we, Wednesday, March 22, I939 Quinn “‘ genomes sfl. #5154111 New York University’ 5 Dean Ned “VH1, H. Dearborn is the first U. S. college dean to apply for membership in the American Federation of Teachers. w a a ‘ Since 1930, 64 per cent of the Rhodes Scholars have entered career: in public life. a m in University of Pennsylvania annually stages a “Good-will Week" to promote understanding among the students of various nations. lit 1* Skidmore College has transformed five barns into efficient studios and academic buildingn. a a: v1: Fordham University has a.World’s Fair personnel course to train work- ers for the New York exposition. 7} Loyola Univesity (New Orleans) I; have a student group known as the Brotherhood of the Pipe Smokers Association. :11 ~11 The name of Columbia College in Dubuque, Iowa, has been changed to Lorus College in honor of the pioneer bishop and founder of Catholic higher education in the northwest. i it ,, Eighty per- cent of the Harvard University student body claims affilia- tion with some religious organization. a it vk An original letter written by Poet Henry W. Longfellow has been given to Randolph-Macon Woman’s College. #1 I! m Members of the Villnnova College faculty have attended more than 60 colleges and universities at home and abroad. Dickinson college, Carlislc, Pa., has made participation in extra—curricu- lar activities a requirement for grad» nation. ill 11‘ ill The library at the University of Illinois, howled in the large Georgian, style building erected in, 1925, ranks as the largest of all state university libraries, and fifth in size among um"- ocririly libr'vrics throughout the com:- try. ill 1k 1k Texas Christian university has not lost a football game on its home grid- iron since 1935. V ‘l‘ 1.1 The University of Denver cele- brates each year on Adam and Eve day, when each student receives an apple from the chancellor of the school. ill ’h >9 The University of Colorado ofi'ered this fall a two-year course for the 53 per cent who spend only that amount of time in college. ) ék fl University sludcnls m'c flu: worst drivers on the road, according] to a. director of the " of the national conservation bureau. They are skillful enough, but lack the proper attitude. A dating- bureau charging- 10 cents “to cover the cost of arranging the date" is being sponsored by the Town Men’s association at Grinnel col- lege. GHOST STORY—— (Continued from page two} in}: in a rich, powerful voice on the subject of technological training for young men. A little later the two are upstairs, stretched out comfortably in the Stu~ dent Lounge. P. D. is studying a commercial journal, muttering now and then as his calculations reveal something to him. Frank gets up, walks around the lounge, then wanders out into the balcony of the auditorium, as though seeking something. He walks around the balcony to the left slowly, run- ning his fingers affectionately over the stained glass windows. He passes through the open door, and comes to another small, gray door. Opening this door he finds a narrow, dusty passageway leading to the old organ, now walled up. He squeezes up onto the old organ seat, runs his fingers over the stops, and fingers the keys. No sound comes forth, for the old or- gan has been disconnected, but still Frank keeps playing as though the very walls were leaping to the music. Back in the lounge P. D. bursts forth with a final disgusted grunt as pork. He flings the journal aside with a blistering comment on the New ‘ Deal, and wanders out to find Frank. He comes up quietly on Frank and watches him playing the silent or— gan. Frank looks up and speaks mournfully. he spies the market quotations on‘ Notrc Dame freshmen must he in bed by 10 p.m. and they are allowed oul, until midnight but one night a month. >3 9' o The average co-cd spends more on refreshments and entertainment than she does for cosmetics and beauty treatments. . , ’ W The University of Delaware offers (1 your 0/ «truly in Switzerland {a mi- riblc ntudmiis to study the League of Nalions a! first hand. In a a Judge Frank Harris Hiscock of N. Y.. has reaigncd as of Cornell Univoruity'a board of trustees after 22 years. Syracuse, chairman o w 1; Complete consolidation under one roof of all plant and animal sciences except dairy husbandry at the Uni« versity of New Hampshire will be possible in June with completion of two 90-foot wings to Ncsmith hall. .x o in Dr. E. P. Cuhberly, retired Stun- ford University professor, has given to that a new $535,000 education building which he has paid for with royalties from books he has written or editeti. c a a; A University of Minnesota survey indicates that college {graduates may expect to be earning between $2,000 and $3,000 annually eight years after commencement, “They’ ve disconnected it, P. D." “Yes, I see. “And they’ ve redecorated the whole place,” Frank continues still more mournfully. “It looks a lot different now, P. .” "Yes, it does,” says P. D. Frank gets up from the organ. closes the top, and they squeeze out through the passageway. P. D. has a little difficulty in making it, for the old waistline isn’t what it used to be. They pause at the balcony and stand overlooking the newly decorat— ed auditorium. Finally Frank turns,‘ and this time his voice is mournfully mouthful. “Do you think the boys have for- gotten us, P. D.?” P. D. thinks carefully before an« swearing, then he says truthfully and bluntly, “Yes, I think so, but it doesn’t matter, does it, Frank? We’re accomplishing what we set out to do. It doesn’t matter so much if they don’t remember just who we are—or were, does it?” “No, I suppose not. I guess you’re right, P. D. . . . I guess you’re right,” replies the shade of Frank Gunsaulus. They stand for a while, then move off, back toward the library. As they go, the shade of P. D. Armour sets his cigar at a vicious angle, and his voice is heard bitterly, “ . . . but the way the government’s restricting the pro- ducing~ of hogs today is the damned— esc thing I ever heard of ____-——._.._-.———-~ ARMOUR TECH NEWS Method; Makes do By Art Deer Sally Apellia Cider, famuss expert on ail’ares of the hart, sed recently in adressing‘ a selebrated groop of morons—«quote: ‘The reeson sum girls where black garters iz for mourning fore those hoo hav passed beyond, unquotc and how are yew, my door little bag of mountin flour. In conference withe my taylor, I hav been so pressed for tyme that I haven’t had a chance to rite for a few weaks. However, hear I am, brim full of sum new ideas that wil revolusionize skool. Of course, theze ideas iz still on the Q.T. as I havn’t a yet presented them tew the dean. I am shure he vii] like them, how- ever. My first won iz the idea or mass producshion in drawing. As it. iz now, the boys sweat and labor, each trying tew figure how and wear tew draw the next line, each man like hiz naybor. Under my plan, things wil hen justc like an automo- bile ascmbly line. The first man wil put on borders and name plate. The next wil put in center lines. The next guy will start owt the front view, each man wil add a line hear and anuther line there. The plates w“ pass up and down the rume. At the end of the rumc the tecchers, work- ing in relays wil sine there names and grades. Then the drawings wil be rushcl by air cxpres tow the gas lab wear they wil be turned face down and used (az at present) four table covers. My next idea concerns the deplor— able blackbored situashion hear at skool. Short professors hav a teriblc tyme reeching half way up the bored, lccving a hole half blackboard un- used day after day. I hav that of cutting off the tops and adding them tow the top of the blackboreds of the tall lanky profs. However, remem- bering; that the dcnsety of slate iz 2513.75, I hav figured it wood tak mea a cuple of years tcw saw thru thiz stuff, son I hav devised an elas- tic blackborcd. It iz abowt won loot square. The teacher rites on it and then turns a crank. The bored ex‘ panda in fore direcshions and presto, yew how a blackborcd ten foot “ soon users WWW By H. Kin-mm With McMacken setting the pace, accountingr for 20 points himself, the freshmen Co-ops showed their basket- ball by smothering the sophs 50 to 17. The score was due partly to the fact that the sophs used only four men while the frosh used double that number. The question as to whom shall claim the (Jo-op trophy, will be decided when the freshmen tangle with the winners of pre-junior»jun- ior game. An authority on the direction 01‘ How of water just proceeding a weir, is Gary I'Iallowich, 4A. A good por~ tion of his time in the lab last Thurs- day was used in dropping soap {lakes in the weir channel and observing the direction of motion of the flakes. He claims he’ll publish his conclu- sions in his next lab report. “Men are animals and animals crave salt” is being proved by E Schmitt, 4A, He’s making virtual (lope fiends of the class by feeding them salted pumpkin seeds, which sell for a penny a box. His usual sales talk runs as follows: “Here, taste one of these . . . ain’t they good? . . . Here, have a box . . . You owe me a penny,” and off he goes. Incidentally, the class will bow to anyone who can ; these “pills." Glenn Wittekindt's thing” isfactory, especially the latter. an Armour freshman and she's school freshman. Competition for Ed Mock: R, A., a freshman co~o1), is a real candid canr era enthusiast who is going about the campus snapping; unposed pictures with the same intentions as Ed has. namely: blackmail. How he does it, nobody knows, but I’rte Woods, 4A, must possess a unique talent for schoolwork. After the day's classes: he throws his books into his locker and doesn’t remove them until the following- morning when he does all his assigned work Pete claims that his beautiful, nine teen year old, brunette secretary is invaluable in a pinch. (Others con— tend it’s a “clinch."l “swell younp: fulfills both requirements sat» He’s a high trying tew draw a hole plate juste» Stoophrein Wants Assembly line Drawing Extensible hieckboorul Hansen isquare, Wat a boon tew stewdents ‘hoo draw naughty pictures on the bored. We], the relays liav cum woncc agin, and gone. Wat games. Wat stunts. Wall speed. I liked best the won mile runner withe the fluid clutch. Such accleration. Hea wuz no match fore the runner withe the overdrive, however. Wat I can’t fig- ure owt, however, iz why they goa around practically nude, withe only there underwhero on. There iz soa many (lanzes at skool that I am going- nuts. Last monthe, the soph brawl. A cuple of weaks ago wuz the junior prom. Next Satur— day is the second senior demo at skeol, in the stcwdcnt union (local 212, algamatcd butchers). Next month la the fresh jam sesshion at a downtown hotel, then the junior in— formal in May . . . my gosh, itz al- most tyme for final exams. The fresh wil no longer present theer track team arownd the strcats of Armorc, withc there cute little gren caps and the track sewts insted of pants. No sireo, depantzing iz taboo. Concerts, concerts, concerts, my grate voice haz bun in constant de- mand awl Iaste wcak singing withe the glee club. I suspect the clube wen sang befour has radical tenden~ cics ‘l'rum Russia. Not that there iz (liicct evidence, but rotary moons to rotate wich moons Lew revolve wich moons revolutionary wich means comunism. However, thiz i7. pure logic, and wile I wuld get an "A” in logic withc it, I wuld get some- thinp; much stronger frum other sources, so kcap it under yewre hat, deer Sally. Wee. sang also at a hi-skool, and wile 1 may bca wrong, I think that they had red tomatoes in there hands. I can't prove it directly, once again, bckauso after they hit men, they were reduced to an area insted of a volume, wich wuz very unfortunate, indeed. Well, az the girl hoe wuz bow— lcmccrl sod, I wuz pleasure bent, and hope ycw’re the same. Yures, Stoopbmin Bliss. llevivication, revitalization, reor- ganization . . . ye Armour Arc-hi» Lecturnl Society has definitely got- ten that certain shot in the arm, so to speak . . . the Society is on its way to a more active life . speeches, speakers, entertainment, dances . . . ah, dances, beautiful girls and handsome Arx dancingr to- gether, chock to check . what a sight. What acuior is going to return Pralher’s L-shiipcd house lo him? . . . more imporlaml: when? Enough of questions, now for sports, aye, sports . . . Yc Junior Arx Tennis Tourncyl, yes, a real tour- ney consisting a light racket,— b1'eaking Arx . . . Chairman, no, sleeping—«Chairman Backdoor says: Dates will be announced soon, gush, gush . . . I hear from a reliable source that Goldsmith worried all last week because he ran second in the papal election. I kinda thot something was wrong; . . . Fox is all knocked out about the Police Ga» zctte . , . just say: pidg‘eons to Pehta and he’ll gush forth with his favor- ite story of the month about the pidgeons reactions to Pointek . . . day last Thursday was not visitors’ in life, but next week. Al the A.A.S. Smoker held last Thursday a, reorganization plum was submitle and a Board of Control was alccfml la prnmnfc further activi- lies of the society and Lo present a constitution to the students and fac- ulty at an early date. . . . On the Board are Lindahl, chairman, Ceren— shi, Prathcr, Stowcll, Dodge, and Center . , . there's rumors of lots of activity. Did you see Scherer’s pretty pic- ture in the Tech News last week? . . . Just in case you don‘t know, he's the new captain of the varsity basket- ball tel-1111, goodgoing. . . . Page Five l SHOVEL BOZ-ARTS. The A.S.L.S.S. forges 017. Willi RUSS KOTAL ably pitching the menu bemhip drive (he being chairman of the mcmbcmhip committee), he nominn ales the following ncophitcs in: pledges: THOMAS (RAH, RAH) YEAKLE, first suggested for the position of Sergeant at Arms but ltllel‘ revised to Women in Arms; EDWARD (NATIONAL COLLEGE) MARIK; GEORGE (4 GALS) HANNA, who has woman trouble from Wisconsin to Nebraska, (mo! back: to Chicago; and HAROLD (PRETTY BOY) KRUSE, 4h JV 41! The welding chop claim serenaded Leon (McGuillicudy) Epstein with “My Wild lrish Rune" when he entered the room last Friday—St. Patrick‘s tiny. tit ll! 35‘ . Speaking: of the aforementioned Irish holiday, it is interesting to note that St. Patrick has been adopted as the patron saint of the mechanical engineers because he was the first to invent the “worm drive.” Ili Ill , 0m: budding engineer who would make a boiler butcher “is STEVE “BUTCHER BOY" STIL‘FF'ANSKY, who while forcibly shaving off half of “STUMBLE” SCHULTZ‘S "cookie duster” Friday in the lunch room, also took off half of Frilz’s lir). “Blood, red blood, red blood do I see” sung the glee club in [he ”Radnwn’s Death, Chant" and Stem: followed through. a: m m Embarrassing moments: At the glee club concert. before the Rotary Club in the Grand Ballroom oi the Sherman last Tuenday . . . “O. G." boomed and bowed an the chairman of the Irnccting complimented the glco club on their inspired rcnclition of the “Star Spangled Banner," "due. {to the great loaderuhip of . . ," another bow and nmilo by Mr, Erickson, “of Mr. Stone . . ." Blush by our conductor. However, we feel he got gypped. Iii ll: ' Mimic/m feels sorry now that he gave his bicycle to his girl friend's brother, so as to get in good with her. . . . She. jiltcd him and got married, as stated last week. However, he has a cute little blonde named Jami. LOUTZENHE'ISER may be called the Mud Piper of Armour Tech. Ha wow driving the boys crazy with those nclcctiann on his toilette, a. nl‘l'ctchcd— out Ocarina. )l‘ ’l‘ Ill Finnegan and Jacobsen (Roy): You have cut 115 to the quick by your naughty actions during glee club rehearsal last Thursday. 0111‘ scouts re- port that Mr. Erickson had to ask you to gently transpose your mortal pres- ence from the edifice, in other words, kicked you out for the evening. Oh, wild youth of today. They should be more moderate. ’l' 1k The Sherman Hotel Cafeteria hcnd waitress couldn’t believe her eyeo (luring the time the glee club wan eating their bolotod (but free) lunch other the Rotary concert. ll: seems that each portion was allowed one roll and one square: of butter. However, a certain four members not near 1: table on which rested a cardboard box fillodl with about two (lumen more rolls, and a bowl containing butter amid ice cubes. When the four left, the roll box was empty, and the waitress haul Inlvaayerl a half empty butler bowl. 1;: m .1 Famous quotes: IVIIingolll-“’l‘he velocity of a stream issuing: from an orifice is the same under similar conditions; of head, whether the liquid is water, gasoline, kerosene or B-E-E-R." Nothing; like a good head on a mug of beer going into my orifice. :1: ii: in There are fine little lowers—all the some combination, 1....” appeal/r at letMlL once and sometime my many an ten times on every page 0/ Gem Wor- ncnlcr’g iiolc book. They are . . . you, they in c—«I-IE' LEN!!! Where does Eggero go every Monday when he cuts “squirt lab" at the Underwriter's labs on Ohio St. It can’t be that he is getting cokes and cookies from that little red-head at the corner delicatessen. You bet it is! blind date at. 2 A.M. Sec too Laer if you want it Just call him up at that hour and he‘ll oblige. =l1 ill 714 Well, after seeing the boys 1un aiound at the Almour Relays last Sat- urday night in their shirts and shorts, I’m convinced that spring is here. Will see you at line Senior dance next Saturday. OF FREED— HARDEMAN COLLEGE, SGORED A STAGGERING TOTAL BETHEL COLLEGE “5 TO 50/ it? THE NETS ALL BUT CAUGHT FIRE ,/ as. WALTER C dthlES if“: 18 COOS MA l . l OF THE BlRMlNGHAM SOUTHEPJx PW) D: < WE}: FACULTY (S A macaw oe NlNE GNREES ARE l ,1 sees an groomers Nmss! Afilfifiy / l - . LL so”): Myra, 2 (ban: 9,