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New source claims ice cream
is nutritionally harmless

Crystil Kooplend
KOPY EDITEER

A new source indicates a piece of
information that should improve the quality
of human life as we know it This new study
shows that you cannot get fat from eating ice
cream!

There has always been controi
versy regarding whether or not legitimate
ice cream eating should be a healthicrimet
Many dissenters say things such as “ice
cream is only empty calories, containing no
nutrients and making you fat", but as it turns
out, ice cream cannot possibly make you fat
A scientist, only referred to as Number 10,
reported recently, “The human body just has
ways to shut that whole thing down"

As it turns out, peopleiusui
ally femaleieat ice cream primarily when
stressedt When the body is stressed, it goes
into a sort of overdrive mode that prevents it
from properly retaining fat and calories

What this means, is that the action
of eating ice cream, while bad, cannot cause
weight gain, especially not in the stomach
region This new information has been quite
controversial, with people who claim that ice
cream made them fat saying these scientist
are ‘blaming the victim’; rebuttal appears
to consist mostly of claims from supporters
saying, “You must have been doing some,
thing wrong if you gained weight You need
to admit you cheated on your diet; that’s the
first step?’

More on this important topic as
information is gleanedt

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