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You may talk about vacation, summer
jobs, and the like but this is one time of the
year when most of 115.»; feel downlxeartcd.
Not because of exams; but because a great
number of friendly iaccs will be absent
when the portals again swing Willa. So here

it is gang, the payoff counter, aml l accli-
cate this last column to the Seniors, the
swollest bunch you’d! ever want to know.

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“Nurse,” said the louelorn patient, “I’m in
love with your—I don’t want to get well.”

"Cheer up,” she said, “you won’t. The
doctor’o in love with me too.”

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There lo always room at lhc top, bcczmnc
many of those who gel there go lo sleep and
roll all".

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0no-—"I’m thirsty and I want a drink.”

Two——"Drin!c mills —— it’s good for the
blood.”

0ne-“Yeah, but I ain’t bloodthirsty.”

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Take a 105mm lrom the humble loco. Scl-
onfism say he hasn’t wings large cnoagh to
fly but the fool ilacsn’l know it mail flica
anyway. Bridgman Bulletin.

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“I’m a man of few words. Do you not?”

“No, but you talked me into is.”

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lieu—”I hear that there’s a baby born in
New York; every minule.”

Shem“Well, don’t look at mo that way,
1' live in Buffalo.”
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Boy—o"! wish I had a nickel for every
girl I’ve kissed.”

Other I301 —~“What would you do? Buy
yourself a package of gum?"

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He who has health, has; home; oml he who
has hope has cvcryllxing.

Arabian Proverb.
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Sailor—“I am looking for a wife who
likes to cools, sew, keep housc and docsn’i
play bridge, smoke or go to the mocics."

Girl—f Why don’t you go out lo me cams
etery and dig one up?"

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To make no mismkcs is loci in film imam“
of man; but from their errors and mlslo an
the wise and good loam wisdom for the
fixture- Plumrcll.

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A cab driver was hanging trouble wilh o
nonqoaying customer. “But my good, man,”
complained the fare, “you can’t draw blood
from a turnip, you know.”

"Yeah,” replied the Gabby, "but I also
know you ain’t no turnip!"

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Persistent people begin their
whom other-s cm”! in failure.
Edward Egglesmn.
#5

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Riverside Mayor—We have a fire depart.
menl in our town that has only one hose
and two dogs.

Visitor—“VVhat are lilo dogs for?"

Mayor—”To find the hydrants.”

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A Winner never quits, and a quittcr nev-
er- Wins.
Frank Arnold.
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“Why did Mahatma» Gandhi leave college,
Bill?"

“All the girls wanted his pin, Suzette.”

ill-Won} Philosophy

“I expect to pass through this world but
once. Any good, therefore, that I can do, or
any kindness that I can ShOVV lo my fellow
creaturc. lot me do it now. Let me not defer
or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way
again."

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There it is. All finished ”but for one thing-
Rcmembcr footprints on the salads of time
are not made by sitting down. So long, good
luck, and God bless you all.

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Robert J. Crcogan

Tho fraternity mom on the Tom tom-
[moose are putting on a finishing: swim to
finish their course-s on sclicr‘lulc and got in
all the social events of the your.

Delta Tau Delta had her annual Father’s
banquet at the house 1am Thursday. The
event was well attended by (lads and. fac-
ulty members. Dean Pccblcs gave a short.
talk on the bonds existing between father
and son. Talks were also given by Rufus
Oltll'nbl‘l‘gcl‘ and Sonny Wclmman. Jack
Rico and El} Caraway spent most; of the
evening with Dr. Oldenburgcr, insuring a
pausing grade for themselves. $1M: Finnigan
couldn’t come over, consequently Gm‘nicr
may not pass his fire protect courses.

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Last Friday was a very busy day for the
Triangle boys. Triangle hold its Senior
Farewell at. the Edgewalor Beach Hotel,
and the whole chapter turned cal to bid
farewell to her three departing seniors:
Bob Sweeney, Verne Johnson, and Cloud
Penn. Triangle presidenl. Broihcr Willa
man was initiated into Pi Tau Sigma last
Friday ,congralulations, Jim.

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FM Kappa Sigma held her senior fora
well last wot-2k at (311127: Parcc- An informal
gm together was held at the bongo before.
hand to gel the party well under way. Dick
"‘oylm', a9; usual, had that “puny 311 gal
called Gay”. twirling around on the dance
floor and they both showed evidence of
high spirits and cad farewell to genial“
buddies.

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Alpha Sig Ray Smith was cleolcd lo the
ITSA board last week. This election. makes
inc ITS/l board on Alyha Sig assembly. The
Sign? can look back on a very successful
year in the line of inlerjraiernily competi-
lion, and they are looking forward to next
year, and more capo.

GODDESSES
Ely Helen Rlal‘zullo

“'l‘lM-rc’s a first. time for everything." . . .
and the Phi Beta Pi oomm‘ty girls are prov-
ing it! On June 15, the girls will sponsor a
Father and Daughter “Brunch”—-—tho first
in the sorority's history. It’s about time
the Dads received some recognition” A
graduatc‘s luncheon will be held on June
22, at. the Beltlon-Stratfom Hotel, and the
newlywcds of the sorority will also be hon-
ored at this affair.

Bon Air Country Club is the site for the
annual 1PM Bola l’i Formal which is to be
held June 27.

Celebrating Vi Tuk‘ich‘s election to the
presidency of the Pan-Hellenic, the Signals
splurgccl on “cakes" and movies. Members
of Sigma Bola Them are planning a dinner
in honor of the graduates, but the lime and
place are still somewhat. indefinite.

Now that. the Lumlula‘s informal initiation
is dispensed with, the girls are making big-
ger and better plans; for the Formal Inl-
liation and Graduates Tea, which are to be
held June 1, at the LaSallc Hotel.

Last Monday, May 19, members at“ Sigma
(hnicrml Lambda elected officers for the
coming year Florence Mom is the new
president, to be assisled by Mary Ann
Emil-sch as vice-president. Man-y Flaohor as
treasurer. Pan-Hellenic representatives will
be Sylvia Wclolo and Emilio Simon, Doris
Tully will act as (lclcgole to the Inter-Fra-
ternity-Sorority Council.

Alumni members of Kappa Phi Delta are
planning a luncheon in honor of Kappa
graduates Mickcy Walker, Florence Alder,
and Jeanna-No Mmelmclalc. At. this lunch.
eon tho girls will be received into the Alum-
na Association. Theoe young ladies have
boon studying hard for the last four years
mm a career in View, although they have
decided to answer affirmatively to then “all
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(lrocilngs once again, you lucky {Hill hag»
my people!!!

{loco again We bloat form will; Mel»: and
allow-l still warm from digging up last.
work‘s dlrl. And don’t. think we didn‘t do
mmc heavy; excavating for name of this
£111le

it sccms as»; though the firm-l»; is; really
amusing the head on some of our howl
working inhabitanw, and layllfi thaw low.
For oxamplo, polo the lung. ml cxprca
gloom that Hernia Mariam! has boom mom-
ma around those fair pox-miss of lam. if
um’mtc has (my uugggco‘liona unkind up his
alccvc as to how Mr. Mariam} can complctc
hi3 cclucatimx satisfactorily and will} reapply
his harm» with calms, please choke them
out, oml mail them to the aforementioned
mulleman.

laconic Horcclccr tossed all varlcilea of
meaningful looks KI-znsnow’s way in the
iiizra ry Romance in the offinsei’? Could boll
Anal while on the subject of phy..'.ormomy,
l \c checked up with all the police records
in the County, but can‘t unearth an mom
of evidence as to the why and wherefore
concerning Hank Paelxowlcz‘s brigfl’mg dis-
guise. That’s no five o’clock shadow, Hank
my boy; it’s nothing short of a can o'clock
blackoutll

’Tis now time to bid adieu to you, dear
public, for this year at least; but I'll be
seeing many of you again next year. Right
ai this point, however, I’d really like to wax
serious for a spell and give our sheepskin
snatchers a hole and hearty farewell. All
sorts of good luck and success in the future,
boys and girls, and may you carry on the
good work that you so successfully began
here at your Alma Mater. We hope you
won’t soon forget we who are to carry on
where you left off!

For ighe laugh of 1ch week, hear Bucky
“Gilda-sleeve” “Walters, at almost any hour
in the Tech News room . . . aided and alo-
hcttcd by Joc Mlnga and Sidney Camras.
So let’s smile a while with Enacky Rocky and
the Twitiering Twins.

Connie Cary proves the exception to the
rule!!! She cherishes no fond dreams of

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raising the juzurc president; no-o-o-o-, not
Conniel! This enterprising young miss
spent many hours lasl week, at work on
“My Day/”I! There’s be more crises hit the
While House than there are in Europe to-
day, if lhe Redhead even decided to set up
light nous-chewing down Washington wayl.’

VlTIlll/ill’el VflfllamllMENT

’l‘hc vogue in calorlc mpcm is; exem-
plil‘iod lily Chuck Reinhardt om! Tiny Tim
Mayor, loan, with Stooge Meyer carving,
up a rush order for a soda 2/0 Chuck in the
library the other day. 0n you, Bob, mm of
those whim uniforms would look goodl!

‘Wom’lr. mmcbody plcasc do something
about poor little Dicky Borneo? The coil;
ham-1m] girls in the cafeteria can’t resist
the mule appeal in his big green eyes as he
luungrily watches them gunzlc and chow
ovary noon, ankl'ul for whatever- poor
Hon-ups; Macy spare him. l’m all for a poll
luck lunch for the underprivileged laddle-
Shoot. the grub, :0 mo. bub}!!! Speaking of
Dick rcmiads mo of the fact that his frat.
(-mily brothers are running kccn compel»
ition with those avaricious freshmen engin'
com and tllcir ovcrstaffcd lunch pails. A00
Perkins” comm equipped with Strombcrry
pics!!!

I close the Vitamin Voollshmem depart—
ment with the following little ditty .
(author- unknown.)

Chew, chew for old IIT.

Muslicate for fealty,

Let your salivary gland

Wafl her fame across the land.

What lho’ the ends be stale or new,

Wriglcy’s will always stick to you

"Fill your mandibles are jerked,

And, toothless, you gum up the works.

(Tune of Cheer for Old Notre Dame)

The. original mother’s little helper is Elia
Lari, who industriously dusts 03’ each
article of furniture she comes in contact
with in her classes. What’s your commis—
sion, lassie??? And who is Si Fraiiclc’s uw
sieadying influence??? The boy was so un—
nerved Thursday morn, that his hands were
shaking like the proverbial leaves of the
trees. Hi, Si—~what’s coolcin’???

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xml;hin-lmcp that; man away from mo! 0h
mam, what {lid l1 over do lo «loom-v0 Halo?
No, nun-not that—m anything but tlml! Aw
«raw, please don't make me toko that «lam
Mechanical Vibrations final! [lim'm “new:
no justice? No democracy? Only a (log
almum caller like I’m unull’cn'lngll The back
with you gnaw. l’ll mover go in “more! Nov/or,
do you hear me? Naval-ll (llamgl)~—-’.lllllllfl
any}.

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Sporm Flack: Last Friday morning Earle
Huxhold established a new record in the
100de backstroke—and all this on the
Student, Union stage, tool! Ain’t science
wonderful though?

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Ah! Love is the only thing. A reward of
six Crunchy Wunchy box tops will be given
to the person finding the venerable (5')
professor who answers to the following
description: A strong urge to follow any-
thing in Skirts. Chasing a blonde up a
lamp post. wlth a black Studebaker, near
Fullerton and Control.

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The fifth Ink Spot, Paul llawckholla has
turned traitor; stopping at the Capitol Bar
every night for the past three weeko and
listening to the Mills Brotherly.

Scoopcrs Note: The beer was good, too.

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The I fiasco Flash "Toto” Koenig, has beat
out all of youse old-timers by already rc-
seroing his booth for heart someolcr at the
Club Elgin, and he only a freshman.

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Promlmmt 1M} illpoomaniac. Vlad Fillizo
any», “l. misplaced my pin; think no cliff~
cr-cnt men.” Then thorc'a tho otlncr Fllko
we know who wamloro around mumbling,
“Bernie, Bernadette, all! lillno’a beautiful,
intelligent, has a good Home of humor"

Gentlemen of, the jury, what’o your «lo-
clsion, has the pin boom miaplocoa or lo ii;
at this very moment. on the booom ol’ lhc
said young lady?

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Hoard in the News office as Arl‘ Min-
wegen dropped his briefcase and it went
crashing through the floor into the English
department offices m ”Darn those concrete
reports."

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And there’s the one about Al Reynaldo,
Sr. Mech, who is most recently engaged
in a study of what there is at the end of the
rainbow. A1 is doing his research on the
near North Side (near Miss Snodgrass’
estate) despite the fact that he resides at
18800 south, so obviously he must be ex-
pecting great things—ayessir, great things!!

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What happened at Lewis loci; Friday?
For full information ask that Gamma Rho
pledge and while you are asking him, you
might as; well find out about his; altitude
toward Armaur’o (lepantsing commltmcsl

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Late Flash from ihe ITSA Banquet: Mr.
George W. Allison in opening his address,
said and we quote, “Siudenls, fathers, and
mothers!” Sounds as if the old boy had
some info about the Lewis coeds l‘hal your
honorable scribe hadn’t obtained”

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And now we’re going to bid you children
adieu until next fall when we will again
resume our sooper scooping activities. Dur-
ing this vacation period We’re going to take
a course at the Unlvczsity of Moscow in
“Super Spying and HOW to Do It Without
Getting Your Ears Shot Off”, offered by
Prof- l. M. A. Wolf. 80 you see kiddies that
next year we’ll be much better prepared
to cope with the situation — which spells
imuble for all bad boys and girls! ‘

“Four lines to fill.”

“Can we make it?”

.. .Noln

“Okay let’s go out fora beer”

Samoan . SltllllPEllS