6 E E i E i i a i! TechNews | Tuesday, March lst, 2016

FREAKY

FAST

SIINIIWIIIHES

What if?

Reno Waswil

What if the the earth was under the Ocean
Of the vacuum of space and its salty waves
And we are just the fish

And our fish are super fish

And the Alien’s space ships are submarines
And they come down

To check on the under water volcano stars
And to observe us

The ones that care, at least

They like to see how we’re doing
Swimming around

Dodging sharks

Attacking their ships like giant squids
And these Aliens are, all the while

Making their versions of Disney movies out of us

And the planets

Are our coral reefs

And we’re all on this one

“But oh no!”

They say in their Alien college newspapers
“This one is dying

And they won’t be able to live there any more
And it is all our fault!”

But they can’t get the appropriate legislation
Passed in their parliaments

It seems like most of the fish are over here
In this dying reef

But if you look over at the other ones
There are some cool looking metal fish
Who floated from this coral reef

To the those ones

And they seem to be able to live there
“Maybe if we let the other coral reef die
They will all evolve

Into these cool metal ones”

The Alien legislators say

Though 99 percent of the Alien Oceanographers agree
That that’s stupid

And not going to happen

And these metal ones

Their the ones that are in their fishy Alien discovery books
Where the Alien children learn about the Ocean

And all these Alien children look at these crazy pictures
And they say to one another

“Look are those weird lights in the front of their faces
Gross!”

Well, they should see the super fish

 

 

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