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NIARJJE 19, 1943 TIGCI‘INGEAGGY NEWS K’AGE 5
immune mi" N...
recite Moo . noel liter ll

 

The top of the mnrnin’ to you out} as the
chorus girl said when she pounced out on
the stage, “Here’s where “i put the motion
before the house.”

* in at: l.

ilaetue and Liza were roller skating,

when suddenly Liza fell, flopped over and
came up with agility.

“Did you all see how quickly ah recovered
mali equilibrium?" she asked.

"Ah she did,” replied Ramos, “and al-
most before I noticed it was uncovered."

Pk 4; t ’11

The patient was recovering from pneu-
monia. He had (asked repeatedly for food
will finally the nurse served him (l more
wooniul of rice.

A few mlnules later the patient culled
her anti will: “Now I want to read a little.
Brim; me a postage stamp."

or ” 4.1 5%

They say the first time a Scoiclimzm need
free air in s: garage, he hlew out four tires.
44 :9; ill 9;

WANTS A (lumen

Doctor: The host thing you can (lo in give
up (‘igat‘citcu. liquor, and women.“

Patient: XVhat‘u the next heist thing?

In * =2 ill
Ed Ztli-ubck: Can i take you home?
She: More. whore «lo you live?
it fl! fl; *1!
There was a young [ellow named li’clr.
Who hadn’t an atom of fear,
He indulged a desire
’I’o touch a live wire.
(Most (my last line will do here}
ti! in ilk air

Kim} Lolly: ‘Wimt are you crying: for, lib
tie man? “Thom your Home? Eli'herr tin you
live?

Email Buy: ’l‘lxnt‘s what‘s the mutter. ll
don‘t know my name, or wimre it live. We
moved ycutci‘duy null mother won inurrlvrl
again today.

VP! if ill

Seagull No. 1: Who won the hoot rare
down there below us? llervmvi or Yule?

Seagull No. 22 Yale just crowned the line
in the lead.

Seagull No. 3: And to think i put er‘wel}
thing i had on Harvard.
w ' ’h :3!

A young lady, finding herself strantieti
in a email town, asked an old men at the
station where she might spend the night.

“There’s no hotel here,” he said “out
you can. sleep with the station agent."

“Sir!" she exclaimed, “ill have you know
Pin a lady.”

“That’s alright,‘ (irawled the old man.
“so is the station agent.”
’1‘ Ii? *3: an:

Marriage is that part of a girl‘s life that
comes between the lipmici: and hrmxmnlicig.

it 2E: 9i: ii:

BE WEFSE
Gather your kisses while you may.
Time brings only sorrow;
For the girls who are so free today
Are the cltcperons of tomorrow.
,, .

T0 ALL EXer’tVY MEN
“Tsic, isk! Betty’s whole existence seems
to be in running around with sailors."
"Yes, her [file’s in the lap of the gobs.”

A patient purchasing agent sot listening
to a salesman. “To sell goods,” sale the lat-
ter, “you must be a psychologist; you must
be psychic. Now I am psychic; I can read
the minus of the men I call on; for mun-mac.
I know what’s on your mind now.”

“Well, then,” replied the bored purehae-
ing agent, “why éon’t you go there?"

~. zk ,,
NEUGETY
No wonder the little duckling
Wears on its face a frown,
For it has just discovered,
It first pair of pants are down!
4: .

final we come to the end, and as Queen
Elizabeth might have sait'i to Walter Ra}-
eigli. “Keep your shirt on.” 0H MEN!

 

 

“one
llolicri J. (Zrcugam

lh'ltn ’l‘mu Dcita hold their annual elec-
tion of officers Monday, March 10. The re-
suits: are as follows:
l’rcnitlent. Roller! J. Creation EVE. ‘42
Vice-pres" ‘Wiiliam B. Withers, REE. ’42
'i‘roavuror. Albert T. Gomicr. nun. ’42
Record. i'rloc’y. .lolwurti C. Moore. lurch. ’42
Sim-groom at arms. Edward it". ilarmouy,

Much. ’43
Guide, Minis J. Fliilippn. Civil ‘43
Cor, Sec‘y. John 1). Rice, H.181. ‘43

Phi Kappa Sigma advanced one more
step in the basketball tournament when
Theta Xi defaulted. Next game is; Mphu
Sigulfl Phi. Last Saturday, the Phi Kaps
had dates at the house for dinner and then
trekked to the Chicago Field House for the
famous Relays. After the meet, they came
hack to the house for dancing and stuff.
Raiser tllson is now known on the “Willie
lirloppe“ of Phi Kappa Sigmu. lie, along with
Hollie Elmer, Bill Lame. mini BucreMaoltz,
and lint; ilttsngcr have been unending some
of their free afternoons at the pool hall
on 'l‘hirty-vfiret. “Just practicing in case
there should be an interlmternl‘ty pool
l on moment."

This is the big week for some of the Rho
Delta Rho boys. The Rho Ilelts are melting
lor Morris Prince, Trevor Miner, Howard
Lime, Jock Leede, and, Leonard zircon who
are going Uil‘Ollffll. their “Hell ill/cell," This
Saturday there will be a party in the lounge
o} the Student Union. for the new pledges.
Plum are being mode for a dinner for the
{are new actives.

Alpha Sigma Phi held its annual Relay
dinner last Saturday night. Dinner was
served at six, after which the Sign went en
masse to the Relays to cheer the Techawks.
After the reluyu, relreehmento were served

(Continued on liege nix)

 

(HMH‘DEBSES
lily Hole): Mui'zullo

Cheer up, people! Wiring will lie hero . . .
soon.

Hignm Beta Zillion: liloesoms forth with
(he first officers ol‘ the year «ll-=12. Betty
licnucdy was elected president; ‘l’iolot Tm:-
kich, vice-president; Grace 'l‘uglioi-i, treaty
nurer. They have elected two secretaries,
Dorothy (liumbelluca as. recording: secretary,
and Billie Story. as corresponding secretory.
Congratulations.

Sigma alums.- have been quite active! Last
Saturday, the West Side chapter went to
see “Student Prince,” and later had dinner
at the Old Heidelberg. On April 2, the Sig~
nine will have their annual flower sale, at
which they will sell beautiful red roses.

haul, Wednesday the HA“ in lid as lint}
their annual calmly Slim. Since March is the
month of the wont-in“ o" the green, the table
was (flecorutcll with green uliumrocltu placed
here am” there, the girlo worn green bmvo
in their hair . . . and euro, ll’m ouppoe‘lu’
oven St. ’olrick. himself. sent his bloueln’s
in green wrappin‘n.

June Goclct seems to enjoy mailing girls
slljfll‘ What .1 mean is, June amt liar “chorus
girls" are taking great pains in trying to
malcc their chorus for the “Spring Thing”
(1 succecs . . . and they can do it, especially
with Jane as their inslruclrcss. They will
dance to a tum: celled “Juba Jive," which
was cmnposc‘tl by Jane and Mary Flasher.

ltznppa Phi lirlut Sorority will have ite
monthly meeting next Sunday at Jeannette
llaiclmckio’s home, in Desl’laines. It’s a long
way out there, but it will be a fruitful and
enjoyable journey, judging the future by
the poet.

(in March 30, Mm. llartmnu will give a
party at her home for Mrs. Sidney Enldoi-
(lfliimhc-th Little), to which all of Eliza—
beth’s; former classmates: are invited.

 

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Women. Only

 

Well. well, our weekly lecture. Honey
Chile and O’Brien are having it little uiiah".
This week we’ve \vitncsioeii many a touch-
ing siccne but the best was; D’ll with his
arms around Honey. Boo lien on olihl, but
all we can say lewNice work if you can get

u.

Incidentally, {IT’S new gauntlet was on the
loose again. Spies and Story were ehuujlemt
ml to the concert by Hugel’mrl owl the new
lilonrlr (also a southern gel). We lost track
of them after (he (“(chc’l'l bill or growing a
reward for (my enlightening: litivrmoilon.

Quite recently Dickel displayed :2 tlevicc
for calculating the capacity of hie “‘llolloxv»
leg". Unfortunately, the experiment was
a failure. l".S.»—a’l‘hc motor u‘eun't calculat-
ell to infinity.

Strange things have helm happening in
the land of the SOl’lhii. Burleigh, the Bunion
Hull, has; been running around minus one
shot (action effected by Farrell“). Playful
Pearson has been creating both email and
large geysers by tampering with the radio-
tors in the Soph room. And last, hut not
leust»Mr. (Mustache) Sherlock hoe been
wondering about with a Hobo News in
one hand and an orange juicer in the other.
'i‘sk. isk, must be a chronic cage.

Michaelson, who was recently ousted
from the “We Hate Ferns Soc.” is now los—
iering a rival organization dubbed the “We
Love li‘ems Soc.” Herr (pronounceil Hair)
Weene is a member of the former, but, aft-
er witnessing his many walling escapades
at the institute, we wonder if he is: play-
ing cricket.

Rumors are floating about to the effect
that, Art l..illibridge is married. Yep, Adele,
a cute little gal in Wisconsin. Andvspeak»
ing of wives;—- what has Ripper {S Hairs)
ltozanski been (loin’ lately? We’ve been in-
formed that somehody’s husband has been
tracking Rip.

Adolescent Dunlap procured his new
monicker from Marge of the Art School.
The episode is not yet complete for, any
(lay now Dunlap hopes to prove, beyond a
doubt, that he’s a man. All of which Should
be very interesting.

Honey Chile was elected Junior Marshal
for the Am: Now we’re wondering who‘ll
be elected Chief Marshal . . .

GUS TOPPO.

lly k’loileu

lie the old fashioned type to win his alloc-
tirm; shyly light his cigarette; wave your
final good-night from the window; shun flir—
lutlons. This was the advice given young
girls by a worldly wise author. All this is
easy In say, but. to the vivacious college cc—
«(1 full o] [1m and peppy enthusiasm, plus
a [title (ill. of dcvil-umy-mre-alltlmic, thumlm
drum is the altitude most likely to be lat/ten.
But, if she is in a jam she is apt to try the
old fashioned technique. And why not! More
power Io her if she uuccceds.

>5 3" X:

To liclp along, the spring styles are lou-
lul'ing llllilil’fl. faslilonn that your grand-
mother might have worn. Fi'illy feminine
l'llulll'h um] culls. tiny straw huts that are
tilted on pop of the hood, trimmed with
llowcru and vollingo, dresgy woolen unite
with quilted (lesigne in fancy fashion are
indeed enough 00 turn a young man’s fancy.

Colon-u now being shown are uplifting for
that South American furor seems to pervade
all lfuehions at the moment. These colors
have been given typical South American
names. it adds to the fun of shopping when
you call for a yard or two of Argentine

Aqua, Gaucho Gray, Bolero Blue or Peru-‘

vian Pink.

Minot girls have learned to build their
costumes around a color plan. They choose
navy, for example, as a basic color and then
vary it by adding reds or yellows; or per-
hapu brown with variations of beige, green,
or tangerine. One mistake that girls make,
however, in to use too much of their accee
SOI‘y color. A blue dress with a red belt,
red pocketbook, red flower, and red hat trim-
ming appears spotty. A little red makes a
Smart accent, but with the color repeated
{our times it is overdone.

The name principle holds for jewelry. If
you have a good pin, a pretty necklace
and a gay bracelet, it isn’t necessary to
wear all of them at once. Take a tip from
window dressers; when they wish to accent
a particular item it isn’t put in the window
with a number of other things. A clear
space is used in order to spotlight the spe—
cialty.

Again in using make-up, the some theory
holds good. Any amateur can use a lot of
melee-up. It’s the subtle fool-the-eye kind
that's hard to (lo.

 

Yessir! It looks like old times again! It
does; l). guy‘s heart good to gaze out upon
the broad expanse of Al'lllOUl"S campus
and one it, studded with the brilliant green
l,oppore——m‘oud possessions of the class of
’l-lll! To all you Email we have one word
of consolotionmrcinomber, on you it looks

. cod! !
g l xi: in is

That mml heap moving along; the ntroots
lite-5t Sat. night, was not a now camouilagofl
tank but Rod Mucllor driving; home from in
(late. l’loturo a lonely country road way
out, west, all in quiet; tlicn. llod'e ecrounl
render the (”Him—like u‘llonca. ““Wo’ro utuclc,"
Hays ho to Hllil'loy on he trioe to elm-ll; tho
our. Rod puuhci‘l while silo (lrovemlnto a
small cnniyon. Well they walked to u liurm
hour-o. no phone; a tavern, no phone; finally
two mllcn down a phone, and a tow. lWomen
DNVK‘I'B, Mahl!

irllmlum lluflldn Willmun, trying hie best
to impress l’rol‘. M‘cColloy’u daughter, has
donned an apron and helps; her with the

dishes.
,3. :r m it»

THE ”maroon Oil“ THE WEEK

Allrlgllt mo hour-lieu, here is the info
you’ve all been oehln' for! Yes sir, after
weeks of fruitless gallivanting we’ve. final»
ly lflCl‘tll‘led up the inside dope on that place-
ment (.ii'l'lce lovely, Mine Geraldine, “My
friends call me Jerry.“ Harmon Jerry is a
Chicagoan, and attended Austin High
school. She then entered the U. of I. where
she completely (improved that old adage
about “Beauty and Brains.- don’t mix” by
being pledged to Alpha Lamina Delta, wom~
cn'H honorary sorority. Geraldine in a sports;
lldlllcl. (lcltmemglle enjoys swimming, biw
cycling. roller skating, and dancing. She
prefer-u sweet swing but loves to rhumba
and tango. fly the way, Laddies, she’s
going “pretty” steady so that should be
somebody/‘9: cue for the hockey hop. Ed.
Note: Coll out the guard to unwound that
placement, officer! Where‘s liable to be a

riotll)
if: all >l‘

When—eel! Boom! llal-wlablol! Ping! Look:
out, the war is on! Several nmlancl’lng citi-
zcm; oj/lrmoumnz'a have officially opened
their fight for peace. liberty, and the name
“Cycle” for our 117' Yearbook! They warn
all opponcnls lhal [hey will leave no stone
unturned nor any enemy unla'llled in their
crusade to end crusades! They’ve even
threatened to publish their own yearbook
and are now taking subscriptionsmone buck
and two 1109/: lope from Rival doyfoorl.

Ono of the Armour’s Singing Wol‘vov,
straining at :i louoll licldl by Petal-won and
Johns-ion almoht hrolco away loot "v‘llcdliiolsl~
day night in tho auditorium. Super human
cll‘ortri finally uubducd him and no the wolf
plum at Lewis; have another chance.

:5: 9.: >ir an

Prof. Rufus Oldenburger, who follows the
adage lhat a good engineer is a crazy one,
has finally found the paragon of this rule
in Lengvem’s. Oldenburger quotes, “Leng—
venis’ capacity for doing worlc ls incremen-
tel.”

’1‘

5k 9r r): 2):

Harry Heidom'cich is now operating his
dates: on a time table lmoio. Bile oched’uloiw-
(late starts 4:30 lilinsdalo time, 5:30 dinner
in Chicago, show 7:00, back to Hinsdalo at
10:30, last train to Chicago “flow—“70”]! bet
he doesn’t make it back to Chicago.

it it it v

li‘l..ASl-l! At the basketball party, Hank
Sliwa was the only ‘Bucketeer’ present to
smooch with his date! Darn it, do you have
to be a exvcaptain before you kin get away
with that stufl in front of the coach??

Judging from the hordes of almost—navy
men floating around the decks of the good
whip fats (Sammy’s. Saloon) union, we feel
that younc mugs sliouk‘llvo taken our advice
and had your crunchic-wunchioe every
morning and yousc roult‘io liocn ntimirals
now! filo until 'l‘ucmiuy next. we say “are
chm-s awayz"! SNOOPER Filllltli‘lfilllfi.