. ,, mew: 3. __ . 0 ....we..rmw,w..rme . . TECH TRACE KMEN RUN AND RUN BUT CAN'T CATCH UP In a very brave but vain effort the brawnyabreined, sunkoned- chested trackmcn engaged the Webster Grammar School and Woodlawn School for the Aged in a spectacular dual meet late last night. The Spauldlng School for Cripples was expected to compete but due to a last minute protest were ruled out on account of'pro- fessionalism. Three men were caught buying the referee. The 'Techawke fared not too well for the meet was a heated engage- ment between the two strong op— ponent. Oh, yes, we lost again for at the final interpolation of results Webster won 85-82 over Wood~‘ lawn while we got 4 points. Tide was much better than leet year when we received .01 of a single point. {Spamming was in the meet). , zllxulllavflbooooo The gally decorated Ficldlhousc was the scene of the melee and the spectators filled our famous; ath- letic emporium to the very rafters. The chhawlcc hopes: were elmtteru ed from the very first when Erit- ert on the 49th lap of the mile run collapsed on the back stretch behind the third row of lockers. He was not found till the next month. when the comb women was sweeping up the debris. Web~ eater swept the (lush, bot Tech might have gotten something if the starter hadn’t pointed the gun at Osborne at the start. He will be buried under the mound irl Ogden Field. The kindergarten star of Web» Sizer, “Chickendmg” Brown, was an. easy victor in the high jump but “Grandpappy” Shrlvell’rib for- mer Olympic Champ in ‘72 «ovate :2 close second. Forks Fairlie Carcass Parke, Toch’s hope in the high jump, broke his leg on his first jump when a board in the “Field- houee floor collapsed under lilo terrific storing. In slight argument over the possibility of cabotege having been afloat, Coach Ecol; was knitted. “Boy Scout” l-luobenar attempted to save the coach’s life by the pulmatory method which worked alright until he found out he had read the manual wrong. It seemed Water not blood was sup- posed to be removed from the body. (lire? the Bar Chick! Meanwhile the meet kept on at a merry pace. ’l‘ecb looked like a cinch in the pole vault until his aim went a little off the beam. So poor Harry was evicted for im— stmvterr‘enlilze conduct when be pinned three of Webeters stare straight through the middle and broke a wooden leg belonging to Woodlawn’e star distance runner. That was what really put him out. The hurdles were a supreme dis- appointment for Keigher with- drew while going over the second high hurdle. His metabolism was a 93 at that point so he laid down. Barry in his exuberance to win kicked over three rows of lockers crushing most of Woodlavm’s gray-haired cheering section along with scratching his little finger. The first 9 places in that race were taken by Woodlavm. ’Twas rumored that these were the fam- ’* ous lfNine.Old Men” of yesteryears who on scout leimed ad retired. dime old boeioeoe co mime; core oil? [ ALLESON ECONOMY MEASURE: ficorgo fillies“, treeonrcr ol‘ llllnolo Tech hills formed on economy uriorc upon the swimming teem. Lilxlt to lock of fluids, the team is new drilling in tho bathtub. beetroot Move Expected lo View fill; fiiultlolgg Home for a cupcrb swimming more for next year were dashed to the ground when it was disclosed Friday that the l'l‘SA board had reluissed to grant any additional loads {for the team expense next year. The reason for this sudden ?€V%E“E€ll of form of the “got all muddy” Board were not dis scloecd by its cmmincnt president Dick “llootjamglee” Lemon, but it is intimated that the recent five day deb-ouch of the Marcmcn in the Southern; mates may have some- thing is.) do with it. (meant! instead of the customary 33000 the swimming team has been used to acceding, the watered stock lads will have to skimp along on next lo nothing. Already the ef- iectc of this dictitorial edict have taken its toll. Lawrence Radc- macher faced with the prospect of starving ”A“ food and W0- men w Without the aid of the weekly Stipened paid to him for “services” has already left school. And so for Whitney Pearson com- ing back to fight for dear old Tech. . . . that’s a thing of the past. Michigan offered him fifty a week, Whereas the best Mac could do with the reduced fund was thirty five. ervmmmrr! However, things are not so bad. There still is water in Bartlett, and all warm blooded creatures are invited to come down and dabble their feet in the special ice water reserved for Tech swim- mers. Towels and soap are furn- ished free, and if enough men come out to fill a uniform, Tech will have a team next year. — LUl meet more lllilloéc “Pooh’s boxers will be led mam. yeer by ‘lioneyChile’ ‘Yo all’ Spice. Elle will not only lead the boxcre but the Wrestler-c, track. men and any one else who wants to follow. :16 $ 144 ”Elle. “Eloy Scouto' moot Willi to- day in the Lewis gym. Theme Low— b; comic are headed tower-«lo Ar— mour. Watch out men! [it tho some. limo the Thirty-third Street troop oi" ‘flli-l Slcout‘o’ will be head- dcd for all points: oust. west, north, end ecullr. it looks like a tough light folio . it it all ZF-Zemz-rrzl Gosh I fell alseep. 1: wit it tZ-ollcrc. take notice. The Illinois 'l‘ecli golf course, an eighteen hole affair covering fortyoeven square miles, will open tomorrow after- noon. 3k 3?- >1: Rehearsal for the wrestling team’s next fouwmt play will be lucid sometime. e a: :3: Which! Where are the trackmen running to? There must be a sale on State so act. Torrid Johnnie Butkus, they call him, has announced er. en- gagement. Well, anyhow, he has an engagement to see "the dentist this week. i betcha. * o e Fess that beer this way pleozo. Slug)! Thank you. is ab 7';- John Schommer held a tea pare ty in the new $30 000000 field- house yesterday Larry MacPa-il m GOLF Flash!!! Last Saturday the Illi— nois Tech Golf team steamed down to Australia (wait till Alli- son sees the bill) and annexed the International Closed Open to their long string of titles. The clubs who cornered the title for IIT were led by Al Duckmore, Mel Quack, Harry Potcher, and I. M. A. Stinker, (A for Adam); don’t ask me, I don’t know where Eve was. After stepping off the boat the boys had little difficulty in finding the roll of the green but they were kind of dumbfounded at way the fairway tilted under their feet. Two Men D'ic On the first toe the boys all got off to a good start with Duck; more out in the lead by a nose, and going around the first turn Quack lined out to Patcher play- ing goalie for the Stlnlter’e A. C. The boys were all hot, no wonder, it was 112 in the shade and the rain was pouring cats and dogs, (hey, call the Humane Society). Coming up to the eighth ball which was a tough water hole the boys went in. for a drink and after ordering a dozen zombies they came out smelling like four roses, hie. hic. Two Groom: Cows Biol; Coming down the home stretch Potclicr was leading by two club- lengths with Quack being stuck in a sand trap (he buried his head in the sand trying to get a ball in a gopher hole). The most spec- tacular shot occurred when Stin' kcr called his shot off of two trees a Sparrow, telephone pole and club—house roof and sunk the ball in the nineteenth hole. The Tech men were closely pressed by the Abyssinian Black Balm, and the Chinese Echoes. ”fiddle, “fiddlcwlulte {lilo Willi All "Wile Moubcle flowere Can didatos for t h e Illinois Tech tlddlcwlnk team are request~ c d to meet today in the boiler room for first so 1' log workout. Special notice”! Each player must bring his; own polished man-bole covers {to t he school’s supply of them is limited. Coach Nell “You’re one day over- due” Steele has announced the schedule for the coming year. Th 9 first opponent will be Vassar Coll ego followed b y , uh, you and me (Who wouldn’t follow those girls.) wow. Say, what sport is this? Oh, Yes, tiddlcwin k e! llampio’ Yimmlny Rem ember it takes only four- teen men to make one man-bole cove r make the next one jump (an then I don’t think it can be done, but if it can Illinois Tech will do it). One, two. threepoosb. One, two three -—« pooch. Already, a bu ge mob of one per- son has reported for the squad. They are, John, the Armour cob, ~ cry Hall and one side of tb which he met in film the ring of the opponen of the trickle. Wash ” Elemebody lilozmy limiter; lit All “F1311“ Till needed eye-opener w some (i brought a cauwopencr. 'lb wouldn’t allow Sonny; . Till got dirty and chew ponents leg oil after bi teeth were shoved d throat by the same leg. started to cheer «never fi tossed him down the saw a pail of water. The boute were ca .337 on the £0 «of the some caliber. . . . a cigar honey—m beer tact Emmy Ellioom Timol: J . 0. Butkus was the o actor that (Q for q Jerk) the knit-lug forayst ed the decapitation of t” men. He woe caught; hidiu the mat. Well, he had hill «They’re repairing the the north slide of Main, m, of Trade Building. Wonde ever happened to 111m? Willem filo :lmlr Mum-1M “Set ’em up, we’re read those plus for a loop". Th thoee three demon “Honey” W’cissman, Her acuse I-Ierculcoe" Davey, all “Bookstore Bandit” Kraru occasion was the crisi intramural bowling loam Killers were trying for tb match victories. Bowl ’om. llvor Their opponents had bowled and on comparativ the Killers had won the game while the opponer won the second. In tbei game the oppouento had t a score of 450 pins. The men on the Killcre had in 300 pine between the left the three Killer Starla “Honey” and “Jesse", Wl’ 151 pins to knock over to tor-y. , Surely this task was it great for these stars. “Honey" waddled up to th ing line. Hie famous words loaf fireing were, “I' m going to a hook that will make the m1 champ envious”. “Honey his beautiful hook, but so it hooked so darn much it in the gutter. On his ”no ”Honey” boasted, “Well, till I’m going to hook that b into the pins” . Ii’e tcreW and sure enough mocked all ten plus. "Honey”, however ween? ing the pins for he was in pair... ”My thumb, my, my thumb”! In throwing; manner, he had managed ‘ (.2110ng 9612.1 240 129an WM ’_ Till“