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By E. P. Hanuoka and Burt Millevilio

Well, three Weeks have flown bymami
here we sit like birds in, the wilderness
. . . birds in the wilderness . . .

The senior class has elected the follow—
ing men as officers for the year: Rudy filed
or, president; Carl Swanson, vice-president;
Hillard Stryz, secretary-treasurer.
The sophomores (they of the red sweao
tors) have also elected new officers with
these results: Richard Bicdcrmann, presi
dent; Ellsworth Packard, vice—president;
Arnold Kramer, socretarylrcasurcr.

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FLASH! George Adamo 43 has been an
pointed the coop representative to the
Dean 5 Committee on Open House. Thin hotly
consists of one man from each department
and its function is to organize available ma-
terials around the Institute in preparation
for Open House. You have our host wishes,
George.
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Lease Breakers, inc. (Fred unanimity and
Flex-b Smith 385;) have thoroughly aroused
the ire and disguat of the M16320 craftsmen.
So defectively do they rcntlcr (it’s sup-
posed to be crooning) the clung-aloe ihai even
the termites have forsaken their physics
building home.

Stop us if we're wrong about it, out
wit appears that the (loath knell has
been sounded for the Coop Open
House exhibit. With loco than two
weeks remaining before Junior Wool:
and the (to-operating concerns prone
cupicd with defense orders, etc—Winona
for the exhibit would require much
more cilort than appears to he iorth‘
coming, so let it he with Caesar.

The above “death notice" was wrilicn be
fore it was known that any action vi» .3: he-
ing taken in connection with the coop cxv
hibit. However, last Friday. Pi’eciiient l'lietlv
or appointed Bill liohco 58 as chairman of
the Co-op Committee on Open Motion to
work with the presidents of the other four
classes, or men who they would appoint,
in preparing the co—op exhibit. All correu
pondence and information relating to the
exhibit should be sent to and discusvecl with
Mr. Bobco who is now in complete charge.
His program may be secured from Mien.
Lucilow in the coop office.

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Proi'cacor Yellott has proven himself 7.0
he a “regular fellow” (senior mechg: “You
ain’t telling us nuttin’.”) according to
Messrs. Sullivan, Hanncman, illclllnnis, and
Hannska who accompanied the prof. to the
student conference of the ASME in Detroit
last week. Going up and coming back, he
entertained the boys with whistled rendi-
tions of every classical selection suggested
(this proving him to be a real music lover)
and joined in all the songs, collegiate, popu-
lar, and otherwise, that the quinteite could
think of. ti. very versatile fellow, this man,
Yolk)“.

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The coop baseball teams are at last
swinging intoaction with several games
scheduled for this week. Jim 'l‘liozios 48 is
manager of the juniors, who have lost none
of last year’s strength and will probably
win this year (so We hope.) Dick manic.
wicz 38 has taken the reins of the prejunior
squad. 'Dick promises to do at least twice
as good as last year, when the team won
’one game. The seniors, on the other hand,
were somewhat nettled by the dismal re.
port of the Naval physical exams, and as a
result, their efforts in the spring campaign
are expected to be negligible.
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Freshmen, please note: There will be a
meeting of your class some time this week
ijI‘ the purpose of electing officers and ac-
:quainting you with the extra-curricular ac-
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live Quinlan Maul

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liohert J. Crcugan

Alpha Sigma fill won the lntcrl’ratcrnity
Swim last Wednesday, with the Phi Hops
second, Triangle third, Delta fourth, and
Rho Delis fifth. It was an exciting meet
with several outstanding performers. Gage
wars the high point man for the Alpha Sign,
and he set a good example for the rest of
his team. Dick Taylor paced the Phi Kaps
who gave the Alpha Sigs plenty of compo
tition until the very and.

Beta Omega Nu will have a new house for
their next meeting. Sam’s at Twenty-ninth
and Indiana. will be the scene of the house
warming when the Boners move into their
new quarters. Merle Dorglc was initiated
at the last formal meeting. Pledge Ed Can
mody was unable to attend the last meeting
because he had swum one too many races
for the Bolts. Pledge Bud Gullett is; look-
ing forward to the opening ceremonies at
the new house.

Phy lioppn Elgma‘s liloihcr’o Club held
their semi-annual card party at the fraterni—
ty house on Michigan Avenue. As usual
the house was overcrowded with card tables
and card sharks.

lie-int Tau Doha had a dinner party at
the house before the Freshman 'i‘oildle last
week. The guests arrived and picked at
their food until time for the dance. Every‘
one was so nervous that neverzil girls had
difficulty in keeping peas on their knives.
Ed Moore and Tom Gulliver: enjoyed the
evening with Helene Wooleon and Marcel-
la (larrity, respectively (hut not respect-
fully).

helm Lambda Xi has elected new officers

tor the next school year as follows:
(Emmi! Mahler, William Viam‘d, EEK; Growl
l’roz-urziima John W‘bm'k, Emil; Grand
Murillo, {llmrlm illit‘hnmn, Milli: lrltml Bur»:
my, Mitchell .‘i’imppliu, Milli; Inner final-(l.
lilowm‘cl llomicr, Elli}: 912201" Gum-{L Uharlou
llcllrona, llillll.

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HOBDESSES
By Helen Momullo

Now that the “Spring Swing Number 4”
and the candy sale at Armour have been re»
corded in the annals of successful 194.1
events, the lilambtias will concentrate on
their pledges. Interesting letters concern-
ing their jobs and associates plus their
pledge duty research are being: received
each week from the pledges that have
joined the ranks of working women. Theme
girls, Elole Rysdcn, Lorraine Anderson, and
Joanna Altenkamp, are working at Bauer
and Black, Wieboldt’s and Harris Trust
Company, respectively. The other two
pledges, Rae and Phyllis, are dutifully obey—
ing verbatim the wishes of the actives.
Sometime in the very near future, the
pledges will have their hell week, after
which they will be formally initiated. The
monthly meeting of the Lambdas will be
held way out in Blue island at Mary Ann’s
house on Sunday, April 27.

Kappa: Phi llcllo extends its best wishes
to Mm; Olive Pierce Hazel, an almunue
member and director of the drama club, for
her speedy recovery, Mrs. Hazel, who sulf-
crcrl from a triple fractured ankle, has
spent many tedious hours: in the Evanston
hospital. We join the Kappas in this wish.

Among the working Kappas are Jeannette
Macliuckic, who has obtained a position
with Commonwealth Edison, and Mm. Sny-
der. the former Elizabeth Little, who is
assisting in the Home Ec department.

Last Tuesday, the Sig-nun; entertained
their rushecs at a luncheon in the cafeteria.
Besides the rush lunchcona, the girls have
planned many gay affairs; to bo hold in the
near future.

Ami now with May and June so near at
hand all of the sororities are making plans
for elections, installations, and farewells to
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The Easter [funny brought in; as whole
batch of Easlm‘ eggs. He had a jaw loll over,
so inc decided to rid him of like warping: right
here and now. But Easter Bunny, you sum
Mt one at our house Sunday morning with
Him mainly old lily. 07' maybe Mormon Grif-
fin (film; just being unfair to organized labor
when he .‘ip'l‘Outcd an orchid for his Mica of
l‘hc pretticxt gal in the [folder pamdc. Oh,
well a: (cast my lilly smells . . confidentially.

Navymuymph Moiict and Marinemcrinalfl
ll'laiiihcr are both in the same hoot. Seems
they’re between the devil and the deep
blue sea, that is, with their loves in abso-
lute ahsemia. Just having gobs and gobs: of
lrouble, aren’t you, girls! But just keep in
mind that ancient adage concerning the
quantity of aquatic cranlate veriebinte llip‘
ping about the bi‘iny deep. While in the
department of absent amours, hotly Kenne-
iiy’u drooping jowls can be attributed to
”Quixote” Quint’s journeys which wITlifli
him this time ‘way down in Ohio. ‘Why
don‘t you gals organize the “Love us and
Leave Us We‘ll Show You" club}!

Ethel Witt humming “There’ll Be Some
Changes Made” these days. One glance at
this Kappa Kupie is enough to convince us!
She‘s turning into a real, honeabiogood-
nous, bona fide, glimmer ghoul, complete
with that shiny eyed 100k, and blushes in
several different shades; of red. For why,
Ethel?

The latest musical gem to be turned out
of the Lewis Little School of Lyric Lalapa—
loozas and Musical Moments is “Where’s
My Heart?” Music and heart-rending lyrics
by that up and coming song writing team,
l’l’eiss~Reailc.

Personal to the Steamshovclerz In this
day and age, 0h Steamshovolcr, it pays to
keep up with the times. True, things hap-
pen at so rapid a pace in these modern
times, that the slower members of our
unique society doubtless find it very com
fusing. But if you will kindly refer to a
previous issue of the Tech News, you will
note an item with reference to one Fill
Bellman attending Lewis. Up to the minute
news, after all, is the criterion of any news-
paper. Why don’t you read a good column
once in a while, and catch up with us . . .
we’ll wait for youll

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Julian's pin is still making the roundsw
and this time it may come back with a Chi-
noso accent. Seems the llaundryman is the
latest to receive the coveted honor of (lieu
covering that fickle frat pin hanging on one
of his shirts. Vclly silangc pcopc, these Phil
Klanu!!! But as; they say, it invariably all
(tomes out in the wash.

Pretty hot stuff, is Gracie 'i‘aa‘licril No
hand holding for that little miss for a while!
Her digits are in a pitiable state of lethar-
gy after her attempt at plucking a hot grate
from atop the stove, Bumy, burnyll

Don't you have an old driver’s license, a
letter oi“ introduction, or any other means
of identification, .limo Keller? A number
of the male quota from Lewis were heard
excluiming in extremely audible tones,
“Who’s the babe?” Okay, babel!

Oh, my doom! Did you hear about the
Gmnma Rhos’ and the Lainhflau' proxy and
vice-proxy attending Miss Forbes’ tea last
Sunday in honor of Mr. and film. Knapp??
it was vcddy, veddy, they tell me. Aw, kids,
quit the Major League stuff and join us in
the Minors, wontchal?

Pink lemonade and elephants are in the
oiling, now! Yep~the circus has at last hit
the Stadium. 111‘ has been notified that their
freak show is rather small, but hold out for
higher wages, kidsll Maybe they ought to
see highiiier Tully, if they’re on the lookout
for talent; ’cause there she was, rescuing
her shoe from the top of the window in the
News Office. Such claringl

That happy little fixer, (Jack Cholmian)
believes in doing things up right . . . none
of that half-way stuff for him! The little boy
scout, whilst doing his good deed for the
day by fixing the sugar bowl cover for the
help in Ye Olde Cafe at Lewis, found the
whole business in his cup of java. I’ve
heard of doughnut and cookie dunkers, but
sugar howl tops!!! Flossic Mosul, too. be-
lieves in lending the helping hand. The
mathematical whiz was Viewed sitting on
the stairs explaining the intricacies of trig
to some wayward youth.

Looks like another storm brewing, so
pardon us while we duck into the nearest
shelter. From the looks of this downpour,
next week’s column will be just plain mud!

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Not so long ago liloruco llfioitlt and his
Musician] Knights; brought out u now num-
hor. “Fl-loudly flkworn Polka,” on a Column
bin room-(l (360%) which it; no uucooncl‘ul it
challenges tho “Moor Barrel Polka” for the
most, popular tavcm song. Alt tho proclaim;
time thin rocoml lioatio tho hoot ooi‘lor lint
ol‘ (‘lolumbiu popular room-(ls . . . Elcvorznl
other bands; have picked up the tuna and
have mmlo rocortin ol‘ it. Frankie Miniature“
vuruion is coupled with “molorcn” and Ecu-
turoo a crook vocal ohorua by Frankie.
(Olmh, 13142). filammy liliuyo aloo recorded it
and paired it with “Hmvuilon Sonnet.” 'l‘lic
linyc rocomll lilatiurou in main ohortm and
plenty of Gorimm llaiul olllocin. 'llho inland
millilmr la vol-y omootli mod was written by
filmnmy until his brother. Marty Mchnnu
gives; tho vocal on it. (Victor, W381).

Duke Ellington has; come out with some
more of his very excellent swing stuli’.
“'ll‘alkc tho ‘li’ 'JIFi-aln" is board on one. side
and naturally foaluroo tho Illulto‘s archeo—
lriiizlng genital-i. The coupling is a very 1m-
usual and clever veriiion of “iliilowulko of.
Now York." (Viol/or. M380) . . . Guile Kim“
pin goes sweet in his; latest offerings, “ill‘ho
Things i Love" and “Little Man With o.
Unruly Cigar." The first features a vocal by
Howard llu Lanny and is at real topnotch
dance piece. In the second number Gene
beats the drums for the background of
a clever arrangement. (011mb, 61413) . . . For
those who like to hear the classics ewung,
Jack 'lfoamzirtlon has it for you this week
with filaclmmninoflh “Pmludo in ‘C" Elnora)
Minor" On the reverse side in board “llluo
to the hourly" (Decca, {lil'lllll . . . The best
Columbia release of the week is Hourly
(lootlman‘o record of “'Jllalco it" and “Yuma.”
0n the first we hear the Goodman clarinet
joined by Comic Willlinmn’ trumpet, Lou
Mcharity'o trombone and Johnny Guarnlor
at the piano. This combination gives no one
ol‘ the liner-it swim: clot-mulch over to be manic.
The coupling is done in a moderate tempo
and features a vocal by Halon Hl‘orroot. (Col-
umbia, llllliil'l') . . . [liviuo ltoy alga turns to
the classics this week with another over-
ture. Having just finished the “William
’i‘oll" ovorturc, he gives; out with the
“Light Cavalry" overture. Coupled with it
is “Ilmapoln” which is played slow and
sweet. (Bluebird, BJHWBL

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”De man in room sebcn done ham] hlsoelf.”
“Hanged himself? Did you cut him down?"
"No, sch. He ain’t (lead y/t't”. L
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‘What a Bushman!

Two waiters; were standing by a table
on which John McMurphy, after a hard
day’s work, had fallen asleep.

“I’ve already wakencd him twice,” said
the first waiter, “and i'm going to wake him
a third time."

“Why don’t you wake him and suggest
he leave?” asked the other.

The first waiter shook his head artfully
“Nothing doing,” he whispered. “Every time
i wake him up he pays his bill.”

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She (coyly): Your a bad boy, Milt, don't
you dare kiss me again.

He: I won’t. Pm just trying to find out
who has the grape juice at this party.

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Fl‘fld lllhlcrt: “Why do you call your girl
friend Muscles?"

Johnny Martin: “Aw, because she’s in
everybody’s arms.”

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Fire Service

Farmer Apple/snooker retired and moved
lo the big city. In the morning, after spend-
ing the first night in the new home, his wife
said: “Well, Pa, hain't 2'! about time you
was grilling up to build the fire?”

“No, sirec,” replied the old gent. “l"il call
the fire department. We might as well get
used. to these city conveniences right now.”

on: Milli

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