Page Four Sloan Molten 1, weal; ledge {goes to homeland in hmhonge l’or @rounda. gradient lie lie Milli”. .,:f::;;:::::”::.::::: diam-Ir, President H, T. llt'old an- nounced today. new The stadium has hot-n made pos- sible by a gift of the Daddy War- bui'ks Foundation, “I handed over that halo of green to correct an evil at Armour" said Daddy. “Molly’s the time I passed thru the Student Union and saw (hUHt' poor sehmiers playing pinochle under the, most discouraging (-ondiA tions. Sitting; fixed in one spot for hours without fresh air or sunlight, Think of the (likasterous ell‘oct on their game! In the new stadium, those [gallant schmiers may meld 'ncath the moon, as it were." Actual work begins tomorrow on the land formally occupied by the Scorpions, The, ground rights were, purchased from the Scorpions byi Stanley Livingston, the legalizedi l l i bookstore bandit. Included in the purchase of 37 cents were two quiz- books, an Oh Henry wrapper, and the right of the Scorpions to use Jesse Kremer as utility infielder inl the coming baseball Benson. , The stadium will feature startlingi l innovationn, including individually wrapped marked decks, dark glas ‘ for those players who have, never been out in the daylight, and hondl paper pads to keep score on. A revising of cla. schedules has been started in an effort to keep stu- dent work from interfering too much , with the stadium’s activities. ln—y iridently, a house cut of ill)"; will he‘ put in «fleet to keep the stadium self perpetuated. l EENNY H.“— t('nn!inm’d from page oncl at New York to conduct a series of» interesting experiments. One of hi:; midi-avers will be, to take the smear out of lipstick, This should he of supreme importance to the love sick wolfs hear at Armour, and it should prove to he an interesting way for; him to spend his evening" for it isi rumored that those Minski gals surel have a lot on the ball. Dr. Freud willl attempt to hold a lit matchi in his fingers in the presence of: NitroAClycerine, to investigate hisl theory that the NitroiGlyecrin wil ‘ absorb the heat radiated by the matchl and ones fingers will not be burnedl by the match. it seems he wanted tol conduct this experiment at Armourl but the. boys thought it safer if it w i, conducted in New York, Until he re- turns, if he ever does, his classes “Ill“ be conducted by Attahoy Vamly li‘loyd and Window Looker Wasioym also . zine's Seniors Quit School After four years of carefully study— ing women, the seniors are still in to- tal darkness. Added to this, the class in general, harkward and very conservative. For these reasons, the commencement (‘Xt‘l’t w on June 8 will be held in the coal mines of the Rosenwuld Museum of Science and Industry. (his and lanterns will be furnish d to every person attending. Max Ephraim. chairman of the com- mencement, cautions all seniors not to distribute tickets to persons who indulge in the vile habit of smokingr because of the danger of setting fire to the place, “Not that I care,” says he, “but if the hole blOWS up, there won‘t be much left; and what good is a mine without a hole to go into?" Abe (Harem) Zarem, valodictorian for the class. will (give a complete summarry of his life, with due em- phasis placed on the loves and trag» cdies of his affairs with his ever— increasing harem. The highlight of his. speech will be the naming of his “Number 1" girl friend, and why! He will also tell why he chose to give Armour ln:~titute the benefit of his wealth of knowledge, is masks Public Speaking Course (lowed by New Proi. ENGEMKEEfiw— (t'oizlizmz‘d from page 07ml (iericht sent schcidungen betreffend und (ienussmiltcll und (ierhrachseegentande mid Sex. As Nahrungs ,800" as the arrangements are made the Engineer will contain the best in each of llwse and many other puh~ heations such to the engineering- «trident. When asked about the reasons for this switch in polii-y Mr. Hendricks answered “lip to mm have run illustrationx' and suhiwt matter that I feel that With some of the art work of Esquire, the photograph of Body Beautiful. and n fen art of general interest from Spicy Dl’lx'illvl‘ and Beautiful we is of internist to a few. Loveg reader interest will he at its‘ peak in a publication of this type." He said further, “the circulation will be greater,” referring: to the maize, circulation of course, “Ar- mour's name and the fame of the Armour Engineer wall spread from coast. to coast, and we will be able to “e the advertising rates. "I am looking forward to the first of there new 2551293 for I feel that they will fill an important void in intellectual. cultural, and moral life. of our young: engineers. hileli llielig iEl‘l’l EANYA fihlhldfiéfl hitlllé Track Fast, Weather 830' First Race—wfih Fudge Second Race—Fish 'lfush Third Race—Madam growth ltaceu-ltaceaway Filth Racew—Hayhumer Sixth RaccmHousemaid ’3 Knee fieventh Race—Spark Plug ll Today/’3 Emily wouhle $wish and 3'36:th at" Hialowa Pack : illrw. all well known YE ARMOU RE SLU FREE MOVIES .. . . .. .. Armour Tech has inaugurated a series of free movies, presented by leading Hollywood stars. which are being shown every afternoon and eve~ ning in the Student; Union. Tole. grams have bwn received from Nine— teenth Century Vv'olf. ().l{.0., Potro~ Goldeirl‘aym'. and Queen Fido pir- ture corporations, announcing world premier rights to Armour Institute of Technology for the featuring- of latest productions. Among the future l'CL is to be shown at the institute will be Gone With the Foo featuring (‘lurk (irublo. This film will absolutely not be shown anywhere until it has been previewed and approved by the Armour student body, Today, tomorrow, and yesterday. the Armour Student Union will pre- sent Gunga Din, covstarim.y Lola Pa- looza and Joe (lunch. The beautiful Lola, is a graduate of the 1891 Ar. mour class in nursing. She is nine- teen years: old and has been divorced only three times. The registrar’s office has released a special bulletin to Armour students requesting applicants for movie tes ' to he sponsored by Armour’s Prefer.» sor of Movieolog-y. Tom Clark. Tom will accept applications for dancers with experience, in preparation for 0.l{.0.‘s forthcoming: production of “Armour Follies of 1935)." Please. con- i tact the registrar‘s office for further" information cmn-erning this presen— tation. Copyright 1939. Lionm’r dc MYERS Toe/sow Co. , to? : w‘m‘lfifli i. . .. 15hr? 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All food stuffs will be collected and rig—distributed to all hugs on the grounds. By doing this, the refreshment committee feels that everyone will be full as a balloon before the evening is completed. An‘ other advantage of the plan is to in- duce all hungry camps to attend and share the next man’s lunch. Not only that! Cigars and cigar~ alters will be distributed free of charge. Each person will receive a). cigar 0.0705 inches in length, and y; of a cigarette of a standard brand (no choice). It is understood, of course, that everyone bring,r his own SW; MEN it'll Mlflllllli merino Plififilfilllllli , . w, w AGElN‘Giw—Chesterlield’s mild ripe lohiiccos, like fine wines. are aged for two or more years in hum: wooden casko. Here they gradua ully acquire that true Chesterfield wildness and battertaalcwhich give millions ufsmokcrs more pleasure, filEMMIlNG —-"Almom human" is; what they say about the inter- esting stemming machines, whose fingers pick up the tobacco, leaf by leaf and take out Ihe stem, leaving only the mild, tender, good-lusting pm of the leaf to go into Ihe making of Chcslci‘fields. ~‘2‘ , ,«Eg , will”) ElENDlNfii—le-crc is only one Chesterfield blend . . . the blend Ihut can't be copied . . . n Imjmv combination of the world’s best American and Turkish lobaccos. Just the right proportions. to make Chesterfield a milder, better-last- ing cigarette. PAPER--Evcry Zhesterficld you smoke is: wrapped in oureeigarette paper...thc lines! cigarette paper made. That's another reason Why Chas .-ficlds rm: milder and bet- Ker-lusting. MAKINGwAlmost faster than the eye can follow, Chestci'ficlds some rolling out of the marvel- ous cigarette making machines. Clzeslrrfitln's are always round, firm and well-filled. (A ty/ it FACKA‘QBMGwTruly Lemming: are the packaging manhineswhich wrap and seal Ciwsterfields in their airtight, moisture‘proef packages. Regardless oi where you buy them, Cme‘Ei-«Pds truth you see fies}; as Eire also“ {my emf; made.