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Well, sir, things have

ball practice, using a blachball, Ur-
bain tried to hit the bull’s eye . . .
Mir-ohmic didl; with the coming
t0uch«football games the same
junii s and seniors are doing a bit of
praet -ing' with that; my, what activi-
ty. especially so athletic; the seniors
are doing what the juniors did last
year. making models, to quite a large
scale.

The juniors are thinking of the
comine‘ banquet, on the evening of
the frosh initiation into the Armour
Architectural Society, of which they
will be in charge. It is rumored that
there will be a number of speakers.
This gala occasion will be within the
next two weeks, as winter will soon
be here.

We've been thinking of naming
Viren: "In again, out again, Mulli-
gan," catch?

W. Hutton has decided to go to the
Beaux Arts Ball as a fireman with a
bottle.

Dopc: Gm, lint a lot of nice things
are going to happen teddy.

Brita-Lila: How?

Dope: At 12, it’ll be lunch. time and
at 2:30, “colic” time!

Friday, Goldsmith and his gal
friend (singular) held ye junior’s
mouths open . . . Goldsmith is now
the most popular fella with the
juniors, and he didn‘t have to use Lis»
terine or Lil'ebuoy to become the boy
that all want to know better.

It is rumored that the proceeds of
the Ar): dance are to 12:0 to the pur-
chase of enlarged photos of those that
the juniors and seniors were looking
at last week, 111mm, maybe they’ve
got something there.

 

 

Pointek, soph massier, is thinking;

up some “doozers” for the fresh
initiation . . . Mr. 105. Q. U. Wagner
says that it's kinda peaceful up

there, maybe it’s the calm before the
storm: uh, maybe.

In the SCAR/13 sketch. (70111.1111ti—
lion, Jim Spry/«er was [he 11011-1nc'mbe1'
to receive 1/18 grand prize, of a. sub-
srriplion ((1 (“0111111.

’Til next-~

BOZ~ARTS.

ASSEMBLY—

(Continued from page one)
skies are Cloudy, the students should
prepare for the worst and bring their
oilskins. The outlook taken, and
properly so, is that half a million per-
sons go to see football games each
Saturday and if it rains, they go any-
way. Certainly no one can feel put
out because of a few raindrops.

Instructions for assen’iblinpr of the
various groups before the ceremony
are as follows. They should be
clipped from this page and kept until
Friday morningr in order that diffi-
culties will be reduced to a mini-
mum.

All lines will form in double file at
10:20 after dismivsal of second hour
classes.

Seniors and graduate student~
form lines on 3er street in front of
Machinery Hall. The head of the line
being: at the southeast corner of the
building.

Juniors and third year co-ops l'orm

definitely
picked-up in the junior—senior (huff;-
ing room what with a little basket-

N 1‘ Beck, prominent profession-
a] photographer, gave the Camera
Club a lecture and demonstration of
portrait lighting, last Friday night,
in the Camera Club's rooms. The lec-
ture and demonstration showed ad-
vantages and disadvantages of the
various types of lighting for portrait
work. Among the types discussed by
Mr. Beck were, basic lighting, dynam-
ic lighting, and dramatic lighting.

Proceeding the lecture on lighting,
Mr. Beck judged twentyr'four prints
taken and developed by members of
the Camera Club. These pictures
were divided into two sets: portrait
prints, and unposed prints. The
print which won the first division was
“Contentment” by Don Grego. It
was a picture of a small girl and a
dog lying before a fire place. The
composition and excellent lighting

Over the heads of a new generation
there hangs an impending doom. 0n
the word of Professor Benjamin B.
Freud, semi-arbiter of the destinies
of the committed chemicals, the new
crop of freshmen will be exposed to
a curriculum twice as hard as ever
before. This is somewhat discouragv
ing to the upperclassmen who have
already, under the present regime,
taxed the groaning gray matter to
the last foebly protesting cell. The
seniors are goinx: to be terribly let
down when a little man trundles up,
peers out wistfully from under the
brim of a fetching green hat, and
lisps, “Tell me sir, for my assignment
in the Theory of the Functions of the
Complex Variable in Reference to Nu»
clear Thermochem. . . . Hey! Where
yuh going?"

The report, unfortunately, is not
exaggerated and is founded in fact.
It is, to coin a phrase, the real McCoy.
Prof. Freud did not have the air of
a man who speaks jostingly, ha, ha.
l‘lo. Rather, he faced the class with
the air of a man killing time while
wondering where his next derivation

was coming: from, and announced“

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

lhech, Protessionnl Photographer lectured
} For Camera Club at First Formal Meeting

Weie the major factois of the pi int’ 5
superiority.

“Upsy-Daisy," by George Raymond
won the first prize in unposml shots
lt portrayed a. stage setting of two
acrobatic dancers and its excellence
was accredited to the fact that it
stopped the motion of both dancers;
and was a \‘ery brilliant print.

During his lecture, Mr. Beck ex—
plained the differences between men
and women studies and gave the CemA
era Club several methods of overcom—
ing glare‘ and reflection caused by
glasses. Following the lectures, cider
and doughnuts were served to all
members and guests present at the
meeting. This was the first formal
rneetinx,r of the Camera Club and was
considered a success by all who at-

 

 

 

BDSTQW TERRlEI‘t—A cross between the English bulldog
and white English terrier, but this gentle. lovable house
pet is stricdy an American product. First bred in Boston
tome 60 years ago. Once called the “Roundhcnd,” today
he is known as the “American Gentleman" of dogdom.

RE these busy, trying days for you?
Do you find yourself, at day’s end,
irritable, nerve-weary? Take a moment
~study the dog above. He‘s resting hi5
nerves. Even in the midst of strenuous

tended.

Trot. Trend in Slay Future Chains lllhlh
Stiller Coursel Harder hook Promised

“Do you think we will use this hook
next year ‘7" with a sneering glance at
the quavcring volume, “No! We'll use
another, that nobody understands!”
This, of course, involves a little. spe—
cial training for the new students.

It's. going: to be tough alright, but
the Professor is bringing it on him-
self. Even his position will be
Strained. Will he be able, with the
three men that survive the lower
classes to say that a gas is twenty—
four mosquitoes in a closed room, and
a liquid 11 can of angle \vorms‘l Un-
less he radically rev his lecture
technique the whole class will walk
out. mutterini,r to himself about mole.
cular energy levels versus worms.
There was an alternative about did
you have to pay for the girl friend
at a movie by weight and well wasn't
a molecule the some thine; from
liquid to was? That one escapes most
people, however; you so seldom see a
molecule, going: to the movies. The in-
fant brain trust will get it, no doubt.

 

Some flimsy excuse was offered as
reason for the still'ening of the course,
Something about,
trial Complexity."

“Increasing indus-
ll'hot industry?

  
   
   

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tress signals of our nervesn-the instinc-
tive urge to rest. So often, we let our
will—power drive us on at a
after hour, headless of nerve tension.
You don't want your nervous System

Steam Shovel
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B. G. Anderson was
when he left the social last Friday.
He walked

in a daze

around in the rain for

about ten minutes claiming he
couldn't find the elevated. l
.1. a. .;.

Ed. Swanson had a little trouble
finding the girls tall and fast enough.
., ,,, ,.

found one
gt and planning to) a date he tiled
to find the uddicxs. “W all I live 6600
north and 1400 coat." In other winds,
(Ti'cgo—q/mt'd lir'tier get on boat, she
11mm live out 1'11 the lake.

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Talc Don CIGyO—«hd

 

Armourites know Lorraine
now.

Chase
Each managed to have a few

steps before another pal would cut
'3 ’5‘ ll:

Moculoski was stopping around

quite lively and happened to say

(when we were around) “Are you
clinging to me my little turtle dove?"
And he just met the girl!

1: a: .»

That “Brother Winston" drives a
hard bargain permeates the minds of
the members of one of his thermo
classes. Trading- a $200 1931 Porn
tiac with a clutch that was “just
about . . ." in on a new De Soto two
years ago for $400 allowance was
nothine'. He also demanded a radio
and the spare tire to be put in a
fender well, the latter costing $35.00
alone. “You gotta be tough, don’t

1.1:ch an inch," would just about
make a good description of his
methods.

’I’ 71“ iF

The arrangement of DAN STONE
conducting the dance class and DON
CHARLETON leading the dance or-
chestra to play for the clan:- ought
to be swell. ESPEClALY “7 . . . a
few hundred girls from the Normal
College move down once or twice a
month to tllene dear p0

 

   
    
  
 
   
 
 
 
   

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ALL AMERlCAN QUARTERBACK 0F
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NAMED FOIR HIM WHILEA SPECIE OF THE FAMSLY
DA BUGS l5 NAMED AFTER DR.
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dance with him ahndow, or can ONE?
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Worst joke of the week award
goes to "Doc” Olson for his joke
about the marijuana addict who,
coming: to a curbstone from the.
street, looked up, surveyed it and
said, “Wosh, what a steep climb."
0n reaching the top he looked down
and shudderod, “Whooey, it’s
miracle I didn‘t fall down the face
of it.”

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It looks like the ”/11'11'111111' Star
Hunts" have just about reached
“Journey's End.” Casting: for the

roles is about completed.
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T/uz slap 1t ,st (glint-ward are be!-
lm‘ mitt" Itifimdnt than the Uni'ucrailp
of Chicago football 9111111011. Aslr WES-
SELS and DUNCAN. l’AND .1.-
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and so In llll

action he will stop, relax. The dog does
that instinctively, though his nerves are
complex, high-keyed like our own.

We, trained for the intense contest of
modern life, are likely to ignore the dis-

to be a drag. See what a difference it
makes when you rest your 'nerves regu-
larly—when you LET UPuLIGHT UP
A CAMEL. Enjoy the matchlcss mildness
of Camel’s rich, ripe tobaccos.

 

lug by mouth COLLIER in' 1 (I.

 

 
 
  
  

 

(Cilose Contest Next Week

At. a spec1al pledging held last
Tuesday, Eugene Kalnin was pledged
to Alpha Chi Sigma, the profession-
al chemical fraternity. The special
pledging was held because of Kal-
nin‘s long absence from school, which
made it impossible for him to be
present at the regular pledging core-
mony. Now that he has recovered
and is back at work again, the mem-
bers deemed it proper to hold the
special meeting.

Students who are entered in the
Alpha Chi Sigma theme contest. are
urged to get their entries finished up
and handed in in the next few days.
The deadline has been set for Novemw
her 18, and will not be extended. Fol-
lowing; the precedent set". down in pre-
vious years the StlbjLBt is to be “Why
Choose Chemical Engineming?” and
the length is to be 500 words.

 

 
 
      
 
  
    
   
 
    
 
    
  
 
  

on the west side of Federal street
along the east wall of Machinery
Hall, with the head of the line at the
southeast corner of the building.

Break Nerve Tension as Millions do ~—
“LET UPMLIGHT UP A CAR/TEL”

Sophomores and second year co-ops
will form on the Last side of Federal

. Smoke 15 packs
street besnle the new Union, with the

 
   
   

    
  
   
      

 
    
  
   
   
 
    
   
  

  

  
 
 

 

   
   
  
 
 
 

   
     
 
 
 
 
 
 

_ of garnets and
head of the line at the northwest N1$R ‘” A QUARTET? MILLNBH ' l
' ‘ ‘ Elflfllfi eh riot °l miles of flying are be- Emil out w 1y
corner of the building. “sundown“ n > - ‘
w , America 5 file“ ”mag, Monday evemm” ‘; hind MISS Lolly Sisson they are the
l reshmen and first year co~ops (“mmuflcmndsooacfk 7. 30 p.115 E -P9S‘T. (left), air hostess on EARGEST-
Wlll form on the east side of Federal ‘ rbe®,mg,;r~letwm M 5.11"“ TWA’S “Sky Chief,” SEWING
strete , in front of Chopin Hall with pm m-C 5 She SAYS: “Caring 5°” element:
the head of the line, near the physics NV gflfifimfiw '” ”at. passengers is a real
Idbmatmy BEN Ofswina and the w°t§::over strain on the nerves, W AMERICA
1‘ aculty members, research stall" He” the ngd— each Tues‘lay CECE, T 8130

 
 
 
 
 
  
   

but ll keep away nerve
tension by pausing
when I can. l let up
and light up a Camel.”

est swing ‘93“
the Columbia
em C 5 T’

and employees will i'mm on Fella-1a] Nuworillgs'gpzlfiofimrs I.
shoot in i'iont of Main, and the pm
head of the line will be at the north
east coinei oi the building.

Each line is to he headed by two‘
Student mai under the supe1~i
vision of Prof M Nash. The‘ llncsl
will mmo at 1 ’1 and in the iollow-l
ine- juniors sopho-
moiis, er laculty, research l
stall" and employees. 3

  
   
 
  
   

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