Page Four ”leechnien @rop tweet to loyola As Elston glean scone Eva—35% Failing to score in the running Arlnour‘s track squad suf- fcrcd an unexpected defeat from Loy- ola last Friday at the University of Chicago ficldhouse. The final score, which showed the northsiders winning all but one running event, was GOV/2 to 34%. It was a former St. George High School runner, in the person of Bill Elson, that brought Loyola to victory. Besides: winning the 60 and 440 dashes, the former Evanstonian ran the, anchor position on the winning» half mile relay team. For the Techawks, Rothenbcrg and Vandekieft garnered high scoring honors. Harvey came home first in the low hurdles, second in the highs, and third in the 60 yard dash for 9 points. Captain Van took first in the shot put and second in the highi jump for his 8 points. g In winning, Loyola swept both the‘g quarter and two mile runs, while the i best Armour event was the pole vault where 8% points were seized. In the mile run Luyden and Lenover of Loy- ola crossed the finish line together for a tie. events, In the pole vault, Elwood and Dixon tied for first place at 10% feet with licidonrich, a co-op, taking- a tie for third. In the 70 yard low hurdles Rothcnburg avenged his high hur- dle defeat by Lancaster by beating: him to the tape in the time of :08.5. , This Saturday, the Techawk squad . will travel to Naperville for the Mid- west Track Carnival unless anotheri attack of influenza attacks the team. ‘ Summaries: “NF. MILE RUN- Laydvn and Imnovvr. Lt» Filthci‘ rnla. timl for first. . Armmlu third.l l‘ime. 4:44 3. . 6H YARD DASH Won hy I‘Ilsnn Loyola l‘crovski, Armour, Herond; Rothcnhrl‘iz. Ar mour. llllnl 'rimo. :ooll SHO’H‘UT Wml lly merlclticft. Burmun. Armour, kr'conrl: I) kwn. l ird. Distant-(I, Ill I (l ‘11”: inchce. 440 YARD DASH Won by Eluon. Loyola; Home. lluyolll. lwcond; Bcuuremlrtl. Loyola. third Time. 2524. POLE VAULT rl)lxon imrl Elwood. Armour tied for first; Heidvurirh. Armour. and Knoll. j u Loyola, olu. tin-(l for third. Height. lo feet 6 inches. 70 YARD Hmu HUlmLLWoo by Lan- caret/er. Loyolo; ohenhcrnl. A (ind; ltumkcr, Loyola, third. Time, : TWO MILE mmvwim by Elwin. Loyola: , Wow-nor. Loyola. Second: Ilenovcr, Uyoln.‘ third. Time, 10:30. no YARD RUN rWon by lteidy. Loyola. Ryan, Armour. mil: noourooord, Loyola», third. Timc. ‘~ 2 HIGH JUMl’irWon by Grnhum. l.oyoln;§ Ynndt-kicft, Armour, and Kiely. Loyoln, umr or second. Height, 5 feet, 10 int-hell. l To YARD Low llunnLEs »»»»» Won by Roth. onhcrg, Armour: Lancnliter, Loyu u, mood. Ramkvr. Loyola, third. ' . :08.5. HALF MILE RELAYrrWon by (Shier, Howe, Brockman, Elson). l .3711. Loyola Time. l i l l Armour Tech Hawks barley i Fonsecc Baseball Pint-wet Lew Fonseca, authority on baseball i pictures, presented a movie about the American league last Saturday after- noon in the Union building. The movie, which was enjoyed by all at- tending, was sponsored by the social- ly active Night Hawks. Mr. Fonscca has devoted a number of years lec- turing and presenting movies to the publlc in order to stimulate a great- er interest in baseball, America’s l greatest pastime. American leaguel fans attending had an opportunity to l see in action the great players that will compete against the National . League in the coming All—Star game. i J. J. Schommcr, athletic director of Armour Institute and authority on football. gave one of his welLknown ‘ talks, “Famous Fighting Football l Decisions.” The students of Armour ) will look forward to Lew Fonseca‘si return next year with the coming? season‘s baseball pictures. ‘ flWlMMlNGM l (Continued, from page three) strength, and that no one man will" be called upon to do the irregular and l illegal act of participating in fourl events. 3 If the swimmers take but three more meets during the remaining ol‘j the season, and there are five more, meets left, they will have won more‘ than half of their matches. This‘ will be something that no recent Tech team has done. At the present it looks as though wins over Kalama- zoo, George Williams, and Herzl are quite sure. , tion is not can be “divided by nothing." ‘ thereby is a great secret divulged. Mathematics Solves Matrimonial hroblem Your kind attention is first called to the more or less well known prop— osition that, under certain consider- ations, two are equal to one. Let X:A ll Multiply through by A A XzA” 2) Subtract X’ from both sides A ){»X”:A"'vX2 3) Factor both sides X (A~—X):(A+X) (A—Xl 4) Divide by (A—X) x A+X 5 Setting X in equation 1) ) We have 1:2 6) Now let us: take a man, and denote him by “A" and a woman, and de- ‘note her by “X," and let us “join them mathematically,” by the forego- ing reasoning. The application is a perfectly rational one because when 21 man and woman allow themselves to be joined in matrimony, they be» lieve that they are absolutely equal, and therefore X :A is correct. Now it is demonstrated above that if X and A separately are equal to each other. X and A added or joined together are equivalent, to X alone. But it is very easy to see that X and A together cannot be equal to X unless A is equal to zero. The complete analogy to matrimony ia now evident. When a man and woman are joined together in holy matrimony, the two are made one. and it is always the man that be- comes insignificant; In the mathematical demonstra- tion above, in order to obtain X.- A +X both sides of an equation were divided by Ar X. But if XrA, (li« viding by A WX is the same as divid— ing by zero. it is to be rem tained by dividing anything by zero, and for this reason the demonstrov a rigorous one. A+X '5 equal to X only on condition that t is agreed that the equation can be divided by zero, or that the equation And cmbe red ‘ that a definite answer cannot be ob— , ARMOUR TECH NEWS Deer Sally, Wel, I am geting intew the row~ tine of the second semester of skool, l and things owr setteling down withe Ea splash. Are grate newspaper—--the lArmore Wreck News, ban a knew stai‘, but sorey az wea are tew sea the olde staf goa, wea are shure glad tew greet the new staf and wish them grate succss. i Won of the big events of owr skool » yeel' Wuz the glea club an orkcstrul konccrt, of wich I am a feetured member of the first. It wuz held at the Goodman theater and wuz a big-e sue .S' The applause wuz thunderus az I {rt-cover “Yew Muste Hav Ben ‘a Bcwtiful Babie, But Jecper’s Kreep- ors“ and then the cnginears song ”Steep on a Beam.” Incidentallcy, l wuz able tew bring boom the groc- l , cries—six red tomatoes (ripe), seven 1 aigs (overripe) and a bed of kab—l bagel After the koncert, a bunch of us and our dates whent tew a downtown hotel by speshall arrangement withc , e manager. who gav us cut rates. jlt wuz a 76 scents minimum but I i fownd owt that if yew got owt of the l ‘joint withe a 75 scents tax yew were ‘ .lucky. However, the danzing girlsi 1in the flour show were shure hot i (they muste. hav bcn, belmuse they . didn’t hav hardly any kloze on). The lead I had withc men wuz swel except iwhile we were eating shea kcpt tak- ing nwt her fulze teeth and putting lthem in her water glass. Yew no, "dcer Sally, this Elmira la the most‘: 'bcwtiful thing wen shca wears herl , blonde toupe. l i i l l You know that there is in the mar-l riage ceremony a phrase: “What God} ,has joined together let no man putl asunder," and now, with the aid oil mathematics, we are able to see why ithis phrase was introduced. It was: meant to convey the idea to the man‘ , and woman that “nothing can divide ,thcm.” And they live happily ever} infterward, she running things, nndi he perfectly content with his insignivl ficuncc as long as he agrees that‘ “nothing can divide them.” gloopbr ’n Wows Concert; Hits Telegraph l llole, Plunging Entire City into Darkneesl Anuther bigc affare iz sune tew cum off az part of the skool soshalll season. I mean the Junyor Formal], and l am asking, in fact inviting, yew tew cum to owr fare city so that I may escort yew personallcy az myl date. Yes, my sweet mountin Ilour,l the dunze iz in tew Weeks, so get owt l you're longest and swankiest gingham l witlle the least; back and n0 shouldcrl straps. ch'll hav the ideal formal.; I wil where my white tux and tulesj and my top hat and cane. The danze l wil bea held at the Senate or iz it the l Congress Casino. Sniff Williams and l biz radio orkcstra owr going- tew fur- nish the musik. We’ll show theze city slickers a thing or tew abowt» danzing withc owr own danze—the; “Mountin Dew Shag.” Bea shure and i get a jug of good olde mountin dewl frum Uncle Flatbrain Hiss tew prime l us fore the danze. l Last weak I went owt tcw com— memorate owr grate and late Presi- dent Washington's birthday. Going tow State and Madison streats withc my hocksaw and hatchet, I cut down the bigcst and fattest telephone pole l culd find. The only trouble wuz that it wuz made of metal and it took mea quite a while. Wat I could not fathom wuz that a mounted cop kamc dashing up tew nice and wen I tolde him that I did it and culd not tel n lie he sez, quote, I cannot tel a lie, either. ch’rc going tow the jug. Wcl, Sally, the inside of a jug: hear iv. a lot different than the jugs yew drink owt of. Wcl, I won’t zoo. in- tew detales, but the next morning my case wuz called and the clerk red off the charges tow old Judge Geez~ cr. Quote, Cutting down won Steal lump post, destroying public property, knocking down street car trolly wire and putting" 300 cars owl: of service fore tow howrs, interrupting, 11,000 telephones in surrounding: office buildings. Withc the telcl'oncn owl; of commission business in the 100105 wuz at a standstill, including the; stock exchange and bored of trade} The stock market in New York, not , hcering from Chicago, thot a terible l clltostl'ol‘ee had occured and shut‘ Amt EANQUEl-n (Continued from page one) Holland are built with a great deal of care and said “they give the ap» pearance of buildings built with pleasure." He doesn’t want students to design buildings that can‘t be built; “both exteriors and interiors must be built honestly, of straight— forward construetion, and with pur— pose and reasoning.” He commented on the necessity of investigating what a structure really is and what its requirements are. He said the material phase of civilization and the cultural side of architecture is important in architecture, but not quite so important as the “organic principal which requires the placing of everything in accordance with its value." With this principal we should consider a wall as an element, a pier, column, etc, as individual elements and deal with each separate- ly, as the Greeks realized in their masterpieces. The. new director concluded speech saying that he wanted stu— dents to have impetus when, after graduating, they enter the, practice of architecture; while in school he wants the student to solve some of the simpler practical problems so that upon graduation they can turn their att ntion to greater ' less. his down for the duyc. The London stock exchange, noting," that the New York exchange had shut down and that ntocks dropped 50 points bckouse of it, thot. maybe war had ben dc- clzlrcd sumplncc and it notified the British War Ministry (no preachers). The world wuz on the verge of col~ lapse, according tew this report of the clerk Ivew the judge, and by thin tyme I wuz on the verge of collapse. We], the judge sentenced mea tew hang. In short order I walked up the 13 steps, the noose wuz secured, the trapdoor opened, and I dropped. . . . I woke up on the floor beside my bed and vowed l wuld never eat cheeze rarcbit and herring: belour I went tew bed agin. Wei, muste klozc. Az the little ucklinzz hoo wuz so cmburrased 'bc- kause hi7. pantz were down scd, quotez-«wheut iz going up, but the price of wild oats will always remain the mhumcl Yures, Sloopbroin Elihu. is who hélyllm Tuesday, February 28, l939 ’tfluptuin Appleloch "lo lie Produced by Institute Meyers Continuing their current string of productions, the Armour Players have started rehearsals of their forthcoming: play, “Captain Apple- jack.” This play, one of an Arabian Nights entertainment mood, will be given on April 2] and 22 in the Stu< (lent Union. As at the last play, dancing will follow the evening‘s dra- matic entertainment. Selection of this particular play came after a consideration of the plays which would be of general in- terest. Because of this, it is antici» patcd that the entertainment it will afford shall surpass that offered by the lost production. All influx of new members has swelled the membership of the play- ers' staff to practically double that of the previous play, and this has en- abled Mr. Christophersen, the direc- tor, to select two casts to allow more students to obtain dramatic training and to guard against any chance of having an unforseen gap appear in the company. Those students who have already been cast in various parts are Charles MaeAleer, Gene Kalnin, Richard Harl- nen-lan, Robert Underhill, Albert Sa- nowskis, Arthur Minwegen, Guy Mor- ris, Alfred Bunas, William Zehr, Hugo Geissler and Zenon Prune. The female parts are to be filled by Loretta Turner, Dorothy Kennedy, Angela Palma, and Irene Lund. Any student who wishes to obtain some position in the players either as an actor or a technician may do so by seeing a member of the players, or by calling at Mr. Christophersen’s office in the English department. Tickets will go on sale the latter part 01’ the week and may be obtained either from a member of the players or at; the book store. The seats shall be reserved, and those who wish to obtain the best; will find it advisable to purchase them early, while a complete selection is available.