboul lab reporls, research
work, possibililies ol becoming a Civil. Riv-
erside polilics. jobs, elc.. elc. Even a mark-
ed'change in lheir appearance has been
noliceable; overalls having been replaced by
suils, and lorn sweal-shirls by clean, while
collars. Aller lhis. nolhing seems impossible
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This is a day for Sweelhearls:
So people oflen say.

Bur somehow ll seems lo me

_ ll also is a day

On which we pul our words in lhoughls
Like olher lolks alien do;

And say how nice we lhink lhey are:
For ins-lance. lolks like you.

This may he a lillle Isle. bul il comes from
lhe hear-l cal "Blilz."

Speaking of romeancewwe wonder iusl who
lhe lucky person is who will receive lhe beau--
lilul valenline lhal Dr. Whi'lehill spenl lhe
maior porlion o‘l' one all'ernoon picking oul?

Allenlion. menl! lO7 sl‘rong. inlelligenl.
able—bodied men are needed immedialely.
Dr. Coun‘rryman is organizing a group of such
men lo help him on his hunling expedi‘l'ion.
ll seems his pal lurlle has escaped wilhin 'l'he
walls of his humble domain and he needs help
lo lrack i‘l down.

You can'l say lhal llT isn'l pal-riolin. ll's
palrio-lic lo lhe exlenl' lhul ll coals each lor-
gel‘lul sludenl crl Mlinkler's class. If) con-ls . . .
Minkler charges lhin small lee lor opening lhe
sludenl lockers il lhey lorgel lheir keys. As
lo whal he does wllh lhe money? . . . He buys
defense slamps. And 'lhul isn'l all lhe slory:
Every lour slumps lhe class buys. Minkler buys
lhe lillh; all of which will laler be dorialed
lo lhe American Red Cross.

Howard Raiser has been looking for a good
excuse lo keep him oul of lhe dra’r'l'. Lalely,
he learned he has depnnden'ls . . . Dr. Boder's
rals.

ll can'l be said lhal‘ Joe DePinl'o doesn'l‘
pay his deb-ls. Joe, l'hinklng lhal he was
beller 'lhan he really is. led a bel oi $lOO lo
Grace Taglieri. He's slarled lo pay il all by
laking Grace lo lhe Lambda dance. Thal
leaves a balance cl $99.87. By I‘Mvo. il’
should be paid. If . . . he changes his mind,
he will be sued for breach of promise.

We have been wondering where Mr. Smilh
goes from ‘lr lo a. Wednesdays. Now we
know . . . He's laking rhumba lessons.

”Alex" has been spending more lime l'han
necessary "cleaning" lhe library. Could Ollie
Pierson be lhe reason?

Reva Miller was seen leaving school Thurs~
clay, wilh one rubber missing. When dues--
lioned aboul ll she said. "Wilh lhe shorl—
age oi rubber. I'm preserving lhe olher ruh~
ber for lurlher use."

Paul Brockman has his bid lor lhe Junior
Formal: bul he lacks a girl. He's looking
over lhe field. so look your prelliesl. girls-~
you may be lhe lucky one.

Hank Pachowicz and Joe Minga have been
nolilied lo lake lheir malh exams over. They
have been lrying in figure oul iusl when lhey

look il for lhe firiil lime. They claim lhey 2

  

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were in class all lhei limempresenl physically. ‘

bul nol menially.

Whal's happened lo lhe beaulilul romance
belween Jack and Jacqueline? Could Diana
Prenlice have anylhing lo do wilh ii?

The girls are wondering who will receive
Ed Killoy's baske’rbull lrophy. aller lhe inlra—
mural lournamenl. Of course. he's going lo
win ill! (Ask Smiley.)

Birlhday congralulalions are in order for
Floyd Wuenn. He wouldn'l say how old he
is. bul admilled lhal he was of drall age.

"Charlie" Linke.~when asked whelher she
was going lo lhe Junior Formal. said she
didn'l know anyone will: $5.75. Show her
she's wrong, boys. Gel your bids early. and
be sure of gelling a dale.

So long. 'lil nexl lime.

THEE $lXTl~l fiOLLlthl’éii"

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