Tuesday, SeptemberZS, 2012 | TechNews The First Day of the Rest of My Life By Adin Goings ART EDITOR Guess who just finished their homework. V4, That fast? Yep, solutions manual. A l You realize that all solutions manuals are lies, right? You may grasp how to do the problem or even reiterate such a method on an exam. But real professionalism comes from a complete understanding of the topic, not solution methods. Imagine if real professionals relied on ' solutions manuals. Wait, why are they making an incisions here? That doesn't match any of the other problems, that doesn't make any sense. Maybe Chapter 12 has something more recognizable in it. Will/«I / I Lurqgrg ESTABLISHED IN CHARLESTON. IL IN I983 TO ADD TO STUDENTS GPA AND GENERAL DATING ABILITY. 8" SUB SANDWICHES All of my tasty suh sandwiches are a full B inches of homemade French bread, fresh veggies and the finest meats E cheese I can buy! And if it matters to you, we slice everything fresh everyday in this store, right here where you can see it. (No mystery meat here!) #I PEPE® Beal applewood smoked ham and provolone cheese garnished with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. #2 BIG JOHN® Medium rare choice roast beef, topped with yummy mayo, lettuce, and tomato. #3 TOTALLY TUNA® Fresh housemade tuna, mixed with celery, onions, and our tasty sauce, then topped with alfalfa sprouts, cucumher, lettuce, and tomato. (My tuna rocks!) #4 TURKEY TOM® Fresh sliced turkey breast, topped with lettuce, tomato, alfalfa sprouts, and mayo. (The original) #5 VITO® The original Italian suh with genoa salami, provolone, capicola, onion, lettuce, tomato, E a real tasty Italian vinaigrette. (Hot peppers by request) #6 VEGETARIAN Layers of provolone cheese separated by real avocado spread, alfalfa sprouts, sliced cucumher, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. (Truly a gourmet suh not for vegetarians only. .. ...... peace dude!) J.J.B.L.T.® Bacon, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. (The only better BLT is mama’s BLT) * SIDES * Soda Pop [Iiant chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin cookie Beal potato chips orjumho kosher dill pickle Extra load of meat Extra cheese or extra avocado spread Hot Peppers FREEBIES (sues s ewes ONLY) Dnion, lettuce, alfalfa sprouts, tomato, mayo, sliced cucumher, Dijon mustard, oil E vinegar, and oregano. \‘ “MY JOHN. GWORI-D is GREATEcs“ 15$ ”RMET SANDWIG corporate Headquarters Ehampaign, IL PLAIN SLIMS® Any Suh minus the veggies and sauce SLIMI HamEcheese SLIM 2 Boast Beef SLIM 3 Tunasalad SLIM 4 Turkey hreast SLIM 5 Salami, capicola, cheese SLIM 6 Douhleprovolone Low Darh Lettuce Wrap JUDW Same ingredients and price of the suh or cluh without the hread. JIMMY TO GO® CATERING 50)! “INCHES. PLATTER-9. PARTIES! DELIVEIIY DITDEIIS will include a delivery charge per item. 1k * JIMMYJUHNS£0M * it THE J.J. GARGANTUAN® This sandwich was invented by Jimmy John’s hrother Huey. It’s huge enough to feed the hungriest of all humans! Tons of genoa salami, sliced smoked ham, capicola, roast beef, turkey E provolone, jammed into one of our homemade French huns then smothered with onions, mayo, lettuce, tomato, E our homemade Italian dressing. OK, SO MY SUBS REALLY AREN'T GOURMET AND WE'RE NOT FRENCH EITHER. MY SUBS JUST TASTE A LITTLE BETTER, THAT'S ALL! I WANTED TO CALL IT JIMMY JOHN'S TASTY SANDWICHES, BUT MY MOM TOLD ME TO STICK WITH GOURMET. SHE THINKS WHATEVER I DO IS GOURMET, BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. SO LET'S STICK WITH TASTY! WM GIANT CLUB SANDWICHES My cluh sandwiches have twice the meat or cheese, try it on my fresh baked thick sliced 1-grain bread or my famous homemade french bread! #7 GOURMET SMOKED HAM CLUB A full ”4 pound of real applewood smoked ham, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, E real mayo! #8 BILLY CLUB® Bhoice roast beef, smoked ham, provolone cheese, Dijon mustard, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. #9 ITALIAN NIGHT CLUB® Beal genoa salami, Italian capicola, smoked ham, and provolone cheese all topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, and our homemade Italian vinaigrette. (You hav’ta order hot peppers, just ask!) #IO HUNTER’S CLUB® A full ”4 pound of fresh sliced medium rare roast beef, provolone, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. #II COUNTRY CLUB® Fresh sliced turkey breast, applewood smoked ham, provolone, and tons of lettuce, tomato, and mayo! (A very traditional, yet always exceptional classic!) #12 BEACH cwe® (3 Fresh haked turkey breast, provolone cheese, avocado spread, sliced cucumher, sprouts, lettuce, tomato, and mayo! (It’s the real deal, and it ain’t even Balifornia.) #I3 GOURMET VEGGIE CLUB® Douhle provolone, real avocado spread, sliced cucumher, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. (Try it on my 1-grain whole wheat bread. This veggie sandwich is world class!) #I4 BOOTLEGGER CLUB® Boast heef, turkey breast, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. An American classic, certainly not invented by J.J. but definitely tweaked and fine-tuned to perfection! #I5 CLUB TUNA® The same as our #3 Totally Tuna except this one has a lot more. Fresh housemade tuna salad, provolone, sprouts, cucumher, lettuce, E tomato. #I6 CLUB LULU® Fresh sliced turkey breast, hacon, lettuce, tomato, E mayo. (JJ’s original turkey E hacon cluh) #I7 U IMATE PORKER‘" Beal applewood smoked ham and bacon with lettuce, tomato E mayo, what could he better! WE DELIVER! 7 DAYS AWEEK TO FIND THE LOCATION NEAREST Yflll VISIT JIMMY-JOHNSJIOM "vourz MOM WANTS you TO EAT AT JIMMY JOHN'S!” © @1935. ZIJIJZ. 2003. ZIJIH. 2007. ZIJIJII JIMMY JDIIII'S FIIAIIBIIISE. LLB ALL IIIIIIITS RESERVED. We Reserve The Right To Make Any Menu changes.