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We“! W’lfifil’i‘z‘ W M991.

“Tender if any of you have been hearing
the ireshmen’s theme song lately, “165 a
lovely day tomorrow. Tomorrow is; a lovely
(lay, {May I: have a quiz.”

e e :< e

A Scot was engage& in an argument witli
a; conductor as to whether the face was %
cents or 30 cents. Finally the «lisgustcd cen-
cluemr picked up the Scotsman’s suitcase
and tcsaed it, off the train just as they passed
over a bridge. Kt lamlcd with a. Splash.

“Men!" screamed Seetty. “Isn’t it. enough
to try to overcharge me? Now you my to
Grown my little boy!”

* .3. is e

Adam: “Eve, you’ve gone and put my

dress suit in the salad again."

1'5 c e an:

FOUR LINE EPITAFH

Grandpa, in a speedy car,
Pushed the theme down too far;
Twinkle, twinkle, lllllc elm“,
Services; by G.AWR.

c m e e
. Joeie: “Let’s go places and do things.”

Vance: “Do we have to go places?”
9; :1: 2T: e
BBGG‘IZ

First Farmer: “Palate bugs ale my whole
crop in ten days."

Second Farmer: “They ate mice in two
days and then roasted in the Ewes 10 see;
if I’d plant more.”

Seed Merchant: “Them nothing; there’s
a couple over there new, leaking through
my backs to see who has mclcmd cecal
for new spring.”

fl! 12: if? it

“You know, Mandy, a man What uses fie
kinda talk dat preachah cf." allelic were ain't
got no right to be wearin’ dc Clem o’ Gawcl.”

“Why, what did dc great-hall say?” Mendy
inquired.

“Well, when (lat firewall-12m weal. oil", (lat
preacheh formed rigm cvah me zm’ eevml
ethah ladies, and’ as; he went the” al‘z heard
his say: ‘Dam a chu’ch will only mm (201”

e a: :1: a»

“Gloria and Jack we eleecye will!) :0
those myslem plays.”

“Well, it’s all right co low as filmy love
each shudder."

ll: 115 9i: at

Said the skunk; ac the wind changed, ”It
all comes; back lo me new.”

19‘ :3! :3: ‘22!

Ccnfidentially, are you will wemlm'mg
why the little mouse gnawcll at: little hole in
the floor?

Don‘t tell anybocly, but he wanted on» see
the floor Show.

lll #3 #- it

“Hot dog! Last night I finally persuaded
my gal to say that little word: Tech”

“Congratulations old man. When’s the
wedding?”

“What wedding?”

16: Fl: 55: 3%

Then there was the RE. wile called his
girl “Carbon” because her resistance we!”
clown when she warmcél up.

at :2! W 4!!

Here’s an army slow l ran across weenie
ly: Kl; seems the exasperated “lop kick” was
putting the bays through rifle practice and
was having some difificully with a noucwme-
brilliam recruit.

“Helen,” bar-luau the sweating Sergeant,
“pm. your left hand under the barrel, your
right forefinger mount} the trigger, and
your butt up against your slmulzlcrl‘”

“Say, wheécha think 1 am," howled the
rookie, “a blasted ccnlortionlsl‘ "

44 e x: *
ANOTHER ONE

Officers (examining recruit): ‘Have you
got any scars?’

Recruit: “No, sir, but I can give you a cig-
arette.”

34¢ 7k alt if;

Whew! Made it by the skin of my teeth.

So long.
0H MEN!

TECENWLOGY NEWS

 

“E"Eec fleeceke Meeg Alfie. chcg gee ll

Gees
Robert J. Creagan

Invitations have been sent out to the men
students of the Lewis division freshmen
arts and sciences class to attend a get-t0—
gether sponsored by the Daedalizme in the
Lewis cafeteria on 00%. 2c. The main theme
of the gathering will be for the uurpese of
acquainting the freshmen with their fellow-
students. A motion picture of last year’s
championship baskeliiall games will be
shown. The 11’s are also sponsoring a main
loween Drill; in the Lewis. gym on the after-
noon of Oct. 31—41mm on this later.

Gamma Rho starts its fall pledging on
Monday, Oct. 20. They have six pledges
ready for their ordealmimam Kasper, Photo
Thomas, Emil Pucci. Bob Tenure», Joe Dal-
ton, and Chuck Mower.

Rho Delta Rho announces the initiation
of the following; men: Ilcimra Gx-een'berg
ME. ‘44, Irving Kalil-251m RE. ’43, Norman
Lettvin (LE. '43, Sheiclon ”Howl; Chill. '43,
Emmanuel Km“ ’44 {.3th Willem “Willem
berg (ME. ’44. The present pledge class is
celebrating the fact that Heilweck has been
called all at the Rho Dell; house this year.

Alpha Sigum Phi held its annual fall in-
itiation October 3. The men initiated were
these: Jack lieuacmon, Bert. Petersen, we
erg Blindsimm, and William ‘lfmulel. The
pledges, under their plcuge captain, Elmer
Selma, are working en the pledge dance,
to be held October 25 at the house.

It sccmcfi like old timee at the ‘93“ Kay
house last week as several. of the alumni re,
mined for e get-together, am rchashed the
fond memories of last year. Among those
present could be seen such familiar couples
as Bob Greenbewg; and Jimmie, Brazil; Whim-
hcmi and flclcm, and Bela Linugc and Jean.
This party was {allowed closely by the {3:11
picnic "which was held em Sunday at Palos
park. There was no doubt that it all deserv-
ed the A-l rating given by everycne present.

The Tllcm Ki mellwm’ club, Aillelix will
hold a tea on Wcérxccmiy, member 22, at
the maternity hfilllli).

* Kim Melee

Good morning, and we cc mean mourn-
ing, yep, the li‘rocli got Boise mints just a
week ago today. We 171cm: llmy’re Wearing
crepe armbands am} gluing on rubber do~
nuts. But the bowling party met evening
limbered things up. We :1!) not mean mus-
cles. Your scribe has eluded leewlcr’s back
to his customary writer’s cramp and colum-
nist’s news-nose. Ami Bill {You’re Pulling
My Hair Out) flaming; didn’t. help matters
with his “Twitch cf the hell" Powder.

Before we forget, congralc to Freshman
lain Mam-thw- on his puichrimcineus props.
Bill posed for Icg~art on a gem ole bustcdv
down lion . . , and Jacxpzm Emwuscxh meritu
Something or cihcz‘ for the kiescs he dis-
;iensed in a spirit of apprccialieu for swam
receivable . . . But the real news of the
{xv-col; is that Kali Norris-z will {my fiocm’n,
“puff men in the freshzmm problem bubble
were more or less llcpautecel by choir ovm
cluesmatee for reluctance to claim the
knowledge.

But enough of this rehash of past repeats.
Let’s get on to the freak ”tripe. Hmm, looks
fishy.

Whassall this about Michacirecn and Elo-
Sec?

War-rem Spies was caught redvhanded t’oth~
er day, leaning out a winds/W of room 212
in palsied palaver with a {flashy pic-pain-
ter. (Interpreter’s note: He was talking to
a girl art student.) Suddenly the booming
baritone of Prof. Rougees stunned Spitz
with its usual galvanized irony: “Why not
invite her inside?” Spitz touched chin to
toes without bending anything. Need We
continue? Nevertheless we will.

We’ve consulted our Guiji beam and (le-
cided than Tom Sherlock is a publicity
hounil who enjoys being broiled. in this:
column. We have therefore barmm‘i the men'-
tion of his. name in future wwitings.

But it’s a shame not to be able 'to deny
the rumor that Sherlock is Misc Lane’s fa-
ther.

And there’s our signature staring us in the
face, so it looks like you’ve spelt out another
Ax News. ANN EERKAEED.

 

 

GOMDESEREE
Helen F. Merzullo

So mmlher wank has. passed, and the rush-
ing seamen is nearing “:5 end.

Sigma Omicron Lambda girls entertained
their rushee guests at; a spaghetti dinner
held in the fifth floor tea room .It was truly
a “winding” road w success, but the girls
managed!

Last Saturday, the Lambda informal rush
party was held at the home of Elaine Mag~
gin. Mary Ann Kuimcli, Lem-cine Sumlyk,
and l’liyllic liege;- were responsible for get—
ting the menu and decorations into ship
Shape form, resulting in "ships? sails, an
chors, etc. A variety of games were played,
and an informal bang-up time was had by
all. Anathema away, girls!!!

The Sigma Bela ’l‘lnete girls; entertained
their guests in the outdoor world! The star“
ry Saturday evening of October 11, provicl
ed a perfect; setting for an 01’ fashioned hay-
ride. Members of the Gamma film and Dec—
ilallan fraternities provided escorts for the
lovely ladies!

A Weinie mast culminated. the activities
for the evening. A “what is this?” party
was held for the x'ushecs on Wednesday,
October 15, in the fifth floor tea room. Ler-
minc Ruskin may be accredited for the fine
work of this novel affair.

The Kappa Phi Delta “liewpies” bowled
through their informal rush at the Palla-
dium bowling alley, with the high scores
going to the rushces. After the successful
games the victorious Tushecs were saluted
by the actives at a dinner party. Among
those “chpies” present at “the bowling
party were two of the alumnae Mariette
Maelncklc and Florence Alder.

.lwzm Williame, a rushee, has been accept-
ed into the Ivy Leaf club of Beta chapter of
fillm‘m llapya Alpha sorority.

fly the way, folks, have you puncheecil
your bids £01: the Elgma Sweetheart (lance,
yet? iletter gel them some!

“Well, folks, that’s all there is; there isn't
anymore.”

filee you maxi. week.

I ”ll/Elm mcme El”?

NO. ZmSI’AGHJETTI

In the first article in this series, your au~
thor spoke about the invention of the steam
engine and its inventor because of its impor-
tance to industry. In this article the wish
is: to point out some little known facts about
something much less important but never-
theless: very interesting, spaghetti.

Spaghetti is but a Small unit of a large

family of products made cut of .‘rlemoline
flour paste. Its. big brother is known as
macaroni. Its sister twin is known as ver-
micelli. The smallest member of the family
has the name of fcdcliui.
The history of spaghetti is both ancient and
obscure. We know very little about its
origin. Yet certain general facts have come
to light which enable us to grasp the hiss-
tcrical importance of this food.

The early Italians and Sicilians found
their lands quite unsuited for anything ex-
cept grain and grape farms. As imports
were very small during the early days, the
people had to learn ways of serving what
they had in the most attractive way as was
possible. It is quite Within the realm of. prob-
ability that some old Italian mater grew
tired of feeding her family flour cake and
tried to boil the leaves instead of baking
them. This was’m a success but as the fami-
ly liked the “crust,” she decided to draw the
leaves out into thin strands so as to expose
the greatest possible area to the water. Fin-
ally, she discovered, perhaps by accident,
that if she would let her material dry out
before cooking there resulted a new food
which everyone liked. This was the first
spaghetti. Some generations later, another
woman, in an endeavor to get still more
surface exposed to the water pushed a hole
through her dough before she drew it
out. Macaroni had its start in life.

We cannot name the inventor of this tasty
preparation. We can, however, say, that it
is Italy’s concribution to the food world.
It has fed the poor in a nourishing manner
at low cost. The wealthy do not disdain it.
Everybody’s dish, that’s "what it is, this
mile long food, spaghetti.

 

 

 

 

 

    

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01’ special interest. to opera lovers i2; lame
month‘s Victor album ”Voice of the (lelflen
Age of Opera” (NI-816). (mils eel; of five ree-
m'dls contains operatic selections: by Willa
Ruffle, Marcella. Sembrlch, Gen-amine murmur,
Charles. Belmonres, Aulmnio Scotti, Jolmmm
Gudsld, Nellie Melba, Pol ll’lancom, Emma
Calve, and Mattie Buttielinlmall legemflary
immec in) this gcucml‘lou. Willie allbum will
give present day unilmiculevcrrs a chance to

, c our ‘ , ,y ‘ ,_, with
some of the most «lictlmguiuhcil voleee ok‘
the famous “(Milieu Age" in their mime.

Victor‘e Celebration offer of two records;
for the price of one should be of interest to
all Strauss devotees. Eugene mummy and
the Phllailolplnia Symphony m‘clmctra pre-
sent an excellent; recording of the “Emperor
Waltz.” and Arthur Ellie-tiller and his Bowen
“Pops” (lecheotm give us a performance of
the “Fatwa; Willem Mimic." This latter,
though abridged, is one of the typical high
quality interpretations of the Bowen “Pepe."
When you buy either one of these records,
you get the other gratis.

Columbia presents Sim Tlmmac»; flecclmm
conducting the London Philharmonic 0mm»
calm in a new recording cl“: Tachulkeveky's
e‘verapopulzm Filth Symphony (Album
M470). In typical mollculcuc Beeclnam
fashion this rendition brings; out all We
uulmlelleo of the score without getting lock.
in the eacelmrimlly of tlw well known melee»
(lice.

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By Bruce Worcester

 

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For those who are in a quandary on where
to go {Hill whim; to do incxvene‘ively just
spend one mimnle reading this and become
a social succccrs overnight Oll' something.

Ill all >l' W

The movies am: one of your best bets, es~
pecialiy your loop cinema houses. The Chi-
cago this week; has Bob Hope in his latest
with Larry Adler on the stage, the Palace
is featuring Bette Davis in “The Little Fox-
ec” and the United Artists are playing
Spencer Tracy in “Dr. Jckyl and Mr. Hyde.”
With over a hundred chew houses to choose
from in Chicago and environs -thc movie
goer should have no trouble being satisfied.
Incidentally don’t overlook the Driveln
Theatre in Winnetka.

For sweet mimic aml excellent food I sug~
gest one of the loop hotels. For instance the
Continental room of the Stevens, with Del
Courtney’s music, the Empire room with
Griff Williams and his orchestra or the
Marine dining room featuring Wayne
King’s music. In a slightly different class
the Aragon and the Trianon with Dick Jur-
gens and Lawrence Welk, respectively or
Cl: Henry with Ray Herbcck provide an
excellent evening’s entertainment.

if she is: articlically mimdedé make a hit ‘
with her and take her to one of Chicago’s ‘

legitimate theaters. Now playing at the
Erlanger is “Louisiana Purchase.” The Sel-
Wyn has “Claudia” and the Harris has
“Theater,” all excellent comedies with good
supporting casts to provide the best in fun.

The classical mood is produced by the
opening of the Ballet Russe on Monday,
October 20 for six nights and. the opening
of the Chicago symphony at Orchestra hall.
On a par with those aforementioned We
have The Brown Derby, the Bragg Rail, ‘the
Capitol Bar and hundreds of other of Chi‘
cago’s best in light entertainment.

If the girl £14ch by this lime is sell} m1-
t‘iec’iued merely slow (1mm lo 56) “Link. open
the car atlccr push her out auc‘i go leek: for
a real girl.

 

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