By U. Aflkt Foritt (Gucssctl columnist) ' ts concerning material used in mn will not be appreciated y): fit at * College of Hillside, Michigan re- propriated $9,999.99 to move the to level ground and received a and $0.01. a s ”I * ii: * outing upon final exams. 2’. Follow- lioh stutlcnt of Warsaw, Marcia, flmcfljwant kappa tomachy fors mo pm: 59¢th a skucye gifts," one? cameo to agree with him. a as as a $0101 go swarm” [fag/looms 02 9.1m 59a: WWW wam- 321.5 a}. 3'. Jark .Tlcco, aludlcm at Anfock mt? Ma 10.78 3W om coy womb poll into gear, ran ovor him, and into a me. He smoker} it cg. ‘ oil flows: :1 kill, knocking him over. 1, ho throw o wrcnclm at it. The. bounced off a tlm mm hit Sloop in c )5: a 1:: yllowing item. 2i 2:: kovc loom. W 9): 72h o cgular day school of Books: College occasion, Missouri has abolichcoz all urns, classrooms, family, and. cm. ”hey have closed dovm. o 59¢ a 3?: lin’fil’omcn Bachelors; Glob off ”Wam- fllo‘le College rccmfily filobom’écii. y of the mombom hoél 1:01:ch mm" a 1% v " at remarkable thing ballooned an (Continued from page flue) c morning, at kroakfaot, cho andéicoly that she had forgotten mom. afloat om. lying krozlzxgfiy on hcr ma. Eco mall, ahc mama to how mom. Tho ‘ a (Hoaypcamo. c was fcvcrishlv cranking ml" ng vainly through the closets cm, a (low, elderly mafia appasmofl r aml smvcyml the acme. “If Ma as you’re looking for, 2am,” coo of. them back in the ymmg $3ch on." ' no :1: 4s a an be gay in a claésy coupe. chemo}! can be jolly. ho go] worth while c one who can mails: 4 cc taking her home in a jaloypy. 7% >3: 33 it §TZ3 may not be good: cooks, but lways heat up a male. a a a , my daughter? Ha! Young man, (3m; keep her in underwear!” Something; queer.” com the (lan- ay chic tooth kac never been ciom, Ema; E fimi small flakes. of can." . hick you’ve smack my back collar 93'. MN! l remarkable thing happened at M. ‘ 1’3 :15: u: c, . WIN smooom TEST vow Limo. Do your friends laugh at you? Do your classmates sneer at you? Do your professors swear at you? Take heart; All is not lost Show them you know who: the score is. (What is it?). . Anyone who can answer all of the fol- lowing questions in less than two minutes had betler see a doctor. T112; your luck. I. What «10* you know. (CZofine you im- swer to ten woréa.) . .2. Arrange in the follmvlm; omen a. Student lo. Epinoch c. The Solar Elysicm 3. Whoa; is the definition of on ion? Do you agree? I}. A man and info wife are wsflkiog into a coma. Moanwhila, mo vollmccoo roams mm with no visible pmclpfialc. Tho “L” lo approaching while your girl walla for a bus. Under these ccmifiiooc do you think Hiflcr will wln tho war“? What war? 5. Which is more alike, maflxcamflco or algebra? 6. leo not more than, coo Home for me followiog: a. Water '3. if you poaocscca only a wand! and a mechanical “.8 advantage comma in flotafl how you would: recognize a momcm of inertia. 91. What; am the girls: at Locals? Why are tho boys; at. 2m-mw? no not conl‘ooc the two (gimmicks. 1o. brow a kcehaufi mop of mo USA. and or: is rcm-oscm by a clot. the. foam loogco‘l rivcra and the flavor: tomcat 3mm. {moon mu. flooscvclt, IRWA, kWh. hail... ma, FflQ, Cl.) Kt, PU, am 3% all meek filo aka-ca. 11. Who are you? ”What; am) you swing now? Call Poooocola 72m. 12:. Givo onc‘holf of a mason for moles. sow. Do not cheat, :voo cool). 13. ll)? arctic oocictzsf, how lilo you lama}; tho ice? 14%. . What would you ovcr {lo if; loll; Mom? 153. Omit, questions; 16 cc 3?). *Pcrsom resembling people llalng or (lead not eligible. RH Java} it has been brought to the collection of the N.€?.S.L.A. (National Collcgc Sluacnts Lunch Association) the incrcasing {Jamil clement of those students who are forced to grrepare their lunch at home and eat il .‘n class. The plight of the areal zrirafioriiy of College students may be scan from the report of the sub-committee on Tim/E. In Bullclin No. a.g.T-1940p this important branch of the N.C.S.L.A. has groom lhal an exlrcmely small proportion of sludcnls have over one hour for lunch. This stale of affairs obviously necessitates eating in class. 0f coursp every luryflfi 51193151 59235933 :90 certain specifications. The Committcc on Light Lunches has formulabcd the follow- ing characteristics to which all successful light lunches eaten in class should possess. 3.. Compacmcas. Items such as canned food, long pretzels, and pumpkins cannot be easily carried in a briefcase. 2. obacnce of Odors. A whiff to the wise is suficicnt. 3. Absence ofi cmnchy matcrizfls. Food such as oysters in shells, unshcfled peanuts, anti crisp celery often interferes with the lecture and causes embarrassing moments. a. Dmess. If much wet food such as oranges, watermelons, and ripe persim- mons are eaten, the clothes soon become un- sightly. 5. Unsavofimcos. Food should be "wrapped ' k The Placement Office of Armour Collage ‘ announced recently that it had succeeded in placing all of the graduates of the class of ’m. This good piece of news is more evidence of the fine work that 2's being car- ried on by the Placemcnl Ofl‘ice antler the direction of John Schommer, otherwise known as “eight down” Schommcr. $,3{= W 34}! Xerxes, 3P. Synanthisis, (link). has boon placcdl with the Walgrcen Drug Company. Mr. Swoontkisis will be. employed in who rc— search department of this company. His antics will consist in waohlng wheat tubes; and hookers. It has also been rumored that he will dircct an mq‘ulry into tho private lives of the Walgreen waitresses. Those re~ mcmkorlog Mr. Synanflxisio at Ammom» will undoubtedly realize that; he is admirably suitofi for this: latter aooigmmcnh bk a a»: a The friends of Professor Oriole Arnold, noted. professor of coop English, will be in lcrestcd to learn that he has rcccm‘ly bev come interested in antholog ical pursuits. The fruits (and we mean just that) of his labors. are revealed in his latest book, “Quo Usquc Tandem, Classic, Abulcre.” We quote from the chapter on bird life, and its cf- J’ccl on the wash. in line backyard: Tibmflcm Ecna Macna Myra: Mo, sing hallo, sing dynamo, Catch a. iiowil by its; toe, silly silly dynamo. If it yodcls, lot it go—«il’s not a lit-wit, N0! Ah, no. Tell it so. Heed not than its pretty twccling If’li.“ goose, my Bo! Journey’s and in 222012ch meeting, If ’lis raven ~— Poe. Pardon me, you look just like Margie. a as; a a Colonel lance fl'flonnox', 17.3.2)“, class cl us. is director of the War Beuovlmonl’o Bureau of 1‘6“!“on Aniiqai‘ly. The Army to ondcavorfing to bring hack tho more chow ic typo of warfare, since it finds; that no otliccro om “assumed; to tho modem; idea of tho Mitzkrc'ig. It is for this cocoon that O'Connor is making a apcciol study of broactworks. The {10101301 majorcul in now loamy When Jim was at Amour Tech. mm moms: ch 7'00! food such as coconuts, bananas, and pome- granates are often indulged. in, the room will look like a pig pen (had). Such foods are definitely inefficient For the main coarcc 53b: or ocvcn cond- wiciwo are the minimum occcasary. These may be madc of ortliomw white krona throaouovtors of an inch thick or oligkfly thinner slices of pumyomickcl, Boston brown krona, or fiat-k rye bread. The sand- wich fill depends upon the infiividua! porn son’s mm, but nothing heavier than mm» ton, most pork, ham, coca cggs, or ohrimp is recommended. It? the person is allergic a: samiwichco or wishes to add! varficty to his lunch, he may bring sovcral petunia ofif beefstcok, barbecued ham, canned column, or a half—(10mm hard-boiled eggs. To cat along with his light lunch the per- son may bring cold left-over meat dump- lings, homjn‘y, corn—meal mush, and large dill pickles. or red. peppers. Meatless Hun- garian goulash or questionable hash may be eaten on Friday. Whole white or sweet potatoes add that certain thing to a lunch. The: piece dc resistance is, of course, the dessert. Here there is a Wide variety of light and tasty foods to taper oil the lunch. Often such foods as large pieces of mince pie, squash pie, or delicious pound cake perfectly finish you off. The Light Lunch committee of the N. C. SWLA sincerely hopes that it has helpcol those students wl have had (2" lull halvlco "l“o Who am "lam By woos Dom» All letter positively not confidential. My friends and follow sufferers: Jock Jilted: It oceans that in spite of tho fact that yo ‘ 7 have been moot atumfivo in tho pool: on your fiancee mom is: mommy thing lacking. It might kc wise to co your family poychiahvaot am} if. lilo it: om r, _ able to help yaw-”Road! Tho limo lo. 3!, , Daily Tech News. Doubtful Danny: Fifteen years is too long to wall to pop lhc Question. ' you is that of John. and; John’o Harriet. They were seen at the Spring Thing acting like civilized maple, but the neat news heard was that they had cloned. Alas! Alack! John has succumbed to Hamlet’s charm. Herc Danny is a shining example of aggressiveness. Pcmolopo my Doom lash maximize how molecular-5o low you alaco you are holcm up in. mm; allnky mark; [Avon mm joint. My advico to, you woam ho a» mo- tain your coolacto with tho moot cowl- (loom. After all Romeo law “all lullol, lo spite of lame garden wall. For chic advlco; arc is in Email. clmmom rental of your mansion for mac weak. Dear Mrs. Dig E'. Graces: ', Do not fret about your wayward hus~ band. Efficiency hac always been his mono. In order to insure the cfliciency of his sec. rctary he occasionally (I know seven times a week is too much but rcmemberall FORE! FORE! O pardon me, huslncss rbo- FORE pleasure all fore efficiency) drops a pound, two or three: of gum drops on her desk. loo fret about, for Draco Krcw Ill will soon be called in the draft. Dear Seczho: Pleaoo com] mm 0. picture oi! aha than» beforo E can give you may flanker comm». also Ma phone mambor anal addvooo. gloom gluovclw (Continued from page fioc) of Junior week. The man who drinks-his rivals into the dust of Ogden Field on this occasion will be awarded a beautifully inscribed beer mug. gnaciously donated "Hy the aforementioned most generous George W.~«You know. Amng the more notable entrants to date arc Johnny Schommer, Phil Huntly. Joe Marin, Stan Winston, Dim Markovin, Honk, Heald, Willie Kratlk ,. wol, Rabbits White, Chuck. Paul. John the . night watchman, and, last but not least, our own Nell Steele! fl! :5: FLASH: Free beer at the] Hockey Hop! Come one, come all! m 1k We, the students at Illinois Tech in order to form a more perfect bier-stubs, provide ,. for the common thirst, promote general in? ebriety, secure the blessing of Sir John Barleycorn for ourselves and our fellow students do ordain and establish this chap» ter of the ACBD. :1 a as: :91 As time goes on, it becomes more more evident that to drink more and beer makes it more and more :3 ‘ The bcsl cacampl‘c I can give ' Now this door madam, 71c knollngo _. .9, l 1 l J .1 r J l J