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Is “Morality Rock: Music inspired by the subliminal backward
messages in the speeches of George W. Bush" the greatest
album of all time? The answer is yes.

Soren Spicknall
BELIEBER-IN-CHIEF

WIIT usually only features
new albums in its music reviews, but this
particular album is special in spite of its age
In fact, it’s possibly the most important album
of all time Randomly placed on our shelves
by an extremely eccentric gust of wind and
discovered there by our Music Director,
Morality Rock Music inspired by the
subliminal backward messages in the speeches
of George W Bush is a true masterpiece of
modern music, the crowning achievement of
political advocacy, investigative journalism,
and rock operaemeetseEDM composition
Delving deep into the poisons of the
American mind and its ongoing corruption
by backwards speech, Morality Rock Music
inspired by the subliminal backward messages
in the speeches of George W Bush deserves
recognition as one of humanity’s greatest
works of art to date, one that will certainly not
be surpassed for years to come

Consisting of brief backwards loops
of speeches from the former US President
set to music that can only be described as
“immaculate", Morality Rock Music inspired
by the subliminal backward messages in the
speeches of George W Bush features chilling
revelations about the hidden meanings behind
the man’s statements In the song “Men",
we find out that W is quite a homophobe
(who would’ve guessedl)l In “Cincinnati", he

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reveals an unhealthy obsession with Ohio’s
thirdelargest city (really though, that one’s
a surprise) In “Satan" and “Marijuana" it’s
unclear to the listener what exactly he’s saying
at all, but on a masterpiece of this grand
scale, the obfuscation of meaning is only a
product of our simple minds, not the quality
of the art Clearly the person (or godly entity)
which produced these seven songs exists on
a plane above our own, which also explains
why we cannot easily interpret their choice
in harmonies when performing the keyboard
intro to album closer “War’l

To uneducated ears, Morality Rock
Music inspired by the subliminal backward
messages in the speeches of George W Bush
may simply sound like a joke gone awry or
a too little, too late attempt at satire of the
1970s infatuation with backwards loops,
Satanic messages, and record burningl If you
listen deeper, though, you’ll find layer upon
layer of biting social commentary, gritty
beauty, and pure, unadulterated hope in
these compositions, proving once and for all
that life is worth living and that humankind
is beautiful To give such an album a rating
would be a crime, so I leave you with this
and this alone: Morality Rock Music inspired
by the subliminal backward messages in the
speeches of George W Bush Morality Rock
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