fiy filed van Golder :olembia Masterworks presents two George Gershwin albums this week, the Rhapsody in Blue (X196) recorded by Am tire Kostnlanctz and his orchestra and featuring Alec Templeton at the piano, The other is the flatly Dnchin zlllmm of ‘Gcrélllwin Show 'll‘uncs ((352) recorded in; piano solos by the “tingle Fingcre" with a rhythm background. The fourth side in the album set of two twelve inch discs is “Love Walked In” which is part of Gershwin’s lest music before his death in 1937. Blimp: newly in Blue is hailed as the first significant work of serious‘hiusic written by an Ameri- can composer, and Kostalonetz and 'l‘emnle' ton recapture all of its beauty and charm. Duchin plays the set which includes “The Mon ‘1‘ Love,” “Someone To Watch liver Me.” “Love Walked In,” “Embx‘occnbhr You,” “S’wontler’l’nl.” “sutnmcrtimo,” “Somw hotly Loves Me,” “They Can’t 'll‘alte That Away From Me." His unique style blentis well with those famous tunes. For our class; in jive this; weal; we been the list with .l'. llorsey's “‘l’tmiipola" (fleece 658652). This disc in really a sender of the solid. The first half is played in slow (lance mving and then changes to hit into the real beat. This record is the tone in joke box sellers as per “Variety." Hie brother, T. Horse . likes; his veroion of “have {let :‘lwny From lt Jill" so well that he waxes; it on both sides of Victor number Willi We agree with him in every rcnpect. The vocal is cent by Connie Romeo, Frank Sinatra. until the Pleat Pipers. The sexes bleml to main: the record a top seller. The trumpet ride in out of this world. This may sound like él Do on; column but here goes Jimmy again on “My histor- ontl l" (Demo 37M) with Bob Sherrie on the vocal all the way. Eliminate it; it smooth swingy “In the 1-inch of the Right“ which changes to a faster bounce rhythm at the halfway mark Liftcti from lilinrieltyo liorsaknv‘i, “Scheherazade” it in the smooth, danceable type of ballad which can be scheduled for the top. Xavier might women liabelu (Columbia 33038) in the slimlin- bana style as only the King of the Homilies can do a rhythm like this. Migneliln Wild-ex. him this for a winner in the sing farce. Flip over Bumbarito, a Buamcllo rumba, has ’eml Solei' on the eightycight heating it out mighty fine. Mecca (3622) has the Andrews, Sletcm git-t ing forth with “Apple illonnom Time,“ 21 slow swingy tune from the pic “finch. "Fri. votes." Gpposite this is “l Eli “iii Kl.” a rhy- thm tune that is hep to the pitching. Both vocals are tops and‘leave you out of this oblate spheroid. Those Andrews. gals Show their versatility on this platter at; one side is a slow sweet song, and the other is the fast swing type at which they made their name. Eddy Dnehin records “Meiria Elena.” (Ecl- lmnbia 36089). Tony LBOIl/‘Alrli takes the vo~ cal and the Magic Fingere are playing to make the record a probable hit. it is (lone in a very slow swing. Piattermate is “Time and Time Again" a little faeter tempoet‘i piece, vocaled by June Robbins. Duchin’s piano again stands out. Elfin Stitch - (cantinued from page six) “It mum be heck to be om astronomer.” “Yes, just imagine! The nearest he can get to a heavenly body is with a telescope.” )1}: Pl; W 2l: ‘She came into the closet-00m (ll not behind her.) She lifted back $250 worth of furs—— Turmoil to me Am! smiled. I smiled, too. Her liars haul motile 5581' neck «Dirty. 0H MEN! mm Eagle @eeelee GODS Robert J. Cnoagan The Fraternity Mannheim: for next year is to be extensively revieed. Those fraterni- ties which wish to have any changes made in the book should submit in writing the. suggested changes to George Hell of Pi- llloppa PM who is this year’s editor. During their skit; practice, the Triangle boys discovered that they had a pretty good orchestra consisting of five men. If you have any doubts on this subject, please re- fer questions to Theta Xi who had the boys over for a little party. After the party, Sweeney was thoroughly cooked by the Phi Kaps who directed a hose stream up his pant leg. Triangles Jill!“ Wood had a (late the other night anti 539 can prove it. He’s got a picture of her on his lap. Helm Tam Delta held a picnic at the In- clinical Dune State Park last. Sunday. Re- freshmente of all sorts were served, and the boys and gals had a goon frolic in the sand, and everyone was unwilling to go home until the sun was for pool its nadir. Delt FRESHman arch, Tom (lemme spent the previous week—end farmh‘ig in an clemen- tary sort of way. When the farmer told Tom to milk a cow, Tom asked how many of the faucets worked. Tom got a bucket of milk, than the cow put her foot in the bucket, pushed Galavan into a pile of fresh cow pie, spilled the milk over Tom, and then owntted him with her crusty tail. “It’s sim- pler to get it. out of a bottle," says; Torn. At the picnic, the Bells played tug of war with the girls. The boys were pulling in the CH» motion of the woods; anti the girle were pulling in the direction of the shelter house. BS. The boys; won. tllplm Sigma PM not their sixth trophy or the year on the mantle when they do footed lithe llcltn Ellie in boeel‘mll ll~8 in the final game of the interfratemity competiw tion. Golf and tennis: cope ere the prizes this week; for which the {intonation will compete. ll. looke like on open field for all of them. GODDESSEg By Helen Momnllo As the school year is drawing to a close, the sorority girls are taking advantage of those last few weeks for outdoor activities. Sigma lien: Theta has planned an outing at, Lorraine ifaeltiu‘e summer home in Fox Lake. The girls are looking forward to an afternoon of swimming, badminton, tennis and other sports. Also in the oiling is a much anticipated motor ride! A weiner mast will climax the Sigma festivities. The Lillllbtlils are very busy making ar- rangements. for their informal initiation which will take place at island Lake. Hell Week for the pledges started yesterady. Oil? to a good start, the girls were decked. out in large hainbows and spent the clay hand- ing out Moscow-«candy kisses! And they couldn’t, talk eitl‘lcr. ’l‘heir outfits and wear- ing apparel will become more and more interesting (luring the week. Be on the look» out for them! Last. Friday the hopper; were invited to Minn lllmtlw’s home for dinner after which the girls enjoyed the play, “Arsenic and Old Lace.” Moe Kruger. the Kappa athlete, will continue her sports training at the Olympic swimming pool during: the sum- mer. Mm. Olive 9. Miami, a faculty member of the Kappa Phi Delta has resumed her work, at school after it long period of re- covery from it broken ankle. On Mny 21 the l’en-llellenic (.looncil will hold its annual tea in honor of its sponnor Minn ‘Williunm. This will be a farewell ten since lilies Willimns will not be with us next year. Members of all sororities will be present to extend to her the very heist. GODS-~— llzimma film in holding its. informal initi- ation on Milly 23 at the llimnark hotel. ’l‘ho formal initiation will follow on the 28th at the llwctlish Club where both almnnl and activities will enjoy it banquet with all the guy trimmings. By E. I’. imminent» and new Millovlllo: I‘i'eigh Ho! Summer weather is here again and so is the annual problem of how to turn oil the steam heat. in the rooms of Chopin hall. Every year the something-- most annoying, soporific, and uncomfort» able. But then the boiler test must go onl! :1: at if: it: “l’t-ettylcgs" Chester Swain 3B is so proud of his pins since he won that contest at the Junior Informal that he has been going around minus his trousers 5:0 everyone can see and admire. Incidentally, Chester’s more usual appearance, smart and well tailored, could well be emulated by litany co-opn with distinct advantage to them- selves and to the Institute. And "We say this in all seriousness. , all rli ll: 1* in addition to the co~ope we mentibnetl laei; week as receiving awards at the ITSA banquet we should include Wally llntttcrer 4n and lilo]; Selimitlt, class of ’41. They both earned major letters in basketball. Also honored as prenident of Gamma Theta, honorary dramatic 1' ,‘ut‘crnity, was lfltlti‘io Wierzbicki, class of ’41. lit it! ll! 5% The pro—junior and sophomore teams clue/Led last week; with, the eoplts emerging victorious by a score of 11-6. The sophs are new the only; (10-07) teem rmnaining in the tournament, and as such, have our blessing. You will remember he saying in the past that these fellows of the blazing red sweat- ers were going places. at a: an it We notice the co-op office bulletin board in covered with copies of former math final exams. Just a couple of short days and it will be all over, fellows, and then we can celebrate. Yippce! ""1” :‘l ljilivemity of lticlimonil prol’eceor was recently unable to attemi hie clone anti “(note on the blocltboarll, “The proficnxor will not meet his (film-950$ loony.” fine cute little cowl got at; Mon and cmtceil the “c” from “cinema." The next tiny the peel I‘ll»— tui‘ncd. noticcti what hail happened, and mlmly went up and craneil the “l” from the some word. ll: 3? it! It The Univci‘nity of Uiilnlmnm recently hat)! a: "blitzkrieg" when, nominee of an error in the close schedule, an English (Eloise mm a German class attempted to meet in the meme room—«at the came time. filter at pc- rlotl. spent, in trying to must each other. liter Fatherland won, and the Englieii clone: left for :2 room down the hall. W ll: :1: 3* Since 1925 the University of l’tr’leconcin has placed over 54,000 persons in jobs, enough to populate an average cecoml class city. America’s largest uixivcreity is the, U. cl" Caiiiovnia which has 25.9% lituéfifln‘i’fi and met; on its faculty this nementcr. Second in the University of Minnesota with 15,167 fall time emblems. There are twenty—three colleges and uni- versities of over 400 students in Canada. >2: «4 v; 4: It is the policy of the University of Chi- cago that instructors are either promoted or dismissed at the end of four years, and as- sistant professors are either promoted or not reappointed at the end of six years service. Michigan State college funnishes an offi- cal college hitch-hike card to thumb wag- ging students who desire them. >l‘ >14 Since 1925 the University of Wisconsin has placed over 54,000 persons in jobs, enough to populate an average second class city. fly Chariot; !. Ball ’l'cd Scabv‘oolcc, armleznelcct of the Uni} varsity of Illinois.” wrestling team, is the university/x first sports leader to live in a trailer while attending the school. *‘JI 1* :4; at: This month Brigham Young University of Provo, Utah, boil 2) coed day when the girls were required to wear gingham dresses to school, open all doors for fellows, carry fellow’s books and walk on the outside of the sidewalk. They also must go to a picnic instead of attending school and ask the boys for (later; to the evening dance. is: :2: t :h (lot-ll groupie at many schools; dimgrcofl with the Hays” office ruling and vowed “Sweaters Forever," loose or otherwise. 9F >l< 3%: 9‘; A student at Michigan State recently vowcdl to eat the picture of his favorite for school queen if she did not Win. Silo loot and in: ate. 9k it! All 19'» Student opinion surveys in a notionwitlc poll of college etmlcntn discovered that 76% believed that United States is in effect al- ready at. war with Germany. :t- v :5: » When students at a donrtilorg on the Emory university campus were forbidden to tacit masterpieces by Petty, Hm‘rcll, and Vow/a or pictures of their one-and-onty on the walls, they solved the problem by jaw toning the art work to the ceiling. ti! 2;: 13¢ 1% Every year Theta Sigma, Phi, national profeseional journalistic sorority, at Butler university, sponsors an "Apple Duty” when apples—with or without worms— for the profs are sold for five cents each. )1: ’1‘ 3'5 $ The lawns and shrubs on the campus of San Diego State College receive 15,000 gal tons of water every day. Indiana, university recently} held a Sadie Hawking dance whereby (my fellow present- ed with a corneab pipe 111/ a coed was honor bound to mice her to the (la/now is m w: )1! Owen Williams, Negro cook; at the wom- en’s dormitory of North Texas State ’l‘each~ (-rs college speaks; French and memorizes Shakespeare in his spare time. 2t 4‘ e. it Dr. Douglas; Melllay, mathematics. pro- l‘csm’Jr at Gian-gin. Tech who has amllitiono to be in pligiliet, recently cultured at umbilical knockout in his first public tight as in web term/eight, in the Golden Glovcil lxliirnamcn‘t. ll: #5 ll: ill The University of North Dakota possesses Ii men’s dormitory, nicknamed Camp Dc- m'ession, made from seven old railroad ca- booses where 300 self-supporting students conic their meals and get their mom in ex- change [or four home of work-a week. The camp recently elected one president and twenty/nine vice-presidents. ir- kl: 2:4 >l< The hzurtlluck story in told ol‘ an freshmen need of Eastern New Mexico College who it‘ll apt-violin at the dormitory lien first day ' at school and suffered minor coin and bruises. {aim was next Stricken with zip- pendicitis and had an operation. Shortly thereafter she sat on a not-i;oo~cooll radia- tor and rcce’ivcil a hoiscat. Next. she was accidently hit by a playful roommate and boasted a nhiner. The most recent, develop- ment of our hero is the brill-ten nose ac- quired when she walked into a floor that; should have been open but wasn’t. zit 7% ‘44 ’3 America’s lat-goat university is the ill. of California which has 25,989 students. and 2,156 on its faculty this; semester. ficcomfi is the University of Minnesota with £523,153? l‘aill time students. a: e r}: l: There are twenty-three colleges and um?- versiiics of over 400 students in Canada.