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o Whom it May Concern

Reno Waswil

To whom it may concern

I’m sorry my application seems to bare
But I just want you to know that

The experience I included

Is not even one percent of what I’ve been
through

These eyes, they’ve seen some things

And these hands have felt some things you
couldn’t imagine

The soft utters of a cow tit

As I simultaneously milk it and help it give
birth

And the cold pipes of an Industrial revolu—
tion—style coal plant

As I fiddled around with it to made it more
eco—friendly

Dream

Sometimes it seems

That if life was a dream

I could

Love

Laugh

and

Live

Whenever I wanted

No room for remorse

Just a smile and a wave
As I

Twirl

Twist

and

Turn

Through each cheerful endeavor
Dreams hold the secret
To living alive

Where tears are forbidden
And you live, not survive
The world would be pure
And the horrors forgotten
Though only, it seems,

If life was a Dream.

~ Him

I’ve got the experience and wisdom of an 80
year old medicine man

With the supple, tasty body of 23 year old
Greek God

And the skills, I’ll have you know

I’ve got mad skills

Don’t you worry your little managerial head
about that

I’ve helped build Hadron colliders

The large ones

I’ve been the mind behind some of the most
infectious

Viral videos of the modern age

I’ve been called to cook spaghetti for the

pope

And he lives in Italy

I know how to program

In twelve different languages
Almost as many as I can speak

And am fluent in I’ll have you know
That would be fifteen

Why didn’t include these on my resume?
Because dude

I want you to hire me not for dirt under my
fingernails

But of the content of my character

Most notably, my modesty

So please hire me

I many be just what Wendy’s needs

FREAKY

FAST

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