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Easter, goorl old Easter. I like yea the
best. with those their old holiilays, boy,
I relish them with neat. you 1:00,!

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Lady: “Young woman, you’ve been bother—
ing my husband.”

Blonde Alva (next door): "Why; I’ve nev-
er even spoken to the manl"

Lady: “1 know, but you’ve been undress-
ing with your shades up.”

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At first, the airplane was the nearest that
mortal had ever got to God. Today the bomb-
er is the nearect descent man has yet made
to Hell.

4: Ya: =9: ’1!
. An old negro was complaining that the
railroad would not pay him for his mule,
which it had killed—may, would not even
give him back his rope.

“What rope?" he was asked.

"Why sah,” he answered, “do rope {lot
I tied do mule on (19 track wif.”

Ill 3Q lit a
Bumyootey
Love is like an onion——

You taste it with delight,

And when it’s gone you wonder
Whatever made you bile.
wk l: l: a“!

The doctor- ‘W‘as sitting reading the news-
paper when his wife entered the room.

“George,” she said, “What do you think?
Mother wants in be cremated.”

“Right,” said the doctor, briskly, throwing
his paper to one side and springing to on
feet, "where is she? Tell her to out her
things on.”

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The Smiths loch Jackie to the movies,
where ihcu were warned ihol unleos the
child was quiet, they would hove lo who
their money and leave. Halfway alarm/soil
the feature, the wife turned to her lino—
band and whispered: "What do you filial: of
it?”

“Rotten,” he replied, “Pinch the moi; coil
let’s get out of here.”
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“I say, Joe, your girl looked sort of lcrmplz
ing in that sort of Biblical gown she loses
wearing last night.”

“What do you mean, Biblical groom?”

“Oh, you know, sort of lo anti beholcil”

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[in undertaker handling his first funeral,
introduced a cheering note into the service
when he suggested to the moumers: “We
will now pass around the bier.”

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Lady: “Conductor, does this train slop oi
San Francisco?”

Conductor: “Well, if it, oocsn'l, lolly,
there’s going to be one hell of a splash.”

fit it 155“. or

“Why didn’t I make a hundred in my isle-
tory tesl, Bodily?” asked the boy. “Well, ro-
member the question: ‘Why am the pionecm
go mm the Wilderness? Well, ‘to B63???”
wasn‘t the right answer."

it D? e :l!

Elie—My husband is always out of town
on business trips. What would you do if you
were in my place?

Hex-man Tacham—Take me to your place
and I'll Show you.

4% =5 #76 in

Did you hear about the old maid who
decided to enol it all because of the utter
youihlessness of her existence?

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Elmer Ratzcl: “Don’t you think Myrtle

looks ugly in that lowcu’c dress?”
John Kirkland: “Not so far as I can see.“
= ll:
A capital golfer was G;
Ho (ix-ave with a capital T
[hill the worcls he let fall
When he missed the ball
Ml began with a capital D.
in ii 33‘ 1&5

Well gang that’s all for this week and I
hope you all have very happy holidays.
om: MEN!

 

Ellie @reclm l“

GODE
Robert .3. Crcagan

'l‘lio Interfmtcrnity council moi loot Tucs-
iloy at Phi Kappa Sigma’o house. Alpha
$igma Phi woo awarded the bzioliotball cup
by President Grecmbcrg of em Kappa Sig.
ma.

Inter-fraternity swim will be held April
16 at Bartlett pool.

Drawings for the baseball tourney were
made and the pairings; are as follows: Pi
Kapsllolto; Phi liapsfiammye; ’l‘. Killian-
glc; Delia Lambfia Xi-sllplm Slgo. Each
loam must bring a new sixteen inch, in-
seam ball to each game. The winner gets
both balls.

Triangle held its annual eloclion of offal
cers last Monday and the results are as fol-
lows: president, James Wide-men; vice—presi-
dent, John Wood; twasurei‘, Charles Wal-
lace; oiewara, Harold Ross; recortling eecre-
targ, George Miles and H. 0. Johnson; cor«
responding secretary, Edward Cloris; social
chairman, Roberl Cwiah; athletic director,
Larry Mogill.

l’i Kappa Phi lieitl a spring {lance loot
Saturooy. Too bail limit Jerry James? three
girl friends from llocldoril (lore nest of the
miilalowcst) didn‘t, owivo 1mm lotcr.

Deli Ed Carmody took Geno szimings to
lhc last Dell party. “Oh HAPPY blind slate!”

Theta Xi fraternity hold its first regional
convention at Northwestern University.
The purpose of the convention was to os~
iaolish better intelfiehapter rcloliouo and ac-
quaintances. The colleges and universities
represented at the convention were: Nor-ll»
wesmarn, llliooio, ‘Wiowrisln, Fixmluc, Illi-
mole Teal}, Washington D. will Rose Poly»
toclmlc lnot‘lmw.

However, the acquaintances the Illinois
Tech brothers made will) the M. ll. flows
may prove to be more Blaming. sigh “Joy
Eloy” Novolmy one! “Rabbit” moors. limo.

ool fill. Wyoml lien ll

GODDW‘SSES
By Helen Murmllo

Last Friday Sigma Bela Thom inotollocl
as now oilicci'owllolty Kcimoi‘ly, progideimt;
Violet 'l‘ookich, vice-president; lion‘othy Gi~
:unbolluca, recording secretar, ; Billy Storm,
corrospomling scorch-ivy; and} Grace Tingli-
ori, treasurer. The impressive ceremony
was held in tho Apartment.

On April 3 the girls had a birthday cele—
brated in honor of Grace Taglicri. Better
late than never, so HAPPY Blil’l‘fiilll‘ll,
Grace!

Kappa Phi Delta will have their informal
initiation as well as election of officers Fri-
day afternoon in the Aportmenl. The pledg-
es, Mao Kruegcr and June Keller, will be
the girls who have to bear the brunt of the
vigorous initiation.

Jeannette, who has completed her course
in day school, is already missed by her Kap-
pa, sisters.

Sigma Omicron lmflmlllila'fi two pledges,
Pliyliso Hogan and lime Powell, are still
bowing to the activoc. Since the coop
pledges are working outside of school for
eight weeks, they are sending letters to the
actives, inf01"1niiig them of what they are
(loin, where they are going, etc. After all,
they are only pledges.

Pledge Pity/lions" birthday is April 10, HAP-
Pl’ BIRTHDAY, PHIL!

Last Sunday the Leimbdas turned out on
moose for o meeting at Flosslo’s. They are
working hard to make the Spring Swing No.
4! a great snows-5;! Every year, about, finite
time, the Lemmas present a Spring Swing
for the olmlonlo. This year it io to behold at
the Rolling Green Country Club, on Sat.—
m‘ilay, April 19. The may; are $1.25 cock, am]
the number is limited .. . so get yours nowl!

"l‘lml’s all for now . . . be with you next
week.

 

 

lilies; and Franmmo look no oil, .u on
Northwestern feminine pulchrlimlc.

Them Xi is pleased to announce the re»
com picrlglog cl." Gene Burma: “lllil'lS

Pi Kappa Phi held a sweater (lance two
woolm ago and the girls looked colic oil:-
lciic in their becoming apparel. Bullclo ‘W‘lllw
own was the wolf of the evening, actually
looking at one of the girls twice.

mm Delta Rho movell into new omolore
two weeks ago. Tho house is now out 3235!!
ll. Princeton Ave. [ill howls were on flock
ior mo gloogo party hole} March 212% in mo
lonngc of the Modem Union, amt my coma},
o good limo was had by all. alimony; tho
pronto of the evening was a mmoflon amt}
iii-mower progrmn which woo won by Arthur
(lo-elm omit lloillor fiacgcr‘.

Delta Tau: Delta initiated the following
ion men Sunday, March 23: Charles; melee,
Elli-soul Cannon, Jack Hoffman who HAND},
Blame Hooper, Rose Humplwcyo, Rowan}
lime-Her, Charles Shank, "W’liliarm Taylor,

Clam Udell, and Richard Elmirom. You will
oce those mom proudly wearing their “Golcl
on Squares,” and just as proudly talking
about the rigors of a Hell week at the Delta
house. Clam-1m Shank was given a Dell
ring as a reward for being the “Model”
pledge. Chuck gave temperance lectures
in bars as part of his Hell week. Galavzm
was unanimously chosen as the sexiest
looking pledge in a ploy dress, although
Koo-cor took a cloeo second in his maternity
dress. The Dolls threw a party for their
beaten-up new initiates and the boys had.
a chance to View the battlefield along side
a beautiful neck.

Phi Kappa Sigma has two dating Romeoe
on their chapter list: Dick Taylor and Pres.
Bob Greenberg. Greenberg is taking the
Noclcerchief (Pres) of the Chi 0. house
at Northwestern to every social event in
town. Taylor doesn’t get tired from double

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Things have been pretty quiet this last
week, especially in the Junior-Senior room.
Blame hasn’t been bouncing home made
gliderc off of people’s craniums . . . Oifirien
is no longer throwing pindaris lnlo an»
mentioneble spots . . . Lena-Tl and Siowell
hove forsaken peas-porridge—hot~hoclceg . . .
The Lane Woerhl feud has been broken
up . . . And Frye’s tantrums ceased with
the return of her purloined drawing set
(imported). Yes~ the old place is like a
WlGVg’ulE.

if you spot any of the juniors creaking
around with weird facial grimeces that
distorted bodies you may rest assured that
it isn’t an epidemic of rheumatism, scmvy,
bcrl-bei'i, falling arches or arthritis. No,
it’s merely the result of strenuous baoeball
practice. Crrrrreeeeaaakkkk—pass the ami-
ca.

Guess we won’t be seeing much of Center
any more. Dale is coming to school down
town now. RS. She’s a cute kid, too.

Michaelson, the infamous, is fostering an-
other new club—The “Thank God for Twew
ty Minutes Before Class Club” or “Associ
ation of Pre Class Java Jivers.” Yep-you
guessed it-«Ill'arguerlle is al the bottom of
the whole thing.

Lzmhfoi Dally received a badly bruised
nose when he chased a West side blonde
up a flight of stairs and she vehemently
closed the door in his ex-face . . . Lipslmltz
is taking up a collection for a pair of polar-
ized glasses for use in the overly sunny
freshman room (satire) Orchids to
ileot‘ty Todd, he finally bought a tablet of
sketch paper . . . Incidentally, if any fresh-
man needs tracing paper, see Steinlocrg, he
delights in tearing it off his nice new roll . . .
Dunlop met up with a super doll in a tavern,
and proceeded immediately (he works fast)
to make a luncheon date for Wed. He, at
the appointed time, was on the appointed
spot—45116 wasn’t. With tears in his heart
and determination in his eye he decided to
wait. Late Flash—Romanski is still bringing
him ham sandwiches.

The house model of Blucsocin and Lilli-
bx—idge has been finished to the satisfaction
of nobody.

For the past few days Sherlock’s mus'
tache has been white. Ever since last week’s
onslaught, he has been foaming at the
month.

And~~as my tailor’s boss says in the
morning—Sew long.

GUS 'l‘fll’PD.

 
      

Afil’lllEL 8, Mill

.0»va MVWy‘rL‘Wfi r, a is ,, ww WWWW

mi

Spring, vacuum! Boy, that’s the sweetest
mimic this sillc of licomoni! Can you soo it?
Sloop to noon, gel; up, out, root for a low
how-o, mlm a short nap, got up, col, wash,
show, dross, go to the gals; house, out to a
spot, back to how- liouoo about 2 can... ‘2????.
home and to boil allow a hard, howl «lay!
lloy. load mo to it!!! (And thou they brought
the wagon!) '

The halls of Old Mission really vibrated
with good, fellowship as the boielerous civ-
ils held their annual lounge party last
Thursday night. The boys really got on
the ball and lhe far flew fast and furious!
In the song contest, the juniors came out
on top and were presented with a beautiful
loving cup garboon graciously donated by
Weisncr’s Recreation. Although the bever-
ages served included, only cider and cakes,
only about two senior civils were seen
on the campus the following morning,
which leaves a question in our minds about
the character of that cider!

m ll: 1&1 ill
Scoop of tho Week:

It seems that Jack Thornton oatn'i; slay
away from the Illowio girlie. [Millie from
flirting with them all lho iiitomlo to hang
his pin on a certain girl by tho name of
Aldo Kali-lo. own (Things {41er liomion fool;
int l‘mwio don't they???

3?- »: ix

Bruce Worcester, young sprucing freeh—
man, has found where his heart belongs.
It is a shame how some boys can fall so
hard on the first date. Isn’t ill?

a: ll! ll! 1?:

“lo-cl.” ill-min llanllk has announced that
he will ollor a new course, viz, “The cotabw
iishment of aesthetic relations with numer-
ous and varied members of the genus lemme
through the medium of the United States
Postal Service.” “Prof" iimlicli lo an author.
My on this mubjcct of “wollin’ through the
mails having spent the boot yours; oil his lilo
in earnest research in this lick]. His latest
experiment has to do with a Minneapolis
cutie, Gracie Smith, who he gays, lo excel
lent experimental material! lad Note: There's
a 10 year stretch for using the mails fraud-
ulently so you better be careful in your
choice of bull, “Prof”!

ll! Ill Vlt Iii

Three little Armoritec were sitting in the
cal last week when all of a sudden, all three
«like a unit, got a tremendouc urge for
a glass of good beer. (they had just finished
reading the Sleamshovel) so out they went
and hopped into Vanderwalher’s Model “A”.
"I know a good faint,” said Michael/c, “De-
licious Monarch." But Fillco and “Vandy”
didn’t think that was such a hot idea ~—
“Lel’c go to Milwaukee and get some good
beer" piped Van! Fine—All in accord—so
to Milwaukee they wentll They spent
twelve hours in Brewery Town, their story
being that it took a long time to find a tav-
ern, and got back to Chicago early the next
clay with 400 more miles on the old clunlo’s
air speed indicatorl—All for a glass of beer!!

* Pl: ’8 31‘

Prof. Bruce Longtin is definitely not sole
(lier material according to the report given
by his draft board. Greatly depressed “Jun-
ior” has downed his sorrows in beer at a
party given by him for the “ grads.”

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FLASH: Abandoning labor in the present
crisis, Doc Davey is: heralded as Ford’s
champion.

vk ik 71'-

llent on rcvongc for their pool. delicate, tho
class of “43” hit upon a novel plan for their
vendetta. They massed 50 of llnoir number
in the gym and foully abducted freshmen
from the drafting room. The instructin-
noticing the rapid disappearance of his
class ran to the dean. Quickly receiving 1‘8-
ports through their grapevine the sopho rc-
treat would have put oven Romeo to slime.

3? 5; Il: >3:

The Scoopers will Ric payment at lilo Re-
0655 Hop so all you guys aml galls wamlh
your stop and be on your loom: behavior.

Silill’lfil’é filil’llllilfiliél.

 

 

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