Student Publicationrof the , ENGiS ENSTETUTE DE TECHNGWGY ' 3300 Federal St. CHECRiGO. ELLENGIS lalished Weekly During the College Year By the Students of I. I. T. RflPflEBKHTED FOB? NATIONAL ADVERTISER“) l3? Notional fitcivcmemg fiemee, lac. {051m Poélislécr: Representative £120 MADEwN Ava. NEW Yam“. MY. CSHCMO ' BOIHON ' L03 “Rift” ' SM‘ Fflhflflfiflq ch53, 187’9." P , , at. a. Jr 0113 studios and a p re ‘section.’ The per; sonnel office and five executiize offices will lbe‘ found on the room floor oesicles an information desk and an assortment of concessions. The second floor of the building will house a mammoth editorial room circularly al‘rangecl around the re—wrlte and copy (leeks for maximum speed and efficiency in Ihandliang the great volume oi‘ news that is expected to flow daily through the tiepartment. Feature and sports will be written and rewritten in offices on the third floor of the building, and the Sunday depart— ment will occupy the fourth floor. Six elevators are to be installed throughout the building for the con- il as second class matter October 16, mo, at venlenee of emu" workers. ostoffice at Chicago, lllinms, under the Act of Upon graduation, members of th e present staff, if capable and willing, will be employed by the new or Year Single Copies, 10 Cents Each . publication with starting salaries ranging from Managing Board w; V ”l .l‘ . ' l ‘ "uh ‘« 3,, r 5.41 Mil at; Mr] “35$,” ”4* _ $2060 to $25,006. Ey employing members of the fl‘eclmolow News; omit, the new newspaper- will benefit immeasurably from the wide journalistic experience these waiters have to their credit. With rapid etrlclee, the publication at this; institu- tion has advancetl from the lowly four page weeklies known as the shutout Tot-h blows and Lewis; News. to the eight page wonder tabloid, Technology Nowe, and finally to a daily newcpaper, The Belly Tech. all of this occurlug in lees than a score of years. At this time, members of managing board of ”Technology Mews; wish to express their common opinion as lollawc: “Life will never be the same without four flights of atom to climb.” yum you “Millet As a result of the vigorous campaign sponsored by the Technology News to reform the Armour Ca- feteria, students on the South side campus will now be able to (liocaml their iron stomachs and ioosen their halts. No longer will such ul‘luppetiz~ lug titlee as; “Ptomeine Gardens” and “The Greasy Spoon” be in order for the mimetic. will the cafeteria be regurtleti as the rich man's ex- clueive eating place. From the treasurerle office comes word that the prices on all meals sold there will be lowered cow, thereby mowing the lunch room’s profit to a more 50%. in prices, a vast improvement in the quality of the food served is twice plazmeti. With the above notice came, the following ototement given out by the treasurer: “We have always felt that what the stutlents meal to a good 35 cent plate lunch, but we just never found tile time to plan it out. When the easily examiners realized the physical Mate of the average student at ll‘T, however, they suggested, through indirect chunoelo, that we consider a few changes in the coie'teita. loiet‘coted as we are in national health remodel—tie and, consequently, nu- tionol defense, we agreed with them that these changes should be male.” Beoldee the reduction Because of this geucmm geeture by the school’s administration, it wiil now be poeeible to purchase a meal consisting of 2/ ounces; of vegetable, 1% ounce glow; of milk for the Seneationally low price of 35 cents. Think of it, Tet-hawks; for 35 come you, too, will be able to feast like a king. Now you, too, can afford to out at the Armour Cafeteria anti gain the 30 lbs. necessary to bring your tiaeight back. to normal. We admit that this is difficult to believe, but there it more to the story them just a; recluctioulu prime. The quality and quzmtity of the food served will now surpass that of anything ever served before in the cafeteria. From this time on, nothing but the choicest grade B meat cote will be oezyerl. Ime’tcad of slices of brew} anti 3 the usual thickness of 0.0%?) mchee, the student will ____ J as. . NC" 7 £me 1’ “fl receive a cut of meat 6.38% inches thick. Coca-Cola w construcie as a homo and other syrups semeci at the fountain will no longer be monufacturetl in the organic chemistry laboratory but will be obtainecl from outside eources. Bread over a week old anti eggs over two months old will not be served, thee (ioiug away with an old practice. The bacon in your bacon, lettuce and tom- ato sandwiches will no longer have to be eaten raw since 30 extra Btu’s have been allotted. for the grill- ing of each strip of bacon. A promise has aleo been matie that the menu will he varietl at least twice weekly to satisfy the etudeote’ unquenchable desire gloat, Technology Home has 311in at the fi'eupreme achievement. President Hem'y T. . ['nnouncement, yesterday, of a glam to @Dfl' Elmk'DEGgy News from a weekly publimtion {lolly morning newspaper astoumled persons efiucational circles and was cause for great ion among faculty members and modeling. , newspaper, which is to go under“ the i“ The Emily {if-och will be housed in a four like building on the southwest corner of Thirty—Time Streets, and its press rooms lay a one-story “taxpayer” which is to ti directly behind it. The first issue of the will be distributed April 31, 1941, and the will be handed to Presiclem Heald from , tely decorated reviewing stand on ngen To top this. all oil, the waitresses have been in- structed to discontinue their old practice of wash- ing their hands in the pickle jar and drying them on the unsuspecting student’s; soudwich. They have also been told to confine their coughing to their The managing board of @ecimology New; Wishes to commend those members of the administration responsible for this decision to make these striking changes. These men have finally realized; that the threatens Chicago’s only other morning ' t is the successful student, the out», . l1 _ . ,. . 3. . ”'11 complete extinction, the new news;— __ . . ,, Frivolous? To the Students and Faculty of Illinois: Institute of Technology: With the kind commission of the Editor of. the TECHNOLOGY NEWS l have been able to reach the student body with my mess- age of condemnation of the frivol- ous material which has recently been apoearing in the student pub- licatiou. After a lengthy consultation with the most brilliant and intel- lectual students which this insti» lotion of learning numbers among its; undergraduates, 1' have come to the conclusion that there is a mounting wave of indignation at much of the material that has been appearing upon the pagee of the publication which should rep- resent the highest in attainment of the literary efforts of the po— tentiul engineer. Such material as the SLIPSTICK, STEAMSHOVEL HLITZKRIEG, and OTHER CAM» FUSES are the height of imbeciL ity, ellallowness of wisdom, silli- ness, incapacity, vacancy of mind, clouded perception, lack of intel~ llgeuce, hebetude, moroslm, and in competence of the feature writer. This; (lrlveling idiocy is a potent sign of premature senile dementia. Such irrationality, conceit, rash~ nose, sophietry, and nugacity are the zenith of tomt‘oolery, amphi- gol‘y, farmgo, Such z‘uaterlal is certain to incur the dieplaccncy and ostracism of those persons posseoing the sug- acity and perspzicacy usually aw sociated with the intellegentla. This type of unprovoked bolder» (lash is unbecoming of the high place which Illinois Institute of Technology (with campuses at Armour, Lewis, the Art Institute, and across the tracks) ranks in scholastic circle. ‘Yee! We do rank! Be proud of yourselves and your school and someday you may be rank yourself. Not only is this; motion bombast detrimental because of the afore» mentioned reasons, but it also prevents the inclusion of material which is undoubtedly of interest to all students. I would like to see more articles of the intensely interesting subject of the bound“ any conditions of fifteen power- seven variable :supel'~polynomiule. There have been pitifully few (lis- eertatlone on the theoretical source of light between 7899.09 and 7899.11 Angstrom uolts. More monographs; on the elastic otabib ity of unhomogeneous hyperbolic cylinders; in torsion. From my own knowledge there have been oeveral treatises on re cent inventions; which have been delecteu from publication because of lack of room. All my friends are interested in the simplified small-model Show Cruiser with no airplane. This vehicc io intend- ed to be used for transportation through city streets and become a competitor of the automobie. Some of the humor in our es- teemed publication is decidedly of the questionable type. We, the men at Armour, do not want to corrupt the morale of those young, innocent specimens of young wo- menhooclwthe Lewis coeds Do we? Then let us all fight these evils; which tend to demoralize, de- generate, (lllapldate, blot, play the very devil with, and exulcerate our college life. Mgermon A. ”torque, Elli/2 SWEEP emooo fine Feefomaoce flatly SEE Typey Booze 'e El E113 fi.}m, E ed'Mr. “It” Mom of South Xi, . _ - r1 x' “ Mytlln‘ivolous? To the editoor. " , .1 am one of. yure most interesttd modem and want more etull that I can reed. You ellipsticlt columc is pretty good but comm of the ‘ jokes are hard to understand» «an suttle sombody told me. I and all ~ the Other people I have epoltégto. ‘ V want more lunney stuff. There is ‘ ‘ to much junk like editorrielsy pitchers of :teechers, intermolel- sports, and stuff like that there. , .. We all want more pitchers of the‘glrle that go to our scholl be cause i never get to see any of them at all. Everbody talks plenty but nobody ever brings; around any the gurle -- i don’t think they are alive more. Sumbody told me they cume to owr (sample on fri— days. but I look all over and see nothing. If yure paper don‘t print less about eteem turplues, Power con- ferences, relays, and meetings I’m ltwltting the: joint for good. Da ya wantta malice sumthlu of it? I am gettin mad. Gl‘l‘l'l“. Nuts. Just alum: New floumoew (continued from page one) door. Union Lounge. After waking up the aeecmbloge he found opin- ions ranged from, “What curricw lum?" to , “Gtet the ll";: ( )1! out of here!" As to the curriculum changes themselves. Such pestilences as calculus, phyelce, mechanics and thermodynamics will be elimlw atod completely. More radical stu— dents favored the execution of the professors handling these subjects, but this phase of the action has} . not as yet been decided upon. By unanimous and enthusiastic agree» ment the first couree to be addeti to the curriculum was; Anatomy. This will he a four year, twenty hour a week. It will be throughly illustrated. Professor Lothario I. M. Shotte, faculty cutup, has prom- ioecl to teach the course and ru- mor has it that the professor le making “contacts” among hie many chorus girl friends to come to IIT and aid in teaching of the course. (Editor’s note: The prof was still out on a hinge at press time and could not be located for a Statement.) After reconsidering the matter the Student curriculum committee decided that freshmen were not to he admitted to the course and that seniors would be given front seats. Second of the new courses to Hoyle 201, or, as it is known at other institutions, Winning Aces 416. The introduction of this course has largely been due to the efforts of the Humane Society on behalf of the lowly freshmen. Said Miss Agatha Rrypuss, presi- dent of the H. 8., “It’s simply ter— rible the way those nasty seniote take carfare and lunch money from the clear little freshmen. The least the institution can do is teach new students the rudiments of card playing’.” The course will be taught by Joseph P. Blow, not- ed exponent of the art of practi- digitation and author of, “Ten Years in the Student Lounge” The records show that Mr. Blow should have graduated in ’23. Ex- perts, however, predict that this outstanding event will not occur until sometime around ’58. Most promising of the. new courees will be Woo Pitching 763. This subject will be under the tutelage of a graduate student, . Sylvester Maybee, who was elect“ r