PliGE 6 f,‘ awe/4' "swoemfiwp 9,, 5m . A By Bob Saigli The amazing Mr. Miller again scores with “I Dreamt I Dweit in Harlem” which nun (looiitcclly will be a tremendous hit. It is played in a slow swing tempo with plenty of power and kick. On the reverse side is a new song “2?; Stone's Throw from Bea-wen” which is still in the slow groove with beau‘ tiful, close harmony. Roy Eberle sings the vocal and is; backed by the lemons Glenn Miller velvet sexes. (Elucblrtl. emcee) . . . With St. Patrick’s day Decca relcoeca three albumo and several separate records of Kelsi: music. “Favorite {risk Songss" as sung by Phil Regan: is the best of the albums. The instrumental accompaniment for Mr. Regan is under the direction of Victor Young. (Decca, Album No. 2/95). Bing Crosby sings two famous old Irish Ballads “Bio Your Mother Celine From Irelom ” and “W'liero tile River Shannon Flows," and is accom- panied by the King‘s Men (Decca, 36%}. Connie Boswell contributes her hit with “Kerry Dance." On the reverse side is “X Hear :1 Rhapsody” (fleece, ems) . . . a song that was published and recorded. six months ago is just now becoming popular. At the time the tune first appeareti Benny Gom‘lmon and his orchestra recorded: it and their recording of “Tim Moon Won‘t Talk” is still the best. The vocal is handleci 61ny by Helen Fort-cot. The reverse stile is a song that was popular at the time tile record first came out “I Can‘t lion: Yeti Anymore." The vocals are ogeirt taken care of by Helen Forrest (Coltimola, eels?) . . . Eerie Mmlriimera. famous exoooem. oil the Latinfimcrican‘way in motierri dance rhythm, makes his debut on Victor records with “Uzi, Dos, Ties, Ul’i lice“ a rumba with ’i‘lto Rodriguez doing the vocal retrain. The coupling “Un Memento“ is played in bolero rhythm (Victor, allow}. . . . Lyon and floaty are offering classic records at a sohstontial gearing-s". the price liming only twenty-nine cents. Eitromte Willimfs, Rovcl’s llolcro mm merry om.» famous works are inclmlmi in the large eclection. . . . The world. lost a great eitlerlaioei’ one band leader when Hal Kemp suceumoctl to pneumonia. following an outomoolle oc- cident several weeks ago. Two 01! tile mice from his last recording session appear llllfi week, “It All Comes Back To Me New” rmrl “Tallcm’ To My Heart.” The vocol’e, Bob Allen 017. the first and Janet Blair on the second, are backed by the familiar sto- ccalo brass and swirling some that come lo be known as the Kemp signature. Near the conclusion of the latter Hal is heard in. a short clarinet solo. (Victor, 272x35). o ifieeeleem (Continued from page five) at the house, and then dancing to the music of the new amplifying system brought by pledge Wibcrg. Norm Carey had a toogh time keeping track of the blind date he lied through the courtesy of one William “Wizard. Thanks to Bill Plemgey, the new social chairman, for his extensive planning and preparations. Triangle km} a El. Pat‘s tiaxtce last Qat- rtlziy. Eriangie also supported the Armour Reiayo. Pi Kappa Phi pledges Morris and Kulilr are technically in Miami, Florida for the pur- pose of filing divorce proceedings (and they’re so young). ‘Will (my results come of Willman carrying the torch for Alice? Well, Uncle Sam has found work for three of the Gamma Rhos. Yes, Rae Berry is giv— ing his services to the U.S. Marine Corps: Joe Nowak is now a soldier; and Frank Reiplinger (“Rip," to us) has joined the navy “to see the world.” Good luck to you, boys, and I’m sure Uncle Sam will find your services very satisfactory! TECHNflLflG‘if News Peycliooetlilc loom By Vlad Ffllio am} Edi Farrell Tim woesooo T0511) Tobacco is a filthy weed; The devil himself sows lite seea>~ Bulls your teeth and smells your clothes And makes a chimney of your nose . . . mElder Olson. Smoking his way through school on other people’s cigarettes, the weed—leech lurks furtively about the campus. His cheery greeting is but a blind for a dark and nefarious purpose; his frank bloodshot eyes and yellowed incisors mask the insensate greed inherent in this species. To the on- qualified layman and the lowly yet flavid freshman, but one type of cigarette- mood:- or 'presents itself. However, having con- ducted extensive surveys, the Dies Com- mittee for the investigation of subversive activities has classified these parasitic types on the basis of method: 1. Timid Type. Stamie stariiig through tobacco-starved eyes. inhaling great lung- i‘uls of other people’s smoke, but lacking the courage to beg a butt of his; very own. 2. Subtle Typo. Wonders about school making strange noises as lie filters oil‘ and conversation through the fouled stem of his empty eigeretieholder, hoping to con— vey his mute message to a benevolent eoui. it. Boldmmce Type. Greets perfect and im- perfect strangers illioertioiiy with, ”Yegob tasmoltebud?" ll. Melancholy Typo. Reviews catas— trophes of his life, hoping to hit upon a compassionate listener who will cheer him with a cigarette. 5.. Ioozzwltut Type. Requires stimulation furnished by a smoke before developing the courage to bum a smoke. 6. Cliorkroom Type. Succeecmlly manages to check his overcoat containing his non-5 existent pack. and offers checkroom stub ifrom theatre in Daytoo, Ohio) 215.: eecurity for the loan of e coffin-nail. “e”. Hijzwker 'l‘ypv. Favors direct awroach, swooping along the seam to friemie pocket, neatly lifting a butt, lighting it and asking with his first pull of smoke, “Mimi?" ll. ileiectivc Typo. Seems to piiler any cigarettes but his own brand. ll. Bowie-lilo ’l‘ypo. Swatches meet} from the twitching lips of the expectant mooker. it). oeiowmiw Typo. Screaming “field that light." he pounccs upon the unwary, on m. , sum; g; a.“ e or, fumbling forth a cigarette pack which upon inspection proves empty. This he comes anti with a disdainful gesture throws to the ground. Offered a cigarette, be ac- cepts, after retrieving the empty pack which he files for future use. ll. Crusty ’l‘ype. His stock in iratle is the following phrase: “Can I have a match to light one of your cigarettee?” However, the greatest subterfuge in the moocher’s art is practiced by the Quit Smoking Type, which may be subfiivided into two main branches: teat. Claims to have sworn oil tobacco, whereupon sundry friends tantalizingly of- fer him cigarettes, for such is human na- ture. Forgetting his vow of abstinence, he immediately accepts all ofi‘ers. 12-8. Conversely, convinces his friends that smoking is detrimental. Generously offering to aid them, he volunteers to re- move from their vicinity the source of their temptation. Operating with the fervor of a fanatic, the luck of the devil, and the twisted cun- ning of a nicotine-soaked mind, the Tobac- co Toad soon becomes weed'jittery enough to stand in four places at once. There is an advantage to it, though-«he never has to finger-flip the ash from his borrowed cig- arette. filllzleclcof Weigh-ho am] tawny we. go! into the last lap of this quarter's nowo with a yipo for good om gossip. We see (how could we miss it!) that Greemwood's Coalitions have finally received their shirts with putty embroidery ct all. If the boys bowl as well as they look: they’re a cinch. (Ed’s note: Cinch for what?) Those two old Phi Rap housemothers, Jane and Aldo, wish to inform the brothers that they were not in the car at the time of the gendarme‘s invasion. The doorman of the Studebaker Theater will verify their statement as the two lassies were waiting 30 long he nearly locked them in. Cutest sight oi the week was “Alla" Con- nie Gary’s feeding corn to “Sonny Boy" Bob Weiss on a knife. The little man should he able to feed himself. with .21 few more such excellent lessons. By the way Sol, we would like to See those childrenmtne world is just one our- prise after the other. Prof. Glow:- has challenged “Tiny Tim” Meyer to a race up three flights of stairs free-style. The ymf is giving good odds, so get your money down early. By the Way, at your next party, try 5: Meyer depth bomb. They are guaranteed to make you forget the coming exams. We (sought a textual: preview of tiiu Gamma Rho floor oiiow, anti it‘s 2:0 hot the audience is going to be provided with asbestoo oval» mate. The chorus has. been Wiimctefl by Michael Todd on the Strong-{til of their pub- lieity pictures, while Volom arid Yolanda have decided to nmke their retirement; per» menthol. after seeing Mickey and Niel; do Unit scorching rumba. ‘We hear allot) that the quality of the original music has started Bill, and A8011}? to feuding anew over wliiclll will be able to publish it. Come on out and see the show. You’ll be glad you did. The freshmen have really settled down to the life of hardworking men judgmg from the lunch pails they carry. The bucket brigade, complete with thermos bottles, begins at about twelve fifteen and settles down to mawsized sandwiches and mucous laughter. firm lmmilmg; arooml in the ‘oio loci. Monday: Dick Barnes looking for a date. How come boy? Did the Lewis debs de- set-t you? What fatal charm hath this Billie 8mm? Her better half makes the long trek home twice a month to bask in her smiles. (Wich mine dial") The U.S. Postal Department hasn’t been doing right by some of our friends. Claracy, received a letter from the Navy}, but could not make out the semder’s name. Such pop- ularity! Al the other and of the correspon- dence line Annie Asherow. Her Army 1mm has written to her cousins.- and girl friends, but flat to her. Trio, lsk.’ AL bung-up department: We hear that Elaine Maggie is on her feet again after that run-in with the Michigan Ave. bus. Good girl, Elaine, we knew no mere oversized automobile could stop you. Missile Murphy’s Chowder Dom; It warmn ed the cookies of our hearts to see (YR/lim- ilali and Memoir-inc with their laughing eyes celebrating St. Patrick‘s day. Yes, it. definitely has been decided that Connie lives north of the Mason-Dixon line. Bells and lotsa bolls to Sherlock Holman tosses Dept: Our efficient switch-board operator, Miss Codigan has developed into a first class 10- cater of lost people or firms. The situation occurred when a lady recently called her asking whether there was a professor at Lewis who lived in Maywood. Within the twinkling of an eye Miss Cadigan had con- nected her with Prof. Walker. It seemed that the lady’s husband had worked for a firm that had put a new roof on Mr. Waik- er’s house two years ago, but sine did not know the name of the firm. Her husband died last year and to get gov’t. compensa- tion she had to get a statement from the firm. Thus name of the firm was supplied and the needed information secured. You, and where do we go from here? Home E guess. FIFTH CULUMNEST V . m lily Don Biokoii The place—«Furniture Mart’s 12th floor (:lubroom. The TimewMa-ircii 28th Mueic by Carl Schreiber and his lads. The girl ‘? ——H ~ ~ 1,, we can’t. fumieh ev~ erything! See your class social chairman for bids, price $1.50. ‘ m >l¢ iii ii To dale “Wolf” Laben's progress with the Lewis giv'ls’ glee club is nil-~What‘s the matter, Bill, not slz'mn'n’? Cupid’s Corner: The members of the bachelor’s club of the 5~A’s have acknowl edged the loss of a member. Harold Adams: has forsaken single independence for the multiple joys? of wedded bliss. That’s all right, Harold, you lmve sympathizem. u: l4 m it Who Marine dining: mom of the Hilfige- wutet' Beach Hotel was the scenic 01‘ a dance Mulch 7, summon-oil by the 4A’S. The affair was enjoyed by all of the 17 couples who attended. Wayne King and his melody men furnished the rhythms. Among those pre- sent were “Proxy“ Kraegel of the 5A’s whose antics amused many, not mentioning the effect on others. a: m 2t :1: Has the 00-017 course driven you to drink? Any members of the 4111.25- will gladly sup- ply you. with a cure-all recipe recommended by Prof. Wade. ”’3 all a, part of Hydra! wk r- m r , Wendy Morris, Mt is the proud owner of the “dashing" DoSoto ccm‘vertible seen around Armour. ES. The vintage is 1931. Expert. on “going: steady": Roger Olson, M, says, “It isn’t the initial cost its the -up- keep. That‘s not new, Rog’. .7: >14 i: a: Sports Note: In a tight defensive game, the 80bit. Demons out classed the 5A quin- tet 29-18. John flitten‘houoe and Bob Ander- eon marred for the Demons While the sort iors were paced by “Hank” Anderson. The seniors will seek revenge in a return match to be played in the near future. Bert Anderson, shy hero of the Soph's, is a star water polo man. He captains the team of the German-American A. C. which hall shown championehlp form this season. lOtiier (:emgooece Indiana’s Mancherle'r College is planning a courtesy week this month which few lures (m etiquette contest. Contrary to this, the University of Akron recently set aside “Mecmy Day” in which the students could gripe and amuse each other with their favorite practical jokes. :9 e i: a: The, Univei’eity of Oklahoma recently hall a “blitzkrieg" when, because of, an err-rm" in the clam schedule, an Engliesh close and a German class attempted to meet in the some mama—«at the some time. After a period spent in trying to oust: oocii other, Der Fatherland won, and the English class left for a room down the hall. tit a: fi'r at: It is the policy of the University of Chi: cage that instructors are either promoted or dismissed at the end of four years, and assistant professors are either promoted or not reappointed at the end of six year’s Service. )5: xi: W lit The various college surveys reveal that approximately 33% of America’s. coeds coil- sidcr the finding of a husband tile main reason for attending; college. Ono-thirii oi the coeds believe that beauty. one-third that brains, and one-third that beauty and brains; together are what: makes; a coed popular. Dancing is the typical soul’s fav- oritc recreation. In reporting on tile sec- oml question to CUBE survey, a West wed saiii, “Beauty may be only akin (loop, but the boys: go for skim”. (continued other competi cision. Illinois placed sixth i: of the two ex placed. Little] The evenin with the do: crowd was k6 with the pose (ml by the m of Nebraska, though gar-no above his old Junior’s Lewi of the Winn sprint medley field all the W division dash Immediately down perforr the crowd we at; Chicago’s i. almost nosed this distance. a large margt‘ man, Ray R started his leg the gap and feet. behind t sen: State mar 'i‘ildim Not to be gi the crowd in as Tilden’s 'E clads punched in the half on of Stanley Frank Montg Grochwalske with a time ( tin’e 1938 timt Littler bee: first double w oil with the 44 Shortly aftel another doubli ed as Sommt Normal took hurdles in tht Bob Kahler, a surprise in sion hurdles : Finch and C Northwestern highs the orec‘ through and h vath placed fil peetively. In ' rangement we end time in a} set up has sir with three ste of the conven of: three filgh six steps betwe the existing A 0rd of 107.9. Unknown The pole va ished many ti many upsets. the Tech Bela; 1.341%" drum: feet six inches first. Hi9 co—ht was Bob Kine] lad from Chicz gone over th; life till last Sa‘ Bill William champion was of a sore ankle at thirteen feei stick riders” ev The crowd 5' stands at the e] to watch Thist cheloe go for tl‘. thirteen six ma disappointment ed. So, ended : that saw two r a new one set.