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Bob Macs. Charles Feller “hull Eamon. liege: 03::ch Bum Roster Advertising Managers Circulation Manager)! .. Circulation Assistant VOL. 28~NO. 11 DECEMBER 16, 1941 EQMMGN SEl‘lfiE . . . Like a cue ball ricochetlng about a. pool table, the hysterical forces of Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Japan rebounded from the irresistible legions of China and Russia last week to loose their two trated anger on the United States. As one man, the population of this country has rallied to the single purpose of annihilating them Let us think clearly. The problem of self-presewa» tion against the onslaught of the modem war mach- ine is fraught with complexities. Ours is perhaps the most difficult task of all, for as nearly as can be found on this planet we are a freesthinlzing no. tion. Our task is not only to fight more efficiently than the enemy, but to retain through and after the hell of it the phenomenon of l30,0ll0,000 in— dependent minds. Democracy cannot survive the present crisis if America does not have an almost fanatic faith in its heritage, a faith which is deeper, truer, and more tenacious than any devotion which a Japanese or a Nazi might have for totalitarianism. The thoughts of every American must constantly dwell on the vigorous maintenance and amplification of democv racy in America, so that our strength may he moral as well as material. We must never forget for a single moment that America has another enemy fully as great as the nations with which we are now at war. We must never relax our vigilance toward this psychological enemy dwelling constantly within ourselves insidiously suggesting that the civil liber- ties framing our way of life be temporarily for» gotten. We must insist that labor’s legitimate rights to organize freely, and to bargain collectively be pro» tected. We must stamp out wherever it looms, the sup- pression of the American’s right to constructively criticize the government’s war and peace plans. That right exists nowhere else in the world but in America and in Britain. The annihilation of that liberty in the totalitarian countries is one of the .,ARTHUR MIN'WEGEN ’ TECHNOLOGY NEWS BECEMBER 16.. 19M mighty forces now causing their rot and decay. We must be over alert to prevent selfish interests from hampering vital output and causing unreason- able increases in wages and prices. And finally. after OUR VICTORY, we must see to it that never, never can there be a peace dictated as that of the first World War. A repetition of the mistakes the Allies made then will only lay a foun» dation for World War III. The insurance of equit» able access to raw materials and markets for all peoples and the elimination of the opportunity for the present aggressor powers to ever again threaten the world’s peace MUST BE ACCOMPLISHED. TB. SLAQKER? . . . A word of caution at this time is perhaps apropos to the engineering student seeking draft exemption against allowing the application of the word “slucl<~ or” by uninformed albeit well meaning citizens pre- vent tho student finishing his technical education. Slacker is a common phrase in war times that automatically springs to everyone’s lips when they cannot easily and tangibly see evidence of another’s sincere efforts to protect his country in the best way he knows how . Both the national government. and industry res. lize the importance of the engineer and the student engineer in swelling America’s and allied powers’ military might, For ever ' man at the from it is es- timated that 87 are required to remain behind and equip him, Don't underestimate the importance of President l-leald’s remarks on the fourth column of this page. The prospective ability of the student engineer to increase the cunning of America’s war implements should outweigh the influence of idle words flung from idle minds. '1‘. ll. filflE‘MNE CHAW’ER Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This broad- cast is coming to you from the scene of the greatest brawl ever staged by ye old lllinols Tech. Yea man but verilylll '1‘0niglit”s battle is taking place between Butch Mc"echawk and half the beautiful girls in the city of Chi and surrounding territory. Referee Roy and company has brought the two into the center of the i‘ing-Wliut tlellnltclymhe raises his batch and their oil. One of the first things that caught our eye as we entered the arena was a quicky glimpse of Lil Snod. grams and her latest—«u yoke] boy who seems to know all the tricks of the game. Cluude Anderson having himself a but time in the old town with his pretty Armour secretory, Joan Luna, Doc Davey making a very impressive entrance with dclovely Min-y Rim hanging onto him with that, certain look in her eye. Frankie Epsilon (remember him?) and Helen Mic-him (who doesn‘t remember her?) floated around the baryon“. as in days of old. Tech News well represented with everyone from the editor to the kitchen sink swinging and swaying to the scintillating rhythms of Alvie (we had to resort to the rhetoric in talking about your humble ser- vants). “Uncle John“ parading a colossal stogic about the jernt. Merrie Horwdm spending the whole evening wholing handsultind of expensive at $2.25 but plenty all right if you like that stufl‘. Couch licmic Meyer feeling so good hearted that he even let his first stringers steal a smoke or two. The Mechs of ‘40 there, too, Lonny Wolnlak, Gus Golan- dnk, Bill Moshiutcr, and all the rest of that gang of masher. The horse opery put on by Roy and company really laid “em in the aisles. Pretty Sylvia Wotsio enacting attention by just standing around and smiling in her own patched way, and then there were the King sister—~WOW!!! I’ll bet quite a few of the boys got called down by their dates because they paid too much attention to those four beautiful screwballs of rhythm. Oh yes, they sing, too, incidental but true. Saw Bella: and a gang of fellow frosh heading for Ye Ulde Rail—e bad habit for a fresh to develop, but we’ll forgive them because they showed the right “spirit.” There was to have been a queen pick- ed but this fell through, according to the committee, because of a slip up in the preparations, but we know different—picking a queen out of that bevy of lovelies was a job for a much braver man than any Illinois Tech man we can think of. The usually rough and ready civils were behaving like gentle men artists—drunk probably. What happened to some of these boys who swore on a stack of bibles that they ‘would be there,” but then petered out? Shame! Earle Huxhold and his fiancee, Viola look ing at each other as if they were all alone on the Sahara rather than in the middle of 1000 music hungry engineers and prospective engineeresses. And then the theme song for the last time and everybody leaving for parts unknown. It seems as though half of those at the dance went to Isbell’s and scared the daylights out of the waiters Who thought that another Courtney ax raid was on. And then to bed, tired, but happy to have attended this shindig deluxe and to have added another square foot of brickwork to the west wall of the new 117} fieldhouse. PRESMDENT HIEALD URQES DiSleWQN REtEdRDING ENMSFMENT Oi: ENWNEEM Xmas Roll Fares For Students Again Cut be increasing use by students of the reduced round-trip “College Special” fares prompted the rail- roads to again offer them for the school year of 1941—42. However, during the coming Christmas-New Year’s holidays the railroads re port that a very heavy volume of military furlough traffic is expect- ed and suggest that those who can possibly do so should travel on or before December 17, and on or af~ ter January 7. The “College Special” pl an makes a big saving possible for you by purchasing a round-trip ticket from your home town to college and return. Those who have already return portions of tickets purchased in the early fall should use them and then buy a new round-trip ticket at their home before coming back to col~ logo at the end of the Christmas vacation. The return portion of this new ticket. can be used on the trip from college to home, either at Easter or close of school. T Cites Vila! Need For Trained Technicians President Henry ’l‘ownley Heald has declared that for the duration of the war, “every person in the United States has a job, and the engineer has a special one.” Pres. lrleald shares the opinion with the majority of military and naval ofllcers: that future engin— eers can be of most service to their country, not by leaving school and volunteering, but by finishing their education so that they can competently fill both mil» ilury and behind—the-linc defense positions. We are now facing a shortage of engineers and in a very short time this situation will become acute. In the event of a long war, the country would have to recruit its engineers from the ranks of the students of today, and it therefore becomes a duty of every engineering student 1.0 fin- ish hisoducation. l'l'SA GRANT ”fill DANCE CLUll QEl'MNS ,FAMEE) PROFESSWNAL lNSTRUCTmR Closing the books on the very successful Turkey Trot, the Dance club continued its active social program by signing a contract recently with one of the citie's foremost professional dancing in- struclors. He is Mr. De World of the De Wald Studios, located on North Michigan avenue. Heretofore, the Dance club has been run on a non-profit, catch-asacatchncan has is, all duties being done by the students themselves. This year, an exception to the rule has been made. Because of a generous grant from the ITSA, the Club has been able to obtain the serv- ices of Mr. DeWald for the dura- tion of the scholastic year. This grant was made at the recom- mendation of President l-Ieald. What with the influx of girls from Lewis, St. Lukes, and other places, and the help of Mr. De- Wald, members of the Club would . appear to be assured of becom~ ing the nonpareil of socialdom. instructor Praised At his first session in the S. U. building the new instructor was a huge success. With a satisfaction amounting almost to ecstasy, President l—Ierman Taucbau de- clared that the obtaining of Mr. DeWuld’s services is the best thing that ever happened to the Club. From the freshman wall- VV ”45' V VV'W others We, W’c Footuvc idolimom @hvlsl‘mus fluids llQh’i AbfiflhThAEldl El Quartile Full 3%: TONY ‘VVONS BOXES 510:: and M00 Zlc, and 29c Eversharp and Scheeltier FOUNTABN PEN £1 PENCIL SETS $2.95 and up flower to the blasc senior who considered himself a past, master of the art of dancing, all present at last week’s meeting had noth- ing but praise for Mr. DeWald. From now on the Dance Club will meet every Wednesday at 5 instead of the semi-monthly pol. icy followed in past years. At this time there will be a period of dance instructions with classes for beginners, intermediate and ad« vancod. Following this each time will be at short informal dance. ASME MEMBERS HEAR STEEL TALK The principal speaker before the ASME. meeting last Friday, was Chief Metallurgist Booth of the Jackson Iron 8; Steel. Company. His lecture stressed the important progress that has been made in the steel industry since its incep~ tion. Mr ’Booth began with a brief histoty of pig it on production and its origin. He described how the steel industry began in the United States and gradually grew to the mammoth size that it has reached today. A. remarkable comparison was struck between the early equipment and quality of the pro duct and the presenoday equip ment and quality wwy‘vv‘v W WV “V .ll- SEEley 3453 ézAmfikA @REEN‘W@@®% llflfllfi SWilElE 1953 W. Madison Street (In The Lewis Building) Since 1915 A3 db. 55th ~r’». . A