*V ~. mm; Elfin-m W11" Val; 513 LEWQTEQG§E were higher today, with sugar, oofiee and bead, the only soft soft spots Cotton, rnb- er, sill; and cottonseed oil futures soared n.4, while lead wool and hides- were he minced, with an, untrend predom; El) DEVOEE EEEIR. AEENEKONE EESE- ,WHEI’E. WE Mill} Nfll.‘ RESPONSMLE ' FOR TIEFjFflL'LGVVING ENE} All”! RE- LAEIGN €llO-‘JOIKE»OR OTHERE‘WEE 1E8 HERE BEEMEE Ellllljlnll oomomxooo {EAL {will ENINEENTIGNELl ' ' ’ fit in ’3! do A,98~yoar old man Was being wheeled clown lhe boardwalk at Allantie'Clty when ‘ he noticed a beautiful girl on the beach. ”He owed to the chair pusher, heavéd a sigh, ml exclaimed, “Oh, to be 80 again!” 132 re :1: ‘Wo womlor why the ioomzm emlleo M}, When ills glance happono lo meet The sign: “Please drive slow; Elm child In the. otreol; ' May he yonm, you know.” a: o o a: , From one of our colleooneo hoe some the ‘ renort of on artificial propagation of o EYE- bit, which just abonl label; all the inn. toll of being a rabbit. n as o n A few yogm ago, a, survey welohoiog moilo in order lo find out how many Eeolmomm more were in a certain dlolsrlot. Goo ol film men who was making the sowoy was may timing 3. farmer’s wife, and dolled hon ll not: lmohond Who a Exzohhooml. film eolloll um the swim and sold, “Ole, are you Ewell- moral?” He yelled back, “No, I’m josl shaving.” d: it >3 Bl: NEREE Not long ago, a coed from a miqlwaobem college crashed through will}. llllo dam! definition: “A. bolt lo a thing like :4; Mick o£ howl metal, ouch as iron, willy e: whom boom}! on One end'zmd a lot oil oomtohlmg wound around the other end. ll. mil la similar to a. bolt, only jootflpposllo, liming a. hole in or chunk of iron omvwzl of? allow with wrlnlgles around me lusld’o ol lllo hole." #- 3? ’h ll; Ellen’s always a ohonco for o; girl to one» well, pol-him. , at n all lied Maslonlm: “Any nice girls in this: town?” Dial: Borgslwm: “Why, sure, all of Em.” Rod: “ll-low far is it to the next town?” a». o o o llgilotod Old LadymAt the time of foo burglary I was sound asleep in my mo room, and so were all of my goes. ." >3: ti: =lt Emmi Toma: Census Taker: “How old is your child lady?” "Mammy: “W221, lemme see. He done am _ rive three yoaxs after my hu sham}; loll me, , one“; that was ten year 3 ago, so he mus’ be goin’ on seven. 51: o o w: “There is a man in this congregation, said the preacher, “who is flirting with on» other man’s wife. Unless he puts five dol- lars in the collection born, his name will he read from the pulpit.” When, the box some back it contained 19 oeldollctr bills and two dollars with a note inned to them which read: “This is all ie cash I have with me. Will send balance >1: :2: :24 w: 1mg lady found herself for the week- om f WEV MQEEE 3'? mama J , '3 Colored life model poanum. News and snooze from tho land of Coke's and Smokos. Odd Gus delved into the life of. an. architect this week and really came up will: arloa’d wofpoy DIRT. So here goes ‘with tho'Week’s drippings of the Artists (saline). Our man (7) of the wool; Mot tache Shor- look rates three belles (wwwoo says we): 1. Have yo heard about Sherlock feeding Apparently all the female models go for that weather beaten cocky duster. 2. After a "gentlemanly discussion” Sher— _ loci: was forcefully, but neatly laid flat on the floor by Half. Wla. Pearson 3. Sherlock: is uzimarried but on his income lax; return, claimed exemmlon foe TWO CHILDREN! T51; tsl: 0h Kelly’s hag “wiggle“ oeemo to wear the pools in the family. The other day O’Kolly had a (lichens: of a. limo getting the bolt and giants to cooperate. Why has a certain chubby Englishman, whose initials are llomlo “mam” Goodman, been wearing two belts and a pair of sus~ {modem lately? FLAME! Elm only Flt-ml: Pomona: mom ' models. is in life class. “Lard” (Show is Willing on maboh his hips with any in'me fiepaxlmenl. He’s allo‘hippy, perhaps. The Spirit of Sir Oliver Newton is or» xlously awaiting developments in the Blooni'sleinfloldsmim feud. Cooanova Comfort delighls in carrying lm‘lvos, glow, and black jacks. Use: them to fight off the ferns will": Casanova? Mamlnok, ’tio said, can dotemljoo your ago, parentage, breed, and chances of rais- ing a musloohowml lay your hand writing. l’.‘l'l.roly l’oromlal Milton Mlorlinelo Came to Meolmnleo lost Tues- day w No kids. *ln’d you know that Abe Frehléoh is Mike Todd’s idol? WEI/we you heard of Benin Burleleh’o red heeded girl friend who’ll so egolielleol ohe wrizeo his letters rilh reel typowlller rlb' Mos. find so, as: O’Kelley sold! when Mo belt oroho, let’s drop the whole Eklngruln so long untél the neact lime. GEE EUEEE. Now spring woar lo now helm; «lioploo'oll. Stylioln stm‘ttswlll truly be in style. will: the latest ohooks in red and block mm; mm helm; shown. Slim Suzy will loo tho wallow of al.- traotion in tho black loll long“! milling that me on display. ' Gay torrid red with the usual trim. of canary yellow has met with a decided no seep in popularitr . A new bonnet designed by Seamanelli combines these colors to the best advantage by using a live canary sewed on to an oval. torrid red which is perched on milady’s brow. Il‘to difficult to maintain equilibrium, however, when the little bird decides to take to wing. In order to counteract this off-balance Seaponelli has comdescendingly supplied a bird cage to keep the bird from ewtcnsioe flight. At its off moments the cage can also be used as a hot loom. For owning wear “Miguel. has doolgnod a dignified dinner straight joolwl, thaw (no adding the guosm for dinner to roi'roln from poclmling tho silvomvaro. Hook; of woolooml partisan have hastened to buy a complete stock of those jackem, for once: their gamete; have donned these wallets their poolwm‘ omn ho easily picked. Consequently tho hoot: operates; at a prom looteod oil o loom No longer will a windy day along Lake Michigan be a field day for photographers. For today ‘Viodes 2's happy to announce the completion of on oll«ooer cellophane zipper jacket Now milody fair can strut in the Easter parade with no fear of having her appearance milled by the naughty wind or having her sensitive nature agitated by inconsiderate photographers. Now as never before We know the answer to that question “Are they mioo or men?" Mice is the answer, for it took lho mouoe to revolutionize men’s wear. "files, the mouse brown check in formost in the Easter par» ado. l’dlont leather gloves, potent leather oomph, and, ll; potent loathe:- wallot will; a. potent loutlmr bow proezwlooely porohofl on lab yawn]; leather mnpeo complete the oooeoomv- ion to this} mouse brown will. ' And so my door foslzlomlloloo we folio loovo of you E01" outlay. {loo you in tho opting parade. Emool“ glol' Mom: fllrooolm Exollo, Elloololm, Ellooglool . fiolol’lolom El Wlll’ glows: Monoll‘ifiiro filolfioooflol’o Eime, place, and situation; Noon on a crowded south-bound south comgmo ego» prose; the innumerable invdiwlrlohe Eds: ond coeds of Illinois Tech ore hurrying to their first hour class. The owls are occupied by the coeds (Sniywéeell while the ardent, attentive, co’hoiderole moles atody the prerequisite of all ooweeo, namely strap hanging. (Imagine women oonoidered first in an Institute of Tech- nology!) . CAST 0F CHARACTERS: flieopzltnawthe school bell of all time, neatly attired in her sparkling white 14 all n MEG? ’4! 3‘1! ’7' 4‘ Emma 0134.174} is: on at .1; 15,000 omdonto can't be wrong boating 15,090 otudento mmoo _ boot for ”tho water cooler in me boon. pt’tzoohwd to {loony Weinom proval which is balm; anxious; will prevent further otudento oi mimic. W 161 4‘ WKWMMIE’EW .llmton (ll/co; Thelma, mom/ml of “'l'on Mighty do a Bar Ely” issued the following elatem _ promo: “American bowl: hoe Germ {he pzovorblolwyou know, and El damnedll” E’gfllfllfifi The Board of Trooteeo in h nounoo the osiahliolomem oi? the perpetuation of beer drink oamyuo, George W. Allison dog the ldoal The first stop in mm mom will be a oupozmoloooal , normal imdor the aooploeo or of ’l’moleeo, which will loo loo mg Friday as; 8 pm. in the contestants are moo/casted to go with one unopened half gallon final (make ooz’e mot WE! loo first five men to {mien their :3 malt: alive for 5 minutes all name will hummauloolly adv strolls, which will loo. 2. feature (continued on gage :5: ml omw EEEEE and Eleofioomoo