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ROLLICKING FIRE PROTECTS
During the recent Xmas holidays a few
of the boys of the Peon clan decided to take
matters into their own hands and find out
just how the shellac joint clique lives.
“Bubbles" Bechtolt decided to see how
many difl'erent women he could (late up in
seventeen days. Due to a limited amount of
space we can’t publish the full list of his
“guineas” but we want to give you a few
of the. highlights, via, La Verm- (3 times)
Jeanette, Esther (2 titties), and Virginia
(the girl with the wooden leg). Said La
Verne was the Social Butterfly‘s New Year’s
Eve date and drank poor Bubbles under
the proverbial table. in contrast to this ac-
tion, Guzzler Koighcr spent his evenings
(seven o’clock in the evening to seven
o’clock in the morning) in numerous and
sundry bars in Metropolitan Chicago.
JOLTING JUICERE

The senior clectrimls are getting their
clothes pressed, their shoes shined, are
learning to comb their hair again and pol-
ishing up their manners. Such unheard—oi
activities for a group of Armour men is
due to the fact that next semester the new
ior juciers will spend each 'l‘ucstlay and
Thursday at Lewis Institute. The radio
and electronics courses are to be moved
to the west side campus, and the juicers are
issuing fair warning to the Lewis students:
“We are taking over?”

Although the senior olectricals must how
.to the senior civils as far as wildness is
concerned, the juicers will attempt to give
the civlls a few pointers in the liner arts of
wolfing, a la Armour.

Jerome I). Pinsky, senior ENE. claims a
record for having taken out the greatest
number of different women in the least
time. Five in seven days, he inhibits; the
two blank days were due to the fact that
he ran out of clean shirts, but not out of
women. Anyone who contests lil’s claim
or believes his record is better is welcome
to forward any evidence to this column,

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(lur good friend, Johnny Cotter, took the
holidays as an opportunity to join Euclc
Sammy’s battle. wagon batmlioz‘hs‘! We‘re
sorry to see Johnny leave this iernt but
we mum, say that the, young lady that has
replaced “Slingin’ Johnny“ is not hard to
lake at all-whet at allll As a matirr of fact,
we want to take this space to publicly com-
pliment Mr. Kelly on his excellent choice.
Sure, Johnny was a good kid, but goal:—
he didn’t have a cute figure?

11' you happened to be in the “call" last
Friday aft you undoubtedly saw two gum
drooling all over one of the (aisles. Cl er
observation revealed that the emu-cc oi dis-l
turbance was an innocent looking little mag.
twine—Film Fun, January issue. The whole
thing started when Jackie “Where‘s My
Kncepads“ Soi'cnson and “Wild Bill” Wad-
dington got hold of this literature and start—
ed reading the pictures. After about two
quick looksies (nicer gutteral noises were
heard accompanied by ecstatic, delirious, im-
becllic grins. After about three more min-
utes of deep and enthusiastic study the
boys jumped out of their chairs and ran
out of the cafeteria screaming “Endimxa
Harbor, here we come!”

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Cupid has again invaded the ranks of the
civils, but this time has dealt a mortal blow.
The victim is Irwin “Red” Lachman who
has announced his intentions of being join-
ed in holy matrimony to Shirley Stelnberg
on February 1, weather permitting.

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Every morning at 7:59 they can be seen
walking on 33rd street arm-in-arm. They
reach the institute, bid each other fond
farewells, and Josephine Cody, goes to
work in the registrar’s office. Ralph Rose
goes to the lunch room, there to mope until
she shows up for lunch. No one sees him
go to class, but walk into the lunch room
at any time of the day, and there he is,
watching the door. Ahhhhhh, this thing
called love.

SGOE’ER SNGOPE’RS

 

 

 

 

 

Without exception, every student in the
architectural department has a pet gripe,
criticism, or bouquet directed at. the archi'
tectural department. So far, these have been
passive; that is. they have been confined
to student gatherings. These criticisms, or
whatever you Wish to dub them, can be
constructive, but only if they reach the
hands of the faculty. The AAS is supplying
the mechanics for effecting this. At 1:30 p.m.
Tuesday, January 20. there will be an open
forum between the faculty and the students
of the architectural department in the club
room of the Art Institute.

The AAS representatives will, on Tues-
day. January 3, distribute cards to the stu-
dents of their respective classes, and, on
Thursday, January 15, will collect these
cards. On these cards they would like to
have each student write down his criticism.
gripe, or bouquet. and insofar as possible,
his reasons for entertaining that idea. The
reason for using the cards is two—fold: first,
we recognize the fact that too many stu—
dents are reluctant to express their thoughts
in the presence of faculty membersmwith

written cards, the student may express his
thoughts without fear of incrimination; and
secondly, we wish to give the faculty an op-
portunity to carefully evaluate each state»
ment before meeting us at the forum.

Upon collection, these cards will be turn-
ed over to the faculty where they will be
classified and evaluated; 50, for the sake of
simplicity in handling, express one idea on
each card. If you have more than one idea,
use more than one card. Remember, you
need not sign your name to the card~but
we expect at least one card from each stu-
dent.

The outcome of this forum is bound to be
a better understanding of the principles
upon which the school is founded, a better
understanding between the faculty and the
student body, and improved presentation
of material - all worthwhile things for
which to strive. The faculty has pledged
its utmost cooperation in this matter, but
the ultimate success is contingent upon co—
operation from us students—~80 let’s get
behind it and push.

ANN EBRlA’l‘Ell.

 

Willa fluorite Mani

GQDS
Boll Crcagan and Tom Cairns

Fond recollections of fraternity life at
Armour, from the depths of an armchair
in front of an embering New England fire-
place: Alpha Sig’s former president, Earle
Huxhold, dashing into Schommer’s office
trying to decide whether to attend class,
preside at a meeting, or try to tease George
out of some mor? money; Triangle‘s presi—
dent, John Wood, trying to save his new
hat from total destruction by Ace and Suds;
Phi Kap proxy Paul Bucrckholtz trying to
outdo the Home brothers at the B.0.N.
clubrooms: l)clt~vicc~pres. iiill Suthers and
Pat mvinging it at the Dell. i-lallmve’en par—
ty; Pi Kap President, George Hoff. paint»
ing walls and sanding; floors during house
cleaning; Buddha Willman explaining IT in
the song “Like a Herring, lT was Dead";
Larry McGill rushing Art Hallo-u; Bill Plen—
gcy winning the interfratemity relay by a
few steps; Bill Vizard walking (rather rap-
idly) to the Alpha Sig house at 4 a. m.»
with companions; Frank Hull arizhing for
an early “Joe” class; Dick Taylor visibly
epitomizing Shangr‘i-la for Gay, and vice
versa: Dick (The Lippi Dunu’orth telling
Dorothy that he has a fraternity pin; Doug
Snyder painting the street light black be
cause it lit up the Pi Kap dorm; Ed Curmu-
dy yelling “Author!" in the “Civic" during
“Carmen”: Sonny Sundstrom arguing with
Billy Goetz about bedsprings in class; Doug
Leavenworth escourting h is; “steady”
through ’I‘riangle’s front door; Ed Moore
telling Helene about his holdup; Delis Ek-
strom, Rice, and MacMasier singing their
own derangements on the Phi Kap lawn;
Louis Philipps telling Gene goo-by; Harry
Heidenreich touchballing with a sprained
leg and a wrenched back; Kerney and Hack-
barth conferring on an overdue problem;
Charlie Wright being toasted farewell by
the Phi Kaps and not an eye was dry as
the glasses; Jerry Stebbins lying in the hos-
pital after a bad fall on Ogden field; Gene
Clears gentlemaning a rushee into T.X.;
Will Lease philosophizing at the Legion;
Greek Letter Joseph College having a splen-
did time just being with his fraternity
brothers, and knowing that his fraternity
house is the Utopia he was looking for and
is going to regret leaving, recognizing the
fact that he can never take it with. him or
ever regain that intimate, careless, genuine
friendship which makes life itself an ex-
cellent reason for being happy.

The main vacation activity of the Baeda-
Hans took place at the “beer bust” at Bud
Carlson’s. on Dec. 23. For conversation, wom-
en, wine, and women were (dis)CUSSED——-
as well as other topics. Several new verses
to a song were composed during the eve,
renditions of which have been going the
rounds since the return to classes. Bill
Brown gave out with one of the highlights
of the meeting with his impersonations of
Chas. Laughton, Ronald Colman, and, EDSR.

   

GODDEEiSES
Helen ll. Max-mullo

Now that the New Year's Resolutions are
llllzlflt‘wflll‘ only thing: left to do is to keep
(ht-ml!

Since the holiday season seems to be a
convenient time for meetings, the actives of
Kappa Phi Delta sorority had a little get-
to-gcther out at Mae Kruger-”e home. At
which time they found out that a lab tech-
nician isn’t at all bad when it comes to the
culinary arts.

During the Christmas holidays the alum-
ni of Kappa Phi Delta held their meeting
at the home of Elizabeth nixon. All of the
newly initiated alumni" members were pre-
sent, including Mickey Walker, who was
in town for the holidays.

Florence Alder, an alumni member of the
Kappam, had a surprise birthday party given
in her honor at the home of Howie lit-mop;
last Saturday.

Elizabeth Little Snyder, 21 graduate of
1940, became the mother of a son last Nov.
ember 10. Phillip Sydney Snyder is the
babe’s full title. Our best wishes to the
Snyder family.

During the holidays the Sigma Beta Thom
girls had a party at the home of Lorraine
l’indras. After refreshments were served,
the girls enjoyed an evening ol‘ ice-skating.
(Ali’s well that ends well!) (Edie note: Are
you kiddin’?)

To complete their holiday rendezvous, on
January 2, the Signals decided to try their
luck at bowling. Reports weren’t very good
~—with the exception of Elinor Wick. Her
score was 160”

Mrs. Stevens, the sorority sponsor, spent
her Christmas holidays teaching the coops
the fundamentals of English.

Sigma Omicron Lambda sorority has
planned to hold a Pre-Initiation Council, on
January 18, at the home of Helen Mlarzullo.

Lorraine Hamm, an alumni member of
the sorority, and Charles Reinhardt were
married on December 17. A reception was
held at the home of Miss; Hamm’s parents.
Heartlest congratulations to you!

Christmas holidays were not very excit-
ing for Senior Activities Chairman Sylvia
Welsh), she spent them in the hospital. An
appendectomy was the cause of her long
stay. High hopes for a speedy recovery,
Sylvia!

“Well, folks, that’s all there is; there isn’t,
any more.”

 

Stinky Johnson nearly fell in the barrel
with anticipation, and Howie Reiaer had to
forego his prestidigita’tin’ as the evening
wore on because . . . now, boys! As for other
events, Carlson remembers Friday as a
series of U. S. Navy, chop suey, Dumbo,
Bourbon, & . . . well, well, flat on his face
(at least, that’s what Stevenson reports as
the main witness).

On a flying visit around the town during
his furlough from Chanute Field, art Pct-
tcr‘ino dropped in on the boys of Gamma
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Scene—41 crowded streetcar. A young lat
it: vainly groping for her purse to pay it
fair. A young man is standing nearby wix
anguish written plainly on. his handsmi
features

Young man—«“Pardon me, miss, but W
I pay your fore?”

Young lady-~“Sir!”

Several seconds of groping.

'l'oung minim“! beg your pardon agai
young lady, but won’t you let; me pay ym
fare?" ,

Young lady/“~“Why, I don’t even Imo
you, and anyway, I’ll have this purse opt-
in a minute."

Continued groping.

Young mommy] really must insist on pa
71m} your fare. You’ve unbuttoned my mi
ponders three times."

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home powder goes all witln'a bang; no"
goes on with a pull.
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Three’s a crowd; arid there were three,
lie, the lamp, and lovely she.
Two is. company, and no (1021le

'l‘lmt is why the lamp wont (bunt.

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lie—J‘Girlie, l have a confesaion to mak
I'm a married man.”

She»~“Gawd! You had me frightened.
thought you were going to say this car (it:
n‘t belong to you."

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lamp-“You look as if you were all it
Vance! What's wrong?"

Vance—“Last night I called on that nei‘
girl, Lorraine, l was telling you about. He
mother opened the door and let me inman
then and there she demanded to know whz
my intentions were.”

.lackm“'l‘hat must have been very emba
rassing."

Vance—"YES, but that wasn’t the WOY‘i
of it. Just as the mother had finished speal
ing, the girl shouted down the stairs, ‘Motl
er, that isn’t the'one’!”

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The despondcm old gentleman emerge:
jrom his club and climbed stiffly into In
luxurious limousine.

”Where to, sir?” asked the chauffeur r:
spectfully.

“Drive of; a, cliyff, James,” replied the 07.
gentleman, "I’m committing suicide.”

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A true music lover is a man who, upm
hearing: a soprano in the bathroom, put
his car to tho ltcyholc.

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“Lassie,” said the Scotch swain, “I’m goir
ta kiss ye."

“Mon Dieu,”
Parisian.

So the mon did!

exclaimed the cute littll

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LINES TO At LADY
Remember this advice, my sweet,
Memorize it completely:
llf ever you are indiscroct,
lie imllecrcet, discreetly!
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She was only a g‘mve~ilig;yor’s daughter»
but you ought to see. her lower the beer.
#4 ’l: 1h
Captain (on sinking vessel): “Does any
one know how to pray?”
Passenger: “1 do.”
Captain: “Well, you pray and the rest 0‘
us will put on the life-belts. We’re one shy.’
a: a: air 7':

Modern girl (telephoning home at. 3 a. in.)
"Don’t worry about me, mother. Fm a}.
right. Fun in jail.”

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dust remember now that a tomahawlt is
what it” you go to sleep suddenly and wait.
without hair, there is an indium with.

Elli? Milli