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SEPT. 30, 1941
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Life was \vondcrfulwgct up, go to work,
takc it easy all day-”coma home, and thou
«lo whatever you darn well plcaee. What
1:: life! Yes sir, a Utopia to outehlne all om-
?piav. But just about the time a guy started
to settle down to this; beautiful vxlstancc a
'hom'ilolo cloud loomed overhead, an omin-
ously dark cloud which seemed to he chuck
Full of gory looking lntog 'al signs, change
of enthalpy equations, ghastly chemical co-
netions, endings fire insurance tables, com-
plicated strcns diagrams, and 1.2th but not
least, splattered thoroughly with the coun-
tonances of all the ‘tmublenomc‘ prom,
(those that inalnt that homework he in on
time or not at all). This black blotch awoke
me from my glorious dream and changed mo
from a free, happy, contended, happy-go.
lucky individual to just another gallcy
slave. Gad, what a horrible year to look
forward to! You, too? Me too.

How they spent their hummer: Ralph
Rose had a swell time trying to see how
many trains he could derail an a switcher
in the railroad yardstally Grow put his
time to excellent use by trotting out to
New York (under the pretense of going to
Work) and getting himself engaged! Nice
work if you can get it. Rog; Mueller spent
the lti weeks acquiring himself El gorgeous
henna mustache. Bet it’ll take the boys “a
lot less time to remove it! We understand
that Eill'lv‘Jnti-ivn was employed at Riva".
View park and that it was his; duty to take
the rides with any unencortcd females; that
desired this extra service it eecme that
Bill’s aid was mainly desired by old maids,
etc, out for a fling! Roman Mania/tn spout.
his dayl; conducting a surveyma leg survey
on one of our Chicago beaches. The lllinolc
Central employed lion Maliasvm an a niglu
clerk but Bob did a lot more night work
than that. mother- Welsmn:m~—l beg your
pardon, its Dean Weinsman nowwlanded
himself one of last year‘s Lev/l3; grads, Jane
Goclct, as his own, very own, private secre—
tary. Looks like Sonny is rapidly crashing
the ranks of the aristocrats. Ludwig Hein-
hold, who was to have returned as; n it“.
juicer, has been granted a lengthy vacation
from the hard undergraduate grind h‘y hie
selective service board. Not to be outdone,
‘Carl Pooch-son, would be 51'. mech, went out
and got himself a life sentence in the form
of a classy looking doll. Boll) Sandstmm had
one heckuva time smearing green point all
over {Jump Armour and 'Vilas county, W’is.
in general. Benny it‘ll-end decided this sum-
mcr that he better improve the army digs
ciplinc so he’s left our family circle and is
now involved in activities with the chemi-
cal warfare division. PS. We pitty the one
my! Emil Galandalt devoted his summer to
one job~seeing his Martha each and every

ight—and he did pretty well from all indi-
cations. it seems that Milt Plova became in-
Lensely interested in agriculture this sum—
mer, and made a few trips out to Wiscon‘
sin to get a first hand picture from a cer-
tain Bernice. Frank .‘lcncius, Gunther Grieg
loci, and Bob Sullivan had a fine time mak-
ing it tough for the E.D.T. boys taking
bust lab. Midge Goluska took a course in bar
tending and got his master’s degree with
the greatest of case. And before we get
into this thing too deep and have to tell
about the boys; that worked as bookies, etc,
we’re gonna call it quits and leave the rest
up to your imaginations!

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PREBECTEON: The senior class hardball
team looks like a cinch to cop! Here we go,
starting off the semester by sticking our
necks out again!

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This boy Ray Leibrandt really has the
right spirit! He doesn’t find time to stick
around school too much since he’s got some
property to look atter out in Michigan and
it seems to require regular week-end atten-
tion. We wonder what kind of shape this
real estate linen—er, I mean What kind of
shape it’s in!!

(continued in column four)

TECHNOLOGY NEWS

PAGE NINE

 

   

Blitzkrieg swings into action again, on
this the Western front, and all is definite—
ly not quiet—what with these new blende-
shells descending upon our institution. Fell»
ing the lads one by one, are newcomers
Helen Gordon, Maxine Smith. Norma Coop-
er, and Mary Links. Does Modern Design
make the big difference?

36¢ #4 :lv lib

I j the early bird gets the worm, we’ve got
a whole passcl of the little fellows with this
8:10 Tevez‘lle ringing out tlwough the cowl
(107's every A.M. Despite this veritable Sem-
lrise Serenade, it does seem pretty doggone
nice to be back with our boohlolin’ boys
and girls, and teamed profs. . . both old and
new.

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Conspicuous by their absence are “Ace"
Perkins. “Red“ Cory, Boil) ”Weigh, “Sign”
Franck, and those sheepskin cnatchcrs who
are out catchin’ careers for themselves. And
speaking of sheepskin snatchei‘s, our pig-
skin catching classmate Elli” Bmiman is do.
lng all right for hinvself at Northwentern
and in the Mummy Evening Font, mo. .r’llda
and mick, however, snag top honors for the
first sentimental Hallowed Halls Hauntcrs.

But it’s back to work for you kldsi And
speaking of working wimmcn, ask lint Glam
helium how the Men in White situation
was. Seems that with a more twist of a test
tube as lab technician this summer, home
did right wellll . . . As also did lathe-l “fish.
ingi‘izd at the Univeroity of Wleconnin with
tho mam behind the book behind the desk
up in front oi" the class. Education is a
wonderful thing?!

Sam the twins Jackie and Lucien all Epic
N” Spanigh alter a sojourn in Mexico, look-
ing the place over . . . with George Inevi-
kmnlty and Jack Clinkfllafl looking all over
for the twins!

lil'l,‘ lmpmwcincnm

llzwe you seen that while? apron Romeo,
Pool“. Whinehill of the biology dcpmtmentfi

. And Women» Mons sitting in her little
highchair collecting the shccklco we ahell
out in exchange for a few vitaminc and
calories? On Tuesday's chill we so v {ionic
Anderson taking over. We hear tell licnny
has acquired some new office equipment
which includes mainly and above all a new
style of swingopntin‘ sweevsinging scorn
my namely and to wit, our own
Janie tioelctl! Take a letter!

John is sure hitting (1 new high in that
elevator of his, with that snappy nnéiwm.
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It would also seem that Stevenson is real-
ly here to stay! Hi Steve, you old store room
Sticklcl‘!

Sanity now,~—didn’t I see Marty Gordon
poking his handsome head around the cor-
nor??? Call for Mics Brown!

Poor Gamma. Rho row, With Unca’ Sam
and “God Bless America” gaining front and
center, Boll Meyer, Frank Dani, Stove Mon-
dak, Art POMLQI‘EHO, and dock Mailman are
the sole remaining brothers to blow the dust
of]? the empty lockers and act as stand in for
those missing links.

The chem. department really believes in
carrying a. good thing all the way. When re-
quested to retreat to the north end of the
building, they want me day on Chicago’s
north side; 01‘ is that care/"mg a good thing
too full?

Here’s a hit of homing around that’s one
for the buddies). Pilot“. Norm Khan-anon
pops up with a veritable Pegasus.- on wheels

. all of his own. There are rumors to
the ellcct that Eileen Robinson is all signed
up as jockey for this Man ‘0’ War. See you
at Hawthorne, Eileen! Also, why is Eileen
so column shy this year?

Bud Cut-[non and Dave Kenton bolstering
up Mary Flilfillol"fi courage in ideology,
’cause the tender-hearted soul can’t bear
to cut up little animals. Aw, cut it outll

linoliy Walter and Joe Minna acting like
lndinns again setting up light hon‘clmep-
ing in the cigar store. Ughl!

Our Put in out giving {hone Powers; 3 run
for their money these dayta. For further dc-
uillla, jtml ask Pat about those romantic
poses with Prof. Atom Smasher. In tech.
nicoloi', tool!

Sonny Wcilmnna’x still carrying on the
good worlc of the Elite Efficient Escort Se!"-
vice, with a» little cooperative competition
from Mr. filclnroihoiv . . . or did you of the
nonlh mmpus note the two lair coeds in
the faculty room last Wednesday??

So long, Rofit‘lllfll‘y! It’s been swell know-
ing you during your regime in the Coop
olficc. We'll skip the good luck angle ’cause
these fighlin' lrish just can‘t lose.

Well, like it says in the song, ”It All
Comes; Back to Me Now" . . . this business
of dirt digging, pen pushing, and dance di-
lemmusmhut we love it! And while in the
dance depart, keep your eye on the 24th of
October. The filigmas are the first group to
give out with an inaugural get-together
for the year '41-'42.

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With the advent of hundreds of neopl‘lyles
mm our médsts the uppcl'cluesmen have
when heart and are ready, willing and able
to old any of the forlorn tenderfeel. in
owner to chow their good intentions they
not-c filmed a little vocabulary of words.
No (loch; many of these words are new to
file freehmen and therefore this is a timely
subject

lilalPéi’l‘lClt-—a device used principally to
draw Straight lines and the name of the
joke column. Also, sometimes used to mul-
tiply and divide.

GREEN CAP—~21 small head adornment
which one wears with 01" without pants as
the sophomores deem necessary.

infill—Something that shouldn’t happen
to a dog.

VALEN’l‘lNE—nA short, brief note from
the dean advising one to step on the gas or
forever be on the outside looking in.

ECON—the Jerry Lester way of saying;
economics.

.l’lU‘lCERSWThose unhappy fools who fool
around with juice, an intangible substance
flowing through electric wires.

JARK—‘A bad name, but nobody knows
what it really means.

DEVZDERS—An instrument often used
to prick younneighbor into the more sensi-
tive parts of his body, sometimes compar-
ing distances on drawings.

BREEF CASES — containers to weight
down the left arm, or the right arm, contain-
ing handbooks and other invaluable scrip-
turcs.

PROF-MA person who tries to teach a
subject and should never be addresged with
any title lower than ”Dr."

QUlZwA periodical incident (or is it. acct
dent?) designed to torture a student‘s mind
by asking only those asinine questions we
don’t know.

OUCl’llillLL _. A printer‘s error from
a back issue, generally known as touchball.

CHEM. Lilli—”Where the professor raises
a Stink without getting angry.

THERMtD—«The study of hot and cold, as
interpreted by the quiz kids.

[lib—has nothing to do with night-life,
but refers to a drawing pencil.

litlUl’LlE—a physical status which has a
moment, caused by forces.

HEAVY l’lttlliRIleWhen you go to
school sixty hours a week and reserve your
homework for the weekends.

SPIEL—«ln German it means play, but
when applied to professor's it refers to a
speech.

LECTUREWThe professor's noble efforts
to put his pupils to sleep.

RESEARCH—Nobody can understand it
except he who does it.

SLUG—A practical engineering unit as
used in mechanics.

PROC'l‘0lh«~—The stooge who goes around
during exams to see that you don’t chew
your pencil.

EXAwal‘he disaster which culminates
a semester.

STEAM SHOVEmeAn institution of fifth
columnists who have been assigned to dig
up “dirt.”

       

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by Ted van Golder

Victor presents as the masterpiece of the
month the Red Seal Album (M801«DM801),
a. recording of Beethoven’s Concerto No. 3,
in C Minor (7). 37) with the Rochester Phil-
harmonic o'rchestm, Jose Ilwbi conducting
from the piano. Also a recording of Bach’s
Fantasia. in C Minor done by Jose Itul‘bi as
a. piano solo. Senior Ilwbi brings out in the
concerto all that could be desired in express-
ing one of the most popular and famous of
Beethoven’s vim-loll. He not only plays the
solo part but conducts the orchestra as well,
following a tradition which might have
been observed by Beethoven himself.

For the lovers of literature Cornelia Otis
liltinnm- has recorded an “llilthology of Eng“
lion Lyric Verne on Victor Album Milli).
Verses, poems, and oonnets by Shakespeare,
Milton, Shelley, Keats, Browning, Byron
and many others are to be found on the 3
twelve inch records in this album. Mine
llkimmr given these come of litoratnm lull
and ‘ , .. " ,,

'l.‘nrning in popular renown we found
“(lll't'lln loyal-l" dissed by Ali-t Jarrett, (lit-coin
imp: tho Into Hal Kemp’s: orchestra, in top
seller l‘on- Victor (275%). film; contlmicn
Helium Mylo in uslng tv-lplo-‘lmnguod trum-
pets. nintod clovlnvta, and Elllllt‘ll‘ml Saxon.
'l‘homs super filmoothion anoint Alarm .l‘amott
on tln- vocal and do a smooth job. Opposite
in “All Alum» and lioncly” hung hy Babe
Stuart, Lovely ol’ the Smoothies. Thin is a
own-t ballad which cannot fail to plvacv . . .
may lliwhin waxes “‘Yl‘linc Wan" (Columhin
362m), vocal honors by the Uhovonln. ’ll‘hc
“Magic Winger-5;" play a alupov sparkling; pl-
auo and tho Cliovonm do a line vowl. Dioc-
matv in “Sun-light, goodnight" Sung by
Tony ‘llmonard. ’llucliin ripples over“ tho
eighty-eight in u mummi- ntyled to make
this plattcr plcano all . . . Columbia gives
out with {50an somi-clnnnical boogie-woogio
with “in the Hall of tho Mountain King"
from Edward (Irving’s Poor Gynt eultw. Will
liratllcy room-(In thin (Col. 36286) with Ray
McKinley pounding; the chino all tho way.
Platter-mate in “From the Land 01? the 5-5le
llluo Water." This; pair will keep the joint
jumpin’.

'l‘. (for Tommy) llochy waxes “You. and
l" (Victor 27532) with ll‘l'ank Sinatra on
the Sing far-e. This is a bit of sweet swing
in the typical Sentimental. Gentleman man
ner. Reverse side carrieo “-ll‘roo for All”
with Frank Sinatra and the l’ict'l Pipers d0-
ing the vocal. This is another patriotic song
done in a stirring style. Dorsey will score
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Flzwh: Miss Niohin is no longer with us,
having given up scliolasticn for football! She
is now net-rotary to Elmer Hayden, pro
football czar-l How ahout a ticket to the
next Boar’s game, Helen old girl? . . . . . . .

Seems like cvcrything’s going up uowa»
days. Last summer the figure was 14 out of
25 while this summer it mounted to the in~ .
credible 26 out of :93. You still wondering
what we’re talking about? It concerns the
clearly beloved Dr. llx'athwohl’s Flank Rate
in analytical geometry. AMEN.

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You, too, can set up light housekeeping.
The only requirement is an engineering
degree. Charlie McAleer, Fred DeMoney,
Wally Molda, and Roy Jacobson—all gradu-
ated last year and live together in a cute
little bungalow up in Appleton, Wisconsin,
working for Kimberly-Clark Paper com-
pany. They have a swing in the back yard
and 3 automobiles. What a life! Hot ziggityi

c >14 is 2:

And so with the following wise words
we‘ll say saloon until next week! It’s better
to have loved and been caught at it then
never to have loved at all.

SWOE’ER SNflOPERfiE