PAKGE ti "Emeritus Felons Wins gasses hopeless» fielflolb, Wobosh lie , hetero "l”ech diaeresis Smashing through with two wins in two days, the 'l‘echawk tennis team successfully opened its nineteen game schedule last week. Winning three singles matches and one doubles match, the net- men took their opening meet with De‘Kalb Teachers 4-3 last Wednesday on the Midway courts. 0n the following day the tennis squad again played host on the Midway courts, winning all ”out one of the singles matches and both of the doubles matches to easily defeat Wabash College of Crawfordsville, Indiana 61. Schultz Forfeits In the DeKalb match, Mike Schultz, playing No. l for the Tee. hawks, was down 5-1 in the first set with DeKalb’s Captain Stein when he slipped on the court and got a had cut over his eye and had to forfeit the match. Captain Bob Lange won easily over R. Eaton of DeKalb 6-4, iii, while Jim Ferguson tool: W. Schroeder 6-4, 6-1. Earl Sherman won the first set from H. Taxman of De Kalb 6-4, but dropped the next two 6—4, 7-5 to lose his match. Dies Dunworth had little difficulty in laws Meets," ’ yoelsy or fillielirsy defeating Bodesch in straight sets 6-0, 6-0. Lange and Ferguson paired for the N0. 1 doubles, but lost to Stein and Taxman in identical sets 62, 8—2. Schultz and Dick Larson prom-v ed to be a winning combination in the other doubles match, detest- ing DeKalb's Eaton and Schroeder 6-0, 6-2. Ferguson Triumphs in the Wabash match, Mike Schultz was the only Techawk to fall victim to the Hoosiers, losing to their No. 1 man Captain George Dystin in three sets after winning: the first set 6—3 and dropping the next two 6—3, 6-3. Ferguson needed only two sets to defeat Diddle 62, 6-3, while Captain Lange downed Barnett in straight sets 6-1, 6.12. Dunworth whipped Hall 6—1, 63 and Sherman finally won over ri‘l‘iornton 8-3, 3-6, 6-1 to complete the singles matches. Doubles Team Wins Lange and Dunworth paired for the No. 1 doubles combination log. log the first set to Dystin and 'l‘horton 6—1 but taking the next two 64, 7—5. Ferguson and L31” son teamed up to beat Wabash’s No. 2 doubles team of Barnett and Hall 62, 63. This week Coach Hal Darcy’s charges have two matches. This afternoon they play hosts to Loyo- lo University on the Midway courts and Thursday afternoon they will meet Chicago Teachers. ’E‘EUEENOLOG‘?! NEWS m “i"hinclods @pen @uidoor Session At Stoop Field Next Saturday afternoon merits the opening meet of the Illinois Tech track team’s outdoor season. Morton and North Parks Junior Colleges will furnish the competi- tion for the thinclads at Stsgg Field in this, the only home meet of the season Although North Park is an un— known quantity, the 'l‘echmen should win the triangular affair easily on the strength of the beatings handed Morton during the past indoor season and last spring in the outdoor meet. Gshorne Hope. in. Sprint‘s The quarter-mile will be in safe hands of George Matthews and Bob Osborne. The latter will dou~ ble in the 220 with Matthews in either the 100 or 220. There is a dirth of material in the dashes. No one on this year’s team seems like iy to approach last year‘s Captain Cerovski’s time in the sprints, l'iowever. "Barry seems the team’s strong- est threat Saturday and should win both hurdle races going away. Keigher has been having a very poor season but has a chance for a place against the J.C.’s. Field Events Questionable in the pole vault there is a bright spot. Elwood, McCullough, ileidenreich and Barnett are a quartet of good vaulters. Parks and Heidenrelch, with Watson, have chances in the high jump. The broad jump is very poor, without a single candidate to re- place last year’s invincible trio of Clark, Mongeau and Bujan. Captain Harry Heidenreich should easily break the school iovelln record. The discus and shot are week with letter winners Burmun and Thor out of school. ..wmummmmummwwmuxxwr ' lllinois Tech Letters. inspire Enthusiasm At a recent ITSA meeting the Board passed upon the athletic awards in fall and winter sports. Coach Remy Meyers, basketball mentor, awarded ten majors and five minors. Those who received majors are: Captain Hank Sliwa, John Brierley, Robert Schmidt, Mike Carey, Wolfram Futtercr, Bob Neuhaus, Captain-elect Howie Pendelbury, Harry Sieg, Jack Bryne, and Ray LaGodncy. The last two, Bryne and LaGoclney, are sophomores. Minors letters were won by Nowell, Galandak, Berg- slrom, Meehan, and Clark. New Awards Something new this year is that the first award given any athlete will he a gray sweater and a red “I,” either major or minor. Previ- ously the first year awards were black sweaters with a yellow let- ter. Captain Hank Sliwa will re- ceive his third major letter in basketball. Pendlebury, Meehun Byrne, Clark and Nowell will re‘ ceivc their first letters from II’I‘. Eleven Cage Numerals Freshman numerals will deco- rate the breasts of Albertini, In- one, O’Connell, Kidd, Saddler, lluddeke, Lally, Grunwood, Rios man, O’Leary, and Groves. These men made up Bill O’Brien’s Green Cap team. Coach McGillivruy has an- nounced that seven swimmers, 2 seniors and 5 juniors were award- ed the major “I”; and that four, one junior and three sophomores, were given the minor “I”. Majors went to Captain Blume, Captain WHEEL 3215, fibril Xflfim .. noonnces Shelter rhwsrcis ' mole winch lash, wlfihier gports MWWWW elect, Huxhold, Rndemacher, Man- kus, Powers, Talcott, and Iii/Coos; while those who received minors are Treguy, Taylor, Condom, and Wuhlgren. Dick Larson was awarded a major manager’s letter. (lino Boxing Award Those who received letters for wrestling are: major; Daly, Mai- hock, Till, Steinberg, Horvvitz, Butltus, Golden, Captain Nigrelli, and Manager Grinndal; minors: DeBoo, Baum, DePinto, Sanow~ skis, and J choice. In boxing Sonny Weissman made the following: awards: major, Captain Ernie Col— ant; minors, Ellis, DeGeorgi, Eric- son, Simpson, Merrick, Buddeke, and Swan. Rifle team shields will be given to Borre, Dryer, Dost, Hartman, Smith, Eek, Peterson, LaNier, Bell, and Cwiak. Although not recognized as an ‘1‘ winning sport, the rifle team has its own award which consists of a shield and a sweater. The ‘1’ award will be an eight inch block letter of scarlet felt with the word “TECH" let— tered in gray down the middle oi.‘ the vertical, bar. The letter will be mounted on a gray sweater. Athletic illnmuuot The awarding of the letters and sweaters will probably be made at an early date. Last year the” basketball, wrestling, boxing, anti swimming awards were distrib- uted at an assembly near the mitt die of the second semester. This broke the age-old custom of mak- ing the awards at . the annual lTSA athletic banquet which has been held after ’5 Junior Week. While it is not certain yet, it ap pears that this year the athletic awards will once more be distrib- uted at the athletic banquet. ‘Qihcr Composer; , Charles E. Bell The Little International Livestock Show sponsored by the South Dakota Elsie col. lege featured a coed cow-milking contest. fl: fix is ‘35 Dormitories built by Harvard university several years ago were constructed with Yale locks—butt without nameplatcs. ’2: It: no air Princeton university is now ofiering o series of public lectures on “the Impact of Totalitarimn'sm upon the United. Stowe.” It in e ii: The juniors and seniors of Purdue univer- sity elect their prom committee members by means of a voting machine. It: It 9? Required admission to Earth ballots imi— vcrsity’s “Beard Bust" includes one board; and at least it reasonable suite of disheveh merit. Appropriate prizes at “the most in— lormal dance of the year“ will include prizes to the lucky poseessors of the longest, most distinguished, and the most drowsy heard. :6: 3i: £6 It: At a somewhat similar dance recently, Brigham Young university added prizes for the soonest, blackest, reddest, most artistic most romantic, and the best all around beards. #1 fit a? 2*; America’s colleges will lose about 11% of their students in the draft before next fall, it is estimated. is lit bk 4a According to a recent quiz at Tennessee Polytech one of the budding engineers thinks that Congress bill 1776 is the Declar- ation of Independence. ‘ iiI 3i! 315 Michigan State college's coeds may now run around with bare legs according to the recent announcement from the dean of “'Dmelllll Previous attempts to enforce the hose wearing rule had proved unsuccessfiul. Tithe therapies; (continued from page live) out there is not of fraternity wlibre and the boys had to leave early {just before the check came around). Dells liberal; and lUdell held the bouncer while the reel of the house made a getaway. What happened to Shank and Udell? I haven’t seen them late- ly? I? e il: xiv Alpha Sig flackbnrlh will marry Miss Jenn I’Mtzjuroltl on April 2:3 at the, First Methodist Church of Chicago. The best man will he, illicit Manson, and the {other of lilies Willi; will attend in uniform plus subor- t’l‘ood incl-c, illicit, she’s a sweet. hid. ill 5‘ ll}? 9F bolt Ed Moore is an accomplished ath. lete. He has won several games of ”sardine,” a game which any fellow may play with his best gal. Dimworth (Richard) has hung his badge on Lourdes Shay, but no date has been set. The badge looks much better in its new setting. Gnrnler is in charge oi‘ the engagement party, which will be held Sun- day, April 27 in Soldier’s Field, to accommo- date some of her friends. Andy Uivine will sing the short service accompanied by Leo- pold Stokowlskl and his “Hot Hundred.” ll. is rumored that Bob Ettingez' has resigned as president of Maxwell Street’s Business Men‘s Association. He will be displaced in office by Herb Hansen of Pi Kappa Phi who altered to speak to Roosevelt about making fiys in summer illegal. ll: 2% a? it Why did Gerry Slebbms coll Pro}. Not- tage “Sharpy” in class the other day? n v; e >9: If any of the remarks listed above are incorrect in some minor detail please refer all remarks to Steven T. Early. Kt :2: 5‘ it: Sonny Weissmom wishes to see all, frotern» ity presidents in his office at twelve o’clock today. He says he wants to tell Them about fraternity men staying out late at night. It is bad for the constitution,” says Mrs. Or- cutt, "and the student cannot do his best with a hangover." {it A blood bombshell hit Lewis last week and little Miss Goolct right between the eyes. It seems that no matter how hard some of these lasslcs try to avoid Den Cupid he returns time and again to send his mes- sages to the hearts of the young maidens“ especially during spring, beautiful spring. Now, I don’t know whether spring can shoulder the blame, but the terrible popula~ tion at Lewis is certainly getting stuck up . with frat pins. All Phi Kaps, too! Most utilized saying of the week—“La~ dies and gentlemen, we will now smooch for a spell!" This is a direct quotation from the book “Short Cuts to Romance,“ written and directed by tthe Kansas Kupid Kibltzer, Maxie Quukonbush. I don’t think Green' woods have the book in yet, but for further pearls of wisdom, see Max. lltrupa had better start crawling into that drum of his and hide his face in shame, aft- er our Jeannette proved her prowess as a skin beater during the orchestra’s fifteen minute intermission at the Social Friday night. And while we're in the department of sharps and flats, did you see Mr. Erickson and his girls wending their way up to the fifth floor for a spot of tea last Monday? And this week’s bunch of daliydills goes to the Home Econ-s for that delicious food which comes equipped with equally devas- tating disher—outers. If you don’t believe me, see those dainty tea—sippers and cookie- dunkers Greener, Drcvikovsky, Ferraro, Carlson, and Roster. Hockey Hop Helium Julian couldn’t go, they say, so the Squire was ready, willin‘, and from what I hear, quite able to act as stand in. Julian may have temporarily dropped out of circula- tion, but his pin is certainly getting around! Look out, good people, Bill Keisha. is fall- ing again . . . flat on his pussll There, kid— dies, is a fine example of unbalanced youthll Partly Aims and escort strolling noncha- lantly in at 12:15, mumbling something about having seen the ice show. Oh, sure! A petition is to be circulated shortly, re— questing a special, superspacious ballroom for Eileen and Gus, and those rollickin’ lircltrrryf ii" routines they exhibited Saturday night. And just where was Mwioslor when Ni- chcn went out (with Davey)? Doctor lilodcr herded his flock of little pigs down to the Roosevelt’s triple horror feature last Wednesday to find out just how morbidly minded the students of HT are by testing their reactions. Did you note the snappy pics of the terrified tykes in the 'l‘imesi? What price publicityll The lone wolf seen skulking about the halls of Lewis turns out to be that boy Weiss. Smile pretty, girlsll Art l’cttorino is on a strict meat diet . . . barbeques, to wax technical. Especially the barbeques at Mickey’s Bar BQ. Especially barbeques served by that cute waitress at Mickey’s. Especially the waitress" ll shall leave you now with this thought for the (lay: For it rollicking ruckus. infor- mal festivities, and a bongo”) good! time, go to tho anbda’s Spring Swing No. 4:, at the Rolling Green Country Club! See you there! THE FEF’JE’H COLUMNIST Slip glitch - (continued from page five) Some tourists were standing on the edge of Mt. Vesuvius looking at the molten lava. An American remarked to his companion: “Looks hot as hell.” An Englishman nearby remarked to his companion: “These Americans have been everywhere.” "5 *- * =l= N0 MOLASSES First pickaninny: Gimme some ’lasses. Second pickaninny: Don't say losses—say molasses. First: lvlow kin I say mo’ ’lasses when i ain't had no ’lasses yet? 9?: W fik at: LITTLE thGERNON Little Algernon had a bad habit. lilo chew- ed his fingernails. The doctor said to put . something that did not taste, sweet on his fingernails. We put arsenic. it, worked beau- tifully. Little Algernon does not chew his fingernails anymOro. 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