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A certain senior at Michigan amt» Col
lege made a list of eight girls from which
lm wag going; w allows; Ella; $153 for o fiance.
After he got the (law he put: the lint in a
only, book and forgot about it. The following
slay he had a toot am! mam! the flame (will:
hook. and! when lit: got, me toot, back ho
found film prof lmtl given lllxn till) perocm
on the quiz am} 13 pins on the Elsi of (lawn.

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Last semester 30 students at Hm Unlvw
slay of Kentucky made straight A gradesw
three of them engineers.

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Indiana University’s CAA. flight training
course will be supervised by Col. Rooms
Turner, {among World war flyer and three
times winner of the Thompson Epootl Um
phy.

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A student at the University of Texas
helps pay his college expenses by golfing m:
a combination tombstone, life iiwm‘onw
(and candy salesman in his «wore lime.

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A Kansas State College of Agmmlmm

student tried in vain to got, his; 7 o’clock

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morning class Changed. When the class met
for the first time they oiscovereci his name
and telephone number written on the
blackboard with a note to the effect that if
they wanted him bad enough someone
could call him.

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Kal’lsas U. recently held an allyivfil prom.
The sorority girls who were present name
escorted by fellowasislers dressed in mas.
culine attire.

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Every year bolwoon lowly aml filmy col-
logos in the “Unilml Salton are oil'orcd for
solo.

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A strength of mammals clams all, lilo Uni-
versity of New Mexico poswossocl a lone
com! among the 29 members of the clans.
Wilton the profesoor saw mill. he immedi—
ately appointed a mmmitioo lo me that
film, was; given a oresom from tho mason-
lino olomom of the class «vow Mommy and
Friday during the term. Tm: chairman of
the commitlm warned mm. £12039. who com
sloomil the doling of the girl :1 Sufficient
promo: would lye mworoly own with.

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The University of Cincinnati is; one of
the few schools in the United Santos which
uses actual imported slleopzllclns for its di-
olomas. Because of the war no parchment
stock is obtainable, and the school has only
enough left for two more gradumlona be
fore it will have to use 9am!” sullsllmtcs.

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l‘nl‘wmity of lllilnnwoln filmimmw llavo
lull on film plzm of olnwll‘ying Mull [mlllloll-
lug all the $0»le mam by their proliwsom.
The main reason ls to mm: llmo homage
who}: the prof Email: in the mood, all he lino
to do is to give like number- ol’ the joke to
furnish the (leslrml (sll’oci.

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Sn-r-r-rr-o and Do gom'm, and this month
is lmin‘ as lrlsl; as ll’mldly’s pigv and I’m
lnopin’ you oolleenn anal lollollen will lend an
ear wllllot ll slip you the Blarney:

Faith, and I’ve been after aliem'in’ that
hearts break aisy, but Mickey has been
tellin’ me that hers is as fragile as glasgw
and that she’s a~wearin’ it around her neck
on a pink ribbon. And then there’s those
looks full of meanln‘ bein’ passed around
between Aida and Johnny Fermi-o. Sure,
and it’s warmin‘ me heart.

That foine, upstamlin’ son of Erin, D‘Cm-l-
you, showed a true Irish spirit when a car
clipped him the other night. The fightin’
lad shattered the windshield, just to get
even. I’m admirin' your spirit, me b'y.

'l‘lw ‘Weathvr Burma: Extreme cold
around the neighborhood of Mallow who is
refusin’ to lei. her lzndclle hold her hands
when they‘re coldo—romarkin' that her feet
are hein' colder. That‘s bein' practical, las-

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A heat wave is; expected March 21 at.
the Gamma Rho shindig, with that rollickin’
jig “Juba Jive," written by two Lambdasa'.
Usin’ a bit 0’ American slang, sure and it’s
really hop!

“Solid" ailvm- is after almin’ loin fellow,
to he sure, but he caused a bit. of a riot in
the (llr'ls’ Glee Club, by losin’ his crescendo
right in front of them all. Will the finder be
so kind as to return it??? And that Mellon;-
man lad!!! l-le’n getlln’ two phone calls. a
week at. 10:30, and if the hour’s: not con-
venient it comes through at 12:30. I'm not
knowin‘ how he does it; but maybe ’tls the
luck 0' the Irish croppin’ out.

A malls invasion of Armour was takin’

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place last Wednesday, when Lwenty-flve
pretty colloens thrilled the lonely hearts
of the lads: with their Winsome smiles and
captivatin’ charms. Little Mary [Mm with
the flashin’ of her blue eyes and dimplln’
smile caught; one of the lads by the hoax-b
string, and he won after a-carryin’ her
books down to the ‘L’. Maybe there is a
bit of the bloom left on the Flower~o'-
Knighthood!!!

A candid opinion of tho D’léitoamnlwvolor
was voiced by Gertrude Portugal at her
first, meetin’ with the young; man. Faith,
and here’g a smart; lassiemapplyin’ her
lessons in ‘Adolescent Psych‘ by remarkin'
that he is a folne example of a montnlly «low
liciunt. That’s; bein’ honest, lags, but not
very practical.

And did you hear about those two naugh-
ty Sisters in the Home Ec. department, who
were standin’ in the camel a—repeal'in’
“Shame! Shame!” for not pail/71W dues, and
[or uspoltin’ up their clothes. May we re-
pool—"Shame!”

limp m) ilw llg‘h‘lin‘ apirlt, lama mm! lon—
s-los, and may I be n-Hoolm” plenty o” the
wom‘ln‘ o‘ the groom, on Mora-«unwell 17!!
l-lo hold the Mummy until now woola.

Elmo, on" It‘s; your old
Ii‘lllill'll COLUMNWT.

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