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(Printed herewith is the text of
President Roosevelt’s latest fireside
William

“MY DEAR BUSINESS MEN
FRIENDS: Last evening while my
wife Eleanor was talking to me, I
got to thinking. You know, maybe
everything I’ve (lone hasn’t been just
right. In fact, the longer she talked
the more I thought, and I agree with
you, prosperity isn’t just around the
corner. Where is prosperity then?"

 

“When l was a little boy I always
enjoyed playing with things. Many
times I broke my toys. I’ve been play—
ing: with your money and I’ve lost it.
It’s all gone. You gave me a $5,000,-
000,000 allowance, and I spent it.
What’s more, I must confess, I spent
it foolishly. All I have left is 65
cents and about a million shovels.
And you all know the last thing i
need is a shovel. I had a lot of fun

spending your $4,999,999,999,35, but
now that it’s all gone I realize that
five billions is a lot of money, and I
shouldn’t have spent it the way I did.
I’m sorry. I’ve learned a real lesson.

“What’s more, as long as I’m malt—
ing a clean breast of it, I might tell
you that I’m planning to spend some
more of your money. This time I
promise you’ll be more careful. Now,
if you’ll give me an additional five
billion, I’ve got a hunch'l can find
this prosperity thing for you. It
takes a lot of money to exneriment,
but ll feel you agree with me, it’s
worth it. If you recall, we had a
little campaign on several years ago
in which we used a lot of stickers
with little blue birds on them. The
campaign ended suddenly and we’ve
got a lot of those stickers left over.
Eleanor-’5 been trying to sell them
for old paper, but I've got a much
better idea. She says that the two
guest rooms are filled with them,
while Sisty and Buzzie use them for
paper airplanes. I’m sure there’s at
least five billion stickers up in those
rooms, so that if each of you were to
sell them for $1.50 apiece, buying
them from us for $1.00, it would give
you a fifty per cent profit, empty the
guest rooms here at the White House,
and give me five billion pocket change.
That would last me for quite a little
while, and I’d leave you alone for a
few weeks. I think it’s a grand idea.
By the way, if any of you know of
someone who wants to buy a cruiser,
We’re selling one of ours next week
so we can buy John a wedding pres»
exit, and get Eleanor some new
clothes. You see, we’re pretty hard
up too.

“It’s growing late and my fire is
dying out. If all of you, my friends,
will cooperate we can make this
sticker sale a real success. Every
housewife will be proud to own a

   

   
   
   
  
  
   
  
   
  

 

 

 

 

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sticker. If you act quickly we can
save our country. You better had,
anyway, or I’ll have Congress pass a
law making you sell our stickers. Be-
sides that, l'll give Milwaukee to Hit-
ler and tax your taxes. Before you
, go to bed and start tossing, remember,
thcro’s another election in i940.
easunt dreums, my friends, my dear

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