PAGE SEX . *- “fitli’fi‘ilflta”; m for Till: also?» an? raises W gins”. Second attempt at a start and as usual have nothing to say here but advising you to stay with us to the end caus’ sumpln’ good is wailin’ you. , :1: 1% it: re GRATEFUL A young man walked brcczily into the doctor’s surgery. “All, good morning, sir!” like sait’i. “E’ve just droppcé into tell you how greatly i benefited from your treatment.” The doctor eyed him up anti down. “But i don’t remember you," he said. “You‘re not one of my patients.” “I know; replied the other, “but my im- clc was, and I’m his heir." ”i "1" or all Leave It to the Navy First Sailor: “She’s a nicely roared girl, isn’t she?” Secom} Sailor: “I should say so. Not so bad from the from either.” a: e A well‘lmilt girl is like a three-ring cir- cus. A fellow doesn‘t know where to look first. I? Ill fr ills 0h, mother, may I go out to swim? Why no, my darling daughter, You’re so darn near nah-ed anyhow You’d look better in the water. it Her niece is rather good looking, ch? Don’ say ‘knoes is,’ say ‘knecs arc’. In at s 8 “Where in hml are we, ” asked the drunk leaning over the steer-1% 1 wheel. “We re coming into a town am} you’o better slow down,” answcrcii his pal. “Oh yeah, how c‘n ya tell?” ”Cause we’re hitting more people,” thc reply. came W 2}! ill 1'! 0001; {till} CALM: A hotel was on fire and the guests gather log out in from were watching the iiasncs. “Nothing to get excited about," (inc train cling man was boasting, “l tool; my time about dressing. Lit a cigarette. Didn’t like the knot in my tie and relied it. That’s how cool I was.” “Fine,” remarked a bystamicr, “but wily didn’t you put your pants on?” #5 #1 *5 Sir Have you heard of the navy tattoois‘t who uses phonograph needles instcail of clcctrlc needles for his tattooing? Ho gets talking pictures. 2‘ 3k =41 54:: "It’s nice to kiss in a shady parking place, but the boy friend doesn’t stop there.” “You mean . . . ” “Yes, he keeps right on driving.” a: 1: 2’: ix Betty (just engaged): “Doris, (lo you know what it feels like to be in love, to sit next to the man you micro, and feel your innermost soul vibrate?” Florin: “Sure, i do. I feel like that evcry time Joe takes me out. on his motorcycle.” c n a; AGREED? Heredity is something every man believes in until his own begins to cut. up like a clown. 3!: 33: a}: in: TN ONE SCENE 'l‘lnc night is dark and stoz my. ’Tis not a fit. night: out for man nor beast. A. (ls-uni; grasps the doorknob after great. length, finals the keyhole 21ml stomps into the house. The room is dank ami he stumbles aroum} look- ing for the lights. But 10, the wife pipes up: “That “you Henry?" No answer A big clash of glass. “Henrv! “limit in the world are you titling?" “Teaching your goldfish not to bark at me.” Curtain W :1! W :3: Helen: “How is it Tony never takes you to the movies any more?” Mary: “Well, one evening it rained and We stayed home.” Well, I hope that doesn’t stop your clocks because I really like this daylight saving time. 0E MIN! TECHNULGGY NEWS WW3 lilo @rscits Mao iii/it Word list? It GODS Robert J. Creagan The interfmterniiy council met last “Toil- ncsday at Phi Kappa Sigma. The drawing for the toothall tournament was hell} and Dick Taylor was appointee! chairman of the social committee. The Triangle Mothers club hold a too Sunday afternoon which was alt-enact] by rusliccs’ parents. The party was :1 great soon com-3. Monday evening a formal pledging was lucid, at which timc ilxc following were piefiged: Eugene Andre, Arthur Keller, John Little, Douglas Leavenworth, Robert Pain lmvic, Clarence Swanson. Charles Wiggins, Charles Emmons, Robert Katie, licnncth Thompson, Louis Slums, Plrtlmr Bailout. Theta Xi is proud to announce the recent pledging of the following men: John Cox, E. J. ’45; John Weber, Eli]. ’45-; Bill mowney, am. ’45; flavor-{l Smith, iii. ‘3. i332; Kinsman, ME. ’45; John Rom. (LE. 45; F]: an}; Jen- cius, ME. ’42; Bob Klein, ME. '43; Cliff Gmski, ME. ‘43. '1‘. X. will hold its annual fall steak-fry Sunday, October 5, at Wing Park in Elgin. Rho i‘lnlm Rim reports the pledging of 23 men. one of the largest classes in her his wry. Bush week, in which the. usual lunch- con and smoker were hold, was climaxed by a highly successful dance at Marsh summons; cabin in Evanston. The formal pledging followcd by the traditional dinner at timbers was held Wednesday, Septem- ber 24, and was attended by the following new men: Joseph Abrams, Lewis Heriwwitz, Mar- tin Block, Art Blumemhal, Seymour Bort‘z, George Cohen, John Coopersmith, Walter Darin, Carvyn Ellinan, Leonard Ellman, Earl ll‘ein, l-Ierschcl Franks, Herbert Germ, Abraham Kapian, Marvin licsslcr, Jerome Lettvin, Seymour Paciovo, Encloon Plotitin, Samuel Alan Rode, Max Reiss M. Scadron, Louis Sptung, William Tabaclq. This column requests that cash [mien oily present notes on or before Thursday owning. Willi ”Will i“ and now gentlemen, We prosent you with the $64 question, “Have you rcceived your draft questionnaire?” To you lucky cannon—fodder (and muticlei‘) we will give a helping hand in filling out the question nairc. The first step upon receiving this wonv tieriul blank, is to open it. You tiicn have three choices. You can write, “Not inter» cetctl,” on the card anti return it, or just ignore it completely. To those who choose either of those methods, well~you look grand in black and white anyway. Now, for those who are going to fill out the bank. First steal a fountain pm or a typewriter or anything you can gm, your hands on. Then take out your wallet (help! I’ve been robbed!) and find your identification card. From this you will be able to find out your name, address, and the kind of cheesecake you like. Next, inhale deeply and hold your breath. Getting stuffy, isn’t it? The ncxt step is to go out and whistle. When your draft exemption comes running up, .30 into a dark corner, and explain the ar to her r» ‘n$5 halibut-L01"; Now stagger back to your questionnaire anal fill out the section marked dependents. Use your own judgment here. In filling out the section marked occupation, you will run into trouble. For those who are fifth columnists, simply state that the board should see your local Spy headquarters for complete details. If you are tired, and never sleep nights, simply state that you. are a student. For those who can play baseball, ask for 21 4F deferment. This class includes mo- rons, idiots, and Rigney of the Sox. These lucky seniors who were told they were unfit last semester, don’t worry; you’ll pass the physical examination. But, if you don’t remember, milk gives little boys and girls strong teeth and bones. lilDDESSES Helen i1“. Marmailo Rush parties for freshmen coeds got un- der way last Monday, when the Kappa Phi Delta sorority girls entertained our new friends at an afternoon tea, which was held in our fifth floor tea room. Florence Elm-tu- sek and Blanche Fried assumed the respon- sibility of preparing the menu. The girls spent a delightful afternoon becoming ac- quainted, while reading each other’s tea leaves. (That‘s a mighty fine way to be- come acquainted, girls . . . ) The Lambdns began their fall rushing season on Tuesday, September 530, with an “afternoon snack," which took place in the tea room. The rushecs wore tiny corsages of artificial flowers, and were seated so as to form a circle, and the tea room was lighted by dim candlelight. The tinkling of tea cups, the flickering light of the candles, and the radiant smiles upon the faces of IIT’s newest coeds created an afternoon which might well be described as very picturesque. Lillian Snot‘igmss and Alain Kairis, both ’41 graduates of HT, and both Lambda alumnae members, visited Lewis last week. They are steadily employ- ed, and both are doing as fine work out in the world as they have done at Lewis and Armour! Last Wednesday, the Sigma Bola Theta sorority had its first‘rush party of the season. The rushces were entertained by the girls in the tea room, where lunch— eon was served. The Sigmas are making further plans for their fall (lance, which is to be held on October 24th, the full details of which are disclosed elsewhere. On Saturday, September 27, the Sigma actives joined the alumnae members at a luncheon, which was held at the Polly Grill. The luncheon date was a “combination date” of business and pleasure. Vioict Takich has decided to live at the Lewis Dormitory for this semester. We‘ll, iolks, that's; all there is; there isn't anymore. Sec you next week. I Alma News I Because Tom Sherlock successfully in- timidated one of our numerous informers ~we Will lie-ruby print nothing about ibis corn cob baiting activities, nor will we vcn- tux-c our observation that his moustache looks like something that crawled out of his nose. Honey Chile fell for Hammondo—right oil? her stool; and said lady-killer scooped her up, dusted her off, and adjusted her safety belt. And Where did it get you, honey? In the etc? Worry Wart Micimoiscn is now the proud possessor of a shiny new 241 classification. (Editor’s Note—Honey Chile has been tu— toring Mike in the art of “politicingm At long last Dunlap has confessed—me shaves with the aid of a mirror, a magnify- ing glass, and a pair of feit~1ined tweezers. Woehri claims he obtained his bloody car by plunging his arm into it up to the elbow while in the midst of a violent dream. We suspect that’s the hole his brains leaked out of. At ten o’clock Wednesday the lower school will all face east as Hasslmri is buried in a blaze of glory, a shallow grave, and his rapidly putrify 'ing or ange coat. And with him (lie the secrets of his activities in Madi on not long ago. Center’s world record for fly-killing: 88 in thirty-one minutes, 13.7 seconds, and time out for a small coke with vinegar. Incidentally, the yarn that Center spins for the art school gals is; commonly known as a mentor Line. “Long Long" Lane actually came to class on time last Thursday. Her alibi: “What with this time mimup, I hardly know what class l’m cutting." Mr. Moll is still busy getting his eyes uncrosscd after viewing the pink oilcloths currently {taunted by Chris, ‘Wrigm, and Deacon Randall. And congrats are in or- der to seniors Warren Spitz and George Storz as Winners of Dora T. Bartlett schol— arships. Neat work, people! «lino ibrlatcii “miwmwmwmww 00TOBER '3’, 31941 WWWimWWWmfl‘MflmWWWJW by Too van Golder This week we present the Victor album (M805) by Johann Strauss—«Wino Oiicrtm‘es and two wallees.” Bruno Walter conducts “Die Flede’rmaus” Overture (Paris Comer outcry O 1- c h e s t r11) “Der Zlgeunerbaron” Overture (London Symphony) and "Em~ perm” Waltz” (V lenna, Philharmonic.) George 82 all who this summer made a slmlli’ng debut at Ravioli), is to be heard in the eternally lovable “Blue Danube” (Via ehna Philharmonic). Every lover of Strauss music will want to hear these wonderful melodies played by these truly notable orch- estrus How we go,gz1tes, with the Andrews Bis. was grooving “Aurora” and “Music Makers" (Decca 8732). These both have the solid beat, the unique smooth harmony for which the Andrews Sisters are known. There's no doubt about the popularity of this record . . . Si‘tnnmy Kaye beats out “Daddy" (Viol/o1- 27391), with the Kayo Cliflh‘ on the vocal. This is another for the cats with. a. vocal arrangt~ ment that will keep this record. spinning. Plattermate is “’llwo Hoar-ts That, Paws in the Night," 31 slow sweet number with Air- tlmr Wright: doing the singing. Kay (i’rot’cosor) Kyser records “Why Don't We Do This More Dillon" (Columbia 36253), Ginny Sims and marry Bobbitt; sing- ing. The slow, smooth bouncc in which this is (lone combined with this olipcr vocal and instrumental style guarantees the popu- larity of this rocoril. Companion is “lllvc Boon Drafwa" with Elully Mason on the (ling.- l’nrc . . . 'ilony Martin remix-(ls “Tonight We Love" and “i, Guess I’ll lilavc to Dream the lit/est" for Decca (3988). {line first; is mlaptctl from Tchaikowslcy's Concerto Number l. in 13 Flat Major. Both songs are rather poor for Martin’s voicc, which we believe could do mlmh bottor things. Hon/over, their rec- ord is a plowing one, the second one haw-v ing a better chance. Rise Stevens, newest and most popular of the “Mel‘s” mezzo-commas, makes her Col- umbia (711921)) debut singing the "Hobart- ero” from Bizet’s “Carma” and “(laconic lu le pays” (Knowesl' thou the land) from Thomas’ “Mignon.” It was in “Mignon” that: she made her highly successful New York Metropolitan debut when she Sang the title role. Friedler Welssmzm conducts the ac- companying orchestra. lino Being of interest to engineers of all fields, the steam engine takes first place in this series of articles devoted to great inven~ lions and their inventors. About the last third of the eighteenth century, a Scotchman by the name of James Watt was attracted towards the problem of turning steam into work. He had seen, worked on, and repaired a steam water pump invented by a man named New- comcn; was disgusted by the inefficiency of this device, and resolved to construct some machine which would be practical. Watt’s first experiments were not very encouraging, but in 1765, after many fail- ures the true principle which he had been looking for came to him while he was walking one Sunday morning. Soon he was “in production” and the world began to use his important contribution for a great many things. Today we can hardly list the direct and indirect or es of the steam engine. It has influenced a great part in our lives. Steam is still the greatest source of power in our factories, and mass production has been made possible through its gigantic appli- cations. We have gone a long way since the in- vention of the steam engine, but not so far that. we cannot look back and pay homage to its inventor James Watt. mvwmqmwwnhwwwwr arrangement, and the.