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(No mystery meat here!) #I PEPE® lieal applewood smoked ham and provolone cheese garnished with lettuce. tomato. and mayo. #2 BIG JOHN® Medium rare choice roast beef. topped with yummy mayo. lettuce. and tomato. #3 TOTALLY TUNA® Fresh housemade tuna. mixed with celery. onions. and our tasty sauce. then topped with cucumber. lettuce. and tomato. (My tuna rocks!) #4 TURKEY TOM® fresh sliced turkey breast. topped with lettuce. tomato. sliced cucumber. and mayo. (The original) #5 VITO® The original Italian sub with genoa salami. provolone. capicola. onion, lettuce. tomato. & a real tasty Italian vinaigrette. (llot peppers by request) #6 VEGETARIAN Layers of provolone cheese separated by real avocado spread. sliced cucumber. lettuce. tom. and mayo. (Truly a gourmet sub not lot vegetarians only ........... peace dude!) J.J.B.L. . " llacon. lettuce. tomato. & mayo. (The only better BLT is mama's BIT) * SIDES * Soda Pop hiant chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin cookie lieal potato chips or jumbo kosher dill pickle Extra load of meat Extra cheese or extra avocado spread llot Peppers FREEBIES (sues 5 cures cum Union. lettuce. tomato. mayo. sliced cucumber. lliion mustard. oil & vinegar. and oregano. \‘mMY JOHN: Since I] I993 CWORLD’ s extent-5‘95 OURMET SANDWICHE Corporate Headquarters champaign. ll PLAIN SLIMS’”) hny Sub minus the veggies and sauce SLIMI llamXecheese SLIM 2 lloastlieel SLIM 3 Tuna salad SLIM 4 Turkey breast SLIM 5 Salami. capicola. cheese SLIM 6 double provolone low Barb lettuce Wrap 03“ Same ingredients and price of the sub or club without the bread. JIMMY TO 60° CATERING 90X “INCHES. PMTTEIIS. PARTIES! llElllIEllI llllllEllS will include a delivery charge per item. at * JIMMYJIIHNSJmM v: at THE J.J. GARGANTUAN® This sandwich was invented by Jimmy John's brother lluey. lt‘s huge enough to feed the hungriest oI all humans! Tons of genoa salami. sliced smoked ham. capicola. roast beef. turkey & provolone. iammed into one oI our homemade French buns then smothered with onions. mayo. lettuce. tomato. & our homemade Italian dressing. OK, SO MY SUES REALLY AREN'T GOURMET AND WE'RE NOT FRENCH EITHER. MY SUBS JUST TASTE A LITTLE BETTER, THAT'S ALL! I WANTED TO CALL IT JIMMY JOHN'S TASTY SANDWICHES, BUT MY MOM TOLD ME TO STICK WITH GOURMET. SHE THINKS WHATEVER I DO IS GOURMET, BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. S0 LET'S STICK WITH TASTY! WM GI NT CLUB SANDWICHES My club sandwiches have twice the meat or cheese. try it on my fresh baked thick sliced T-grain bread or my famous homemade trench bread! #7 GOURMET SMOKED HAM CLUB llfull III pound ol real applewood smoked ham. provolone cheese. lettuce. tomato. &. real mayo! #8 EILLY CLUB® Choice roast beel. smoked ham. provolone cheese. lliion mustard. lettuce. tomato. 8. mayo. #9 ITALIAN NIGHT CLUB® heal genoa salami. Italian capicola. smoked ham. and provolone cheese all topped with lettuce. tomato. onion. mayo. and our homemade Italian vinaigrette. (You hav'ta order hot peppers. just ask!) #IO HUNTER'S CLUB® llull 1/4 pound of fresh sliced medium rare roast beef. provolone. lettuce. tomato. 8. mayo. #II COUNTRY CLUB® Fresh sliced turkey breast. applewood smoked ham. provolone. and tons of lettuce. tomato. and mayo! (ll very traditional. yet always exceptional classic!) #12 eeocrt cure“D (29 Fresh baked turkey breast. provolone cheese. avocado spread. sliced cucumber, lettuce. tomato. and mayo! (It's the real deal. and it ain't even California.) #l3 GOURMET VEGGIE CLUB® flouble provolone. real avocado spread. sliced cucumber. lettuce. tomato. & mayo. (Try it on my T~grain whole wheat bread. This veggie sandwich is world class!) #I4 BOOTLEGGER CLUB® lloast beet. turkey breast. lettuce. tomato. & mayo. In American classic. certainly not invented by J.J. but definitely tweaked and fine-tuned to perfection! #I5 CLUB TUNA® The same as our #3 Totally Tuna except this one has a lot more. Fresh housemade tuna salad. provolone. cucumber. lettuce, & tomato. #lb CLUB LULU® Fresh sliced turkey breast. bacon. lettuce. tomato. It! mayo. (.lJ's original turkey &. bacon club) #IT ULTIMATE PORKERW‘ lleal applewood smoked ham and bacon with lettuce. tomato &. mayo. what could be better! WE DELIVER! 7 DAYS AWEEK T0 FINI] THE LOCATION NEAREST YOII VISIT JIMMYJfll-INS.EIIM "YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO EAT AT JIMMY JOHN'S!’I® @ @ISIISJUIZ.10012901100710!” JIMMV JUIIII'S FRANCHISE. llD Ill IIIIIIITS IIISEITVEII. We lleserve The Right To Make Any Menu Changes.