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DECEMBER 16, 194.].

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I have before me a little blank page. The
which I have to fill. 80 wander on my little
pen and lead me where you will.

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Mary: “Scientists say that every time a
boy kisses a girl it takes; five minutes off
his life.”

Tony: “Let’s knock off a couple of days.”

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“Evesdropping again,” said Adam as his

wife fell out of a tree.

‘9' MERRY "
He gazed admiringly at the beautiful
dress of the leading chorine.

"Who made her dress?" he asked his;

companion.
“I'm not sure, but I think it was the
police."
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She‘s this!
thc like
kind at
of look
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girl

" CHRISTMAS "

An optimist is the mwsmokmg husband
who thinks his wife has given up cigar-
ettes because he finds cigar butts around
the house.

"‘ AN” “’

Cindcrc]Iau“Godmothcr. do i
leave the ball at midnight?"

Fairy—“Elton swearing, child. or
won’t go at all.”

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The scene was in the, reading room of at
large public library. A saintly looking man
was reading birth and death statistics. Elud-
denly, he turned to the man on his right and
said, “Do you know that every time i
breathe a man dies?”

, “Very interesting," replied the stranger.
“Why don’t you chew gum?"
* MOET t

High heels, according to {Envisioning}: Mom
icy, were imvcnted by a woman who had
been kissed on the forehead.

HAPPY ‘1'

Slowly she opened the iorgge door in
front of her. Tho-re was a prayer on ltcr
lips, for this was her only remaining climatic.
Once through the door she slowiy raised
her cyes and then came- to an abrupt atop.
Directly in from. of her stood a roaghiook-
ing man dressed in a white cloak. The cloak
was covcrcd with blood and in his hand the
mam held a huge knife. For a moment all
was silent, than the beautiful maiden mid
yilcadingly, “Have you no heart?”

“No!” the whitmrobed monster snapped
out.

“Then give me a pound of liver," she said
stopping up to the wuntcr.

* NEW ’5
Her boy friend was one in a thousand,
And everything went along fine;
Until one day he discovtred
The other nine—ninetymine!
"‘ YEAR “i

”I've stood about enough,” said the hu—
morist as they amputated his legs.

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have to

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“Where are you going to eat?”
“Let’s eat up the street.”
“No, I don’t like asphalt.”

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I took her riding—-she was a little angel,
and walked basic.

I took her boat riding—she was a little
rmgel, and swam back.

I took her aeroplane riding—the little
devil.

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A preacher walked into a saloon, ordered
milk, and by mistake was served a milk
punch.

After drinking it, the holy man lifted his
eyes to heaven and was heard to say: “Oh
Lord, What a cow!

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In some things they “finis,”
In some the curtain flops,
in others they say “exit."
But pcrsonally i just stops.

0H MEN!

 

Win @icaka Had A Word igloo It:

GODS
Bob Cruagan and Tom Cufoas

Phi Kappa Sigma held an election last
Monday and the following tried and true
sons of Phi Sigma were elected: lWeoidcnt
Paul Bucrokholm, ’t’ico l’rcoidcnt Richard
Taylor, Secretary Frank Hull, {l‘i-easux'cr
Leo Orsi. The outgoing officers deserve a
vote of appreciation from the chapter and
we hope the new men do as well as did their
predecessors.

Alpha oigm Phi elected officers for the
coming year at their last formal meeting.
The new officers are as follows: i’waiaent
‘William Plexigcy, “Vice Prcaidcnt Donald
Maillot-k, Secretaries Bob l’icpenbi'ook and
Roulette Douglass, Corresponding filocrclzary
‘llnrry Gillespie, Treasurer John Rcifiscnwc-
her, Stcwart Mark Donnell, Ph-dgc Manager

(,‘lomlc Anderson, Housmnanugcr Elliot
Gage, Publicity Agent Ray Smith, and

Prcsidcmiu! committcc, fill llamhroa and
lint) From-h.

The Alpha Sign celebratcd their 96th on-
nivcmary not; 5th with an olmmxi smoker.
The alumni came in droves to be outer-
tained by Clem the magician. The Alpha
Sig quintet rendered a few heart breakers.
The big Winter Informal was well attend
ed by fraternity men. Several of the hous-
es held dinner parties before the Alvino
Roy Hop.

Delia Tm: Malta had a soul warming and
stomach filling dinner at their house before
the big dance. Sonny Wciscman was a we]-
come guest and a lenient chaperon. Dclt
Ell Moore was relieved of his coat, watch,
money and matches by a couple of darkies
who pretended they were shaving himm
they hold a knife against his neck. A watch-
man, paid by Armour, would be a nice ici-
low to meet walking along 33rd St. every
nite.

The ping pong tournament is still in

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iiiclcn F. IWKM'ZIIHU

The National Emergency hm: created a
[El‘tlillt patriotic fooling among the goddcsnes
at. Lewis. They are ready for workwrcal
world!

Girls from every sorority will volunteer
for classes in nursing and first aid; knitting
and sewing; and also, food preparation. For
t'urtllmr infornwtlon as to what. you (um do
sec .llloronoc Mom. They're going to “Keep
"Em Flying!"

Now for some “local” sorority news . . .

Sigma Bum Theta had their monthly/meet-
ing on Sunday, December 14, at tho home
of Betty Kennedy. At this meeting, the
pledges received their instructions. for Hell
wcok duties which started yesterday.

sigma Omicron Lambt‘ias are also making
preparations for Hell week and the initia-
tion of their pledges. Pledge Mistress Mary
Ann Knirsch will reveal her secrets to the
pledges daily. Ethel Warm and Lorraino
l’ouas, alumnae members of the Sigma 01ml.-
rmn Lambda sorority. will give a bridal
shower in honor of sorority sister, Lorraino
lithium. who is also an alumna. Lorraine and
Charles Reinhardt Jr. have planned to be
married in the near future.

Lillian Snodgrass, another alumna, had a
tonsil operation. from which she is recov-
orimg very nicely.

The Kappa chpico have been bowling
again-«and the girls are improving. They
can really “pin” them down!

Plans; for informal intitiation are loom-
ing on the horizon! Eileen Robinson will
take charge of the affair.

Orchids to the sorority girls that wore
ushcrcttes at; the play last Wednesday. You
molly (lid lino giric.

So, until i soc you at the "Snow Drift”
(Friday, December 19, Lewis: gym, aponsor-
oil by Gamma Rho) so long for now.

 

   

Notwithstanding the rush of commands
duos, blackouts, Clirintmos shopping, "‘What
a Life!“ and tho informal. Wm Elm found
limo to practice, our typing: with the rcnalt
that we‘re blitzln' at a most opportune time.
do here’s the latest and last Wanda} of the
year.

It’s Jack and Jackio playing jacks togeth~
cz‘ again. In other words whcn “Thumb
Fan" Clmkoian, the Jack of Hearts, Jacks up
his Model A and sets a tcaiin’, it’s more
than likely to be headin’ toward the Carl
well hacienda. With Cadwcli. Cuipid, and
Chakoian on the beam, it sorta looks like
the C.C.C. is not so extinct after all. “South
of the border I rode back one day.”

Exemplifying the patriotic spirit of the
E. (with the) D.’l‘.’fi, Melvin Goya-ha relin—
quished his slip stick and plug gauge to
join the fight for democracy. Before he was
selective serviced, the lads from section C
gave Me! a pretty pipe to pull on in Pogo
Pogo or somewhere. Featuring the informal
presentation were “Olson” Gem and “John-
son" Harris giving out with an hilarious
pantomime of the life of an E. D. '1‘.

“HEAT A LIFE

This week’s bouquet of verbal orchids
goes to all those people Who cooperated to
make “What a Life!" a swell Show. The kids
and kiddies really worked and their first
production of the year was well done. We
noticed several Lewisome twosomes trippin’
through the chill to audit Grace Prewitt’s
smooth vocalizing and to View our Barry-
mores and Cornells in action. Dave Easter,
who still owes “Bubbles” Bartusck a coke
after that fatal bowling match, escorting a
suburban dream in red by the name of
Elaine; Bob ‘Somay’ Tandmp taking time
out from hiding Mary ilinkc’s books to in-
tmduce little Audrey to drama a la HT;
Clam Fowler and Dick Brown represent-
ing the “steadys”; Jack Halloran and Alum-
nus Chuck Reinhardt also giving the fairer
sex a break.

Interesting sights of the evening . . .
Handsome Rog Friewer sittin’ all alone and
lonely . . . Gracie Taglicri’s cute girl friend
Omrinne . . . Mary Flasher getting beat up
on the stage without Boynton around to
comes to the rescue . . . Vi “Smiles" flikich
and the other exquisitely clad usherettes
making us wonder how Andy Frain stays

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in business . . . 3m; Minga convincing every»
one on the way home that the car was on
fire only to find out that he had forgotten
the, cork tip belonged in his mouth.

A NYTH I NC. FOR SCI ENCE

Mm. Marjorie, lmson has made her con-
tribution to national defense. She patrioti—
cally parted with a very essential bobby-pin
so that Dr. Uotmtryman‘s experiments could
proceed smoothly. While on this defense
subject, we may suggest that it the army
needs men, the chief of staff sec Norm Khan»
asch because he has some very quaint ideas
on how to outnumber the enemy.

We‘ve learned recently whore Luzon is,
but we’d still like to know who the semi-
drapcd Indian is in Vi 'i‘ukich’s locker. Our
guess is Lawrence of Arabia sitting on a
V8. Have a look yourself. While we’re
speaking of lockers in the Sigma row, have
you noticed how Hank Busalaechi, Si Salk
and Tony Salvatore spend a good deal of
their time serenadin’ Sigmac? Almcat as
bad as Chakoiim and Kilfoy with the Kappa
ch’pics and Howie Raiser in Lambda line.

ANOTHER YEAR GONE BY

Recently birthdays rolled around for
five of our kiddies. Congratulations are
therefore in order to Bernice Faik, Clam
Fowler, Blanche Fried, Sid Sher, and Im-
bel Wislicngrad. Ain’t it Swell to grow old?

'i‘lflltili NEWS does it’s bit for Uncle!
These saving scribes are letting the coke
and peps bottles accumulate and putting the
deposit obtained therefrom into a fund.
They still haven’t decided whether the
USO or the field house fund will benefit
from their thrift.

“Moi-codes reports succcfés——Another coed
says, “Vest” Yes, another Lewis lovely is
to make “that last journey” down the mid
die aisle very soon. It’s straight stuff but
you’ll have to guess who it is. Thus another
campus romance will blossom into “living
happily ever after." Watch your “570%
NEWS for further exclusive details.

Wishing you the conventional “Happy
Holidays" and reminding you to glide into
vacation time at the Gamma Rho. Snow
Dirt, we'll say good-bye until next; year. It’s
been swell working for you. Make your
New Year's resolutions, soc your dentist
twice: a year, and. we'll be back in ”iii.

THE SEXTH COLiJMNiS’iJ

 

   

in again! Ont again!

We motioned to school last Monday (tho
ll group, that is) only to cntor into talk and
action and finally approval on a Chimititmao
vacation. [to originally oclicdulcd no «Bimini»
mas vacation woo in piionpoct, but only vis-
sions. of bonito and rcpoi'to, otcotc 'a. In fact,
it hogan to look like, a repetition of the
early yours of tho co-op soimp when mono
of Its over thought oi“ having more than
two days oil, Doc. Eli; and Jan. 1. lint tlmca
arc dill‘oront' now and we ARE getting a va»
cation this your, from the afternoon of Doc.
24 to Monday, Jan. 5.

The honorary fraternities are drafting
members from the class of ’43. Now proud-
ly sporting the Carnot Cycle pledge pins
and traditional bandana, wrench and whis-
tlc of Pi Tau Sigma, national honorary
mechanical engineering fraternity, are Vic-
tor Schollszchmiqli, 4A, Gomgo Adams; in,
and Gerry Guclwl, ill

Wayne McCullough received recognition
for athletic prowess: by being initiated into
Honor 1.

Pi Nu Epsilon, the musical honorary, is
currently pledging Melvin Kori-cl, 4A, llllal
Ogilla, till, Don ll‘mc, Ill}, and llcrt Milloviilc,
till. These men can be recognized by the
LARGE treble clef which follows them ev-
erywhere, or else!

During.r the previous work period Mort
Millcvilic, tilt, and Pottery Vamdorl‘locg, an.
were initiated into Tau Beta Pi, the national
zillucngincering honorary association. Tau
Bate is the oldest. and most distinguished.
of engineering honorarica and the selection
of these two men is the highest honor to
them and to the co-ops an a whole.

(lorry Guckcl went all the deep end last
Thanksgiving day. He wag: married and
now becomes Benedict No. 2 of the junior
class. Also caught in the rush wore Lou
Wongcl, 2E5, Rob ‘Wlndatrup, 5B, John Dam
son, 5B, 'l‘ony Voiaitia, 5AA, Henry Alderaon,
5A, Wm. Grocn, 5A, and, Roy iifli'iclwon, 53.
At this rate, bachelors will, be few and far
between.

Merit again brings its reward. The 21%.
co-ops in Dr. El. Al. mailings (liil’crcntial
vcotiationa clans promoted him with an elcc~
tric clock clock; before they wont; hack to
their john. The accompanying card was in~
scribed, “from tho co-ops to a line teacher."
'lfhic lo the third such material mark of dis~
tinction tcndcrcd to Er. Giddinga by his
classics and rcprcocnto a high trihnto to his
interest in tho co—ops and to his ability to
put his subject across.

At the second annual meeting of the
Wranglers last Monday, officers for 1942
were elected. The new members of the
board are as follows: Ed Clarke, 4B, chair-
man; Ellsworth Packard, all, vice chairman;
Ken Shearer, 1m, program secretary; Milton
Planner, 3B, recording secretary; George
Adams, 41’», treasurer; and Ed Opila, 4B,
parliamentarian. Wranglers will wind up a
very busy year with a dinner at the Swedish.
club Friday night. Honorary members John
J. Schommor, Leonard J. Lease, and Dr.
Sanford B. Mocch will help the fellows to
put away the smorgasbord.

NOTES: All, except first year co-ops are
eligible to join the American Society of
Mechanical Engineers. Applications are now
being handled by Ed Hanuslm for the 513’s,
Bob Erickeon for the: 4B’s, and John Briggs
for the 313’s. Return your forms this week.
Friday is the dead-line for the co-ops . . .
A good many co-ops were Seen at the IIT
dance Friday at the Sherman, especially the
18’s. It is good to see the freshmen take
hold so quickly, but then they are an un-
usually bright and spirited lot. HRH. will,
try to meet his little charges for a pow-wow
sometime during the week. What class
would you like to ditch, fellows? . . .

This; is the last column of E. E’. Hanusim
who retires to his books.- again after an ab-
sence of three years. After all, graduation
is upon us and one, has to make sure one
graduates. Eifi’s friend and colleague, Bert
Mlllcville, will continue the co-op column
and havo something to say to you about its
future conduct in our next issue.

Him”?! Ho'iiiihl‘l’d