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TECHNOLOGY NEWS

 

   

l’t’ifl' Wgfifi' W MANY.

[chbo dere. How are all ub you today.
Sprig is rmwy two weeks away but I hob
one ub dose nice sprig codes ride new, 07‘
are yez after lclliu’ me to cut the blothetiu’
and spill a maple of foine jokes . . .

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Mr. XS: What have you been doing Lil'
lian? Why it’s three aflm

Miss L.S.: Walking, dad.

Mr. X.S.: For goodness sake!

Miss LS: Yes, dad.

at 3% 3’21 or
ngctly
”I wish I were (t blond.”
The lovely brunette sighed,
Ami went right out and dyed!
1&4 ll: W 1:!

A student makes his; boil am} has to lie in
it.

A profcoeor maker; his. hunk and how to
lie out of. ii.

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ANCHORE; AWEIGH MEVZ/llwt
Here‘s to the ships of our mwy
Aml the ladies of our knoll.
May the first he ever wcllwfiggod
Am] the latter over wcll-mmmotl.
3; ll! v V:

Mrs. Blank: It’s cokl tonight, Salvo; you
had better put an iron in your bed to worm
it up.

Sara: All right, mum.

Mrs. Blanlc (next morning): How (lid you
sleep last night, Sara?

Sara: Pretty good, ma‘am. l hoot tho iron
almost warm by morning.

11‘ ill A: 33‘

A girl who knows all the answers leoructl
them from going around with fellows who
ask all the questions,

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Far From it

“‘I we where some scientist cmlmo ohmic
orc intelligent. crcuturcu on Mono who are:
trying: to get in much with tho earth.“

“W’lmt (lo you mean. intelligent?“

it 4: $ $

A cultured woman is one who, by u more
shrug of her shoulders, can 3.433%.th her
shoulder straps.

19: 9:: >11 31$
Father’s whiskers old and grey,
Always getting in his way;
Mother chews them in her sleep,
Thinks she’s eating shredded urheot‘.
* ’k #4 fr

Father: Is there anything worse than to
be old and bent?”

Sou: Yes, to be young and broke.

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A maiden lady lived in a small house in
the country with one maid. One morning
the bell rang. The maid admitted the riot
tor, an evacuee officer, arranging homes;
for children evacuated from London, then,
rushed upstairs.

“Please mum,” she blurted out breath»
lessly, “you’ve got to have two babies, and
the man’s downstairs!"

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Van: Next to a beautiful girl, what {lo you
consltlcr the most interesting thing in the
world?

Roy: ‘Wllem l‘m next to a boomii‘ul girl, 1
don‘t bother ahout Motivation.

>l< in 34 ’24

“So your daughter is about to marry. Do
you really feel she is ready for the battle of
life?”

“She should be,
gagements already.”
>l! 3% l?» 9%

Tailors have definitely decided that the
two back pockets in men’s trousers are
not needed. Repeal did away with the neces-

She’s been in four en-

(couliuuerl on page seven)

 

no homo imluci h your run it

GODS
Robert J. Crcogam

The intorh‘atornliy council met loot Tuos~
any of the Pi Kap how-so. Bob Greenbelt-g
gaw- a financial report. on tho inlerfratornl—
1y climate. held at the Congress Cassino and
the hunter was closed. Al summation won
mmlo that the trophies he roomful. but
nothing was decided ouccpt that Holden-
wlcli is to buy a new ping pong trophy.
All houses; are to write up material to put
in the Polygon, and submit it to Groun-
lwrg. The next mooning of the council will
he hold at the Phi Kay hoimc, at which
time the basketball trophy will he award-
cl-Er. ’l‘cmotivoly, the lmorl‘mtomllyowlm
will come, ofi' some night {loving the first
wool: oi Aoril.

Elem Omega announces the pledging of
Dolt Ed Cnrmody who showed up slow but
effective in the contests held in conjunc‘
tion with the lost meet. B. O. N. may be-
(omc a national interfratemity honorary
if the proposed chapters at other echools
materiallzo. Thus Armour’s chapter would
he the Alpha chapter.

Alpha Sigzmz Phi pledged Bill Bellam-
M. E. l. The Alpha Siys showed what their
powerful team could do when {hey beat
Triangle Sill in bosicclouil last Thursday.
McCullough slurred for the "A3313" and
mode eighteen yoinls iv. the promos“. Hus;~
mudcr, Iliticnhousc, Hackoorth, and Antler-
.wm were the other high point]. mm.

Pi Kappa Phi formully initiator} the fol
lowing morn loot Sammy: l‘llobcrt J. Elmor-
mzm, CE 1; John B. lilo“, ME (Jo-op 3“. he}.
who . olzu Mark Chm .1; John, A. Momo, (HIE
l: 'l‘llultcr lit Poppa, ME Gimp it.

This column wishes to announce it “‘jub
filled? as predicted” “blessed evmii.” Frlmcos
the Pi. Kay col, laud jour kittens on Sunday.
ll’illmuu and Heidcm'eich won. the pools for
the proper tlay and number of lciilcus re»
spcelively.

Phi Kappa: Simon has Moog-get} three new
man in the last three weelw. These boys
are Kt‘ul‘li‘lh .’:Igc. (looms: 'l’olcnlluo, and
Jéilkifi‘fi Hanna. Page lives; in Chicago
and Valcntinc and Hanna ore from Elgln.

On Saturday night, March 8, me Phi lfops
hoot an informal little party oi the infirmity
home. The bow and girls da’l‘btfflti to lhe
redio and (he inemhouslable supply of popu-
lor records.

Will Rolmnkn. a brother Phi. Kin) from
lllmols, has transferred to Illinois Tech.
llc lives in Lockport, ill, and ill at oopho
more electrical,

Phi Kappa Sigma won its fire»: hook/atboll
ymuc when they played Rho Helm film on
Feb. 21;. The score was 3514.

Triangle announces the pledging oi lick;
.sluoci~2~2on, a freshman and ono of the phow
togrephors tor the News. Some of the boys
brought dates down to the house hurl had
em impromptu dance last Priority night. No
one groomed to notice that the RABlU was.
pl ring. Triangle is planning a big tit Pat.
rlch’s (lay party for March 15, am} one of
the boys has; promised to furnish enough
women to go around twice if need he. Now
maybe Wood can get a date.

The Dells won a basketball game from
the Pi Kaye 31-18 and thus advanced to the
wmifiuols of the tournament. Suihero and
Hoffman were the spark plugs for the Bells.

This is “Courtesy Week” at the Belt
house and the pledges will enjoy a week
of robust fun learning to “sip the bitter but
healthful cup of initiation.” Formal initi-
ation will take place on Sunday afternoon.
An informal dance was held last Saturday
at the “Delta Arms” and the boys (lid Torp-
sichorc and Adam Lazonga in their rcspeo
{We fields of endeavor.

it $993318 that the Gamma Rhos are per—
yctonl howlcrn. The other day, EASE PER-
E‘Ell‘ih' came. through with “232.” 9b well—ca
he?» just an “ACE” at everything! The boyo
were undefeated throughout the outfit:
howling season. A pretty good record, boys!
Keep it up.

They have originated a new game called
“26”. No, not dice—milk; wagons! Every
Sunday morning before 8 mm. they must
have counted twenty-six mills wagons, or
they can’t go home. I don’t get it!

'l‘lmc‘o awaotlng . . . so don’t. forget to get
your bid for the “SPRING THING.”

  

titllmlilSSES
By Helen Mormullo

Well, Man-ch is horn mm oil‘s well . . . 50
for!

Last Friday, the Sigmas had on election.
of officers. Olga Marcol‘l‘ has resigned as
president because her work outside of
school keeps her very busy. Eight hours
of work: after a. day in school is no easy
task! The officers who were clected will re-
main in office until June, 1942. Returns of
this. election, however, haven‘t come in yet!

Sigma Omicron Lanzhou Sorority has end“
co its rushing parties with a delicious sup
per which was served in the Sorority Apart-
ment. The tables were beautifully decorated
with fresh roses, sweet peas, and daisies,
Elaine Simon and Mary Anne Emir-ooh
shouldered the responsibility of preparing
the supper. They certainly can manage the
kitchen . . . and its utensils. They made
shrimp cocktails and salads; they looked
ham and potatoes; and as a dessert they
served pemiermint flavored icocroam, cook»
fies, and] coffee. Congratulations, glrls . . .
I‘m sure that your guests were well pleased!

The Lambda Formal Rush was held last
Saturday. Supper was served in the Picca—
dilly Too Room of the Studebaker Building,
after which the girls enjoyed the play, "Pins
and Needles.” They were rimmed in their
”Saturday evening best," and were indeed
very charming.

Now that the l’hi .ljolm Kappa i‘nembors
have finished their rushing for this quarter,
the girls are concentrating on their studies.
Just two and a half weeks loft, you know!
Just Sunday, Florence and Howie went to
see how Elizabeth and money are getting
along . . . now they’re Mr. and Mrs. The
set wan perfect, and that always serves at;
a {good example. iloulue Schultz is planning
to be married in June, if the “drafters”
don’t take Alt-x before thou.

077. Thursday, March 26, the Phi Beta Pl
Sorority is going to enjoy a. Show and a
(livmcr . , . it's just sorority recreation. Jane
Schatzman has recently returned from
Florida, where she vocational for a couple
of weeks.

Arr Nowo

ltlnpor Rozmmki has been tearing out his
six hairs trying to think of a new joke to
Spring on Doly and Dunlop. Could be that
Ripper hasn’t been using his staggering
cure for colds, indigestion, bcrl berl, etc,
lately. . . . What model in life found burrs
in her dressing gown? And why was Prof.
Krolilhicl, of the some class; found wander-
ing about the Art lostltute with his right
shoe on the left foot and vice vcroa? That
just goes to EhOW what on education in life
does; for you . . .Al‘tcr last week’s gossip
onslaught, Honey Child. was heard homoam
log the foot that she was losing her rcpn-
lotion for being the faithful typo. lie faith:
to] to them all Honey, am} bouillon, maybe.
thew papers don‘t get. to Schenectady. (P55.
Honey) This» goes to show that this is a
purely unpolltical column. . . . We regret to
announce the fall of the We Hate Ferns
Society. Lindgren wan overheard calling
an art school dame dear. Mlehaclson was
caught in the cafeteria Sipping java with
another artist. And we hear Stow is once
again Skating (wolfing) at White City. Tsk,
tsk, three good men gone wrong, . . .

Purely Perennial Patter:

“Hot fool” Kuliec/ce’s one and only was
seen flashing a sparlcler, but he won’t tolls.
8 to 5 Young has developed a heuterless
system for keeping warm in parked cars.

Duly is: now padloc’ltlng (with several
locks) his coat to the wall. That probably
explains why the freshmen are n snapplly
dressed bunch.

'll‘lu- Am are finally ready to invade Ar»
mour. ’ll‘lm juniors recently entered a team
in the. intramural baseball tournament. if
nothing: clue, this should put them in trim
for the annual junimuscmor slugfest.

Casanova Comfort, with his snappy new
outfit, has been slaying the women. Must
be better even than the “hot” coats that
were seen on certain upper classmen short-
ly after Xmas. ,

Well, so long, and if you find any of those
delightful Southern Belles~seud out around.

GUS @GPPO.

 

 

 

 

   

Though the Formal is over, dashing emu
ploits of that memorable eve still echo and
res-echo about the campus. The long and
short of the evening is: Lou Piper who or-
rivcd home at 1:30 that morning and Ar«
mom’s wandering (my, Ed. Micholek, whose
time for a return trip was 6 hours, Note:
it's a lot shorter via Crown Point!

3k i}: ’3‘ 5%!

FLASH: Calling all womcnll chlr. Law-
son; long the chief hermit of tho high and
mighty brotherhood for the Permutation
ol‘ Misogyuinm Throughout tho World; huh
at lust gone out. Huron your cliuncc for on
cllgililo booholor, git-lo, mul bouillon, he'll
sou-MW onto.

alt 1? ill >3:

To the Fifth Columnist, (usually referred
to as 17'); How distressing it must be to
you. to write wee/c after week, knowing that
the only persons who read that mess called
the Blitzkrieg are the editors, copy readers
and the linolype men. And incidentally, the

, linolypc men have raised a protest to their

union; they refuse to set (my more of that
tripe.
Linotype Operator’s Note: Hmum-m is that
what you call it?

:y, W it al‘

Moro ul'tcr effects 01' tho lll‘ormnl. Ralph
Jalmkc attempted to wrestle in the Wheat—
on invitational the next afternoon. In his
first bout, the ref no sooner said “wrestle”
whenmbongwdown wont Ralph. It took his
opponent exactly 56 seconds to turn Jahnke
over from his "‘flat on my stomach" posi-
tion to that pooitlon legally required by
smite wrestling rules before a verdict of
“pinned” can be handed, down by the ref.
To get a verbal picture of Ralphy's second
bout reread the above but let “Delta T"
equal 58 Seconds! (C(mrtooy Hominy “Weiss-
own.)

'i' it Vl< >111

How touching! Yum, Yum, Kiss me! -~
after that inter-honorary feed a few of the
boys stepped out into the Michigan Boul.
and much to their amazement, found them-
selves under the influence of some myster-
ious attractive force which didn’t quit acting
on them until they were comfortably sealed
at the bar in McGover'n’s Liberty [rm on
North Clark. After pleutifully indulging in
rcfrcshmenl and thoroughly enjoying the
floor show, (which, by the way, “showed"
plenty), they decided to leave but not be-
fore Roy “’I’oolsie-Wootsie” Jacobseh had
time to step up to the shapely, husky—voiced
‘singer’ and gave her the rose that he had
filched off the bouquet table gushing
“Please, please accept and wear this, huh?"
We repealfl-how touchlugfl

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OBITUARY:
May we cxtcml our sympathy,
To Prof. Komarewoliy’o family
Drowned, by gall, in the faculty grill,
But for that, he’d be here sttil.
How did it happen to the poor chap?
A glam-i of water was tlumnctl in his

lap!!!
at e )k i.

It seems that our “oorousal” in loot
week's isouc ”telling all” on amtlvity at; the
Jr. Formal met with little or no approval
from several of the Lewis gale. As a motto:-
of fact some oil them wore right peeved
and your honorable ocrihe almoot (lidn’t
got home from tin: joint, glee cluh T831303!“
sul when he. was; wayloitl by mayoral irate
(lanmclss with long; finger nails bent on give-
somc destruction! All we kin my gale, is
that Confucius: way: “She who mlsholmvco
m not accept. consequences!" Vcrilyl!

g4. >l< =5! *

FLASH—“Lil" and Lil have; finally
brought to light their plml for singing “My
Blue Heaven" as a {inlet at the Goodman
conccrt.

Ed. Note: That‘s the time that goes “Lilly
and me, and poppy malice ihrco, alums]. owl,
(lo, (lat.

. Sflflll’lfl‘l SClMll’ERS.