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Gadzooks, Junior Week, three more after

that, exams, camp, fish, yahoo.
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First Little Bird: “Who’s that sitting on
the bench below us?”

Second Little Bird:“0h that’s the guy
that fired buchshot at us the other day.”

Third Little Bird: “Well, what are we
waiting for?”

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Ma: “Johnny, why are you running
around with your socks inside out?”

Johnny: "Well, my feet got hot so I turned
the hose on them.”

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“Whoever told that guy he was a prof.
He might know it, but be dermal} if he can
teach it. The trouble is that he’s too far
atlvanccd. Everytimc he tries to explain
something he gets so for of? the subject
that no one underemmlo anything about it.
He ought to go back to the farm, or try
teaching a gracluate course . . . ”

“Yea-1m, I got a flunk slip from him, too."

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One Flew

“Have a quick one?” asked Smith.

“Don‘t drink,” replied loner.

“Have a fag, then.”

“No thanks. I don’t smoke.”

“Ever have any headaches?” asked South.

“Yes, pretty often these Gaye,” answered
Jones.

“Just as I thought, Your halo'e too tight.”

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Sim: “What do you mean. my tigurt‘s‘ like
a roller master?"

Merry Role: “It when my breath away."

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Beneath the moon he told his lone,
The color left her cheeks,
But on the ehoulder of his coat,
It plainly showed for weeks.
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A gentleman dining at Crewe
Found quite a large mouse in his steel
Said the waiter: “Don’t shout and were
about, '
Or the others will want some, too.”
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Funny how people who start their eve»
hinge fast and loose usually cntl up elow
and tight.

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The mountaineers, they have long care,

They live in caves and ditches,

They pound their socks, upon the melee,

And beat their wives with switches.

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A pessimist is a guy that thinks all wom-
en are immoral, and an optimist is a guy
who only hopes they are.

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Greatly agitated, a woman carrying on in”
font dashed into a drug store.

“My baby has swallowed a bullet!” she
cried, "What shall I do?”

“Give him the contents of this bottle of
castor oil,” replied the druggist calmly. “And
then be sure you don’t point him at anyone!”

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“They all laughed when I walked out on
the dance floor with u beehet of water.
(They {lidn’t know I was going to swing
in)”

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Overhearé

There’s. the story going arouml the faculty
about the alnsenbmincied wife. It seems that
the professor had just returned from a
hard day’s work and after dinner he and.
his wife had just settleti down in the living
room to enjoy the radio. Suddenly there
was a knock on the door. “My hushamil”
the absent—mulled wife gasped. “My Goal”
said the professor and juunpcd out of the
Window.

With that l better jump, too. Adios, ami-
gos. 0E MIN!

 

 

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GODS
Robert J. Crcagan

That bald fellow seen about school the
past week is Arnold Kramer, second year
coop of the Pi Kap house. invent your own
story as to how it. happeneo; actually he
submitted peacefully and it was more or
LESS his own idea. Walt. Stephenson, same
class, was pushed half-way through the
third floor window in playful seamen-net
resultmbroken window and no injuries.

Pi Kap Merle Dargel is one of the new
junior marshals. Herb Hansen, Elmer Mat—
son, and Johnny Sewage are recuperating
from strenuous work of listening to papers
presented at the Detroit meeting of the
ASME. They also participated in extra cur-
ricular activities while in the motor city.

Triangle is pleased to announce that
Claude Penn, senior engineering ocience
student, has been replcdged into the frater-
nity.

The Mothers Club party held last Sat-
urday was a great success. Dancing and
cards furnished the excuse for having a
good time.

On Friday, April 25, the Phi Hops wel-
comed the Chimgo alumni to the Chapter
House for the semienua] Alumni Smoker.
Many of the boys, some from as for back
as, the turn of the century were there. In»
teresting speeches, card gamee, and bull.
eeesione kept the party going at a pleasant
pace.

Many of the boys hall their girle out to
the house for dinner last Sunday, April 27.
it was one of the many dateelimlers that
are held each year, and it gives the fellows
and girls a chance to meet each other in-
formally.

At Triangle the newly elected Off}
core were sworn in by the poet senior preei~
cling president, llrotlner Sweeney. The new
officers are Jim “linemen, presiucnt; «loim

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GOFWWXSSJES
By Helen Marzullo

Kappa Elmore: AS “Little-Girl" Walker
and Florence Alder are about to leave this
institute of higher learning, and pave their
way in this world as working women, the
younger sisters will carry on the work of
their Sorority. Last Saturday the girls
spent an enjoyable afternoon with their
alumnae at the Lewis dormitory. Miss
Morse was the charming hostess.

The Sigma lscm Theta girls have decided
agninet ruehing this quarter. Although they
have had one rush luncheon, plane which
were previously made have been cancelled.
Taking advantage of the proximity of the
stadium and the entertainment olfered, the
girls spent an enjoyable afternoon.

llarr‘lct. Bun-nos, an alumnae of the sororl
ty, was married on Saturday, April 26, to
Frederick W. llclivolmn. Congratulations,
Hllrrict!

.At the monthly meeting held last Sun»
(lay, the highest Omicron Lambda Sorority
decided upon May 24 as the tentative (late
for their informal initiation. The ceremony
will take place at. the home of Wylie “Hon-
ey” Sullivan. The actives will really have an
opportunity to concentrate on the pledges!
This will be one time that the three “Co.
ops," Illlsie, Lorraine, and Joanna, will
have to be “co-op” erative. Of course, that
goes for Rae and Phyllie, too.

 

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{Torn l’lzmlcr llueinees rcueltoe new hlgilll
«with due thanks to the Fri-Simmer; and
the Minimizes: for those jiglesw over the
week end of the eighteenth. The elevator
creaked and squeaked with its loud of role
weary boys and girls, too tired to make
those three flights .of stairs. So here goes
today’s tired business man’s ecesion:
Spring Ewing Hi~Spotez

The Knights of Armour really lay those
two legendary birds low with the provel‘bi»
ell stone, by pledging allegiance to their na-
tive land and making junior anal tor hap-
py by giving forth with Goa lites-e .vlmcrim
in lowdown Conga style!

Johnny Buthus outdoing Hootitni at his
best! Not contented with the conventional
bunny and handkerchief idea, he made him-
self disappear . . . . for hours at a time?! And
all the while, that Check Room Romeo was
seen jotting down a series of numbers with
a telephone exchange and a. name fore and
oil. Oh Johnny . . . oh! oh!

Saw the chem department there, en mass
. . . namely and to wit, Greener, Steveneon,
flattens. Kokot, and Ferarro, with dichlorov
(liiiuoromethane, polygyceridee, seceherides,
and other chemical complications driving
from the back seat only that. night.
Freshman Dance Ditties

Did oo weally have fun at 00 bowl, kid-
dies?? I heard it was pwetty swell, all
Wightl—and (less What else I heard}! “Wom-
per-s” Davey a~gurglin’ and cooin’ fwom
his baby buggy and passing out . . . wolly-
pops, that is, to all the little childwen. tilt»
clwy Koo!!!

Bobby and Connie wondering about like
two little babes in the woods, and leading
the funsters in the Conga.

And while we're in the lnfants’ Wear
department, I’m sure that little sailor out-
fit over there, complete with the little tin
whistle, would be just what the doctor
ordered for “Spotty” Pepparcl and “Mump-
sie" Thornton. Measles and mumpsl! Now,
which of you naughty children neglected
your daily dose of Knapp’s Vita-Fresh? Re-
member, Elsie says: “When germs are on
the loose, drink Vita-Fresh juice.”

  

 

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Flowers; for madame! And the madame
l have. in mind is Clara Fowler. enabling
leisurely down the halls, with a gardenia
coreago nestling neatly on her left shoul-
der. And a touch of South America was
added to the Lewis atmoephere by Mice
Umllgzm’s orchid. '

Questions; and Anmvcre llcpurtmcnt

Who are the unfortunate owners: of these
namee found peeking shyly out from be-
tween their first and last appellations Ken-
nedy, Kevin, and Waldorf? The winner of
this week’s puzzle will receive a general
admiseion ticket to a concentration camp
and a set of unperforated call and pepper
shaker-ewam by the way, Bernice Feldmon,
why don’t you try a pinch of that NaCl
business on Super-Man Bauman?

’5‘ '41 ’1‘

That; old llogey-Man Drcvikovsky stand-
ing over us with clubs, and with great
gnashing of bicuspids threatened us with
blackmail if we mentioned his name in
connection with some bit of feminine fluff
that he doesn't want smeared with the 01th
of this; column. Why, Jaw-urgclz

“Glamour Boy" Dreger warding all his
doting public by keeping those baby blue
eyes of his behind dark cheaters. Well, the
best things are kept under glass, they tell
me!!

Prof Mathews is the boy with the brains
tucked beneath that pate of his. That hap-
py little helper of history classes, Chuck
Reinhardt, was appointed vice-president in
charge of checking up on who’s playing that
little game known as history-hockey.

Heart Brooks of the Wool;

Bill llieher pining away for our gal
Aida, Bligh llmlick battin' his eyes June Feet:
sendcn way, and Bernie Marlin spending
his hard earned cash on Blondie Robinson‘s
cakes.

'Well, (Ed’s. note: Well! Well!)

Heigh hoe, here I go,

To dig up some dirt for who’s whose;

So hang on to your huts, you wolves and

you cats,

’Til I’m back with some more red hot

newsll.’
THE FEF’K‘H (tallllli’llillllfl‘

   

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Hello again!!! Thin in your 011C Supper
Scooper riding the beam onco morallmspite
numerous nestwtions and (leelm'utlons to the
contrary mantle by our incompetent mill illi-
te'nte arch-rival, the Filth Colmnniet, we
are still very much on the hull, no evidenced
last week when we stepped into Blitzkrieg

lounty and heat It to the punch with our
Laxubc-linirech tangle story! Yeoiroe, we’re
right, in there pitching“

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CHALLENGE“

The junior chemo have requested us to
publish this statement. They challenge any
other department, elul’), educational group,
slewpot society, or any combination of the
some to a guzzling contest with or with
out side bets. They are willing to com-
pete in the following events: singles, doub-
les, and enmosse! Coclcey, to say thc'leaet.

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Question before the lnoueol Who it; the
cute little female that “Dickie” Guctzow
meets at Leif llllriclmon llr. mull Van Buren
.on numerous occasions??? lllmaeent (lam
shows that he frequently occnpicfi (‘1‘???)
a park bench during the young," lady’s hunch
hour. Hm m-m-m.

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Elinco the purchase of a new locket, filter—
man 1‘. Silence «lid nothing lint expound, to
the sr. nncclie, on the merits of lite water-
proofeql fabric. 80 olmoxioue became hie
lamamalione that the seniors put it and
him to the water tent. lit wallow water
proof. Sherman quoted GmCENWRllm un-
quote.

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FLASH, . . . 'l’roi" Soul’om to turn in his
grade book for a ball and chain. Said junc~
tion to take place in lune.

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“Wedding belle banged all over the place
Inst Saturday as llrotlior Crawford, civil
git-ml Student, took the emu plunge with
Miss Thelma Shane!!! in. the epirit of gooal
fellowship and all that. cord; of: etull‘, the
hoye at the Grad Home throw a little comb
oll' party for the brave led the Friday be-
fore the Monstrous, event. Ono event led to
another and as a result the boys were con-
fronted with the problem of removing Bro.
Crawfordle gigantic frame from the floor--
qnitc a problem! But the engineering eel-
ence once again came in) the rescue and the
kiddies, instead of dragging the body up»
stairs, roec magnificently m the occasion
and brought his bed (lownll Sharp!!!

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Dan Brown on a recent «lute way down
on the South Side, met Walt “Oh You Kill"
Beaudry in one of those hamburger joints.
Ncedlcee to my “Oh You Kill" completely
took over. Shoveler’s Note: Booudry is the
lad for whom a reward was posted in Mach-
inery Hall for unfair Welling, practices.

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Hats off to Charles Feller, the only can-
testant in the Junior Week Facial Shrub-
bery Battle to grow chin whiskers. All ap-
neurances indicate that Chile/c can win
this contest hands down providing his dad
and mother don’t disown him, first.

>l< VA #4

There ought to» lie .11 law against: 80% of
assigned homework required handed in;
80% of the homework, assigned; these guys
that complain about being 2 juice reports
behind; Francis walking through the cafe
when we’re around; Dick Simonsen smok‘
lug “outside” cigars on the inside; the jr.
arx not letting their gal ball—players get on
the field and strut their stuff; profs who
don’t believe in the honor system; QUIZ—
ZES!!!

#4 it as it

And now me lxcurtics, our good deed for
the day. Let us remind you not to miss the
big Junior informal, in fact, the biggest
ever! Imagine strolling; through the spacious
gardens of the beautiful filiewnee Cemtry
Club, ncath a beautiful spring moon, anti
gliding to the sweet swing of Toasty Paul.
Don’t wait—”got a (late or you‘ll be Sorry!
No kiatlingll SGGPER SSfifll’EE‘l/S