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Greetings, little ones ll trust you ball u
very interesting holiday or shall I very po-
litely say you didn’t. Enough of foolish in-
terrogations, let’s be off on another mo
tramp through memory lane . . .

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Three shop girls were enjoying a selec-
tion by the orchestra.

“Isn’t it divine! Wonder what they’re
playing?” asked Erna.

“It’s the ‘Sextette from Lucia’," said Ruth
positively.

“No, it’s "Tales from Hofiman’," persisted
Evelyn.

“I think you’re both wrong; but there's a.
card up there—4’11 go and see for myself.”
announced Elizabeth, suiting the action to
the word. She came back triumphant,

“You’re way off, girls! it’s ‘Rcifrain from
Spitting’.”

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Before I heard the doctors tell
The (longer of a kiss
I had intended. kissing you
The nearest thing to bliss!

But now I take biology

And sit and sigh and mom

Six thousand mad bacteria

And I thought we were all eloucl.’

Kissing spreads germs
It has been stated
But kiss me hid
I’m vaccinated!!!
if: 1k I! #4
Doctor: “Youémust cvoiti all forms; of ex-
citcmcnt.“
Contractor: “Geo, 11m, can‘t 1’ over» look
at them on the street?”
u 2;: alt .2.
Leltoy Gl;et7.-~“lf you don’t blue me good
night I’ll go out and get drunk.”
Jean—J‘Good night, sleep tight.”
‘4: Ii $ ’1

Vamp-What color dress are you goiug to
wear to the ball?

Edna—We’re supposed to wear comelhing
to match our boy-friend’s hair, so 1’ thick l‘ll
wear black. What will you wear?

Vera—“I don’t think I’ll go. My boy»
friend’s bald.
19 ll» in

Betty: “You certainly have a faculty for
making love."

Air-t Hauswalu: “No, just a student body."

316 ll“ fil‘ it!

A lawyer said to a (locum witness; “Eleven
tors make riiismkee sometimes don‘t they?"

“Just as lawyers do sometimes,” was the
reply.

“Rut doctor” mistakes are burial uix feet
umlcr ground,” persisted the lawyer.

“Yes,” agroctl the elector, “arm lawyer’s
mistakes oftentimes swing six feet in the
air.“

in ac v. :1:
She was young and pretty.
He was young and clever.
They kissed.
He wrote a poem commemorating the event.
Again they met.
The events which occurred “Mum,
walk along the country road were rich, rare
and racy.
They were parting.
“You should be able to write a book now,”
she whispered.
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IN MEMORIAM
Here lies the body of Samuel A. Green,
Proposed to Louise and called her Irene.
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THE G091) GIRL
Mam Jane goes to bed at eleven,
Committing he? welfare to Heaven.
Her face is so pure,
She’s so good and demure——
And her age is not quite sixty-seven.
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And More

Doctor: “What you need is a little sun,
young lady.

Young Lady; “Ooooh, Doctor."

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GODS
Robert J. Crcagam

Triangle with its five kittens is now open
ating at full capacity. “Flam: are being made
to expand so that we may amommozlaie at
least seven more houee men next year. “Our
goal i5 sixty members for next your," say
the boys from Sweeney’s hangout. Triangle
will hold inc annual Emanuel-’5; (lay Banquet
this evening, April 315.

There were a surprising number of fra-
ternity men at the Power (hulcrcn-ce last
week. The I’hi Kaps were well represented
with one half of their chapter negorlctl rog-
islerecl. Dick Taylor showed a surprising
amount of interest in the conference, in
fact he had to miss several classes in order
to attcml some of the more obstruct. lectures
at the Power Conference. Mr. Cowie of
Much 2&5 fame allowcll Taylor to attoml the
conference because it seemu Taylor is new
registered in the Chem course at. Armour.
We think that Mr. Finnegan should hear
of this. mile Wilmzm of Pi Hague I’m now
considers himself an electrical, at least in
block elm—2e. Trimxglc'e Sweeney has joined
the Army with Rubi. Greenberg of the Phi
Keys. The two cloce friends will carry their
intimate friendship still further. We think
that rifles will help the epirit of tiicir learn-
ed discussion. All we can say is that they
were both good men and shouldn’t have
chm. each other. (Lung says that. be thinks
it was Sweeney’s fault).

belt Carl Sparenbcrg was elected Junior
Marshal in a spirited election. ”Faults." he
sex The Delts had a rat race in the Pump
Room of the Ambassador Ecol. The boys
liked the place, but the crowd that hangs
continued cu page silt

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by E. l’. Heinlein: will Bert filillcvllle

fillfiflllli. blibblllll‘il

Ed Mock, 5A, is seriously ill in a lloepilzil
all the result of complicatiom; ceiling in all»
or on uppcnéficliffie operation. He has. zilvcmly
receivccl mime blood trzitwl’uslorm anal there
is a gooll chance that he will recover. He
was ulx‘iclmu with amicufilciils upon To»
fuming home from the (Jo-"Mop llmicc ‘lwo
wcelce ago. W’liilo recovering from the oper-
ation be contractual pneumonia which has
greatly weakened him. He is being immietl
at St. Elizabeth»; Hoepiml, 1431‘; N. {flame-
monl Elva, but you are rcqueetel} met to
mill or visit there. You may cull his home
all Albany WW3 or write to ZTz‘iS N. Troy St.
for information as to his «mutilation. It would
certainly bourbon him to know time his
mum; friends in school are pulling: for him.

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With Junior Week less than a mouth
away, the regular departmental Junior Mar.
shells are already at work on plane for the
occasion, while the Co-op Junior Marshal
has; not even been elected. It seem»: desir-
able that some action be taken in the mat-
ter.

Letters from cooperating companies have
been arriving at the Co-op Office asking
about arrangements for the Coop Open
House exhibit. As yet no committee is work-
ing on this project. We therefore suggest
that each class select one or two men at
once to start work on the many details
connected with arranging the Covop exhibit.

WHO’S WHO IN THE 00.0%;

fidam Jemsck, 4B, and Melvin Kerrcll, 4A,
champion golfers of IIT. Both are veteran
members of the IIT golf team, Korrell of
three years and Jemsek of two years stand-
ing. Korrell is co-captain this year. They
both break 80 consistently.

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We don’t know how the freshmen en-
joyed their Easter vacation considering how
much algebra they will have to absorb these
next six weeks but, to us, at least, the Mid-
west Power Conference, Easter vacation,
and the ASME student conference in De-
troit were welcome interruptions to the
daily routine. The only distressing part is
the amount of work that will have to be
made up sometime very soon.

GODDEESSES
By Helen Marzullo

Last, Friday, members of Kappa Phi Dalian.
spent. a gala afternoon in the Sorority apart»
ment where the pledges, Mae Kruger and
June Keller, were initiated both informally
and formally. At the end of the frivolous
:apm-e oi” the informal initiation, a more so-
rious mood deecended and in all solemnity,

.tllc formal inflation was performed. We

offer our heariiest congratulations to June
and Mac, upon becoming members of tho
Kappa Phi Delta Soroity!

Kappa Clavl'cy Mac Cutshall has decided
to leave school and work for a living. Good
luck to you, Clarcy! '

Sigma (lmicrou anbflu members are
still busy selling bids for their ”Spring
Swing, No. 4”. Bids are being sold at both
Lewis and Armour . . . get yours now and!
be sure of a good time! The Lambdas will
have a candy sale at Armour on Wednes-
day, April 16. The Candy Counter will. be
decorated in gay trimmings, and the girls;
will be the “sweet” saleswomen. Last Saturn
day, April 12, Mary Ann Knii‘sch celebrated
her lfirthclay-wl-lappy Birthday, Mary Ann!

Saturday, the Sigma Bola Theta members
had a dinner at the Old Heidelberg, and
then went to see the motion picture “Fan-
tasia." This is rushing season for the Sig-
mas, and under the direction of Olga Math
coll, who was chosen as Rush Chairman,
the girls are making many plans for this
quarter.

Bye now. film you next would

Women Only

By Welles

Spring is in the air. HMMMM. This is
supposed to be the season when a young
man's fancy turns. 30 if anyone of the many
fair maidens would like a fancy to turn
we way or another, uow’s the time 30, “Let’s
get going, it’s roundup time at Lewis”. So
we can begin with a bang by rounding up
the pol. moves that men have about women.

“Ellie‘s a mum, she’s a scamp she’s the
vampieet vamp you ever knew.” it won't
be long before you’re left in a lurch. Men
dodge vamps. You’ll never be someone's
only because men are quick to catch on to
a line all baloney. There’s nothing a fellow
hates worse than to find he’s being taken
for a ride.

Dressing conspicuouely embzir'zlsses your
escort, especially if it’u daring and causes
others; to whistle and stare. Fellows want a
girl they can be proud of, not a Maxie from
the circus.

’l‘we timing is apt to get one into double
trouble, thus resulting in hurt, feelings. Of
course, you may not mind eating from the
mantle.

The (late, ditching Euszm may be some
women but it won't be long before you get
“no” for a special request when good old
Mike says, “You can’t have your cake and
eat it." He’ll decide he’s been 01d faithful!
too long, and turn the tables on you. “Watch
out.”

The gossipy stories you tell do more harm
than good. Some of the stories that do get
around are awful enough to make your
saluted aunt turn in her grave. Instead of
being treated as a bosom friend you will be
met in a guarded manner.

“Because Youlre You” may be the title of
of a song but it also has some sense in its
words. Be yourself not a two-faced person.
it sounds like a two—ring circus but you cer-
tainly will be the clown and won’t need a
costume to make you one, if you don’t act
your natural self.

“It’s the little thinge in life that count”
is an old adage that the girls like to use.
If one stops to think one realizes that the
fellows count just as much on that old say-
ing as we do. They’re just as sensitive as
girls to the little things. Neatly arranged
hair, well kept hands, thoughful ways, a
ready smile, “These little things add up to
make a big wonderful you.”

Be a good sport. What if he happens to
forget a corsage for you—! Can you quickly
excuse yourself for the handkerchief, that
you forgot, and speedily place that artificial
gardenia that looks “real” in your hair, then
come lightly tripping into the room, with.
a cheerful, “I’m ready, Bill”? You deserve
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Well friends, coming vacation lulu drifted
into the past and now all that remains is
Junior Wonk. Elm-lug iu new oiliciully bore;
the flowers begin to flower, the blade begin
to bud. and the broozco begin to browse, lilo
quince begin to quiz, and your old Sleeper
Snooper is still mooning"!

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Bill Grouse in in. vain attonmt to fight
coililmone all wheel 1; "float to ellmmi. himouli'
in clause. The auto woe April 1 mull “Siatlmp”
was in Prof. McCormiiclc’e class, when, with
in heart vending eel-cam ol‘ futility “Stump”
leaped to his foot, leveled a pistol to lulu tom-
pic and shrickell “Maw, We either Carpenter
or me!" However, the mm, a Mimic, did not
go oil“, and so the aioromcutionoll disturbing
conditioner still prevail.

Ill 1b: ill ’1‘

FLASH! . . . All? Bellman, all-American

tackle from Northwestern, is now attending.

Lewis!
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The mod mechauicals (A.S.M.E.‘) closed
their annual smoker by (lepuulsiug Weller
and emcee Bud Murray along with the stuff
lug of another innocent looking senior into
a barrel. At 11:30, realizing the shame of
breaking up such a joyous meeting, the boy/e
adjourned! to the playhouse (m N. Clark
(soon to be named Almmtech boulevard).
Here a roll call showed that only 1% of
those that had attended the “blue haze” were
miseiug! The assembly immediately] passed
a. bill proclaiming these abscutces as scuba
and then the party was resumed.

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Julian llowcm. lowly yct fluvial frcebumu
and newly initiated active of the Elm. mills,
unthiulcingly dated up Mice Johnny Sliml-
gmes for the Hockey Hop! Elimrl; realization
oi’ his gmwo position 111ml; calm to him the
Friday before this Jive-foot when he was:
iui‘omnod that Lil Bulimia was lookingjiior
him, equipped with a mum", brace knuckles,
and a murderous gleam in big eyes! Quuk‘ing
in his smulnlu, the novice Romeo immedi-
ately took a powder, mu! Saturday night
sent. a eubetltute to bring Mice finedgmos
to the Hopi! He clue soul; a letter of apology
to Johnny Butlcus allmitt‘ing bio folly and
promising never again lo (luv-luau Lire door!
Graciously accepting ttlho grocnling’e hum-
ble apology, Johnny removed hie hardware
and made. a lmculine for the Snorigmss (lo-
muin and now, once again, Hill’s No. 1
family is ruling the beam!

ln the Crystal ball: An interesting devel»
opment in the Eileen Robinson-Gm Muew
takes cyclonic love—whirl; a powerhouse
blitz campaign by Bob Sundetrom for the
heart of one beautiful brunette, Bereuicc;
a new addition to 111‘ regular pairings——
Johnny .‘luchimicc and his Gloria; the village
of Riverside investing in testing machines
at the recommendation of Mayor Pli‘ll limb
ly; the Fresh to suffer an inglorious defeat
at the hands of the mighty forty-ibree—crs in
the annual Rush; a better than average
season for our Pill-swatters; the Father emit
Son athletic banquet to rise to new heights
on the [IT social ladder.

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Any of youse guys that wants to know
where you Join pitch a little woo without
being interrupted, by u member of the law
enforcing bodies of either the city, county,
or state, just drop lute P1'of.Schumau’s high
way class any Wednesday aft where Mr.
Theodore “Veegee” Van Golder, eminent
authority, holds regular discussion {neriods
m which he describes the locations, pos~
sz‘bilz‘lz’es, and comparative merits of these
”passion pits” as he chooses to name them.
So well-informed is bee-gee that even Prof.
Schumau was seen jotting down notes dur-
ing one of v—g’s recent dissertatioul.’

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And now before closing, we want to re-
mind you not to miss the Freshman Toul-
dle, which promises to be a very goal!
“Bawl” so get your diaper out (pin money
will buy one) jump into your go cart, pick
up your baby, and (let out on (lot fore!

SQDOE’ER—SCOOPERS