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SHOVEL

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(lou. [my/C [{umrli.”
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Sim]: Illlglll mum ln' mun/11mm] in the g/ns In]; with the
The], are really
INA/Hus, Im/ (lo/«'1 !/(’l any zlirl m grease on them.

Ed Mitchell works below the tiobiotarsal articulation on Saturdays
Sounds like hard work, but is it the You! Said oeeupation is the selling: of
shoes, and who should be lit and sell a pair to last Saturday but Ada Leon-
ard. lle iemai'ked it, was one limb he liked to be out on.

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A rumble has been heard among the A.S.L.S.S. member-a about their
president, ED OSTERBERG. They claim he is a failure and a disgrace to
the club.

tain his membership in the club.

In response, Ed said he fell like resigning, but would like tn re‘
The club's reply, through its executive
board, stated: “You can't even May in the club unlesr. you get at least three
new girl friends in three weeks."
the presidency being surveyed for their qualifications.

So the matter rests. with candidates for

'l‘u'u new members of the A.S.l,.S.S. are Frau]: (Item, llltllfllt’x (I‘llll
limit is! liuslcm' and If!) (The Lady and Red) Swans-on, n hose exploits are
quite notorious to fellow classmates. Ed has dubious qualifications for the
(‘lllll as to steady girl friends in quantity. but can he wolt'l His hunting;
grounds inelutle the Alumni.

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To ull pro/s Ivliolir lelrmmws approved in {his (‘olumu lonl work under
ilw lllh’ “li'i/irlrmtmm 0/ ll!!! l’i‘olx,” llH‘ names were all in fun and purely
for (1 (ml! (’(llllllt’l. If mlyonc's fpr'li'ugs I('(‘l'(’ hurl. we apologize and hope
Ila-re (we no hard feelings.

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Bad boy Lyckberg better keep his eyes of? ()llll'i women, or Marilyn
will be mad. Seems '. though he thouizht a certain brunette at the Senior
danu‘ was kind of nice.

 

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If nm'm' fullx la Int/wen: Tou'rll'r/ llm (’ml of Pl‘l’l‘y qui: u harassed slu—
(leul will (Isl; flu» 77ml: “How murli fimr hm'z‘ we loll?" The ((‘(H'lH'i' will
q/Iol!’ 4/ Minnie our] n hall or so, and il/Hl’ll’dllllt'lll tt't‘m'y lime) one or more ,
xlmlm/ls will In! all llml [lI't'll/llll' whliclle Nlll'lll lo 4: rlosw'mlo Iln’u (ll/lug Ulll,
lo negative infinity

 

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Sabotage at the institute: the red circle has again invaded our grounds,
but Peter Quill. huh, beh, heh, will take care of everything. A heavy
odiferons t‘l’ll‘lnlCtIl of doubtful density has been spread over our lawns.
l‘rrhaps this explains why students are holdingr their noses away from the
“liniwnrd side.

“GROWLER" RESSLER clalmn the Janssen bathing null acln ms his
sex life rm» 19323, and the ”Bring your darling Pontiac" girl by PETTY as
his 1939 share.

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Speaking“ ol' 1935!, it is reported that Prof. [‘mwl in lecturing before?
his junior meeh welding class started a thought with: “llrre we are in
lflltl; no, 103%, no by George, 1939? . . ."

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NICK i\'.l TlAt'l/I'X'K (lull/l lilt'w ilw Illt”1’ [axt'dirllmm [ml for/l1 in Inn!
week‘s ('(llllt/H of the .\'I'}Vt'.\'.
cunw in («mi . . .

lle’d :m'lwr lurk lios mm, (l'(’ll thong/l: they
in HM "Ml mm

 

Thursday night Doc (12 or younger) Catlin stood outside the ltisilto
lot a hall hour, torn between the llt’HY’t’ to go in and see the pretty but oh ,
so seai’itily clad girls or waitinL: {or other members, of Pi Tan Sigma, 01';
which he is a pledge, and who he was supposed to meet. Just on he eouldi
hold out, no longer and was about to buy his ticket Mlle in one hand :mdl
his tongue hanging" out), Winkler and Wagner grabbed him. After a rough 3
battle he was subdued (and restrained). >

Secret Agent X-9 repair-u: DOOLl'l'TLE was hulking noises, in the
library until he was hit by a STEELE “BEAM,” (or was it a gleam?)

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ll'r »'('(‘umm<'n(l ox II ll'lltlt'l' m lrmltirm TUfil l'UlllJl‘f/L’, who will now:
yr'tnluulz‘ lH/m our lmllouwl Indian. illu‘uim flux lolmi in slurix mid mllurx,‘
and always: ’H'llll u waxy will on.

 

 

 

    

62777101156 mm;
by Charles Shultz

()ur‘t‘ (I year, study/ll): of Host Am i to attent‘}, and are clocked if they cut

or" HIy/i lake M‘m‘ flu" mlminislI'utii'e l classes“
pools ml the xvliooli 'l'l'll'g/ lill positions l ‘
from juml-n' lo (IWUI "ml murliu'll 1;”, “l", lirxt J!” rum-mum ,1 ”will”,

llWI/lWII'P-S' WNW?" "“U ("ll“‘lll’lll W; wllo iron (1 Mn rruilrlr in)! by swullmn-

m ,movlfil ‘r w, ul/rr‘, o [In Ir may yulll ilxh in mi—
t .1. im-r m Wyn.

Students of Wheaton College are l " "“

Patterned after [be- English tutor-
lial systems, students at the Univer-
Tl-iales to Dewey, 600 BIZ. to 19001 sitv of Rochester are allowed to pm»
An. in 24 hours! l

‘natlons, and mompulsory attendance.

just completing a jitterlaug course inl
philosophy For the coming exams. ‘

sus their courséw sans grades, examb
2 i: i: l
‘ . y The catch? Only honor under-its are
l‘mlesnm‘ i’\. fw'lni'vr ”l lllr,’ l'mt'vw flgiwgbje
NW! of it'unsus (islr'rnmmi/ dwpm lmr'nli

l/(IK ills! definitely debunked lit-N INF/ll
milling z’lS o pxeurlw 'm'elw‘. :

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:llilu:oul.‘!’e Stale Tent/16m College

   

, , myth/wing u I'(’(llt(’lll!.] (loss for (-o-
I
('(Is ’ll‘llr'l are 20 [wr (-z'uf or more «J'Ul’l'A

The Milwaukee State Teachers Col- . I ,
lage sea—nymphs have jun purchasedi ""1“ "‘ , 1 }
12 sea green swim Suits. 3 ‘

.. _. ,, Today there are 1,350,000

T'wn (mlltrprising slmlrizlx of Lit-i dknts enrolled in U- 5‘ Colby—‘5 and}

5t“.

luv/r, Torus, (am-u their tuition by In ' “"‘Vers'lms-

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.t umr lm/Hlnnlsiny i'r‘z'ord was set

1/ llm l‘uirm'sll” of Allisszss
Thauzands of students at 3 Limit! lelw/i (lrurllg [im'l’ve

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Anaelcs relief school are paid to go llt‘f‘llly-HWN‘ minutes.

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

Scholarship Eignmn
lo be Held May 29

 

Three hundred and fifty high school
graduates from Chicago and suburbs
are expected to compete Saturday,
May 20, 197“). at t) a.m., in a writ,-
ten examination for ten scholarships
offered by Armour Institute for the
year 1939-10. These sel’mlarships are
offered L-‘Aeh year to students haviny:
just graduated from high school, and
eover tuition for one year, amountingF
to $300.

Awards are based upon :1 rating:
(lt‘L‘l'nlll’lK‘ll by competitive examina»
tion and by a consideration of porn
sonality. st‘l’mlaritic record in high
school, extra-currieular activities and
(be general fitness of the candidate.
In addition to p' . m: the exams, the
applicants must fulfill the general re»
quirements of the school.

 

   

All 1932! graduates are eligible for
scholarships, except those enrolled as
students in eolleges or universities,
and those who competed for the schol-
arships last January.

Subjects covered in the three-hourl
written will include
mathematics, pliysies. chemistry, and
English.
held to determine the general fitness
of the applicant. liaeh randidate will 1
be rated on the bi ' hobbies,l
schooling, extra eurru-ular act,ivities,l
health, extent of 'ri-adiin.r and anti-l
tudes for music. free-hand drawing.i

. \
seulpture. literature, and drama. 1

examination

Personal interviews will be

 

 

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iron

finamb Elects fliiicers at"
Art Institute. Meeting

 

liltil‘ou, Armour Chapter of Scarab,

honor architectural fraternity,

held
day in the Art Institute.

  
 

monthly meeting last 'l‘hurs~
The, pur—
nose at this meeting was the election
the next year.
Those eleeted were W. U. Hutton,
president; F. H. Prathvr, vieo-presi-
dent; (i. E. Iiielwl, secretary; E. M.
Mandel, treasurer; and L. ll. Reinke,
sorg'eantmt‘arms. Former president
A. M. ltiehaidsou ga e a short speech
installing the new officers.

of new officers for

President Hutton expressed the (le-
sire that the new offieeix be able to
continue the Iii-ogre ive program on
snonsored by last year's officers.

 

 

In addition to the active nn'mbers
attending the banquet will be the
alumni and the honorary members:
I’rol'ossors van dor Rohe, llilbersoim—
l’eterhans, Rodgers, llornbusch,

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Krehbiel, and Moll, faculty advisers
fraternity.

to the

GOA-0P NOTESMA

{(lot'lt'limetl from page two)
This wns the first real not together
we've had for some limo and it was
(‘ertziinly appreciated by all those
present.

Major ('hang‘es in the organization
of the (‘o-op Club were proposed,
dist isod, and adopted by the fellows
:It the meeting preceding.F the refresh-
menis.

 

  

lSix Outstanding Ch’ems
Pledged by P.L,U. Friday

Now, now, don’t be (lisrl-spertl'ul;
they're not idi 3 nor nre they psyc-o-
pnthie ens they’re ueniuso »
ehimiual geniuses. Their bottles
of colored water (contidnntially
the stuff is supposed to
evolving CO_ more or loss constant-
lyiheneu the, thick blends of smoke
hovel-hip: about) are symbols of out
standing ability and achiovmm-nt,
mentally, physieully, and otherwise.
Their phsical adroitness concerns
their lab technique, their mental abil—
ity, their scholarship, and the other-
wise, such as character, personality,
future possibilities. etc.

 

   

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Who are these genii say you? In
order they are E. l’. Gruen, .l. R.
Meyer, C. .l. Ryant, S. C. Spencer, H.
A. Ruthenberg‘, and R. J. Wagner.

Who considers them geniuses? it
seems that Phi Lambda Upsilon, the
honorary Chemical fraternity, has, tie»
eided that then) men have met with
the standards set up by the fraterni-
ty and are considered excellent ma-
terial for future prop , tion of chom-
istry as a whole. As a result these
gentlemen were ploged 1.0 Phi Lambda
Upsilon at the meeting oi" the A.l.
Ch.E. last, Friday.

Prior to their initiation they will
be required to perform certain tasks,
mostly menial, us shall be pres 1'1 ed
by the pledge captain. Among: the
tasks: are such things as water filled
l'lask totinir, to s ‘nbolize their con-
neetion with chemistry

   

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Tuesday. April 4, W39

lllew Towels Named in
‘ihlnnhroon’m im- “E"inials

 

Many of the students have been
pleasantly surprised in the last few
days to find that a new type of paper
towel has made its appearance in the
washrooms. The new ones are much

more absorbent than the old ones,
consuluontly, tower will be necessary
to take the, water from 0110‘s hands.

An important point must be real-
in connection
the new towelsi This is, that,

more than the old

ized by the students
with
they cost much

type and must be used with care.
They are here only on trial, and if
they cost an appreciable amount more
than the old ones they will be taken
out and the old replaced. It is en-
tirely up to the students and the man-
ner in which they use the towels to
determine whether they will remain
or not.

Using towels for covering drawing
plates, wiping: out lockers, and other
irregular uses is to be strictly avoid«
ed. Using three or four towels when
only one is sulfieient to dry nnc‘s face
or bands will result in the old towels
With these facts in
mind the students are to be left to de-
cide whether they want the new prod.

coming: back.

not with all its advantages, or the Old
rough towel .

 

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