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Vol. XXIII. Tuesday, April 18, 1939 No. 9

        

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’I‘hc meInhcls of the staff of the Armour Tech News
wish to extend their deepest sympathies to the family and
friends of Robert AIndt upon his until'ncly death last
week.

The news staff, membI‘ls ol the faculty and the entire
student body wish to cxtend thcil sincclc Sympathy to,
Picsiilcnt Ileald on the death of his: mother Mrs. Pred-
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Newly Revised Constitutiunw
CONSTITU'I ION AND BY-L
ARMOUR TECH STUDENT ASSOCIATION

CONSTITUTION

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ASSOCIATION,
AII'I'iCiIi: |l OBJECT
of tho Armour 'I'I'I'h Student Association shall IIIv In
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l('l‘l('LI‘Z Ill MEMBERSHIP
nlu 'I- m ”1!: mvanlzatlnn uluill III IImIII-II to flu
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.wmmmr IH'I’UITII‘M "Il‘mlll‘l‘ of IliI‘ Armom TII-h SIudI-m Aius‘utlzh'nn
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ARTICLE V MANAGEMENT
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shall hr I'IstI-(l in the ISIIIIrIl (If Control.
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"What’s the matter; were you in a wreck?"
”No, my best girl told me that she had a nice little
place in her heart for me, and I tried to final it."
1.: 'vlfi rk :1:
Fresh: Hey, Hm, I go! sumpin’ I‘ll bet you'd like, to
we. EndIcs-s pictures of Frcnch girls.
Sop/1: They're no good that way.
(Read it again. You’re bound to get it.)
s= s as s
Sheriff: Sorry, young- lady, but there ain’t no swimmin‘
allowed in this lake.
Coed: But why didn’t you tell me bcforc I undressed?
Sheriff: Wall, there ain’t no law agin’ undressin'.
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"Melvin! Melvin!"
"What Ma 7"
“Are you spilling in the fish-bowl?"
”No, Ma, but I'm coming pretty close."
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I'Ic rounded a bend at close to forty. A sudden skid
and the car overturned. They found themselves sitting
together, unhurt, alongside the complctcly smashed car.
He put his arm around her waist, but she drew away.
“It’s all Very nicc,” she sighed, “but wouldn’t it have,
bz-cn easier to run out of gas?"
In order to clarify in your poor bewildered mind what
is happening economically in the world of today, you
should know that Socialism means that if you have two

 

l cows, you give one to your neighbor. Under Communism
you give both cows lo the government, which gives you
back solne of the milk. Under Fascism you keep the
cow; but give the milk to the government. which cells
some of it back. And under New Dcalimn you shoot one
cow, milk the olhcr and then pour the milk down the
drain.

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The combination smoker-meeting
of two weeks ago seems to have
kindled the spark of political activity
as there is much serious talk lately
of class reorganization. It is high
time the (lo-ops started a conscienti-
ous campaign to unite themselves
into a strong and efficient organiza~
tion. Fortunately, we may expect, to
see thing's moving shortly as a plan
of reorganization is being~
drafted.

In order to avoid ally confusion of
terms this column offers the fellow-
im: definitions which will be used
here from now on.

DIVISION refers to the entire B
group of (lo-ops, so that group and
division will be synonomous.

CLAfiiS rcfers to the five parts into
which the B division is divided,
as the freshman class, sophomore
class, pr ‘-juni0r class, junior class,
and senior class.

SECTION refers to the one or more
parts into which any of the classes
may be divided, as, the freshman
class is divided into two sections.
The essential points of the offi-

cially approved plan are as follows.
Each class will elect n set of officers
consisting of a president, vice-presi-
dent, and secretary Candidates for
these offices must have at least a
grade point average of LS. The
president of each class will then an-
tomatically become an officer of the
B division, the di2li'ibution of offices
being' arranged in this, manner: the
president of the senior class will be
the president of the ll division; the
p11,. dent, of the, junior class will bc
the Vice-president nl‘ Ihc B division;
the president of thI- pro-junior class
will be the scI‘I'etur ; the president
of the, sophomore class will be the
treasurer; and the [Irosidcnt of the
freshman class will hi: the parlia-
mcntarian.

Two (if the classes have already
clcctcd their ol'fich-sI Those that
have not are org-ted to elect theirs
this week so that the officcrs of the
division can bI-gln without delay
Thl- names of the class and division
ol'fic M; will ammtr in this column
“(5)”. WIEUk 550 everyone (‘EHI
familiar with them.

The pro-juniors are seriously con-
I,cl‘nplnting the purchase of school
jackets Tho, task of investigating the
matter with an (eye to something
“good but cheap” is being,r capahly
handled by Bill Bohco B ’42 and Bob
Kocourck B "12.

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7,,SHOVEL

Well, this and that has flowed under the bridge in the past two weeks,
but none was so important or so maddening to a lot of the felluwa, and
especially the junior mechs M the death of Bob Ari-mil. It was shocking news
that reached us all Thursday morning as we picked up our morning papers
and read that Bob had been killed by an auto while nlighting from a street
car the night before on his way home from school.

People may die, and we may be respectfully sorry, but the death of this
real friend kill us squarely between the eyes. So cheerful that last morning,
working out a hydro problem and trying to help fellow students. Quipping
jokes in the afternoon up in the drafting room, never suspecting, never
dreaming of what was to come.

Bob was a connintcntly good student, with well (Ivor a two point average.
He was a very good singer in the glee club. He hold a sense of humor and
a laugh which would make you feel that the worst joke yau ever told was
a very gootl one. He was always agreeabla.

A fact not known to atuulenm was that a. brother a few years older than
Bola died a couple: of years ago. Bob’s death brings the second tragedy to
his parcntn.

We only wiah these few lines could bring him back. Since they can’t, we
only winh that wherever Bob is now, in the world beyond. he will know the!
we are still thinking of him.

 

William Laube, the budding gay playboy of Armour, has a new menace
with which to compete. She is Angela Pulma of the cast of “Captain Apple-
juck.” Although he fought of? her bold advances, she managed to succeed
and rode home with him on the ”L” the other n She vows she will
make him blush any time now. It is rumored Willie has never been to a.
dance in his life!

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Iiizkdi

Who was that certain party who called up the girl friend of “Tell me the
whole story Mchrmott” to find out if he could go to a stag: dance.
‘ll :l: II:

Another crack play will be put on ncxt Friday and Saturday nights by
the “Armour Star Hams," hams no longer judging: by their rehearsals. The
play of adventure and mystery ”Captain Applciack" promises to be a hit.
All youfi 30, guys should brush tliu dust ofl' your gal friends and bring them
down to ye nldc Student Union . . . and, a dance aftelwards to boot. Dain-
ag'cs only half a rock per.

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Those senior class rings and pins really sparkle.
friends don’t sue them, boys,
Without Them Very Well.”

Watch out that the girl
or they'll start singing “I Can’t Get Along

Junior wcck is approaching in loan. and bounds, and Jack Clark is. to-
{rethcr with the rest of the marshals whippinir thin‘zs up in fine shape.
Something- new this year is the challenge that the junior mocha are sending
out to all other junior class: groups to compete against them in the present—
ment of some form of entertainment, much like the fraternity skits. This
competition is opcn, however, only to non-fraternity men. Francis Opila
has accepted in the name, of the junior civil: to compete, and more accept-
ances of the challenge arc expected. Music, skits, etc., will be in order.

vix Ii III

Prof. chmmmcr is pulling: a, fox-pas lately on the fire protects, or may we
call it A.W.O.L. In his industrial chcm class he has been pulling quizes on
thI-m unexpectedly, and than not showing up for them himself, sending in-
stI-ml a stoogc. Oh, to be a professor.

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Sundc, our honored golf team captain, hasn't even any golf clubs, that is,
not up to last week. Then, desiring to play a little golf, he bought; two clubs
and went hence.

ll’» 3% II:
Armour men, arc you going to let the challenge go unheedcd. Headline:
“Harvard man eats 5 live goldfish." “Chicago U. man cats 4 phonograph
records.” “€011ch student cats 5 live mice." How about some records at
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