PAGE SEX ROLLICKING FIRE PROTECTS During the recent Xmas holidays a few of the boys of the Peon clan decided to take matters into their own hands and find out just how the shellac joint clique lives. “Bubbles" Bechtolt decided to see how many difl'erent women he could (late up in seventeen days. Due to a limited amount of space we can’t publish the full list of his “guineas” but we want to give you a few of the. highlights, via, La Verm- (3 times) Jeanette, Esther (2 titties), and Virginia (the girl with the wooden leg). Said La Verne was the Social Butterfly‘s New Year’s Eve date and drank poor Bubbles under the proverbial table. in contrast to this ac- tion, Guzzler Koighcr spent his evenings (seven o’clock in the evening to seven o’clock in the morning) in numerous and sundry bars in Metropolitan Chicago. JOLTING JUICERE The senior clectrimls are getting their clothes pressed, their shoes shined, are learning to comb their hair again and pol- ishing up their manners. Such unheard—oi activities for a group of Armour men is due to the fact that next semester the new ior juciers will spend each 'l‘ucstlay and Thursday at Lewis Institute. The radio and electronics courses are to be moved to the west side campus, and the juicers are issuing fair warning to the Lewis students: “We are taking over?” Although the senior olectricals must how .to the senior civils as far as wildness is concerned, the juicers will attempt to give the civlls a few pointers in the liner arts of wolfing, a la Armour. Jerome I). Pinsky, senior ENE. claims a record for having taken out the greatest number of different women in the least time. Five in seven days, he inhibits; the two blank days were due to the fact that he ran out of clean shirts, but not out of women. Anyone who contests lil’s claim or believes his record is better is welcome to forward any evidence to this column, 1‘5 55% 9h 1!: (lur good friend, Johnny Cotter, took the holidays as an opportunity to join Euclc Sammy’s battle. wagon batmlioz‘hs‘! We‘re sorry to see Johnny leave this iernt but we mum, say that the, young lady that has replaced “Slingin’ Johnny“ is not hard to lake at all-whet at allll As a matirr of fact, we want to take this space to publicly com- pliment Mr. Kelly on his excellent choice. Sure, Johnny was a good kid, but goal:— he didn’t have a cute figure? 11' you happened to be in the “call" last Friday aft you undoubtedly saw two gum drooling all over one of the (aisles. Cl er observation revealed that the emu-cc oi dis-l turbance was an innocent looking little mag. twine—Film Fun, January issue. The whole thing started when Jackie “Where‘s My Kncepads“ Soi'cnson and “Wild Bill” Wad- dington got hold of this literature and start— ed reading the pictures. After about two quick looksies (nicer gutteral noises were heard accompanied by ecstatic, delirious, im- becllic grins. After about three more min- utes of deep and enthusiastic study the boys jumped out of their chairs and ran out of the cafeteria screaming “Endimxa Harbor, here we come!” 51: 3‘s =l< a: Cupid has again invaded the ranks of the civils, but this time has dealt a mortal blow. The victim is Irwin “Red” Lachman who has announced his intentions of being join- ed in holy matrimony to Shirley Stelnberg on February 1, weather permitting. sic wk >2: 9.: Every morning at 7:59 they can be seen walking on 33rd street arm-in-arm. They reach the institute, bid each other fond farewells, and Josephine Cody, goes to work in the registrar’s office. Ralph Rose goes to the lunch room, there to mope until she shows up for lunch. No one sees him go to class, but walk into the lunch room at any time of the day, and there he is, watching the door. Ahhhhhh, this thing called love. SGOE’ER SNGOPE’RS Without exception, every student in the architectural department has a pet gripe, criticism, or bouquet directed at. the archi' tectural department. So far, these have been passive; that is. they have been confined to student gatherings. These criticisms, or whatever you Wish to dub them, can be constructive, but only if they reach the hands of the faculty. The AAS is supplying the mechanics for effecting this. At 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, January 20. there will be an open forum between the faculty and the students of the architectural department in the club room of the Art Institute. The AAS representatives will, on Tues- day. January 3, distribute cards to the stu- dents of their respective classes, and, on Thursday, January 15, will collect these cards. On these cards they would like to have each student write down his criticism. gripe, or bouquet. and insofar as possible, his reasons for entertaining that idea. The reason for using the cards is two—fold: first, we recognize the fact that too many stu— dents are reluctant to express their thoughts in the presence of faculty membersmwith written cards, the student may express his thoughts without fear of incrimination; and secondly, we wish to give the faculty an op- portunity to carefully evaluate each state» ment before meeting us at the forum. Upon collection, these cards will be turn- ed over to the faculty where they will be classified and evaluated; 50, for the sake of simplicity in handling, express one idea on each card. If you have more than one idea, use more than one card. Remember, you need not sign your name to the card~but we expect at least one card from each stu- dent. The outcome of this forum is bound to be a better understanding of the principles upon which the school is founded, a better understanding between the faculty and the student body, and improved presentation of material - all worthwhile things for which to strive. The faculty has pledged its utmost cooperation in this matter, but the ultimate success is contingent upon co— operation from us students—~80 let’s get behind it and push. ANN EBRlA’l‘Ell. Willa fluorite Mani GQDS Boll Crcagan and Tom Cairns Fond recollections of fraternity life at Armour, from the depths of an armchair in front of an embering New England fire- place: Alpha Sig’s former president, Earle Huxhold, dashing into Schommer’s office trying to decide whether to attend class, preside at a meeting, or try to tease George out of some mor? money; Triangle‘s presi— dent, John Wood, trying to save his new hat from total destruction by Ace and Suds; Phi Kap proxy Paul Bucrckholtz trying to outdo the Home brothers at the B.0.N. clubrooms: l)clt~vicc~pres. iiill Suthers and Pat mvinging it at the Dell. i-lallmve’en par— ty; Pi Kap President, George Hoff. paint» ing walls and sanding; floors during house cleaning; Buddha Willman explaining IT in the song “Like a Herring, lT was Dead"; Larry McGill rushing Art Hallo-u; Bill Plen— gcy winning the interfratemity relay by a few steps; Bill Vizard walking (rather rap- idly) to the Alpha Sig house at 4 a. m.» with companions; Frank Hull arizhing for an early “Joe” class; Dick Taylor visibly epitomizing Shangr‘i-la for Gay, and vice versa: Dick (The Lippi Dunu’orth telling Dorothy that he has a fraternity pin; Doug Snyder painting the street light black be cause it lit up the Pi Kap dorm; Ed Curmu- dy yelling “Author!" in the “Civic" during “Carmen”: Sonny Sundstrom arguing with Billy Goetz about bedsprings in class; Doug Leavenworth escourting h is; “steady” through ’I‘riangle’s front door; Ed Moore telling Helene about his holdup; Delis Ek- strom, Rice, and MacMasier singing their own derangements on the Phi Kap lawn; Louis Philipps telling Gene goo-by; Harry Heidenreich touchballing with a sprained leg and a wrenched back; Kerney and Hack- barth conferring on an overdue problem; Charlie Wright being toasted farewell by the Phi Kaps and not an eye was dry as the glasses; Jerry Stebbins lying in the hos- pital after a bad fall on Ogden field; Gene Clears gentlemaning a rushee into T.X.; Will Lease philosophizing at the Legion; Greek Letter Joseph College having a splen- did time just being with his fraternity brothers, and knowing that his fraternity house is the Utopia he was looking for and is going to regret leaving, recognizing the fact that he can never take it with. him or ever regain that intimate, careless, genuine friendship which makes life itself an ex- cellent reason for being happy. The main vacation activity of the Baeda- Hans took place at the “beer bust” at Bud Carlson’s. on Dec. 23. For conversation, wom- en, wine, and women were (dis)CUSSED——- as well as other topics. Several new verses to a song were composed during the eve, renditions of which have been going the rounds since the return to classes. Bill Brown gave out with one of the highlights of the meeting with his impersonations of Chas. Laughton, Ronald Colman, and, EDSR. GODDEEiSES Helen ll. Max-mullo Now that the New Year's Resolutions are llllzlflt‘wflll‘ only thing: left to do is to keep (ht-ml! Since the holiday season seems to be a convenient time for meetings, the actives of Kappa Phi Delta sorority had a little get- to-gcther out at Mae Kruger-”e home. At which time they found out that a lab tech- nician isn’t at all bad when it comes to the culinary arts. During the Christmas holidays the alum- ni of Kappa Phi Delta held their meeting at the home of Elizabeth nixon. All of the newly initiated alumni" members were pre- sent, including Mickey Walker, who was in town for the holidays. Florence Alder, an alumni member of the Kappam, had a surprise birthday party given in her honor at the home of Howie lit-mop; last Saturday. Elizabeth Little Snyder, 21 graduate of 1940, became the mother of a son last Nov. ember 10. Phillip Sydney Snyder is the babe’s full title. Our best wishes to the Snyder family. During the holidays the Sigma Beta Thom girls had a party at the home of Lorraine l’indras. After refreshments were served, the girls enjoyed an evening ol‘ ice-skating. (Ali’s well that ends well!) (Edie note: Are you kiddin’?) To complete their holiday rendezvous, on January 2, the Signals decided to try their luck at bowling. Reports weren’t very good ~—with the exception of Elinor Wick. Her score was 160” Mrs. Stevens, the sorority sponsor, spent her Christmas holidays teaching the coops the fundamentals of English. Sigma Omicron Lambda sorority has planned to hold a Pre-Initiation Council, on January 18, at the home of Helen Mlarzullo. Lorraine Hamm, an alumni member of the sorority, and Charles Reinhardt were married on December 17. A reception was held at the home of Miss; Hamm’s parents. Heartlest congratulations to you! Christmas holidays were not very excit- ing for Senior Activities Chairman Sylvia Welsh), she spent them in the hospital. An appendectomy was the cause of her long stay. High hopes for a speedy recovery, Sylvia! “Well, folks, that’s all there is; there isn’t, any more.” Stinky Johnson nearly fell in the barrel with anticipation, and Howie Reiaer had to forego his prestidigita’tin’ as the evening wore on because . . . now, boys! As for other events, Carlson remembers Friday as a series of U. S. Navy, chop suey, Dumbo, Bourbon, & . . . well, well, flat on his face (at least, that’s what Stevenson reports as the main witness). On a flying visit around the town during his furlough from Chanute Field, art Pct- tcr‘ino dropped in on the boys of Gamma tho. . .\ ‘ more "to van t , rativarltwwva‘; = rear: cinnamon .. rw wanna all my . i 'lxams‘! No exams! Vocational Nil vat lions! Army! Navyl Marinara! Air Cow Fifteen degrees below zero! lintorv‘im Gradmallow-«whim? Yeah! We a Senior! grant to ill a in all .1 ii I) 8 Scene—41 crowded streetcar. A young lat it: vainly groping for her purse to pay it fair. A young man is standing nearby wix anguish written plainly on. his handsmi features Young man—«“Pardon me, miss, but W I pay your fore?” Young lady-~“Sir!” Several seconds of groping. 'l'oung minim“! beg your pardon agai young lady, but won’t you let; me pay ym fare?" , Young lady/“~“Why, I don’t even Imo you, and anyway, I’ll have this purse opt- in a minute." Continued groping. Young mommy] really must insist on pa 71m} your fare. You’ve unbuttoned my mi ponders three times." :1: :1: it: it: home powder goes all witln'a bang; no" goes on with a pull. ll: 2!: ur- it Three’s a crowd; arid there were three, lie, the lamp, and lovely she. Two is. company, and no (1021le 'l‘lmt is why the lamp wont (bunt. ill 2}: 1!: wit lie—J‘Girlie, l have a confesaion to mak I'm a married man.” She»~“Gawd! You had me frightened. thought you were going to say this car (it: n‘t belong to you." 4: xi: It! a lamp-“You look as if you were all it Vance! What's wrong?" Vance—“Last night I called on that nei‘ girl, Lorraine, l was telling you about. He mother opened the door and let me inman then and there she demanded to know whz my intentions were.” .lackm“'l‘hat must have been very emba rassing." Vance—"YES, but that wasn’t the WOY‘i of it. Just as the mother had finished speal ing, the girl shouted down the stairs, ‘Motl er, that isn’t the'one’!” :1: iii at: ’k The despondcm old gentleman emerge: jrom his club and climbed stiffly into In luxurious limousine. ”Where to, sir?” asked the chauffeur r: spectfully. “Drive of; a, cliyff, James,” replied the 07. gentleman, "I’m committing suicide.” il€ Y‘fl It: xl1 A true music lover is a man who, upm hearing: a soprano in the bathroom, put his car to tho ltcyholc. =24 1% 3?- :l: : “Lassie,” said the Scotch swain, “I’m goir ta kiss ye." “Mon Dieu,” Parisian. So the mon did! exclaimed the cute littll ii: Sic if LINES TO At LADY Remember this advice, my sweet, Memorize it completely: llf ever you are indiscroct, lie imllecrcet, discreetly! ii: ' >l< lit She was only a g‘mve~ilig;yor’s daughter» but you ought to see. her lower the beer. #4 ’l: 1h Captain (on sinking vessel): “Does any one know how to pray?” Passenger: “1 do.” Captain: “Well, you pray and the rest 0‘ us will put on the life-belts. We’re one shy.’ a: a: air 7': Modern girl (telephoning home at. 3 a. in.) "Don’t worry about me, mother. Fm a}. right. Fun in jail.” a: :2 e a dust remember now that a tomahawlt is what it” you go to sleep suddenly and wait. without hair, there is an indium with. Elli? Milli