Page Two ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, November 8, V936 Armour Tech News Student Publication of the ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY 3300 Federal St. CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Published Weekly During the College Year l9 38 Member 19 39 associated Colleoiate Press ksvncuznren vow «menu. mum-sum uv National Advertising Servroe, Inc. College Pulilirbcn chrasenlaléuu 420 MADIBON AVE. NEW VORK. N. Y. CHICAGO ' £10510" ' LOB flNaELEfi ‘ SAN FRANCISCO “Entered as second class matter December 8, 1937, at. the post oilicc at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879." , 251 $2.00 Per Year Single Copies, 10 Cents Each EDITORlAL BOARD - . RUSSELL KOTAL Eadi’é‘illlicl‘ilblm 0mm JAFFEE NEWS E I'l' R MAX EPgRAill/f gbgmignriibiffl . THOMAS YEAKLE BUSINESS MANAGER OBERT WIN LA FACULTY AnVisEk .. . ALTER HENDRICKS ____v_'___,__________.#.—— Cnrl Rob Desk Erlitnr .. . Rewrite Ediw Assignment. Editors net. Sports Feature Ea. . "will: Stcrnleld. Columnists. . ,. .5] vii. . Zurcm. anovvrtclilllbL S lVllCC ran, E. Colunt. l. Dzlkowskl. .7. "Hartman, S , T. Hunter. E. Kalnin, W. Lnubc. H. Kraritz, L. Mandel. . lleville. H. Quandec, F. Rah, n. Ilosenthal, c. toe Lacr. H Zimmerman. -' ' F. Anderuon, .l. Fahcy. F Worcester 2:22;: W . R, W... W... Cartoonist .. .. J. erummc BUSINESS DEPARTMENT . .Frnnk Slavin .li Businc Assistants .. .. . . R. Abrohamson, R. Besnncon. ”Johnson, R. Jncohscn. W. Mnclicy, L. Maze. W. Speth. November 8, I938 Armistice may At the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the year l9l8, all hostile action ceased in the greatest of all wars—the World War. Men who had been trying to kill each other now came boldly out it was the first Armistice Day. of their trenches. Enemies for four long years be— came friends and peace instead of war, reigned over the battle‘scarred fields of France. in this country wild rejoicing broke out in every The whole country was The strain of the Bells rang and rang; everyone was No more hatred. People city, town, and village, swept with a tide of happiness. war was over. happy- everywhere resolved and declared that never again should war darken the souls of men and cast its No more war. shadow over the world. At the dedication of the tomb to the "Unknown Soldier" in the National Cemetery at Arlington, Virginia, President Warren G. Harding said, "This must never happen again." Each year, all Armour attends the Armistice assembly. It is the only tribute we can pay to those men who lost their lives in a fight for democ‘ racy. The assembly this year will be held in Ogden field in the form of a mass-meeting. All brass instruments of the orchestra have been formed into a band to furnish stirring marches for the event, The ceremony, which includes the entire student body and staff, should be very impressive. Plans have been arranged far in advance to insure an orderly entrance to the field. Assist the school officials by using the directions published with Vol. XXll. No. 8 Fraternity ! Notes By EDWARD CHEVALLEY All frau-rnily notes must lie rcccivrd by the {rutcrnity editor before 5 ’M. huraday in order to up r in the next i u( We are happy TRIANGLE lcnt team. Donald C. Roggc, president of the house, now has a new hobby—and it has the brothers worried. It seems that Don must have taken a ride in a boat while down in Evansville, lnd., last summer, for now he is con» i structing his own Queen Mary in the basement of the house. Whether he will be able to launch it through the walls is a problem that , Don doesn’t seem to be worrying; about. The 14 foot craft will start some swell fires this winter, any way. Triangle extends its congratula» tions to Brother Howard Coyle who‘ be qu itc regular. l as the keynote. i win the finals. i this issue. l TME‘l’A Xl Graf back with us after having beenl abscnt for nearly two weeks due tol an injury he received in a touchballl game two weeks ago. Brother (liovan is getting an earlyl start with the ping pong: players this year. A number of the boys are very‘ good players and will make an excel-l Brother that he wins his gamer. by the use} of a little psychology. (ants feel that his freak mots seem to cause of his long arms. PHI KAPPA SlGMA Congratulations to the Rho Dclts Pres' Heald VlSll‘E frangible? for their handling of the pigskin and l l subsequent. win, with sportsmanshipl May the best teaml Last Saturday night the Mothers’l able amount of traveling in the east~ l Many Armourites Attended ‘ have Bromcrl Chicago Teachers College 0 ‘ Social Friday Afternoon Last Friday afternoon, 119 Ar- , mourites accepted the invitation of ‘ the Chicago Teachers College. Arriv— , ing at 3:30 in the afternoon the two l hour period of dancing passed quick— ly with the Techawks doing their ‘ are in the robbcr's dances. Every other Friday, the college has , a social. Because of the basketball and choir practice at the same time, partners were scarce. Tickets were sent to the Registrar and sturlentsl . interested were asked to call thc . é— Hrudu insist His oppon- l or maybe its bu} l l : for them. Union on Recent Trip East During;r the last week President. H. T. l'Ieuld has been doing a consider— The Slipsticlr Cleave to the slipstick; let the slapstick fly where it may. l WWWWW Slop in closer folks and also you Armour engineers I’d like to show thi automatic rileclm’nism which. we are git) r/ away absolutely free with every Slips ’clc Caliimil. This little hourly device when utmchcd to your slide- rule will locate The (Iccimdl point in your Simply add. up the man *sas will divide by the aha/mo- tm‘lslics mul million! the. unillog from the quotient. to the colog. Th0 answer is gimrmilccd to be right. If the (m- swcr isn’t right you can sue me. So what? twitter. * Jeside the crowded dance floor An ugly coed stood And stood, and stood, and stood, And stood, and stood, and stood. =l< ’1: ii: Armour Soph: I’a, may I have a quarter to go to the circus with? Dad: What? A quarter to see the circus, and only last week l let you go out: and see the eclipse of the moonl Young man. do you want your life to be one perpetual round of gaiety? r}! il= ill Indicating that this column has the engineer’s best; interest at heart we are giving you the following technical report received from the research laboratory on whiskey. Connect 20,000 volts across a pint: 1) If the current jumps it, the prod~ act, is poor. 2) If the current causes a precipita- tion of lye, tin, arsenic, iron, slag, and alumni, the whiskey is fair. 3) If the whiskey chases the current back to the generator, you’ve got good whiskey, in ii: :1: “Johnnie, did you want in leave the room?” “Say, larrchcr, you rlorl’l think I’m standing [rm-c hilch-hllrm‘ do you?" Il: llx 3% Georgie Porcic, Pumpkin Pie (lliascd the girls and made them Cry, of course, 9‘; ’4: 9h Our Household him, for this week will be a recipe on how to prepare watermelon squash. Gently pick up the watermelon and hold over head. Now let go. Squash! .i: :r .1. I was boasting" to B.R.S. that. on a clear night a few weeks ago I could see the lights of Gary from the Chi- cago shoreline. “That’s nuthin’,” he all new patented self servicing and . The “V THE PlCTURE DEPT: Might as well give the play to movie houses outside the Loop this week. There are just too many K. 0. pics circulah ing to pin-s up. F'instance, a nifty parley is currently running at the Marbro and Uptown. The screwball Marx Brothers aggregation in “ROOM SERVlCE” and “MARIE ANTOINETTE" starring Nov-ma Shearer and Tyrone Power is well worth your time and coin of the realm. Other hits including “ALEX.- ANDER'S RAGTIME BAND,” “BOY MEETS film..." and “CAREFREE” are still showing at the smaller allow They’re all $250,000 Movie Quiz Contest numbers. Remember to send me my10%. ll< .IF YOU ARE READING: Ferdinand Lundbei-g's America's Sin:— «ly F’mnilies is a choice number. A flock of our American society upperu crusters take quite a bit of punish- ment in this, what with commoner Lundberg revealing the status of their income, the method in which said income was obtained, and the curious but interesting ways in which those gorgeous coarse notes are spent. It’s a big book, jammed with names and statistics, but an easily read book. A good bet, that’s America’a Sixty Families. spots. ax xii llK ll4 ll! AMUEEMENTS ODDS A N D ENDS: Victor- hike the declr this wool: with two naturals. For six llziku, on No. 26060, you get a couple of swing classicn a1: dished up by Benny Goodman all: Co. “Margie" and “Russian Lullaby" are the tunes. ' {KERN A RD STERNFELD Town ’5 Best: Then Ginger Rogers turnn out, a toe tiulcller on Bluebird 3-7891. We “The Yam" and “I Used to Be Color,- Blind,” all for seven nickels. Rec— ommended, but yes. . . . Best; of the new bands, Dick Berry’s orlr playing the eastern circuit. They've a style that's refreshing and new. . . . Overdolie is tho music clauses, professor quiz style. less talking. . . . Glee Club and Orchestra have finally hit their stride. Practice mea- sions show plenty of class. First showing is scheduled for an early December date. a: More music, ’l‘ Ill IN THE SPORTS WORLD: As predicted here in the Sept. 19 issue, 01' Seabiscuit finally came through last Tuesday to cop that. match race and 15 grand from War Admiral. And predicted in the Oct. 4 number was the early foldup of the overrated junior chem footballers in the inter- class tournament. After absorbing a thorough heating from the senior sch‘miers, the ’40 chems are on the way out. . . . I’ve got a perfect right to crow loud and long about the above. It’s the first time this season my predictions have clicked! . . .Only bigtime football game scheduled for a showing in the Chi- cage area next Saturday is the De Paul-Catholic U. fracas. ...The Rho Delta to win the fra- ternity touchball championship from the Delts, IF the Rothonberg—Epstein combo isn’t broken up by injuries in intercloss ball games. Anyway, the Rho Dells by 1 point. . . .The wailing may commence. I could see all the way to the moon from the Chicago shoreline." 11'- XI: 2: Prof: What in a skeleton? Sludc: A fllflcl‘ all homes the people scraped oft". with all ll< DEAR DAD: hope you are well. hope mot/her lit well. hope sister is well. hope John is well. with you were here. wish, moi/im- 71mg hare. wish, sirilcr was here. wish, John was here. wish. you would simd some money. me -~\\-- 3‘ a l For the was pledged to Tau Beta Pi a week ago last, Friday, PHH Pl PHl The ll alloween Dance, sponsored by the pledge class, was a pronounced , success and Pledge Captain Ted Growak can be proud of his pledge brothers for their fine cooperationl on that project. a The chapter was proud to have as guests of the evening, Prof. and Mrs. , Freeman and we trust that they envl, joycd being with us as much as wcf enjoyed having them. i Our new R. C. A. Victor radio»; phonograph has been working over- time and several heated discussions have been waged over the rendition of a certain selection entitled, Old Man Muse. The athletic boys of the house have been working out with the new set of harlot-11s, and it is reported from a reputable source that Clay De Merit, can lift anything! in the house but the furnace, and he can balance the bud- get with his right hand. l DELTA TAU DELTA Comes Tuesday and our long await- t ed contest With Rho Delta Rho. The‘ team is in topvnotch shape and ex- pects to add the Rho Delts to itsl purge list. An 18-0 victory is preel dicted for the purple avalanche. Ran-l sel havng resigned it behooved thcl Dolls to elect a new treasurer. When i the nominations were over and thcl votes counted W'illiam Scherer was; installed as the future Dollar (h‘ab»‘ her. Our Pledge Formal is to be held. at the House Nov. 10. Put on yourl top hat, white tie, dust ofi‘ those tailsl and let’s swing: it. But don’t forgetl‘ yOur best table manners, for the; there was nothing in the by-laws of doors Mothers” Club is to supply the foodl either society which would prohibit al frames and numerous panes of new , plan as he understood it. in the way of a buffet supper. Club with their usual aplomh gave a, grand card and bunco party. Thank l you. Mothcrs’ Club and those Dadsl that were prominently active. The prizes were well chosen and were re- ceived with a great deal of pleasure. The party wasn’t restricted to grown- ups as was noted by the conspicious attendance of brothers and pledges with their better half. l l l l l i-rn portion of the country. first part of the week. he was in Bos- ton, Mass. on business concerning- the institute, and then during the latter part he represented Armour at Coop-l er Union College for an installation: of its new officials. Cooper Union is perhaps the oldest technical school in the entire country. Mr. l-leald Since 0‘” well rounded Oll- pledge class! address at the Friday Armistice Day has quickly adopted themselves L0, ceremonies, he will fraternity house functions and arcl his desk early this striving vigorously to attain the pledge award. This award will be presented to the pledge having the best all around record of pledgeship including: scholarships, attitude, co- operation, etc, The award is a fro» terniiy crest ring. Pl KAPPA PHl The Mothers’ Club card party held last Saturday was a huge success due to an attendance of 48. Our pledge dance is scheduled for Friday, Nov. 18 and the pledges have threatened to outdo our regular social commit,- tee, but we claim it can’t be done. Our first intra house touchball game ended in a scoreless tie, both teams are planning how to win in the near future. MAY CHANCE W.S.E. PLAN—- ( Continued from page one) the A.S.C.E. and make the W.S.E. the parent society as outlined in the previous plan. “if a charter is de— sired, the following procedure must be followed," said Mr. Hammond of' l the A.S.C.E. He then went on to describe the mechanics of obtaining a charter. in answer to a question from Dr. ‘ been set up and are ready to be fas— Grinter, Mr. Hammond said that l i l l l l is to make thel l be returning: to Equipment- and Furnishings being Delivered Daily tor Remodeled Student Union Work on the new Union Building has been progressing rapidly during the last week. Students have all seen the number of trucks which have pulled up and discharged pieces of new equipment, but work on the in- side has also been gaining headway. Scaffolding has been removed from the new assembly hall, the decorat- ing- and lighting is practically com— plete and the new wooden floor is ready for finishing. The new mov- able seats have yet to be delivered, but; they will be ready in a few days. It is expected that the lunch room equipment will be removed from the gym during- the Thanksgiving hell» days and the Union will then be ready for one of its most important functionswfood. All of the new equipment for the fountain, new gas ranges, and new dishwashing equip— ment have been installed. The new pedestal type tables have been dc-l livered and new lighting fixtures are l being,r put in place. 1 Book cases for the book store have All of the new hall their toned in place. have been hooked to rotorted, “on a clear night. last week Jim. (M’HROUGH EXPERlMENTlNC—S. JUST Gil/E ME PRlNCE ALBERT FOR Emllfidelttlllslih ‘ YET were fiddlbllgélbldi, AND FOR CAKlNG UPA PlPE SMOOTH AND SWEET! glass have been puttyed in windows. SMOKE 20 murmur “perms of Prince Albert. 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