MARCH 25, 194.1

 

Gadzoohe! Where in blazes; did I put that

thing. Joepers it’s five weeks over due
now. Wonder if they’ll let me in class with-
out it. Three postcards and I still haven’t
turned it in. Oh well, dear students you’ve
guessed by this time that l’sa talkin’ bout
the program cards. Better get ’cm in.

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2’: tall. solcmn‘looliing Negro, mulling his
annual trip for his; holiday purchases, was
a little belated, ronching the. city on Chriso
mus Eve.

Having iinishcli his shopping, ho was
hurrying to the station to catch his waiting
train. when lie stumbled; a jug fell to the
sidewall; with a crush and the precious con»
tents at once become a. mow wet place on
the concrete. '

He stood for a moment, flawed by his mire
fortune. The“. as he turmoil army from
the heartbreaking sight, he will in ingu—
brious tours: “llzih now! Chris’mun done
romeo-anyone!"

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When a girl is; a feast of beauty, every
young fellow wants to eat with his hands.
fr 9.: an a
llowle Slovenia: How's your girl, Dick“?

Dick Slimmer” Not so goon.
llmvic: You always; were lucky.
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They're picking up the plums

With a (lustpan and a rake,

Because he grabbed El silken knee
When he shook} have grahhctl thc
brake.

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Maid: "When .locy asked you on to his:
apartment last night dill his expect you to
acquiesce?”

Celestine: “No, he just woulcil u iiiiic
necking."

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There was an old woman who liver! in o
choc,
She had so many children,
She didn’t know what to allow
Evidently!
as A: 2r- ir

lioh—~“You remind me of the beautiful
moon.”

Margo-«“Whut do you mean?“

ilr;li—~“Kin(la bright, but not so hm.”

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Wealthy Playboy: “What would you say,
baby, if I told you that you haul the going?”

Cute Chorinc (eagerly): “Let’s gol”

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Honpimlity

Guest (to host in new home): “l-iello. olzl
pal, how do you find it here?”

Host: “Right upstairs, two doors to the
left.

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Engineer: if you start at a given point on
u give-n figure and trawcl tho cutire- clinic-2mm
urouml it, what. will you gel?

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“Now that I’m a witness, must i haw
everything?’

“No, no, merely cross your legs.”

A. Goon immmroh

Pat and Mike were detailed for scout duty
overseas. The commanding oliicer orrlered
them to conceal themselves in a cow’s hide
and pretend to graze over toward the Ger-
man trenches. Pat was given the front legs
and Mike the hind.

All went well until Pat received a prod
from his buddy, “Come, let’s get out of
here,” hissed Mike.

“What’s the matter?” queried Pat.

“Matter!” snorted Mike. “Mi-gawd here
comes a German with a milk pail?”

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A squirrel who received through the mail
A bid to a dance from a “quail,

Said. “It‘s one of my faults

That i never could waltz,

But, boy, can 1 spin on my tail!”
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TECHNOLGGY NEWS
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“lathe: firecltn Wong 5%.

GODS
Robert J. lilraagan

Alpha. Sigma Phi dejected the Phi Kaps
last Monday, 4149. The game, although a
sportsmanslilce aficir, was roughly fought
and the contestants all remembered the
game the mast day. The Alpha Slgs power
11014.3(? includes Captain Himsmidcr, Larson,
Snmistro'n'z, Riltenhome, Anderson, Dam-
bros, [Nausea and the high point men! Haclo
harlh'and McCullough of track: fume. Presl—
dcnt Earle Hurt/them was elected captain of
{he swimming team. He has been high
point man this year.

Next Sunday, March all, FM Kamila Sigma
Will have its formal initiation. There will
he. seven new brothers; titlinittet‘l to the
loll}. The, Pill flops from ”University oi Chi-
cago are lulfiaiing om: mun, am} they will
join forces with llliuoiu Tech to give rill tho
buys a wonderful initiation.

Grtecnhcrg got curious one week end as to
what Taylor was doing with his time at
Northwcstern. He went up there one night
and he hasn’t been back since. The brothers
think he either fell in or a sorority house
got him for a mascot.

Triangle is pleased to amwmwc the pledg-
ing of John. Geraldi and Edward illichalelc.
The dance held last Summing; night was a
how-ling mistress Triangle haul the lorgcst
zumout mince Rush Week. Pledge Amie?-
mn. was running umucl: iivilh his candid
camcru and. Chick Ball in taking quite
a hit of ribbing as o res-till.

Brothers hooky, Uliu‘h, Mcfllcneghan,
lrvin, Rum. and Moglll have just returned
from a week «and down at Louisville where
Triangle has just inducted a new chapter.
li‘lushw-Mr. Wool; has a now hat.

Pi Kappa. PM is looking for rolcnllul cal
owncrs. The Pi Kama have his! laid a big
lizncniory of fresh cats.

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Arr Nowo

The marble halls; of the instilling rover.
berated with the old “loe Collcgc Spirit”
when Dodger Goodman was download by
a spirited group of sopiin. The action was
not appreciated, and, no a result, the rogues
rereivcti u pertinent lecture iron: the fac~
ulty.

 

 

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Meliinscy lost his interest in ”0. ll. de-
sign" (I don’t know what it is either) when
hc became attached to a ravishing little dish
(Barbara) “way up at MU. Another fresh.
mun, Ego Cwiak, has boon tolling us; that

lately there are things, llc'llldlfil himucif,
that have been inspiring him. This, tsk.

Spring fever is surely setting in curly.
1&1 3k I“

The fur. recently flew whom Superman
Woehrl sauntercd into the room, and
found his hat, scarf, ovcrtrout, etc, sus-
pended from a pipe twenty loci overhead.
Altcr long minutes of consternation, the
iliilstlale Demon solved his troubles with
the aid of a tottery drafting moo}, a long
window pole, and a back wrenching stretch.
This was followed with oaths and threats-—
No action yet.

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Farrell and Hanson spent the other eve-
ning “around the corner,” and wobbled
home in high spirits. Thundering into the
dorm at 3 am. They proceeded to activate
a box of fire crackers. After the smoke
cleared away, Ed and Herb were found fab-
ricating a wild tale about some fire-spitting
dragon slithering through the Window—so
it’s true what they say about Zombies.

5,: is a v:

Playful Pearson's pranks positively pe-
lel‘ed out. The tables turned he spent a day
trying to ward ofi' an avalanche of letters,
(log leashes, and photos of sad-eyed‘spaniel-
types-of girls. Finally when confronted
with some very interesting evidence, that
was rifled from his wallet. Pearson finally
admitted defeat saying, “I got nothing to
say."

Honey Chile almost ruined the column
this week by behaving herself (I can’t be-
lieve it either). So, as they say at 1m.
House, let’s put on our skirts and go for
a beer.

CHEFS TOXTO.

 

GODHESSES
By llclcu lilarzullo

Olin. for the. lilo of a pledge!

Luci 'ilucsday, live girls were pledged to
the. Sigma OmiCmu Lambila Somrity. They
are Phyllis Hagar, limo Powell, Lorraine
Audcmon, Elsie Rystlcn, and Joanna Alton-
kllflllp. Last Friday, the girls had pledge
council. Now, the little pledges know just
what they must do, why, how, where, and
when they must do it. The three coups
will be away from school for eight weeks,
so they have duties to perform outside of
school, While Rae. and Phyllis will carry on
right here!

The Raphael uecm to won on a “double
or nothing“ hauls. There was a double serv-
ice held at, .lealuctlo’n home last Sunday.

. a monthly meeting and the pledging
ceremony. Mam Kruger- is the new plcdgc
who has joined the ”mole ranks." Congrat-
ulations Mac. Mac, as you all know, is
the queen of the gymmshe handles a bad.
minton racket like a professional, and lo ul-
so very handy with hows and arrows. During
the vacation week, the girls will enjoy the
pleasures of life. Wednesday night. they will
dance at O'Henry Ballroom in Willow
Springs, and on Friday night many of them
are going swimming at. Blackhawk Park.
That’s a good way to greet and prepare
for the new quarter.

(in April 5. the Sligmus will have dinner at
Mm. Stevens, after which they will attend
a play at the Goodimm Theatre.

A week’s vacation between quarters; is
a wonderful thingwat least for lil‘illie 8mm.
She will spend the vacation week in Chum»
puign. Last Sunday, the girls had a fare-
well party for {Ruth Carpenter. She’s leav-
ing Lewis and will resume her studies in
Iowa. Good luck to you, Ruth.

That‘s all for now, folks! Hope you‘ll on»
joy your vacation!

Stuocnt’ Princc

Once more the well known Student Prince
cnthralls the Chicago theatcrgoers from
the stage of the Grand Opera House. Those
who have had the pleasure of witnessing
pcrformances of former years find a new
cast that has ably filled the position of its
[)rcilcccsssors.

Ralph Magelscen for the most part turns
in an excellent performance. However, in
my opinion, he overplaycd the scene Where
he bids farewell to Kathie in his room at
the inn. Without doubt the Prince’s sing-
ing surpassed his acting.

“Deep in My licart” is romantically ren-
dered as a duct by the Prince and Kathie,
portruycd by Yola Galli. For the remainder
of the operetta’s run Barbara Scully is rc~
placing Yola Galii in the feminine lead.
Noblessc Oblige caused the unhappy term-
ination oi" a tender romance between the
young Prince Karl Franz and Kathie, the
niece of the keeper of the inn of the Three
Golden Apples. Prince Karl decides to
spend his year of freedom, prior to his in
heritunce of the throne and his marriage
to his couuin, Princess Margaret, at Heidel-
berg. Here he meets and, at first sight, falls
deeply in love with Kathie, who is toasted
by the students at Heidelberg as their Queen
of the Saxon court. Recalled by the death
of his grandfather to Karlsberg, Prince
Karl leaves Kathie. After a lapse of time,
Toni, a former waiter at Heidelberg, arrives
at. the court and awakens a trend of vivid
memories for Karl, now king. Trying to re—
capture some of the happiness of his stu»
dent life, Karl returns to Heidelberg only
to find old friends gone and Kathie, acting
in accordance with Princess Margaret’s
pleadings for Karl’s love, betrothed to an-
other.

’l“he play was ably supported by the rest
of the cast. Comic relief was supplied by
the quips and antics of Lutz, the prince’s
valet, a “most important personage" ac-
cording to himself. This role was taken by
Detmar Poppin. Melissa Mason, portraying
the part of the maid at the inn, stole the
show with her unusual dancing, which do
fies description.

The male chorus, led by Donald Gage, in-
terpreted the songs of Sigmund *Rom‘oerg
very admirably. Particularly well. sung were
the “Drinking Song" and “Serenade.”

   
 

10d! We’ll have to get a—hold of a suit
again . . . Jerry? . . . Nah, I lost the last one
he lent me. in a‘crap game . . . Muskovich?
He only got the suupenders . . . Well, darn
it, I got to have a suit Friday nite for that
classy Col-lop! Boy, that should be a lullan
palooza~~good music midst fashionable cur-
roundings and stuflf. Got to get a suit . . .
got to get a suit. . . . got to g . ..

tit Ill til 11’-

(JOMIE ONE COME} ALL
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There ouglniua lie :1 low again“:

We have been requested by uovoml irate
gradually students to short a (aimpuign for
the illldl‘uuillilflfl ot‘ additional phonon in the
grudun‘tc hounc. ,lli; ucomo than; from ”i yum.
on into the woo hours», the only phone in
tho joint is monopolluml by “Brother Crow-
ford" who, they claim, ilmlo it a helium.
lot cheaper to «will up “tho little woman"
rather than to take her out! (Edit; New: li’m
afraid youho guys is ounlr. wince Pupil mu—
con would have to shell out the neccusary
Hholmlu which is definitely not like halting;
omidy from a hairy!)

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FRI DAY, APRIL 18
Ill ilk lie ill

Tech Relay .‘lottingu: Lots of Phi Katie
and Alpha Sigs enjoying the games, after
hearty meals at the ‘houuee’ . . . Looks like
an “all-blondes” night as every accoml Ar-
mouritc comes with a blonde anchor. . . .
Roy .lmaolmcn outsltanding exception with.
his fiery red head. . . . Several of the status
plotting an aftertheflelaye binge . . . Bzzzzi

Hat’s oil to Dick Barry, one of the most
optimistic lads at School. This young notion
in] makes a date at 3:30 every Friday after
noon in spite of physics lab and to (late hats
not missed a date.

 

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Flash: Well, well, Miss Nichin seen knit»

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Communique No. 778. Latest roman-i2; from
the green army’s nun. indicate tho simian
tion well under control. The battle of hilt/cili-
os, a bloody thrcc (lay light, has critical with
heavy losses and a crushing «lcl'out lion.- tho
sowallcd class of "till". Govomment oliioialu
have intervened to prevent further «loom
truction of future (‘2) ouglneero.

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Late report from the Junior Formal via
long-lost agent 2545, found raving in the
wilds of Cicero.

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Jim Walker, after singing, shouting,
laughing and talking for several hours;
found himself rather hoarse. zlpproacliiing
Don Ely he, whiupcrml to him, “Have you
seen my voice?” Don's denial resultoo. in
a diligent Search for Jim’s missing lanmyx,
Ed. Note: There it goes, crawling along
the. floor. )m‘eful Jim, don’t run. into ltli

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ONLY $1.50
it: all 7? =l<
Ed Strauss, a stationary swimmer at his

‘hcst, tried a pair of those new foot type

duck paddles. To his surmise, he found
he could get going so he swam head on
into the wall. Ed’s Note: Speed is what the
team needs Ed, but paddles as yet are not
regulation.
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Gus Muhtakas comes across! Dashing Lo-
thario finally hooked. Well, he met her,
Eileen Robinson, two weeks ago; there is
no secret marriage but he will marry in
three years. Gus quotes “She’s a good kid,
nice personality.”
Eula Note. Guy's she’s his flesh, lay oil.
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